The Curious Case of Pirate-itis

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03My name is Agent Olive.

0:00:03 > 0:00:05This is my partner, Agent Otto.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07This is my lucky pencil.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09But back to Otto and me.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13We work for an organisation run by kids that investigates

0:00:13 > 0:00:17anything strange, weird and especially odd.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Our job is to put things right again.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Who do we work for?

0:00:27 > 0:00:28We work for...

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Hey, partner.

0:00:36 > 0:00:37- Hey.- What's with the hat?

0:00:39 > 0:00:40What hat?

0:00:40 > 0:00:42The pirate hat you're wearing on your head?

0:00:42 > 0:00:43I'm not wearing a pirate hat.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47OK, I don't know how long you want to keep doing this, but...

0:00:48 > 0:00:49AH!

0:00:52 > 0:00:53I can't take it off!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Hey, guys. Did you come in contact with a pirate today?

0:00:56 > 0:00:57- No.- Hm.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Oh, wait, I guess I did help a pirate cross the street.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Rrrr. Ai-ya.

0:01:07 > 0:01:12- Ayyarr, thanks for your help. - You're welcome. Have a great day.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Sorry for giving you Piratitis.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Olive has Piratitis?!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Well, it would explain the eye patch.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- AH!- More and more weird piratey things are going to start happening

0:01:22 > 0:01:26to her and unless we stop it before she goes full pirate...

0:01:26 > 0:01:27she'll be a pirate forever.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Tell me you have a gadget to fix this.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Oh, yeah, sure. Kind of.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Not really.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35But I can build one! I think.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37To the lab.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40The lab's that way.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46This is the Unpiratinator.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Which can turn me back to normal? - Correct.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Except there's one tiny problem, um...

0:01:53 > 0:01:55I only have the glove part.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00So we're missing a circle, a triangle and a rectangle.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04No. We're missing a sphere, a pyramid and a rectangular prism.

0:02:04 > 0:02:09- What?- Two dimensional objects, like a circle or a triangle, are flat.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12But we're looking for three dimensional objects.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16In three dimensions as in length, width but also depth.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Kind of like this tissue box.- Yeah.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22See, this isn't a rectangle, it's a rectangular prism.

0:02:22 > 0:02:28It has length, width but it also has depth. It goes back.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31It doesn't matter. Whatever dimension the parts are,

0:02:31 > 0:02:32- we don't have them.- Wait!

0:02:32 > 0:02:35There's Odd Squad offices all over the world.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37I'm sure another lab has the parts we need.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Good one, yeah, yeah, great.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Guys, I'm not sure I'm going to make it in time.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Uhh, I have an idea. Follow me.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55You're asking me to slow down Olive's Piratitis?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59- So you can't do it? - Of course I can, I'm a doctor.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Oh, great. You stay here while we go to the other Odd Squad offices.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Come on. - Don't worry, partner. We got this.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10OK, let's see what we can do.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Open up and say aaah.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13ARRRR!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16No, I said say aaah.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17ARRRR!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20I see what's happening here.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23O'Dwyer, send us to the Odd Squad in the next town over.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Actually, the next town over is run by Agent Odie,

0:03:26 > 0:03:27he's kind of difficult.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30O'Dwyer, send us to the next next town over.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33BOTH: Prepare to squishinate.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Squishinating!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Oogetsdorf.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Whoa, this looks a lot like our headquarters.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55No, it's totally different.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Look at that poster.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Right, I forgot, we've got to go this way.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09O'Quincy, we need your help.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Oscar, what a surprise!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13You know, I was just thinking the two of us don't get to hang

0:04:13 > 0:04:15- out enough.- We need a favour...

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Well, you came to the right place. I'm a big fan of favours.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21You know, some people even call me the favour captain.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25Well, not out loud or anything but I just know.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Except for this one guy who wanted to call me Superfunman

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- and I was like... - BOTH: O'Quincy!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Oh, hey, guys.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Do you have the missing parts for this Unpiratinator?- Let me see.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42I don't have all the parts but I think I have this circle.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43It's not a circle, it's a sphere.

0:04:43 > 0:04:48It's a three dimensional object and it's round like a ball. It can roll.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Like this?- Yes.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53One down, two to go.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Thank you so much.- Oh, you bet.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00You know, this reminds me of the last Piratitis case I saw...

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Eh, I'm going to keep talking anyway.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07It was three o clock on Tuesday...

0:05:07 > 0:05:09JACKALOPE CHATTERS

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Yello.- Oscar, this is me, Dr O, I work with you at Odd Squad?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17We both have lab coats and blonde hair.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20That makes it sound like we're the same person but we're really not.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21What is it, doctor?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Olive's Piratitis is getting worse.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25I have a beard now!

0:05:25 > 0:05:29I have her feet soaking in gravy but that can only do so much.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30We'll hurry.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33OK, as long as there's no parrot, we'll be fine.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Oh, you mean like this one?

0:05:36 > 0:05:39I will go get a cage for that and I'll get you some more gravy.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41OK, hurry, please.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Bwark! Gravy!

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Ortega.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Wow, cats?

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Onelia.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Oscar. Oscar's friend.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01I'm trying to build an Unpiratinator but I'm missing parts.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05The part you need is in here.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Ah, thanks Oneliaaahhh!

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Ha-ha, snake in a can!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11I got you.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14This isn't funny. My partner's turning into a pirate.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15I understand.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19Just hold on to this gadget for a second.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Ha-ha!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Squirting gadget.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24Classic.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27How many more of these jokes are we going to have to go through

0:06:27 > 0:06:28before you actually help us?

0:06:28 > 0:06:31One more but I'm going to save it till the end.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Looks like you're missing a pyramid and a rectangular prism.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40That's a pyramid, heh heh.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43One, two, three, four triangles

0:06:43 > 0:06:46and this face is a square.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50- Ah.- Two down, one to go.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53All that's left is a rectangular prism.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Agent Odie has one, I saw it in his lab yesterday.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- No, no, no, no, no, anybody but Odie, Oh, no.- Oscar!

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Please, for Olive.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Good luck, you two.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Ahhhhhh!

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Ha! Hand buzzer. Classic.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11I've got to say, I like you.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14JACKALOPE BRAYS

0:07:17 > 0:07:18- Yello.- Oscar, it's me, Dr O.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21I called you earlier on the phone, you answered me with your mouth.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Yeah, what is it, doctor? - There's not much time left.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Olive's shirt is getting frillier by the minute.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29Arrrr!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- And I be speaking like this now! - Oscar, what's next?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Well, we're headed to Odie's lab to get the last part that we need.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Tell Olive to meet us there.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38OK.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Olive, meet them there.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Yarrr, thanks for ye help, Doctor O.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48JACKALOPE BLEATS

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oramakov.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Great poster.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59# Sound check! #

0:08:04 > 0:08:05- Odie!- Gahhh!

0:08:05 > 0:08:07We need a rectangular prism, do you have one?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09I do, but not for that pirate.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Arrr! Sorry I be late, guys.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14You don't understand, this pirate is my partner.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16No, not her. I'm talking about the pirate thief, Oscar.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19He stole all my beautiful designs.

0:08:19 > 0:08:20You stole his gadget designs?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- No, no.- No, worse than that.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23My hair designs.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Every...

0:08:26 > 0:08:27single...

0:08:29 > 0:08:31..haircut Oscar's ever had,

0:08:31 > 0:08:34I had it first.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36He stole every single one.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Arrr! Oscar, how could ye?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43I admit it, I stole his hair designs.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45But it's only because I wanted to be more like you.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Really? I thought it was because you didn't like me.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Just the opposite, my friend. Just the opposite.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Bring it in, you big lug.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53I'm so sorry I ever doubted you.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- The mathematics...- GUYS!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Rectangular prism!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Oh, yeah, sorry.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Rectangular prism, it has length, width and also depth, heh-heh.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10It works!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13All right, now, Olive, just stay there and I'll zap you out.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Arrr!- Olive?

0:09:15 > 0:09:21Ahoy, ya scallywags! You'll never catch the 'orrible Captain Olive.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23It's too late, she's gone full pirate!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Not yet, look at her pinkie.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Ahhhh! Ha-ha harrr!

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Catch her!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Why are there sheets and clothes everywhere?

0:09:36 > 0:09:40It's laundry day. Not every Odd Squad has fancy washing machines.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Arrrr!

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Harrr!

0:09:49 > 0:09:51BOYS: Whoa!

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Gotcha!

0:10:05 > 0:10:06- Whuh!- Ugh.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Don't gotcha.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15- Come on, Oscar.- You'll never catch me, ya landlubbers!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Olive, I know there's still some good in your pinkie finger.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Ha-ha harrr!

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Don't make me laugh.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Please help!

0:10:25 > 0:10:30Arrr! Mutiny on me starboard hand!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Now!

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Oooraaaa!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39- Yeah! - Thanks, guys.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Odie!

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Are you OK?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45I think so.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47ALL: Your hair!

0:10:47 > 0:10:49What?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51What...?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Finally, a hairstyle of my very own.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- I love it. - Congrats, Odie.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Aaarragh, I must have it.