0:00:11 > 0:00:12# Here we are
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# We're alpacas from the Andes
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# With hooves instead of handies
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Nuzzle and Scratch. #
0:00:34 > 0:00:36DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:00:50 > 0:00:52THEY CHAT
0:00:53 > 0:00:56CRASH BOTH: Ooh...!
0:00:56 > 0:01:02- Oh.- Ooh!- Oh, come on, Scratch.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03PHONE RINGS
0:01:03 > 0:01:08Hello...? Yes. This is Two by Two, the any animal agency.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10And yes, this is...
0:01:10 > 0:01:11the Boss speaking.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Uh-huh... Mm-hmm...
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Yep... Oh, yes, that's right.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21So what can Two By Two do for you? I see.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24So what you're after is...
0:01:24 > 0:01:28some keen campers to help you at the campsite.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Of course... They have to be very organised...
0:01:33 > 0:01:36..fantastic at putting up tents...
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- ..I see. They may even get a badge. - NUZZLE GASPS
0:01:39 > 0:01:43You're looking for two assistants, to start today.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47I'll just look on my computer... Hold the line, please.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50The chickens are in a flap...
0:01:50 > 0:01:55..the pigs are in a bit of a trough...
0:01:55 > 0:01:59..and there's something fishy going on at the aquarium.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Uh-oh!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I'm sorry, I don't have anyone available.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10There's no-one...
0:02:10 > 0:02:12THEY CLEAR THEIR THROATS
0:02:12 > 0:02:15I think I'm going to regret this.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Leave it with me, and I'll sort out a couple of...
0:02:20 > 0:02:23workers to help out.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Nuzzle! Scratch!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Follow me!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31THEY CHAT
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Pay attention, you two.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36This film will tell you everything
0:02:36 > 0:02:38about the job you're going to do.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- (What job? - I don't know, watch the thing.)
0:02:42 > 0:02:44SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS
0:02:48 > 0:02:50FANFARE
0:02:50 > 0:02:53So, you want to become an outdoor adventurer?
0:02:53 > 0:02:57This is an adventure group leader...
0:02:57 > 0:02:59and this is the great outdoors.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Spiffing, isn't it?
0:03:00 > 0:03:05This dapper chappie, Sean the adventure group leader,
0:03:05 > 0:03:09is looking for the perfect spot to set up camp.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12He's using a piece of equipment, a compass,
0:03:12 > 0:03:16which tells him the direction in which to head.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Is it not working, Sean?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20The ideal spot to camp should be nice and flat
0:03:20 > 0:03:23and far away from wild animals...
0:03:23 > 0:03:25GROWLING
0:03:25 > 0:03:29..Perfect for all the young adventurers, and you.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31If you like camping, that is.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Of course you do!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Ah! He's found it.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37The perfect place to camp.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42Look at all these healthy adventurers enjoying the outdoors!
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Under Sean's watchful eye,
0:03:43 > 0:03:47children are learning important outdoor skills
0:03:47 > 0:03:49such as putting up a tent...
0:03:50 > 0:03:52..making a shelter...
0:03:54 > 0:03:56..and building a campfire.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Remember, boys and girls,
0:03:58 > 0:04:01only grown-ups are to light the fire.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02After completing the tasks,
0:04:02 > 0:04:04the children win badges!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Not badgers, badges!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Beautiful countryside, camping, campfires and activities
0:04:12 > 0:04:14make a fantastic holiday.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Remember, your local adventure group is you!
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Yes, YOU!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23THEY SING
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Listen up, you two. You'd better not muck this job up.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Us? Muck up?- Oh, we can turn our hooves to anything.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33We have hooves instead of handies.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Yes, I know. Now get going or you'll be late.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- OK.- Bye-bye.- Bye-bye.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41And close the door...
0:04:41 > 0:04:43CRASHING AND YELLING
0:04:43 > 0:04:46..AFTER you've been through it.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- BOTH:- # Here we go
0:04:52 > 0:04:54# Nuzzle and Scratch
0:04:54 > 0:04:57# Now you know - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:04:57 > 0:04:59# We say we're hooves for hire
0:04:59 > 0:05:01# So easy to admire
0:05:01 > 0:05:04# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch
0:05:06 > 0:05:10# Two By Two are pleased to recommend us
0:05:10 > 0:05:13# It isn't very difficult to guess
0:05:13 > 0:05:17# That if you get in touch The Boss will send us
0:05:17 > 0:05:21# So call her and we'll come to your address
0:05:21 > 0:05:24# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:05:24 > 0:05:28# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:05:28 > 0:05:30# Well we're furry and we're fun
0:05:30 > 0:05:32# And when all is said and done
0:05:32 > 0:05:36# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch. #
0:05:40 > 0:05:42BRAKES SCREECH
0:05:44 > 0:05:48No... Nah, nah.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Are we there yet?
0:05:49 > 0:05:54Mm... Well, according to this map we should be somewhere around here.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Can I see, can I see?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Yes...we need to keep going down THIS way
0:05:59 > 0:06:03and the campsite should be around about...here.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Wahey!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Oh...!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Whoa...!
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Oh, this is no time to be looking for worms!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Oh, a picture of a tent pointing that way.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18The campsite must be down there.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- Mr Merryweather will be SO pleased to see us.- Let's go!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- HE SIGHS - Ah, the old campsite.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42CLATTERING AND TINKLING
0:06:42 > 0:06:44CUCKOO CLOCK CALL
0:07:02 > 0:07:07I'd better look round. Mr Merryweather's not here yet.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09He's probably bumped into someone.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Let's show him how good we are
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- by putting up our tent!- Good idea, Scratch!
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Hm... I wonder why the sign was pointing the wrong way?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Who'd do a thing like that?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Morning!- Morning!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Nuzzle and Scratch.- Your new team assistants.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- We love badges. - Yeah, very shy animals.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41This is the best Two By Two could send me? You'll just have to do.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- You put up your tent.- We have, Mr Merryweather, sir.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46It's over there...
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- Have you done much serious camping before?- Oh, yes.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52All the time.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56You two don't look like proper adventure campers to me.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Mm.- Mm.- That is not a proper tent.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02As my team assistants, you'll need a uniform.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05So put these on, put up a proper tent
0:08:05 > 0:08:09and take down all the flags from the guy ropes.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Um, Scratch?- Yes.- Guy ropes?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Ah...a fine job.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20A fine job, as ever.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23I wonder how my two assistants are getting on?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25HE YELLS AND SCRATCH LAUGHS
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- Nice of you to drop in!- Yeah, we put in extra ropes
0:08:29 > 0:08:31to stop the tent blowing away.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36- We don't want any accidents, do we, Merryweather?- No. I suppose not.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Now...listen here.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Your job is to assist me in setting up the camp.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Children are arriving tomorrow for an activity weekend.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Oh aye, sir, Mr Merryweather, you can count on us.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Let's make a start.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56We'll fetch some branches and then build a fire to cook dinner.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58BOTH: Ooh! Yes, sir!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00C'mon... Oh!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08There's ever such a lot to do.
0:09:08 > 0:09:13This is just an empty field - it'll take ages to get the camp ready.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14It'll be fun, though.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19- Well, you know what we always say. - No job's too easy!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21No, the other thing we say.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Oh! "Is it snack time yet?"!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Oh! "When all is said and done...
0:09:26 > 0:09:29BOTH: "Work can be fun!"
0:09:29 > 0:09:31# Whatever job we do
0:09:31 > 0:09:33# There's laughter all day through
0:09:33 > 0:09:37# We must confess we make a mess When trying something new
0:09:37 > 0:09:39# Working is fun
0:09:39 > 0:09:41# Working is fun
0:09:41 > 0:09:43# Working is fun
0:09:45 > 0:09:47# Getting' stuff done
0:09:47 > 0:09:50# We tackle work with glee That's our guarantee
0:09:50 > 0:09:55- # A chuckle makes a happy place As both of us agree.- Yes!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01BOTH: # Working is fun! #
0:10:01 > 0:10:03That's a big one, Scratch!
0:10:03 > 0:10:04- Right.- Huh?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Move your tent to the other side.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11I don't want any more fur balls or any more accidents.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Hahaha!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17It's all going very well.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Mr Merryweather asked us to move our tent.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- For safety reasons.- Yeah! He keeps having accidents!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27And he didn't like finding our fur balls in his tent!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29So we've dug a hole to put them in.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Mr Merryweather has said that the next job is to plan the trail
0:10:33 > 0:10:37through the woods for the children's treasure hunt.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41And if we're very good, that could mean we get some badges!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43But we have to do it well.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Mmm, and this is no time to make fools of ourselves.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Absolutely, Mr Nuzzle, let's go!- OK!
0:10:52 > 0:10:53The zip's stuck!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Here, let me have a go.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57MUFFLED SQUEALS
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Whoa!
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Whoa...
0:11:06 > 0:11:08What, what...
0:11:08 > 0:11:10What's going on? Whoa!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13MUFFLED SQUEALS
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Oh, oh, thank you!
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Thank you, you saved us!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23We'd have been stuck forever. Mwah!
0:11:23 > 0:11:28Oh, look! Mr Merryweather's moved his tent to be near us!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- I did no such thing.- Whoa.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34You could do with a wash, Mr Merryweather, sir.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37It's difficult keeping clean with you two here.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Now follow me. We have a trail to plan.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Oh...
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Oh, he's very good.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Very good, yes.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- Whoa! - CRASH!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Look, he found our fur ball hole! - Hahaha!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54He's a very clever man!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Right, gather round.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Whoa!- Ready for action, sir!
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Is it snack time?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06No. It's map time.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10The children will use this map, so we need to mark the route on it.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Ah. First, the children need to cross this muddy ditch.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Any idea how they'll do this?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- BOTH: Um...- Ferry!
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Aeroplane!
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Spaceship!
0:12:20 > 0:12:24No! Rope! They swing across using the rope.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- That's not very exciting. - Yeah, we like aeroplanes.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29And spaceships.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32In order to cross the muddy puddle with the rope,
0:12:32 > 0:12:35they need to be determined and full of energy.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39THAT is what proper adventure camping is all about.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43- Is is snack time?- Will you stop thinking about eating
0:12:43 > 0:12:47and start thinking about that rope! I'll test it first.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- What'd he say? - Start eating the rope, I think...
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Mmm, yes, give it a little try.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Pffftt-pttfft! A little dry, isn't it?
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Whoa!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Oh, yeah, it's...
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Whoa... Hehehe!
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Actually, it's wet. VERY, very wet.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08And muddy.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Ha! I still think you should have used a spaceship!
0:13:11 > 0:13:16I've never had so many accidents happen to me at the same time!
0:13:16 > 0:13:21- Oh, I know! It really is very strange.- Hmm. Yeah, it is.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Whoa!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27HE SOBS
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Yes, that's wonderful news. The owls are excellent, aren't they?
0:13:35 > 0:13:40If we can be of further assistance, please don't hesitate to call.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Hello? Two By Two, the any animal agency.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- The Boss speaking.- I want to make a complaint about those two alpacas.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Nuzzle and Scratch.
0:13:51 > 0:13:56They pitched their tent so close, I tripped over the guy ropes.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- I see...- They chewed through the rope when I was crossing the ditch.
0:14:00 > 0:14:05- They didn't?!- And they buried their fur balls in a hole in the field.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- That doesn't sound too bad... - It is when I fell in it twice!
0:14:09 > 0:14:15- I've got fur balls everywhere!- You need to give them another chance.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23OWL HOOTS
0:14:24 > 0:14:26OWL HOOTS AGAIN
0:14:30 > 0:14:31HE SIGHS
0:14:31 > 0:14:35NUZZLE MUTTERS IN HIS SLEEP
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Scratch?- Yes, what... Hello?
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- I'm thirsty.- Use the tap in the corner of the field.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47But...
0:14:47 > 0:14:50But... That's a long way to go, Scratch.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Uh... It's all dark outside...
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Oh, all right, I'll come with you. - Oh, great!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59TENT UNZIPS AND OWL HOOTS
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Ooh!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03It's very dark out here!
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Come on, Scratch.- OK...
0:15:09 > 0:15:11LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Ooh! - BOING
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Oh, no! One of my hooves is caught on something.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- It's probably a branch, give it a tug.- OK.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22HE GRUNTS
0:15:25 > 0:15:28BOING! Whoa! Oh!
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Hahaha!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Hello, Merryweather! Hehehe!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Ohhh...
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Fancy you losing your tent, Mr Merryweather.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45Yes, after it had been dragged through the fire and up the field,
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- there wasn't much left.- Hahaha!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Well, you're welcome to stay with us.
0:15:50 > 0:15:56Go to sleep. The children arrive tomorrow and it'll be a busy day.
0:15:56 > 0:16:02For some reason I feel terribly tired. Oh!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05That'll be all the fresh air. Hmm.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07You don't snore, do you?
0:16:07 > 0:16:12- No!- No, no, snoring, not us. Snoring!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14OWL HOOTS
0:16:14 > 0:16:17HOWLING
0:16:17 > 0:16:20THEY SNORE
0:16:25 > 0:16:27- LOUD SNORTING - Oh!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Oh.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31GRUNTING STOPS
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Ah.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Oh! Huh!
0:16:43 > 0:16:46SILENCE
0:16:48 > 0:16:51SNORING STARTS AGAIN
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Nooooooooo!
0:16:57 > 0:17:00BIRDS SING AND ROOSTER CROWS
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Uh!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05BOTH: Good morning!
0:17:05 > 0:17:11Is it morning already?! But I've only just got to sleep, it can't be!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13You had a very restless night.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16We think you might have been snoring.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18I can't get up now - too tired.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Oh, Mr Merryweather, sir, you have to.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26- Why?!- The children!
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Where shall we pitch our tents? - When do we eat?...
0:17:29 > 0:17:31THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Oh!
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Oh, my word. I've been asleep nearly all day.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Oh! What about the children and their activities?!
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- What's going on?- ALL: SURPRISE!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53While you had a little sleep,
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- we did all the cooking. - And cleaning.- And singing!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- The fishing.- Put up the tents.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02And took the children on the trail through the woods.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Well... I have to say, I'm very pleased with you.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09This is amazing.
0:18:09 > 0:18:14You two deserve all these badges!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Ohhh!- Oooh!
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- They're not rosettes. - But they're very nice!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21BOTH: Thank you!
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Never thought I'd say this, but I hope you come camping again.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Actually, we've decided to get into something else instead.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Hmm?
0:18:31 > 0:18:32- CHAIR CRACKS - Whoa!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34THEY ALL LAUGH
0:18:34 > 0:18:36BOTH: Chair-making! Hahaha!
0:18:36 > 0:18:41- Oh, dear.- I think we'd better go. - Yeah, we'd better, come on.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Oh...! Argh!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47# Here we go
0:18:47 > 0:18:49- # Nuzzle and Scratch - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- # Now you know Nuzzle and Scratch - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- # We're furry and we're fun - And when all is said and done
0:18:57 > 0:19:00# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch. #
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