0:00:02 > 0:00:04PAN PIPE MUSIC
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# We're alpacas from the Andes
0:00:21 > 0:00:22# With hooves instead of handies
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:28 > 0:00:29# Nuzzle and Scratch! #
0:00:32 > 0:00:34DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:00:50 > 0:00:52MUTTERING
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Ooh!- Ooh!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Ooh!- Ugh!- Ooh!- Ugh!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Come on, Scratch! - PHONE RINGS
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Hello?
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Yes, this is Two By Two, the "any animal agency"
0:01:08 > 0:01:10and yes, this is...
0:01:10 > 0:01:12the Boss speaking.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Uh-huh. Mmm. Yeah.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Oh yes, that's right. So, what can Two By Two do for you?
0:01:19 > 0:01:25I see. So, what you're after is...
0:01:25 > 0:01:26some help at the school -
0:01:26 > 0:01:31to run the school sports day better than it's ever been run before.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Hmm.- Mmm-hmm.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39I see. A big silver trophy to be won...
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- with big rosettes on it.- Ahh!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46You're looking for two assistants.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Th-Th-That's us!
0:01:48 > 0:01:52I'll just have a look on my computer. Hold the line, please.
0:01:52 > 0:01:57The camels have got the hump and gone off on holiday again.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01The turtles are working in a soup kitchen.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05And the sheep are at the sweet factory making sherbet dips.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Uh-oh!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13I'm sorry, I just don't have anyone available.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14There's no-one.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16A-heh-heh-hem!
0:02:16 > 0:02:21- Yes, I know what the advert says. - A-heh-heh-heh, ahem!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Sorry, there's no-one else I can suggest...
0:02:24 > 0:02:27unless you are totally desperate.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31In that case I'll send a couple of alpacas over straightaway!
0:02:31 > 0:02:36Oh. Huh! Those lucky alpacas!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39It could have been us on that job, Nuzzle old pal.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- I know! Oh!- Yeah!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43I was talking about you!
0:02:43 > 0:02:49- Huh?- Yeah!- Ha-ha-ha!- Woo-hoo-hoo! - Ha-ha-ha!- Woo-hoo-hoo!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- I tickle you!- Cool it, Scratch. I tickling...
0:02:52 > 0:02:56- I've stopped tickling you now. And I tickle again!- Stop it!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Stop it! Oh!- Ha-ha-ha!- OK!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Pay attention, you two.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05This film will tell you everything you need to know about the job.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07E-ver-y-thing!
0:03:08 > 0:03:09(What job?)
0:03:09 > 0:03:12(I don't know. Watch the thing.)
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Ooh!
0:03:19 > 0:03:24School sports days are lots of fun for everyone who takes part -
0:03:24 > 0:03:27from the pupils to the teachers!
0:03:28 > 0:03:29And even parents.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35The sports teacher is preparing the girls and boys for their races.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38All done for fun, a school sports day
0:03:38 > 0:03:40will have a mix of events and races.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44There are straight races such as the running race.
0:03:44 > 0:03:50On your marks, get set...and whoo-whoopsie, false start!
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Go!
0:03:54 > 0:03:59There are fun races such as the sack race...
0:04:02 > 0:04:04..the three-legged race...
0:04:07 > 0:04:10..or the egg-and-spoon race.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13It is very tricky to keep the egg on the spoon!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Other events include the obstacle race...
0:04:21 > 0:04:23..and even beanbag throwing.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28The school sports day is a day of fun and excitement
0:04:28 > 0:04:31for everyone involved
0:04:31 > 0:04:34and is looked forward to at most schools.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38The delicious fruit - a common sports day snack
0:04:38 > 0:04:41is a highlight of the day
0:04:41 > 0:04:45as well as the many rosettes awarded to the winners, of course.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49But remember, it's not the winning that matters -
0:04:49 > 0:04:52oh, no - it's the taking part.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54CHEERING
0:05:00 > 0:05:05# Here we go - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:05:05 > 0:05:08# And now you know - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:05:08 > 0:05:11# When we say we're hooves for hire
0:05:11 > 0:05:12# It's so easy to admire
0:05:12 > 0:05:16# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch
0:05:16 > 0:05:21# Two By Two are pleased to recommend us
0:05:21 > 0:05:24# It isn't very difficult to guess
0:05:24 > 0:05:29# That if you get in touch the Boss will send us
0:05:29 > 0:05:32# So call her and we'll come to your address
0:05:32 > 0:05:36# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:05:36 > 0:05:40# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:05:40 > 0:05:42# Well we're furry and we're fun
0:05:42 > 0:05:43# And when all is said and done
0:05:43 > 0:05:47# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch. #
0:05:56 > 0:06:01Soon you will be mine, for tomorrow is sports day.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04The day when I get to win you again.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08The day when I get to call you mine for another year!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- He-llo!- Hello!- Heh-heh!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I wasn't doing anything.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17How long have you two been here?
0:06:17 > 0:06:22- Oh, just a second or two.- Oh, good. So, you didn't...see anything, then?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- No!- No-no-no.- Good!
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Except you talking to that trophy and kissing it all over!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Yeah! I saw that. That was odd!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Yeah. Really odd!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- We're from Two By Two. - The "any animal agency".
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Ah - the alpacas, of course.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41We're here to run sports day for you. Heh-heh.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Run sports day - get the joke?
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Yes! "Run" sports day! Like a race! Ha-ha!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Yes, very funny. What I need you to do is...
0:06:50 > 0:06:52"Run" sports day!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54"Run." Heh-heh! Run it like a race!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Yes! Run it, yeah!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- What I...- Ready, steady, go! Run!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- WHISTLE SHRIEKS - Oh!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Good! Now, listen up.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Sports day is one of the most important days
0:07:08 > 0:07:10in this school's year.
0:07:10 > 0:07:16A day like no other day. A day when human skill is tested
0:07:16 > 0:07:19to see who is best and who is not.
0:07:19 > 0:07:25A day when I get to show everyone my trophy-winning skills.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:07:32 > 0:07:34CHEERING
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Once a year, comes the day I have been waiting for.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- CLATTERING - The day when I am
0:07:42 > 0:07:45who I was born to be. The day when...
0:07:45 > 0:07:46What are you doing?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Oh, we love to herd. - Not with the trophies!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51We do! Alpacas love to herd!
0:07:51 > 0:07:56- Stop. Come with me. I'll show you where the sports equipment is.- OK.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57- Sports equipment...
0:08:01 > 0:08:05This is where we keep all the sports equipment.
0:08:05 > 0:08:10Um...um-um-uh.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Um...um...A mountain! Uh!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Pretty good, huh? - I've got to climb them!
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- Mountain!- Us alpacas love to climb. It's OK. Nuzz.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- I've got to climb.- Calm down.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- WHISTLE - Oh...- It's OK.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27All you need to do is set up all this equipment properly.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- It's an awful lot of equipment, Scratch.- Yeah!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Right. I'm going to leave you to it.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Remember, there are classes around the school,
0:08:37 > 0:08:42so don't disturb the children and their learning. Understand?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Any questions?
0:08:44 > 0:08:49Right, then I'll leave you to it - and don't disturb the children.
0:08:51 > 0:08:58- I'm going to climb the m-mountain! - Yeah! Heh-heh! Climb, climb, climb!
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- Ugh!- Oh!- Eugh!- Oh!
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- Ah!- Heh!- The mountain!- Yes!
0:09:06 > 0:09:11Now remember, Nuzzle, don't look down because you don't like heights. OK?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Don't look down... Ooh!
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- Oh, Scratch! Oh, oh.- Nuzzle, Nuzzle!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Whoa!- Agh!
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Oh!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Nuzzle! Scratch!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31PUFFING AND PANTING
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Right, Nuzzle and Scratch.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37This is where the races happen - where we have sports day!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40You're having a sports day! How exciting!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43You know we are. You're here to set it up!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Are we?
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Yes. You know you are. All you have to do today
0:09:49 > 0:09:53is just set it up. It's not that difficult!
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- Spoon...- Oh, don't mind if I do! Where's the food, cupcake! Ha-ha!
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- ..for the egg-and-spoon race. - Oh, goody!
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Put the egg on the spoon and the first to the finishing line
0:10:05 > 0:10:08without dropping the egg is the WINNER.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13- Ooh!- Uh! What sort of egg, Nuzz? Scrambled? Fried?
0:10:13 > 0:10:19- Poached?- We'll just have to try different types.- OK. Hmm-hmm-hmm...
0:10:19 > 0:10:21CLINKING
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Hmm-hmm-hmm. OK.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Fried egg.- Hmm.- Oh.- Aw.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Too slippy. Ha-ha-ha.- No matter.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33CLINKING
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Eggs, eggs, eggs! # Na-na-na-na. #
0:10:37 > 0:10:40How about the scrambled egg?
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- Too crumbly!- Uh. OK.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45# Da-da-doo-doo... #
0:10:45 > 0:10:47BUBBLING
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Eggs! Da-da-da-da.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- The boiled egg.- Ha-ha-ha! Perfect.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Balance it.- What are you doing? We use boiled eggs!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Boiled eggs...
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- We know!- We know that.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Just...set up...the skipping ropes.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Surely you can't get that wrong.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Oh.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18Hello. Two By Two, the "any animal agency".
0:11:18 > 0:11:19The Boss speaking.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24- I want to complain about those alpacas.- Nuzzle and Scratch.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28'They haven't set up a race and it's sports day tomorrow.'
0:11:28 > 0:11:33- I see.- They tried to use fried eggs for the egg-and-spoon race.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35They didn't(?)
0:11:35 > 0:11:38They emptied the sports equipment cupboard.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- That doesn't sound too bad. - It is when it was all over me!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Give them another chance.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- No, it's my skipping rope!- It's mine!
0:11:46 > 0:11:50I'll let them work tomorrow on one condition -
0:11:50 > 0:11:52that I don't see them again at all today!
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Agh!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55THUD
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Ha-ha...What? - SHE SCREAMS
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- And running. Action. Go, go, go. - Hello!- Hello!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I think today went really well, don't you?
0:12:09 > 0:12:13I think it was one of the best day's work I have ever done!
0:12:13 > 0:12:18I agree - and Miss Winner, the teacher, thought we were brilliant!
0:12:18 > 0:12:22- Didn't she?- Yeah, she loved us. I'm really excited about tomorrow.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26It's going to be the best sports day ever. Sporty, sporty!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28I can't wait, either!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36BEEP-BEEP
0:12:36 > 0:12:39What time do you call this?
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Morning! BEEP-BEEP
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I said, what time do you call this?
0:12:43 > 0:12:48I got here especially early to set up. Today is a very special day -
0:12:48 > 0:12:51my favourite of the year. I won't let anyone spoil it.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Don't worry. You've got us in charge now.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Yeah.- What could possibly go wrong?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Yes, what indeed!
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Are you totally sure you know how all the races and events work?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Events? What events?
0:13:06 > 0:13:10The sporting events - for sports day.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- There's a sports day on?! That's brilliant. I love sports.- Yeah!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18You know there is! You are organising it!
0:13:19 > 0:13:24It-It's another mountain!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Must climb!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29CLIP-CLOP
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- I'm getting up. Yeah! - No, you can't just climb on.
0:13:32 > 0:13:37- What?- It's so high! - The only way to get to the top
0:13:37 > 0:13:42is to win, to be first, to get gold - and I'm sorry,
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- but that's not going to happen. - Why not?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48For starters, you're organising sports day, not racing
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- and you wouldn't win if you did race!- Why not?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Because I always win! Ha-ha!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57You! But you're a grown up!
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I always win the teachers and pupils race.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I've never been beaten and I never will be! Ha-ha!
0:14:03 > 0:14:07- Oh. Nuzzle, take this.- Yeah.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09It's your job to start the races.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Oh, excellent. I've always wanted a whistle.
0:14:13 > 0:14:18- OK. Stay there and no climbing. - No climbing(!)
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Hello...
0:14:19 > 0:14:21WHISTLE SHRIEKS
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Hello and welcome to our annual sports day.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Once again, everyone...
0:14:32 > 0:14:34WHISTLE BLASTS
0:14:37 > 0:14:40..everyone will be racing in teams for their classes...
0:14:40 > 0:14:42WHISTLE BLASTS
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Each class...
0:14:44 > 0:14:47WHISTLE BLASTS
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- GIGGLING - ..each class should...
0:14:50 > 0:14:52WHISTLE BLASTS
0:14:53 > 0:14:58..have at least five members in a team. Anyone who doesn't - see me.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06So, please...
0:15:06 > 0:15:08WHISTLE BLASTS
0:15:12 > 0:15:16So, please, if you're ready, let the games begin!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22WHISTLE BLOWS
0:15:23 > 0:15:29- Ha-ha! Running sports day is fun. - You know what we always say.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34- Um...- Working can be fun!- Ha-ha. - Heh-heh!
0:15:34 > 0:15:36WHISTLE BLOWS
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Yay!
0:15:39 > 0:15:44# Working can be fun Getting something done
0:15:44 > 0:15:48# Get set, go and don't be slow The work has just begun
0:15:48 > 0:15:52# Whatever job we do There's laughter all day through
0:15:52 > 0:15:56# We must confess we make a mess When trying something new
0:15:56 > 0:15:58# Working is fun. #
0:15:58 > 0:16:03If you sit here you'll be fine. Nurse Nuzzle will be back soon!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08WHOOSH, WHOOSH
0:16:08 > 0:16:14Oh, Paul's hurt his leg, but who's going to take his place?
0:16:14 > 0:16:18I can do his races for him - if it's OK with you, Miss Winner.
0:16:18 > 0:16:23Normally I'd say no, but seeing as it's you...of course you can.
0:16:23 > 0:16:28- Oh.- Scratch.- Yes, yes. - There's only one race left.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- That's OK.- It's not.
0:16:31 > 0:16:36- Nuzzle, Nuzzle, what is it?- It's the...race against the teacher!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Race against the teacher? But which teacher?
0:16:39 > 0:16:45- Hello!- Oh!- Oh, I should have seen that coming. Hmm-hmm!
0:16:47 > 0:16:51- This is it. You have to win. - How am I going to do that?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Don't worry, I've got a plan - ha-ha!
0:16:53 > 0:16:57OK. On your marks...get set...
0:16:57 > 0:16:59WHISTLE PEEPS
0:16:59 > 0:17:02MUSIC: "Chariots Of Fire" by Vangelis
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Oh, no - Miss Winner's in the lead.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Come on, Scratch!
0:17:10 > 0:17:16Food, food, food! Oh!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19The sandwich is working! Ha-ha!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Food, food, food!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23PANTING
0:17:25 > 0:17:27That's it! Come on, Scratch!
0:17:27 > 0:17:32Food, food, food! Oh!
0:17:32 > 0:17:34CHEERING
0:17:37 > 0:17:38CHOMPING
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Yay-hey-hey!
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Yeah, he's done it - just by a nose!
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Yeah! Ooh yes, ooh yay!
0:17:51 > 0:17:56I have never been beaten. This is the worst sports day ever.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58MOBILE RINGS Oh!
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- It's the Boss.- Ah!- Hello!
0:18:02 > 0:18:07- Scratch speaking.- Now we'll see who did a good job or not! Ha-ha!
0:18:07 > 0:18:09You're in trouble now!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Scratch, what did you do?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13What did we do?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Yes. The phones haven't stopped ringing
0:18:16 > 0:18:19about you two for the last hour!
0:18:19 > 0:18:26- Did we do something wrong again? - Of course you did.- 'Amazingly, no.'
0:18:26 > 0:18:31- Everyone's been calling to say how great the sports day was.- Huh?
0:18:31 > 0:18:35It was more fun without Miss Winner winning everything
0:18:35 > 0:18:37and spoiling it for everyone else.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39CHEERING
0:18:42 > 0:18:43What?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49# Here we go
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- # Nuzzle and Scratch - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- # Now you know Nuzzle and Scratch - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- # Well we're furry and we're fun - And when all is said and done
0:18:59 > 0:19:02# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch. #