0:00:02 > 0:00:04PAN PIPE MUSIC
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# We're alpacas from the Andes
0:00:21 > 0:00:22# With hooves instead of handies
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:28 > 0:00:29# Nuzzle and Scratch! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Nearly there...
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Nearly...
0:00:37 > 0:00:38there.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- BOTH:- Hello, Captain!
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Oh, hello.
0:00:41 > 0:00:46- What are you doing?- Trying to get this box of clown costumes down.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Let us help.- No, please don't.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Furballs to the rescue!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52BOTH LAUGH
0:00:52 > 0:00:55No! Now...now...stop that.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57This is fun!
0:01:01 > 0:01:02CRASH!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Furballs are so helpful.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Oh, I like your costume, Captain.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Are you a furry clown?
0:01:14 > 0:01:17What? No.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Yes, you are! You're a funny furry clown!
0:01:20 > 0:01:26- Captain Furry Clown!- Do the twins want to dress up as furry clowns?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29No! Today they want to dress up as nurses.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Nurses? Are they furry, too?
0:01:31 > 0:01:35You don't know what a nurse's costume looks like, do you?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44There we go. Right, nurses.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Oh!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53I wish I could be a nurse!
0:01:53 > 0:01:57'I'm the fancy-dress genie, your wish is my command!'
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Brilliant!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01'There you go!'
0:02:01 > 0:02:05I don't want to be a dinosaur, I want to be a nurse.
0:02:05 > 0:02:10'Oh, dearie me. Had a bit of a genie jam, there. Let's try again.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13'One nurse's outfit coming right up.'
0:02:13 > 0:02:16A white pinny with pockets and a nurse's hat.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18That's better!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21'Now you can help and look after people.'
0:02:21 > 0:02:26Yeah, nurses help and look after you.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28RAARRRRGGGHHH! >
0:02:28 > 0:02:33Be quiet. Nurse is going to make you feel better.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37'There you are! A fancy dress costume for a fancy dress party.'
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Wow, the twins will love being nurses.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Yeah, they will. Mmm.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Well, they will!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Right, you two go and find the costumes and I'll open the shop.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52OK, Captain.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01# Dressing up is fun
0:03:01 > 0:03:03# You could be anyone
0:03:03 > 0:03:04- # A monkey - Or a queen
0:03:04 > 0:03:06# Every costume you can dream
0:03:06 > 0:03:11# Everybody knows that wearing different clothes is fun
0:03:11 > 0:03:13# Dressing up is fun... #
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Boo!- Oh!- Ha-ha!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Boo!- Oh!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- # Dressing up- Dressing up- Dressing up - Just pass them to me
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- # Dressing up- Dressing up - Dressing up
0:03:27 > 0:03:28# Is very groovy
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- # Dressing up- Dressing up- Dressing up - So raise your hoovie
0:03:32 > 0:03:35# If you know what you'll wear today
0:03:35 > 0:03:39# What will you wear today? #
0:03:40 > 0:03:42HARP RIPPLES
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- BOTH:- We're nurses!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Nice!
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- Have you found those costumes yet? - BOTH:- We have!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Ah, good, the twins will be here soon.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Oh, crumbs! - Is there a problem, Captain?
0:04:02 > 0:04:06I'll say there is. We're out of sponge fingers.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- BOTH:- No sponge fingers?
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Yes. You know how I like my sponge fingers with my tea.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Why don't you two sail out to the sponge fingers shop?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Get some fresh supplies.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- No problem, Captain. - Yeah, we're on our way!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Come on.- Nursie. DOOR OPENS
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Ooh! Ooh, I say!
0:04:29 > 0:04:34Oh! Oh, well. Two alpacas dressed as nurses gone to buy sponge fingers...
0:04:34 > 0:04:37What could possibly go wrong?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Oh, look, Scratch.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43# Sponge fingers, sponge fingers We're off to find sponge fingers
0:04:43 > 0:04:48# Sponge fingers, sponge fingers We've found us some sponge fingers. #
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Oh, look, that poor man is struggling to get into that taxi.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53He needs our help!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55And what do nurses do?
0:04:55 > 0:05:01- They always help and look after you! - Come on, let's do some helping!
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Thank you, driver.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07It's all right, sir, we'll help you into your taxi.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Yeah, we're nurses, you know.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I'm getting out.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- One big push, after three. - Wait!- Three...
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Nursie, nursie, nursie.
0:05:17 > 0:05:22- Nurse Nuzzle, our work here is done. Yes, it is.- Excuse me!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25What are you doing down there?
0:05:25 > 0:05:29You can't laze around on the pavement all day!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I was getting OUT of that taxi.
0:05:31 > 0:05:36- I've got an appointment at the hospital.- An appointment, eh?
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Hold up! Nuzzle and Scratch! It's me, Charlie Boy, the postman.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44I didn't recognise you with all those bandages on.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Fell off my bike, didn't I? - Oh, dear.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52I'm all right now. My appointment is to have my bandages removed.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- That is good news.- I didn't know you two were nurses.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Well, we look like nurses.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00We help people like nurses.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04So we can help you get to your appointment, Charlie Boy.
0:06:04 > 0:06:11And because we're alpaca nurses, we can help you...and herd you.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Herd up!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Herd up!- Herd up!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Herd up!- That tickles!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Tickle, tickle, tickle. - Tickle, tickle!
0:06:21 > 0:06:26Nurse Nuzzle, this is the worst case of tickle-itis I've ever seen.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Ooh! Tickle, tickle, tickle.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Open wide, say aaah.- Aaah.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Say ewwww.- Ewwww.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36- Now say ooh-ooh.- Ooh-ooh.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Now say ah-ah.- Ah-ah.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Do them together.- Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.
0:06:41 > 0:06:46- Again!- Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.- That's the worst monkey noise I've ever heard.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Scratch, this is serious.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53We've got to get you to your appointment and quickly, young man!
0:06:53 > 0:06:58- Mind out, nurses coming through. Mind out, please. Nee-nar!- Nee-nar!
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- No-no-no nee-nar. - Nee-nar nee-nar nee-nar.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Nee-nar nee-nar nee-nar nee...
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Nurse Scratch...- Yes, hello?
0:07:08 > 0:07:13- I'm sure we've forgotten something. - What could it be, Nurse Nuzzle?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Oh, Charlie-pops! Come on, Charlie, man,
0:07:16 > 0:07:20we'll never get you to your appointment on time at this rate.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Being a nurse is just great fun.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27I wonder how Captain Custardface is getting on back at the shop.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30I expect it's all nice and quiet.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Ha ha! Come on then.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Right, let me deal... I'll be with you in two seconds.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41There you go. Thanks. Would you like a bag? OK.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Have a lovely party, everybody.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Ah, peace at last!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Ah... Oh!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52BOTH: Hello, Captain.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Hello, twins.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- We've come for our costumes. - Where are they?- Good question.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02(Nuzzle, Scratch, where are you?)
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Here we are at the hospital.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Hurry up, Charlie-pants.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Charlie-pants, ha ha! Charlie-pants!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18I'm exhausted, I can't keep up!
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Walking in all these bandages is really hard work.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I need a trolley to lie on.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25A trolley, you say? Ooh!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32OK, here we are.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36No, not a shopping trolley! I'm not a tin of beans.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39A hospital trolley. Like that one.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Oh, a hospital trolley like that one, yes.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Nurses love hospital trolleys.- Yes.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49OK, Nurse, after three...
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Three.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Oh, Charlie-pops' appointment, here we come.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- No, no, no.- Now push that way. - Push...
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Not going quite...
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Oh!
0:09:09 > 0:09:13It's no use. We're never going to get inside.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18Sorry, Charlie-pops, but you'll have to stay all bandaged up, OK?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Being nurses is harder than it looks.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27I've had no training... Whoa! What you doing? Be patient, patient!
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- Charlie...- No... - Please, what are you..?- Charlie?
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Well done, Charlie-man, you saved the day!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Yes, yes, one cheer for Charlie-hops. Hip-hip...
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- Hooray!- Let's make it two! Let's make it two! Hip-hip...
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Hooray!
0:09:49 > 0:09:53It's much easier with the trolley. We're nearly there.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Yeah, we won't stop for anything. - No.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Look, Nurse, the cafe!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Time for a snack.- Oh, yes.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Sorry.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11SLURPING
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Why don't you have another juice, Nurse Nuzz?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Don't mind if I do, Nurse Scratch.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20SLURPING
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Yum, yum.- Yes, yummy.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Hello! Nurse! - All right, Charlie-chops,
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- we've given you a juice, too, you know.- Thanks.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31It's just that...
0:10:31 > 0:10:34I can't quite...reach.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Oh, come on, Scratch,
0:10:37 > 0:10:40we'd better get old Charlie-chops to his appointment.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Yes, come on. Let's go!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- Come on.- Yes, ma'am.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Yes, Grandma!- Oops, silly!
0:10:47 > 0:10:52Ho-ho-ho. Come on, Charlie-tot, break-time is over, young man.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Yeah, you've got an appointment.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- I know!- And we're going to get you there on time.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01I do hope so! These bandages are really itchy.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- Are you itchy, too, Scratch? - No, after all that juice,
0:11:10 > 0:11:14- I think I need to visit the little alpacas' room.- Oh, no!
0:11:14 > 0:11:18I shan't be long, Charlie-farlie. Where are the toilets?
0:11:18 > 0:11:23- Oh, they're just over there, Scratch.- Thank you, Nurse Nuzz.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Hey, come on, Charlie.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Dear, oh, dear. How long is he going to take?
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Ooh, hand dryer. Going to do me some fancy hair! >
0:11:53 > 0:11:54- At last!- That's better!
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Come on, Nuzz, let's get Charlie-pie to his appointment.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Yeah...
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Oh, erm...
0:12:01 > 0:12:02What now?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Um...well, I want to go, too.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06I don't believe it!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Go on, Nurse Nuzz, we'll wait for you, don't worry.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- I won't be long.- Hope not!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Oh, Nuzz, the hand dryer is great for the hair.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Thanks, Nurse Scratch.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- It might be quicker if I just walked.- No, no, no, no.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22We won't hear of it.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- Remember, nurses help and look after you.- How could I forget?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Nice nursie hair, Nurse!- Thanks.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Can we go now? - We've just been, thank you.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- To my appointment!- Oh, of course, to the appointment, yes.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44But Scratch...
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Don't forget Charlie-bubs.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Oh, here we go!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Good work, Nurse Scratch.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55# Helping out is fun
0:12:55 > 0:12:57# Getting something done
0:12:57 > 0:13:01# Get set go and don't be slow We've only just begun
0:13:01 > 0:13:05# Whatever we may do There's laughter all day through
0:13:05 > 0:13:09# We must confess we make a mess When trying something new
0:13:09 > 0:13:12# Helping is fun
0:13:12 > 0:13:13# Helping is fine
0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Helping is fun
0:13:16 > 0:13:17# Getting stuff done
0:13:18 > 0:13:20# We're helping out with glee
0:13:20 > 0:13:22# Oh that's our guarantee
0:13:22 > 0:13:27- # A chuckle makes a happy place As both of us agree.- Yes!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- BOTH:- # Helping is fun! #
0:13:33 > 0:13:35CRASH! CLATTER!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40OK, so...here...we...are.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Where? - BOTH:- No idea.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47We're lost, aren't we? I'm never going to get to my appointment.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Oh, never fear, Scratch has an idea.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54We can use these sheets here to speed us along!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Sheets? How?!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Yeah. How, Scratch?
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Uh... W... We can make them into sails, like a sailing boat!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Good idea, Nurse Scratch!
0:14:04 > 0:14:08- We can turn the trolley into a sailing trolley!- Yes.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12And then you can sail to your appointment. Come on Charlie-barge!
0:14:12 > 0:14:17- Hang on a minute.- That'll be a sail. A nice sail there. And this one.
0:14:17 > 0:14:22This is fun! Captain Carrington would love to go on a sailing trolley.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27- He'll be too busy having a laugh with the twins to sail with us.- Yes.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28THEY CHORTLE
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- Where are our costumes? - Your costumes?
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Oh, yes, yes, your costumes. Ha-ha-ha.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I was looking for your nurses costumes, when I spied this
0:14:41 > 0:14:44on the top shelf. I was about to reach it down
0:14:44 > 0:14:48when Nuzzle and Scratch popped in and knocked it onto my head.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53And when I lifted the box off, I was dressed as a clown. Ha-ha-ha!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55We want our costumes.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Of course you do.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01I'm terribly sorry. I'll just get them.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Um, wait there.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08NUZZLE GRUNTS
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Good. Good. That's good, Nuzz. Oh! MOBILE RINGS
0:15:11 > 0:15:16- Oh. Hello, Nurse Scratch speaking. - 'Nuzzle, Scratch,'
0:15:16 > 0:15:20where are you? The twins are waiting for their costumes.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25- We're about to go sailing with Charlie Boy.- Sailing?! Wha...?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Where are you? The seaside?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- No, the hospital! - 'All right. Well, hurry up.'
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- And don't forget the sponge fingers. - MUTTERS
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Who was that?
0:15:35 > 0:15:40I don't know. Some guy. Right, my hearties, all hoovies on deck!
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- All hoovies on deck.- Hoist the mainsail!- Hoist the...? The...? Uh?
0:15:44 > 0:15:50- What?- It's what sailors say. Like the captain. Hoist the mainsail!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Yeah, but what does it MEAN?
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- No idea.- Oh, well, I'll just pull this sail up then.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01- Wa-hey!- Now, all we need to do is blow!
0:16:02 > 0:16:03PUFFS
0:16:03 > 0:16:07PUFFING
0:16:07 > 0:16:09A-A-A-And blow!
0:16:09 > 0:16:13- Blow! Come on, Charlie!- Charlie, blow, blow, blow!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Ooh, are we there yet?
0:16:15 > 0:16:19We haven't moved at all. We'll never get there at this rate.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23I wanted to get to my appointment to get these bandages off. That's all.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27We WILL get you there on time, Charlie-blub. We just need more wind.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Yeah, yeah. Oh, um...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Oh, what's in here?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Oh, no... Oh, feathers.
0:16:33 > 0:16:38Oh, no. No, feathers make me, uh... They make me, uh... Oh, no...
0:16:38 > 0:16:43- Duck, Charlie-pet. Nuzzle's going to blow!- A-A-A-A-TISHOO!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Whoa!
0:16:45 > 0:16:49A-A-A-TISHOO!
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Wow!
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Your sneezing did it, Nuzzle! - Ha-ha-ha!- There it is -
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- the doctor's surgery - we're nearly there!- ALL: Yay!- Whoo!
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Yay!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Wh-uh-uh!
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Woah! Wu-uh...
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Hello, Charlie Boy, just in time.
0:17:08 > 0:17:13- Ha-ha-ha, we did it!- BOTH:- Yay! - Ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Oh, no. No, I think I'm going to sneeze again.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- I thought I wasn't going to make it. - You're here now. Won't be long.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21A-A-TISHOO!
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Right, let's get...
0:17:25 > 0:17:28He's gone! I say, come back!
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Well, Nurse Nuzz, our work here is done.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- Yeah, lets get these costumes back to the twins.- Yes, yes.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39I hope THEY have as much fun being nurses as WE have.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43- Come on, Scratch.- All right, let's go. Nursie, nursie.- Bye.- Bye.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47THEY SIGH
0:17:47 > 0:17:49CLOCK TICKS
0:17:49 > 0:17:50GULPS
0:17:50 > 0:17:52MOO!
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- TWINS: Time's up, Captain. - Um, but...
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Nuzzle!- Scratch!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- BOTH:- Twins!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Here are your costumes.- Yes.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- Cheers, Scratch.- Thank you, Nuzzle.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10- Toodle-oodles.- Bye.- Bye then! - Bye-bye.- Bye-bye.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11SHOP BELL TINKLES
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Phew. Phwoar.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19So Charlie-pops got to his appointment on time
0:18:19 > 0:18:22thanks to Nuzzle's GINORMOUS sneeze.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Yeah. If it wasn't for my sneeze he'd still be wrapped in plaster.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Well done, lads. I'm proud of you.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34- Oh, yeah, sponge finger, Captain? - Oh, I should say so. Ha-ha-ha.
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0:18:51 > 0:18:53- BOTH:- Boo! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Captain?- Yeah, he's gone down. Yeah.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Nuzzle and Scratch!