Town Criers

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04PAN PIPE MUSIC

0:00:11 > 0:00:15# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# We're alpacas from the Andes

0:00:21 > 0:00:22# With hooves instead of handies

0:00:22 > 0:00:26# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch

0:00:28 > 0:00:29# Nuzzle and Scratch! #

0:00:38 > 0:00:42There we go, Auntie. Pride of place...in the back room.

0:00:42 > 0:00:47Still, at least you're safe from Nuzzle and Scratch.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Ohh! Oh, look, Nuzz. Bell.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52THEY LAUGH I'm going to ring it.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54I'm going to ring it. Yeah, I go...

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Oh, wonky again.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Sorry, Auntie.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Ahem! The bell is for customers. Don't play with it.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Oh! Play with the bell, you say?! OK!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Go on, you first! - THEY LAUGH

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Ding, ding, ding!

0:01:12 > 0:01:15THEY LAUGH

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Ah, ha, ha, the bell! Ding, ding, ding!

0:01:18 > 0:01:22- Ahhh!- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nice dress, Capitan!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Yeah, really suits you!

0:01:24 > 0:01:29Yes, all right. Now, look. The twins want to dress up as town criers.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33Oh, criers! I love pretending to be a baby(!)

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Waaaah! I'm a baby! Waah! I want some milk!

0:01:37 > 0:01:43- Baby...oh.- You have no idea what a town crier looks like, have you?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45- Well...- Yeah, but...

0:01:47 > 0:01:48BOTH: No.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54There we go. Right. Town criers.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Oooh!

0:01:59 > 0:02:00JAUNTY PIANO MUSIC

0:02:00 > 0:02:04I wish I could be a town crier.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08'I'm the fancy dress genie! Your wish is my command!'

0:02:08 > 0:02:13Brilliant! Then I'll need a town crier outfit with a big hat, please.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15'Big cat? All right!'

0:02:15 > 0:02:17THEY LAUGH

0:02:17 > 0:02:20That's a cat, not a hat!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23'Had a bit of a genie jam there. Sorry.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27'One town crier's outfit with a big hat coming up.'

0:02:28 > 0:02:30That's better!

0:02:30 > 0:02:33- HE GASPS - Pointy hat! Ha ha!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36'You'll also need a loud voice and a bell to ring.'

0:02:39 > 0:02:41There's a bell! And "Oyez!"

0:02:41 > 0:02:44'You can ring your bell and shout news.'

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Oyez, oyez! Listen up, people.

0:02:47 > 0:02:52I've got my fancy dress costume for my fancy dress party.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56'There you are! You've got... Oh! You just said it!'

0:02:59 > 0:03:03The twins will love being town criers.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Oh, yeah, they will. - You two go and find the costumes,

0:03:06 > 0:03:10- and I'll open the shop.- OK, Captain. - Oyez, Captain.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18# Dressing up is fun

0:03:18 > 0:03:20# You could be anyone

0:03:20 > 0:03:21- # A monkey - Or a queen

0:03:21 > 0:03:23# Every costume you can dream

0:03:23 > 0:03:28# Everybody knows that wearing different clothes is fun

0:03:28 > 0:03:30# Dressing up is fun... #

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Boo!- Oh!- Ha-ha!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Boo!- Oh!- Ha-ha-ha!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- # Dressing up- Dressing up- Dressing up - Just pass them to me

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- # Dressing up- Dressing up - Dressing up

0:03:44 > 0:03:45# Is very groovy

0:03:45 > 0:03:49- # Dressing up- Dressing up- Dressing up - So raise your hoovie

0:03:49 > 0:03:52# If you know what you'll wear today

0:03:52 > 0:03:56# What will you wear today? #

0:03:57 > 0:03:59HARP RIPPLES

0:03:59 > 0:04:02BOTH: We're town criers!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Oyez, oyez! Come on, Nuzz, ring your bell.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07I haven't got a bell.

0:04:07 > 0:04:12Oh, no! The twins will be really upset with only one bell.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Ring-ring! Heheh! - Yeah, but what about me?

0:04:15 > 0:04:17I'm upset too, you know!

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Have you found those costumes yet?

0:04:20 > 0:04:23We have, Captain. Oyez! RINGS BELL

0:04:23 > 0:04:28- Good. The twins will be here soon. - Yeah. But there's only one bell.

0:04:28 > 0:04:33HE SOBS A super-duper bell it is, too, oyez.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Oh, crumbs!

0:04:37 > 0:04:41- Problem, Captain?- I'll say. The hold's empty, lads.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- We're fresh out of sponge fingers. - Oyez! Oyez!

0:04:45 > 0:04:49No sponge fingers today. NUZZ WAILS

0:04:49 > 0:04:54Ooh, tell you what. Why don't you sail out to the sponge finger shop?

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Get some fresh supplies.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Aye-aye, Captain. We're on our way.

0:04:58 > 0:05:03Oyez! Come on, Nuzz. We'll get those sponge fingers for the captain.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06And we'll find you a bell of your own.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Really?- Really, Nuzzuloo.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Awww!- Heh-heh.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Oooh!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Oooh, I say!

0:05:15 > 0:05:16I... Ah, well.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20Two alpacas dressed as town criers buying sponge fingers.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22What could possibly go wrong?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27BELL RINGS Oyez, oyez!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30It's that sponge finger time of day.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32- We mustn't linger... - We're on our way!

0:05:32 > 0:05:37- To the sponge finger...- ..shop! - Oyez!- Ha ha ha!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40SOLEMN BELL TOLLS

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Ooh! That's one loud ding-dong you've got.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47That's not my bell. It's coming from over there.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50We'll have to find that bell, Scratch.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Bell sound, we're on our way! Oyez!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Oyez-yez.

0:05:58 > 0:06:03Whoa... Wow, Nuzz. That is one loud bell.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Yeah, I know. Hahaha!

0:06:11 > 0:06:12HONK!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Ah, that's much better. Whoa!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17That's not. Urgh!

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Nuzzle, Scratch? Is that you?

0:06:19 > 0:06:24- Depends who's asking.- It is! I didn't recognise you in those funny hats.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28They're not funny hats. We're town criers.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32- Oyez oyez oyez!- Yeah. And we're looking for another bell.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- For me.- Oh! So you heard me ringing my bell?

0:06:35 > 0:06:40- Herd! Come on, Nuzz. Herd up! - Herd up!- Herd up!- Herd up!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Stop it! That tickles! - Herd up!- Herd up!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Herd up! Herd up!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Herd up! OK, that's enough now, Nuzz.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51So, where is this bell, please, Mr Bell-Ringer Man?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- It's up there at the top of the tower.- Oooh!

0:06:54 > 0:06:59- That's a long way up.- It is. And to ring the bell, pull this rope.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Oooh, fancy!- Have a go, if you like.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03- OK.- Oh, not too...

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Whoooooa! - BELL RINGS

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Whooo! Ha ha!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Bell-ringing is fun! Look, Scratch!

0:07:10 > 0:07:16Nuzzle, you don't like heights, remember? Don't let go!

0:07:16 > 0:07:17- Let go? OK.- No...!

0:07:18 > 0:07:23Oh! Thank you, thank you. You saved me.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27The bell-ringing man saved Nuzzle, oyez oyez oyez!

0:07:27 > 0:07:33Ohhh! But Scratch, I still don't have a bell of my own.

0:07:33 > 0:07:38Oooh! Can I borrow yours, please, Mr Bell-Ringer Man? Oh, please?

0:07:38 > 0:07:43I'm sorry, the church bell's too big and heavy for you to carry.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Oh dear. I'm never going to find a bell of my own!

0:07:46 > 0:07:48- NUZZLE SOBS - I'm sorry.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Um... - NUZZ SPLUTTERS

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Must dash. Got to go and open up the tea shop.

0:07:54 > 0:08:00OK. See you later, Mr Bell-Ringer Man. Oyez oyez oyez!

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Oh, I want a bell of my own!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Oh, you are so good at crying, Nuzzle.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10You are the best town crier, even without a bell.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Thank you.

0:08:13 > 0:08:18Captain Cornflakes will be so proud of you back in the quiet shop.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oyez.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23KIDS SHOUT

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Right, let me deal with... I'll be with you...

0:08:26 > 0:08:30There you go, thank you. Would you like a bag for this?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Have a lovely party, everybody.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Oh, peace at last!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39SIGHS Oooh!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41BOTH: Hello, captain.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Hello, twins.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47- We've come for our costumes. - Yeah! Where are they?- Good question.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Nuzzle, Scratch, where are you?!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57NUZZLE SOBS

0:08:59 > 0:09:04Oh, the twins will be so upset if we can't find another bell.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Yes... Oh, I know! They can use my bugle instead.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11HE HOOTS BADLY

0:09:11 > 0:09:14I'm sorry, Scratch. It does sound lovely,

0:09:14 > 0:09:17but your bugle just isn't a bell.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20I know, Nuzz. That's why it's called a bugle.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Ohhhh! I really want my own bell!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26BELL RINGS Oh no, oh...

0:09:26 > 0:09:28SNIFFS

0:09:28 > 0:09:32- Actually, can you smell that, Nuzzle? - Smell what?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35My nose is blocked from all this crying.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37THEY BOTH SNIFF

0:09:38 > 0:09:43- Oh, yeah! I can smell cake! - Oyez, oyez, oyez!

0:09:43 > 0:09:48I love cake! Oyez! Come on, Nuzz! Oyez! Time to follow our noses!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Oyez!- Ha ha ha...

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Ohh, but what about my bell, Scratch?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56My bell!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58SNIFFING

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Ah! The smell of cake is definitely coming from in here.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Come on, Nuzz.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07NUZZ MUTTERS

0:10:07 > 0:10:11But Scratch, we're supposed to be looking for a bell for me,

0:10:11 > 0:10:13- not looking at cake.- Cake!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Oyez! Oyez, cakes!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Ohhhh, Scratch...- Cakes!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Oh, cakey cakey cakes.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24HE GASPS Oooh!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29SHOP BELL TINKLES

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Scratch? Did you hear that bell?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Hmm...

0:10:34 > 0:10:36BELL TINKLES

0:10:36 > 0:10:39That's strange. Where is the bell?

0:10:40 > 0:10:43It's around here somewhere. Come here, little bell!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Come to Nuzzy!

0:10:46 > 0:10:47BELL TINKLES

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Sounds like I've got lots of customers today.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Better get these cakes finished. - Cakes! Cakey-pops!

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Finishing touches...

0:10:57 > 0:10:59very delicate.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Come to me, cakes. I know you are here.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Carefully does it...

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Scratch! I've found a bell for me! Listen!

0:11:08 > 0:11:10BELL TINKLES

0:11:10 > 0:11:14To be a proper town crier, you need a bell like this.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Oyez!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19HE SIGHS

0:11:19 > 0:11:21You're right, Scratch.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24This tingy bell is no good.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26One of the twins will be so upset

0:11:26 > 0:11:29if we don't find another bell like yours.

0:11:29 > 0:11:34Don't worry, we'll find one. Don't worry about the twins.

0:11:34 > 0:11:39- They'll be having a lovely time with Captain Crusty.- Yeah.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48- Where are our costumes? - Your costumes? Oh, yes!

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Today, town criers, yes.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Oyez! Oyez!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56This is the news.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Today the twins would like to dress up

0:11:59 > 0:12:02as town criers.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Oyez!

0:12:04 > 0:12:06We want our costumes!

0:12:06 > 0:12:10Of course you do. How ridiculous of me, I'm so sorry. Stay there.

0:12:14 > 0:12:19Scratch! Scratch, look! I've found the perfect town crier's bell.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Is there any cake near it?- No.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23MOBILE RINGS

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Scratch?

0:12:24 > 0:12:28It's ringing all by itself!

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Nuzzle, it's not the bell ringing, it's your telephone.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Please find it and answer it. - OK.- Sheesh!

0:12:41 > 0:12:44There it is! Heh-heh-heh...

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Hello? Town Crier Scratch speaking.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Where are you? The twins are waiting for their costumes.

0:12:52 > 0:12:58Hello, Captain Cream Cake. We're at the tea rooms having some nice cake.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01And trying to find a town crier's bell for me.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04I need those costumes, and fast!

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Don't worry. We'll be back just as soon as I've had some cake.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Yeah. And found a bell for me.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12'Well, just hurry up.'

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Oh! Don't forget the sponge fingers.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20This really does look like the perfect town crier's bell.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24- Ahem! Oyez, oyez! - BELL TINKLES

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Look at me, I'm a town crier!

0:13:27 > 0:13:28Oyez!

0:13:28 > 0:13:29Oh...?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Hello! Welcome to Ye Olde Tea Shop.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36Perhaps you'd like a cup of tea and some cake?

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Ah...this one appears to have a furball on it.

0:13:39 > 0:13:44- Don't tell everyone, they'll all want one!- Ohhh, furball cake!

0:13:44 > 0:13:46- My favourite.- See?

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Nuzzle? Scratch?

0:13:47 > 0:13:53- I thought you were customers ringing the bell to be served.- No. Just us.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56I made these cakes and there are no customers.

0:13:56 > 0:14:02Don't worry, Mr Bell-Ringing, Cake-Making Man. We will help you!

0:14:02 > 0:14:07- We will?- Yeah, come on, Nuzz. Let's go outside and drum up business.

0:14:07 > 0:14:08Oyez!

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Drum? It's a bell.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14I mean spread the news, like a proper town crier.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Oh yes! I mean...oyez!

0:14:17 > 0:14:22We can tell everyone to come to the tea shop and have some cakey.

0:14:22 > 0:14:27Oyez! Come to the tea shop and have cake! Cakey-cakey! Oyez!

0:14:29 > 0:14:32OK, Nuzz. You cry and I'll ring the bell.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36We'll soon have this tea shop full of customers. Oyez!

0:14:36 > 0:14:39HE CLEARS THROAT AND WAILS

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Come to the tea shop! Waaah! Waaaaaah!

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Oyez, oye...

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Ahhh, it's not working.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Ohhh!- What are we going to do? What are we going to do?!

0:14:53 > 0:14:59Hey! I know. We need a bigger bell. And I know where to find one!

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Ha-ha-ha-ha!- Oyez, oyez!

0:15:02 > 0:15:07And I'll, um... I'll go and have some more cake, that'll help. Oyez!

0:15:12 > 0:15:15BONG!

0:15:15 > 0:15:16Oyez!

0:15:16 > 0:15:18- BONG! BONG! - Oyez!

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Come to the tea rooms!

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Come and get your cake!

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Delicious tea and cake!

0:15:24 > 0:15:29Come to the tea rooms! Oyez! Oyez!

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Oooooh!

0:15:31 > 0:15:35Please have a seat. Welcome, thank you.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39You OK, ladies? Lovely to see you.

0:15:39 > 0:15:44I would recommend one of the furball surprises, delicious.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48- We will try one.- Getting really busy, could use some help.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51He's such a worry-pot! I will help him.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57# Helping out is fun

0:15:57 > 0:15:59# Getting something done

0:15:59 > 0:16:01# Get set go, and don't be slow

0:16:01 > 0:16:03# We've only just begun

0:16:03 > 0:16:05# Whatever we may do

0:16:05 > 0:16:08# There's laughter all day through

0:16:08 > 0:16:10# We must confess, we make a mess

0:16:10 > 0:16:12# When trying something new

0:16:12 > 0:16:13# Helping is fun

0:16:13 > 0:16:16# Helping is fine

0:16:16 > 0:16:18# Helping is fun

0:16:18 > 0:16:19# Getting stuff done

0:16:20 > 0:16:22# We're helping out with glee

0:16:22 > 0:16:25# What's our guarantee?

0:16:25 > 0:16:27# A chuckle makes a happy place

0:16:27 > 0:16:28# As both of us agree

0:16:28 > 0:16:29# Yes! #

0:16:34 > 0:16:36BOTH: Helping is fun!

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Just room for one little

0:16:39 > 0:16:41tiny last bit of cake.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Heheheh! HE CHOMPS NOISILY

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Come and get your delicious cake!

0:16:45 > 0:16:49Oyez! I don't think I can hold out much longer.

0:16:49 > 0:16:54Oh, Nuzzle, you are brilliant! The tea rooms have never been so busy.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57I brought you a big cream cake to say thank you.

0:16:59 > 0:17:04Oh, you saved me again, Mr Bell-Ringing Cake-Making Man!

0:17:04 > 0:17:09Wow! That cake looks delicious. Why did you rub it all over your face?

0:17:09 > 0:17:13Nuzzle, the tea shop is full of happy customers, all because of you.

0:17:13 > 0:17:18- Me?- As a special thank you, you can keep my little bell.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22Ohhh! Oyez!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Ha ha ha! Oh, thank you! - My pleasure.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Look, I've got my very own bell!

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Yes, at last we both have a bell each.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34Come on, Nuzz, we'd better get these costumes back to the shop.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38Laters, Mr Bell-Ringing Cake-Making Man! Oyez!

0:17:38 > 0:17:42- Bye! Oyez!- Bye, oyez.- Oyez!- Oyez!

0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Oyez!- Oyez! Oyez!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51CLOCK TICKS

0:17:53 > 0:17:55BAA-A-A-A-A!

0:17:55 > 0:17:58- BOTH: Time's up, Captain. - But...

0:17:58 > 0:18:02- Nuzzle!- Scratch!

0:18:02 > 0:18:03BOTH: Twins!

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Here are your costumes.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Thank you, Scratch!

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Thank you, Nuzzle!

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Toodle-oodles.- Bye!- Bye then.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13- Bye!- Bye!

0:18:14 > 0:18:17CAPTAIN SIGHS

0:18:19 > 0:18:23Lovely! Ahhh. Well, I hope the twins enjoy their costumes.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27I'm sure they will, Captain. I know we did.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Yeah, we did.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Hey! Sponge finger, Captain?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33I should say so.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Boo!

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Captain! Ha ha!

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