Oscar the Couch

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03My name is Agent Olive.

0:00:03 > 0:00:05This is my partner, Agent Otto.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07This is my lucky pencil.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09But back to Otto and me.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13We work for an organisation run by kids that investigates

0:00:13 > 0:00:17anything strange, weird, and especially odd.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Our job is to put things right again.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Who do we work for?

0:00:27 > 0:00:28We work for...

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Thank you for coming, Odd Squad.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38What seems to be the problem?

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Well, I've been trying to deliver this pizza, but every time I

0:00:40 > 0:00:43go inside... You know, maybe I'll just show you. One sec.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

0:00:46 > 0:00:48OK, just one second.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50THEY SCREAM

0:00:50 > 0:00:54Yeah, it's been happening for over an hour, this pizza's totally cold.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56What kind of pizza is it?

0:00:56 > 0:01:00- It's Hawaiian.- There's your problem. This is a no Hawaiian pizza zone.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01What?!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04You know, they should really put up some signs or something.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Not to worry, we a have a classic cheesinator.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Oh!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- One cheese pizza.- Wow.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16- Try it now.- Oh, yeah, OK.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22A job well done, no?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24THEY SCREAM

0:01:24 > 0:01:26I don't get it. Why didn't it work?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Oh, no, no, it totally worked. See? No pizza.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I just delivered it and then I came out the side door.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Thank you, Odd Squad. Yes!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35ELECTRIC BRAY

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Hey, guys, we have a couple of new gadgets for you.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Here's a Snow Go Awayinator and here's

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- a Make Snow Disappearinator... - Wait!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Aren't those two the same thing?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45No, no, no, no, no, no.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46This one has a handle.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Oh, and then we've got this.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Uh-oh.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53You have to listen to everything I'm about to tell you.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Oscar, what's going on?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56I just zapped myself with a Couchinator and I'm going to

0:01:56 > 0:01:58start turning into a couch.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00For example, my legs are now a cushion.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01THEY SCREAM

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- How do we stop it? - Well, there's good news -

0:02:03 > 0:02:05there is a couch Uncouchinator.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06And then there's the bad news -

0:02:06 > 0:02:08it's locked inside of this briefcase.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Maybe it would make more sense to lock up the gadget that turns

0:02:14 > 0:02:17you into the thing instead of the gadget that fixes you.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20That's a very good point and I would love to talk about that some more,

0:02:20 > 0:02:22except my fingers are now couch legs.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24THEY SCREAM

0:02:24 > 0:02:25And then there's more bad news -

0:02:25 > 0:02:28I forget the code to unlock the briefcase.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29BOTH: Oscar!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31All I remember is that the three numbers add up to 50.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34But there are many combinations that add up to 50.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35The code could be anything.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Ah, there's more good news.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38I knew I was going to forget the code,

0:02:38 > 0:02:41so I hypnotised three people and told each one one of the numbers.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Hm.- You can hypnotise people?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45- Yes.- That is so cool.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Who knows the numbers?

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Dr O, Orchid and Obfusco.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51What you have to do is, you have to clap your hands two times...

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- say "couch alert" and they'll tell you the info.- Got it.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Uh, but wait. Make sure nobody finds out that I'm turning into a couch

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- because if... - THEY SCREAM

0:03:00 > 0:03:02This is not the way I thought today was going to go.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06I'll go find out the numbers, you guard the couch.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08What do you mean, "Guard the couch"?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11It's a couch, where's it going to go? Olive.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Oh, no!

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Interesting.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Dr O.- Agent Olive, I'm right in the middle of playing doctor,

0:03:24 > 0:03:28except I'm not playing doctor cos I'm an actual doctor.

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Oscar turned into a...

0:03:29 > 0:03:33a, I mean, um, never mind what Oscar turned into.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35I need the number he gave you to open his briefcase.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37I have no idea what you're talking about.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Couch alert!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42If I have 45 sick patients and I cure eight,

0:03:42 > 0:03:45how many sick patients do I have left?

0:03:45 > 0:03:49Oscar hid the number in a word problem? Why would he do that?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52The Uncouchinator is a very powerful gadget and Oscar believes

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- that if it fell into the wrong hands...- Never mind.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Doctor, can I use your computer?

0:03:57 > 0:04:02I'm not really Doctor O right now but, yeah, sure, go for it.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03All right, go through the steps.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07I want to know how many sick patients she has left.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10What do I know?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13She started with 45 sick patients...

0:04:15 > 0:04:20..and then she cured eight, so eight got taken away.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21That means subtraction.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24So 45 minus eight is...

0:04:24 > 0:04:291, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32The answer is 37! Yes!

0:04:32 > 0:04:33I have to get back to Otto.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Um...

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Uncouch alert!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Oh. Must've fallen asleep there for a second.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43WHAT'S NEXT?

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Oh, right.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46You're still here.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Oscar?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Owen! What are you doing?!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Relaxing. Can you believe somebody just threw this thing out?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02We didn't, we left it right... I need it back.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Oh, I see. The fancy pants agents get a couch,

0:05:06 > 0:05:08but not the security people.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Is that a hole?

0:05:10 > 0:05:13I like to think of it as a really bad stain I managed to get rid of.

0:05:13 > 0:05:18Owen, I need this couch back. If you give it to me...

0:05:18 > 0:05:22- I'll clean your monitors for a week. - How about 18 years?

0:05:22 > 0:05:23How about two weeks?

0:05:23 > 0:05:28- Deal.- Thanks, Owen. You don't know how important this couch is.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Just watch out for the gum.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Urg!

0:05:39 > 0:05:4037.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Yes!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47What happened to Oscar?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Owen happened.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Good news, I got one number.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Just two more left to open the briefcase.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57This time I'm going to get the numbers and you're staying

0:05:57 > 0:05:59here to guard the couch.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Trust me, it's way harder.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06What do you mean, "Way harder"?

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Oh, no.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Oscar?

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Couch?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Hey, Orchid. You're Orchid!

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Yes?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Couch alert!

0:06:20 > 0:06:26If I have 16 centigurps and I give five to one Sherman and three

0:06:26 > 0:06:29to another Sherman, how many do I have left?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31That is so cool.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Oscar says, "Thanks."

0:06:33 > 0:06:35OK, let's take this one step at a time.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39What do I know so far?

0:06:40 > 0:06:46If I have 16 centigurps and I give five to one Sherman and three

0:06:46 > 0:06:50to another Sherman, how many do I have left?

0:06:50 > 0:06:54You start off with 16 and then you gave away five. 16 minus five.

0:06:54 > 0:06:591, 2, 3, 4, 5. That's 11.

0:06:59 > 0:07:04Then you gave away another three. That means 11 minus three.

0:07:04 > 0:07:071, 2, 3. The answer's eight!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Uncouch alert!

0:07:10 > 0:07:11What happened?

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Look, Orchid,

0:07:14 > 0:07:17I know this might have been a little bit scary for you,

0:07:17 > 0:07:19but you helped me out a whole lot today.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Thanks, Otto. Now I feel bad for taking your socks without asking.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30How'd you even get them off my feet?

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Hey, relax, I already gave you back your glasses.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38We're finished here.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oksana, what are you doing?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Adding some bling to my couch to make it more me.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49That's not your couch.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Yes, it is. You can tell it is because I have it.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54But I need it because...

0:07:54 > 0:07:56because I just need it.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57I see.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01You think agents deserve a couch more than the cafeteria workers,

0:08:01 > 0:08:04or should I say worker? There's really just one of me.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07No, that's not what I mean.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Every department is important.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12We're all part of one big family working together.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Can you...? Ah!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18What did you do?

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Pulled out the hideaway bed because your story is making me sleepy.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Look, Oksana, what do I need to do to get this couch back?

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Help with today's dishes.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34FOGHORN

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Come on, Oscar.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39What happened to Oscar?

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Oksana.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Good news, I have Orchid's number.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48All that's left is Obfusco's number.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49We're going together

0:08:49 > 0:08:50and bringing the couch.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53People will take anything around here if it's not nailed down.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Neat, free briefcase.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Grab that, too.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Thank you.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Careful, careful. OK, now pivot.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Make an L. Come on, lift and make an L.- I'm doing it!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11COUCH RIPS

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I ripped Oscar!

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Oh, just be more careful. Let's go.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19- Are you even lifting at your end?! - Of course I am!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Careful.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Why are we even going this way?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25It's a shortcut to Obfusco's office.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Oh, you guys are looking for Obfusco.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- BOTH: Yes!- Too bad, just left for his vacation house on the moon.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33How are we supposed to get the number to open this thing now?

0:09:33 > 0:09:36You two! Did you bring a couch into my headquarters?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Nobody gets a couch.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39- I'm throwing this thing out.- NO!- NO!

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Miss O, it's not ours, it belongs in, um, the lab.

0:09:42 > 0:09:47- So now the scientists get a couch? - I make food, that's science.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- It belongs in security. - I make food, that's security.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Look, it should belong to the tube operators.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56I make food, that's tube operating.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Um, that one was a stretch.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00THEY COMPLAIN

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Why couldn't Oscar just tell us the number?

0:10:03 > 0:10:04He did!

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Oscar said all the numbers add up to 50.

0:10:07 > 0:10:12- So?- So, if we add these two numbers, we can find out how many more we

0:10:12 > 0:10:14need to reach 50.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16The answer will be the last number.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18So, what's 37 plus eight?

0:10:19 > 0:10:241, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Now we just need to figure out how many numbers

0:10:28 > 0:10:30are in-between 45 and 50.

0:10:30 > 0:10:341, 2, 3, 4, 5.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36BOTH: Five! The answer is five!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41It's decided. We'll split the couch into four pieces.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Wait!

0:10:44 > 0:10:45ALL: Oscar?!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Yes, I turned myself into a couch.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51Ms O, I deserve any punishment you think is right.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55It looks like you've been punished enough.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59We're still splitting it into four pieces though, right?