0:00:11 > 0:00:15# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:15 > 0:00:19# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:19 > 0:00:23- # We'll alpacas from the Andes - With hooves instead of handies
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Nuzzle and Scratch! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# I'm doin' nothin'
0:00:36 > 0:00:40# Cos then at least I'm doin' nothin' wrong
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# And I'm gon' stay in on my own... #
0:00:44 > 0:00:46DANCE MUSIC
0:00:52 > 0:00:54MUSIC: "Barnacle Bill"
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I don't KNOW this one, Scratch!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Yeah, but I like this.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Ooh. One of my favourite tunes.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11DANCE MUSIC
0:01:15 > 0:01:18MUSIC: "Barnacle Bill"
0:01:18 > 0:01:20NUZZLE SIGHS
0:01:20 > 0:01:22THEY LAUGH
0:01:22 > 0:01:26- What are you doing, Captain? - You were doing a funny dance!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- No, no. No, I wasn't. - MUSIC STOPS
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Right. Chop, chop, you two.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33The twins will be here soon.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I wonder what they'll want to dress as today.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Today they want to be robots. - Oh, brilliant!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42I love robots. Don't you, Nuzzle?
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Yeah, love 'em.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Any idea what robots are?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- No.- No.- No, didn't think so.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52There we go. Right. Robots.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55Ooh.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57CRACKLE
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Wish I could be a robot.
0:02:02 > 0:02:08I'm the fancy-dress genie. Your wish is my command!
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Oh, brilliant!
0:02:09 > 0:02:13I want to be all shiny and made out of metal.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18THEY ALL LAUGH Flower!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Flowers aren't shiny and made out of metal!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Whoopsie! I had a genie jam there. Let's try again.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27One robot costume coming right up.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30That's better. Thanks.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32And you'll need a funny robot voice!
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- ROBOT VOICE:- Thank you, Mr Genie.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39That's it! Now you're a robot!
0:02:39 > 0:02:46- ROBOT VOICE: Robots!- Robots! - 'Robots can do anything.'
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Almost anything.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52There you are in a fancy-dress costume for a fancy-dress party.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Hm!- Wow!
0:02:55 > 0:02:59The twins are going to love dressing up as robots!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- ROBOT VOICE: They will!- They will!
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Yes, they will. If you two could find the costumes,
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- I'll open up the shop. - Aye, aye, Captain.- OK.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15# Dressing up is fun
0:03:15 > 0:03:17# You could be anyone
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- # A monkey - Or a queen
0:03:19 > 0:03:21# Every costume you can dream
0:03:21 > 0:03:25# Everybody knows that wearing different clothes is fun
0:03:25 > 0:03:28# Dressing up is fun... #
0:03:30 > 0:03:31- Boo!- Oh!- Ha-ha!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Boo!- Oh!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- # Dressing up- Dressing up - Dressing up
0:03:37 > 0:03:39# Just pass them to me
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- # Dressing up- Dressing up - Dressing up
0:03:41 > 0:03:42# Is very groovy
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- # Dressing up Dressing up - Dressing up
0:03:44 > 0:03:46# So raise your hoovie
0:03:46 > 0:03:49# If you know what you'll wear today
0:03:49 > 0:03:54# What will you wear today? #
0:03:55 > 0:03:57HARP RIPPLES
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Heh-heh-heh. - BOTH: We're robots!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- Found those costumes yet? - ROBOT VOICE: We have!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Good. The twins'll be here soon.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Oh, crumbs!
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- ROBOT VOICE:- Problem, Captain? - The hold's empty, lads.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- We're out of sponge fingers. - BOTH: No sponge fingers?
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Yes. You know how I like my sponge fingers with my tea.
0:04:26 > 0:04:32Why don't you go to the sponge-finger shop? Get some more.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Aye-aye, Captain! - BOTH: We're on our way.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36THEY LAUGH
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- DOOR OPENS - Ooh!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Ooh, I say! You'd...
0:04:42 > 0:04:47Oh, well. Two alpacas dressed as robots, gone to buy sponge fingers?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49What could possibly go wrong?
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- ROBOT VOICE:- Sponge fingers. Robots love sponge fingers.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Robot Nuzz...- And Robot Scratch...
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Are heading to the sponge-finger shop.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01THEY LAUGH
0:05:01 > 0:05:02BEEP-BEEP
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Did you hear that, Scratch?
0:05:05 > 0:05:10Yeah. Sounds like another robot to me, Nuzz. I'll look closer.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Robot vision to maximum magnification.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15- Ha-ha!- Ooh!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18THEY LAUGH
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Ohh! That's definitely another robot!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Oh! Let's say hello, then.- Let's!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- THEY LAUGH - Robot!
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Hello, bot!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Greetings, robot. I am Scratch-o-bot.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36And I am Nuzzle-bot. What is your name?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Nuzzle, Scratch! It's me, Dan! Dan Van Man.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Oh!- Oh, no! Has this robot eaten you?
0:05:43 > 0:05:47No! Ha-ha! But a couple of robots like you could help me.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Oh, it's you! We'll help you, Dan Van Man!
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Yeah! We're robots and robots can do anything.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Yeah. Watch this, please. Zzz. Zzz. Zzzzz.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01AIR BLOWS
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Ha-ha-ha.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Very good! Very good!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- What else can robots do?- This!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11AIR BLOWS
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14I see.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Very good, Robot Scratch. - Yeah, very good, Robot Scratch.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Can robots wash vans?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Yeah, that's easy for robots.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Great! I need my van to be extra specially squeaky clean
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- for my next delivery. - We'll clean it!
0:06:30 > 0:06:35Just one thing - how do you clean a van?
0:06:35 > 0:06:36DAN LAUGHS
0:06:36 > 0:06:41- First, get the van really wet. - OK. Get the van really wet.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Yeah. Come on. Vanny wetty. Wetty vanny.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Not with your tongue! With the hose!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- HE LAUGHS - Not with your nose!
0:06:57 > 0:06:58With the hose!
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Have you any idea what he's talking about?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- That long green thing there! - No idea.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- Of course. That long green thing. - Leave it to us.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- We'll make your van extra specially squeaky clean.- Thank you, robots!
0:07:13 > 0:07:18- Right. Nuzzle-bot, I'll get the long green thing.- OK.
0:07:18 > 0:07:24I'll look for a getting-the-van-wet button on my robot suit.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Yeah, OK.
0:07:28 > 0:07:35Okey-dokey. One long green thing. OK. Here we go. OK.
0:07:35 > 0:07:40Er... Oh. It's not making the van very wet, Scratch-o-bot.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41No.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Maybe it's broken.
0:07:43 > 0:07:49Get rid of it. I'll try that other long green thing over there instead.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53OK. One long green thing.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Well done, Scratch-o-bot.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- Could you bring it closer to the van, please?- Certainly.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03- Hey!- Oh! Hello, Dan Van Man. Have you come to help us?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06No, you're pulling on my braces!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Oh, yeah! Sorry. Have them back.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11No, don't let go! Whoa!
0:08:11 > 0:08:16- Whoopsie.- What are you doing down there?- You can't laze around all day!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- You've to get ready for your delivery!- And we've a van to clean.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- Come on, Scratch-o-bot. - Have you seen a long green thing?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26The hose? It's there.
0:08:26 > 0:08:31Ah, yes. The long green thing. What a helpful van man Dan Van Man is.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Come on.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Ha-ha! One long green thing.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Yeah. Well done, Scratch-o-bot. Let's try it.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Ha-ya-ya-bah!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Huggy-be-oh-oh-wah!
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- Oh, it's not making the van very wet, is it?- No.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Let's see if Dan Van Man knows what's wrong with it.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Oh, yes. He is very helpful. THEY LAUGH
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- Come on. Dan!- Dan!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Hey, Dan Van Man. This isn't working.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Well, have you turned on the tap? - Tap, eh?
0:09:05 > 0:09:11- Tap.- Thank you, Mr Dan Van Man. You're ever so helpful.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Scratch-o-bot, tap on!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I press this one and it'll make the van clean.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- OH! I'M REALLY WET!- Oh! Oh! Oh!
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- I'M SOAKING WET!- Oh, dear. I know!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29We can clean YOU, too!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Look! Dan Van Man is having a nice shower.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37- Hey, you can always rely on us! - That's what the captain always says!
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Right, time to get you dry.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- AIR BLASTS - Look at that!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44THEY LAUGH
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Blow, blow!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- CHILDREN SHOUTING - I'll be with you in a...
0:09:53 > 0:09:56There you go. Thanks very much.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Would you like a bag?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Have a lovely party.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Oh. Peace at last!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Ah.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09BOTH: Hello, Captain.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Hello, twins.
0:10:10 > 0:10:15- We've come for our costumes.- Yeah. Where are they?- Good question.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18(Nuzzle, Scratch, where are you?)
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- Next job, bubbles. - Yeah!- Yeah, bubbles!
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Make some bubbles and rub them over the van with a sponge.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32There's no "make bubbles" button on my costume.
0:10:32 > 0:10:37You don't need robot buttons. Just squeeze a little bubble mixture
0:10:37 > 0:10:38into the water.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43- Just a small drop, mind. - That's easy.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Leave the bubble-making to us.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Remember, just a small drop of bubble mixture.- Yes, yes.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Just a small drop. We know that bit!
0:10:52 > 0:10:56- He's all worry, worry, that Dan Van Man.- He is!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Right, bubble mixture.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00SQUELCH
0:11:00 > 0:11:03THEY LAUGH Scratch, you made a funny noise!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Let me have a go.- OK, here you go.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07SQUELCH
0:11:07 > 0:11:08THEY LAUGH
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Go on, have another go! Go on!
0:11:13 > 0:11:14SQUELCH
0:11:14 > 0:11:15THEY LAUGH
0:11:15 > 0:11:18It's a funny burping bottle!
0:11:18 > 0:11:25- Oh, no. It's all gone.- Don't worry - we've got loads of lovely bubbles.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27To make the van nice and clean.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31To help make it extra specially SQUEAKY clean!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Ha-ha! Squeaky, squeaky.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42# Helping out is fun Getting something done
0:11:42 > 0:11:46# Get set go and don't be slow We've only just begun
0:11:46 > 0:11:51# Whatever we may do There's laughter all day through
0:11:51 > 0:11:54# We must confess we make a mess when trying something new
0:11:54 > 0:11:56# Helping is fun
0:11:56 > 0:11:58# Helping is fun
0:11:59 > 0:12:00# Helping is fun
0:12:00 > 0:12:02# Getting stuff done
0:12:04 > 0:12:07# We're helping out with glee That's our guarantee
0:12:07 > 0:12:13- # A chuckle makes a happy place as both of us agree. #- Yes!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19# Helping is fun! #
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Oh, look! What's that? Is it a robot?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24No. That is a bubble-bot.
0:12:24 > 0:12:29Ooh, I like him. Do you want help, bubble-bot?
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Oh! Oh, Dan!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- It's you!- Ha-ha!
0:12:34 > 0:12:39I like your costume, Dan Van Man! And I love your hairdo - very nice!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42You're meant to be cleaning my van, not my head!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45It's no trouble! Robots can do anything!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Play with this.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Well done, Nuzz. Now stand back, please.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Heh-heh!
0:12:54 > 0:12:56AIR BLOWS
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Ha-ha-ha!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Bubbles be gone! Bubbles go!
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Heh-heh-heh!
0:13:01 > 0:13:06Ha-ha-ha! Please could you scrub my back now?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09That's normally the captain's job.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Yeah, the captain's ever so good at scrubbing my back.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16I wonder how he is!
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Probably having a whale of a time with the twins.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Down a bit. Yeah, that's it! Oh, you're there!
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Where are our costumes? - I know they're here somewhere.
0:13:30 > 0:13:35My two faithful assistants Nuzzle and Scratch are probably...
0:13:35 > 0:13:37making sure they are perfect!
0:13:37 > 0:13:42- We want our costumes.- Yes! Yes, of course you do! It's ridiculous!
0:13:42 > 0:13:46I'll just go and see... Stay there.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52I am Nuzzle-bot!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55I am Scratch-o-bot! Ha-ha!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58PHONE RINGS
0:13:58 > 0:14:00I'll get it.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04I'm sure I've got a phone on here somewhere.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08Don't worry, Nuzz, I've got this!
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Robot hologram phone engage!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Wow!- Nuzzle, Scratch, is that you?
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Coming through loud and clear on the hologram phone.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- On the what?- The hologram phone!
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- I can see you on Scratch's robot tummy!- Where are you?!
0:14:28 > 0:14:32- We're helping Dan the Van Man clean his van.- Well, hurry up.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34I need those costumes fast.
0:14:34 > 0:14:39It shouldn't take long. Robots are very good at cleaning vans.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Don't forget the sponge fingers.- OK. - Bye.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Come on, Nuzzle-bot, let's clean this van.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50I wish I'd talked to the captain on MY tummy.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55Right, now the van needs a good polish to make it really shiny.
0:14:55 > 0:15:00Just polish the van with a polishing cloth, like this.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Polish on, polish off.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08- Oh!- See?- Yeah, polish on... - Yeah, and polish off.
0:15:08 > 0:15:14- Got it!- I've got lots to do. Here's the cloth.- Thank you.
0:15:14 > 0:15:19- ROBOTIC VOICE: I have got the cloth, Scratch-o-bot!- Me, too, Nuzzle-bot!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- I'll hold it.- No, it's fine.- I- will!
0:15:21 > 0:15:25- I- will.- No,- I- would like to hold it! - I- will!
0:15:25 > 0:15:30- It is MY cloth! - No,- I- want it, Scratch!
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Ah-hah! The polishing cloth! Good catch!
0:15:36 > 0:15:39This is a very good polishing cloth!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Shiny shiny! So-o shiny!
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Look at that! I can see my own reflection in your head!
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Hey!- No, no need to thank me. All part of the service!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53You're as shiny as the van, shiny-van, Dan Van Man.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01I can't seem to find the polishing attachment on my costume.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Well, let ME try!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08There we go, Nuzzle-bot!
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Thank you!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- What are you going to use? - I'm going to use this.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21My special furball polisher!
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Let's polish!
0:16:26 > 0:16:31Right, I'm ready for my delivery. How's the van polish...?
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- I'll polish your face! - Yeah, we're finished!
0:16:35 > 0:16:40There you go - extra specially squeaky clean.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43There you go - extra specially squeaky clean.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47You've done a great job, thank you, guys!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49You're very welcome, Mr Dan Van Man!
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Come, Nuzzle-bot, our work here is done!
0:16:53 > 0:16:58- Bye, Dan Van Man!- Bye, Dan Van Man! - Bye, Nuzzle! Bye, Scratch!
0:16:58 > 0:17:01See ya! Bye!
0:17:01 > 0:17:06Guess what! I think I've found the jet-pack button on my costume!
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- Let's use it to fly back to the shop!- Ready?- Yes, I am!
0:17:20 > 0:17:24- Nothing on my costume works!- Perhaps we should take it back to the shop?
0:17:24 > 0:17:29- But we ARE taking it back to the shop!- Oh, yes!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Come on!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44CROAKING
0:17:44 > 0:17:48- BOTH: Time's up, Captain! - But...
0:17:48 > 0:17:52- Nuzzle!- Scratch! NUZZLE AND SCRATCH: Twins!
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- Here are your costumes! - Thank you, Scratch!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Thank you, Nuzzle!- Toodle-oo!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Bye!- Bye!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Oh! Phew!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11I hope the twins enjoy their costumes.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15- I'm sure they will! I know WE did! - Ha-ha! Yeah, we did!
0:18:15 > 0:18:19- Hey, sponge finger, Captain? - I should say so.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Mm. Worth waiting for.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Boo!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Oh, Captain!- He fell down!