No Ifs, Ands, or Robots

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04My name is Agent Olive. This is my partner, Agent Otto.

0:00:04 > 0:00:06This is my lucky pencil.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08But back to Otto and me.

0:00:08 > 0:00:12We work for an organisation run by kids that investigates

0:00:12 > 0:00:16anything strange, weird, and especially odd.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19Our job is to put things right again.

0:00:25 > 0:00:29Who do we work for? We work for ODD Squad.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- I don't see anybody around here with an odd problem.- Me either.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Are you sure we're at the right place?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50I'm pretty sure Ms O said there should be a person here with

0:00:50 > 0:00:51a foot and voice problem.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- HOARSELY:- ODD Squad, it's me. I have a whispering voice!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02And my feet turned to cement.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Maybe he doesn't know we're here. - Hello!

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Anybody out there with a foot and voice problem?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10(It's me, it's me! I'm here!)

0:01:10 > 0:01:13I'm still not seeing anybody.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16(Behind you! OK. I'm coming.)

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Maybe we got the wrong address.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Let's give him a bit longer.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27It's been an hour. I'm pretty sure we would have seen this guy by now.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29(Turn around!)

0:01:30 > 0:01:34I feel bad leaving. Let's just give him a bit more time.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Seriously, it's been four hours.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41You're right, we should go.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49(Oh, man. Now I've got to call Odd Squad again.)

0:01:49 > 0:01:51(Where's my phone?)

0:01:53 > 0:01:55(No...!)

0:01:55 > 0:01:57JACKALOPE GIGGLES

0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Good morning, Owen. - What's so good about it?

0:01:59 > 0:02:02I have to re-brick this whole door!

0:02:02 > 0:02:04- Oh.- Actually, it is good!

0:02:04 > 0:02:07I get to play with bricks all day! Thanks, Olive.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Uh, you're welcome?

0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Partner, what happened to your badge?- Oh, nothing.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21OK, fine. I may have dropped it,

0:02:21 > 0:02:24and it may have broken in half, and I may have tried to fix it,

0:02:24 > 0:02:27and I may have dropped it while I was trying to fix it.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28You should get it repaired.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31No need. See?

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Yeah, OK, I'll get it replaced.

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Olive, Olive, Olive!

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Remember those Oscarbots I made to help

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Ms O make the perfect juice box?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53There were 25 of them. Who could forget?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Thanks, Olive. I really appreciate your feedback.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Actually, if you could fill out this form...

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Um, Oscar? You were telling me something about the Oscarbots?

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Oh, right. Well, Ms O didn't like how her juice boxes kept falling

0:03:03 > 0:03:06- apart, so I made Oscarbot Number Ten stronger.- Why Ten?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Well, it's my new favourite number.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10It used to be 27, but then I missed the bus yesterday.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Anyways, while I was doing it,

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Agent Orchid came in and scared me half to death.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Hey, Oscar!

0:03:18 > 0:03:20OSCAR SCREAMS

0:03:20 > 0:03:22You boxed up my gadget!

0:03:22 > 0:03:26This juice box is so strong I can't even get it open! Seriously, watch.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Oh. But I thought Oscarbot Ten was attracted to the number ten.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Why would he box up just one gadget?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Well, you know when you microwave popcorn for too long and it kind of

0:03:37 > 0:03:40gets all black and browny? That kind of happened to his brain.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Who knows what he's after now. - OKSANA:- My cake!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- And so it begins.- Let's go.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Hello, I'm here to get my badge repaired.- Say again?

0:03:53 > 0:03:54I'm here to get my badge repaired.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58- I got that part, what was the first thing you said?- "Hello."

0:03:58 > 0:04:02- I thought you said you wanted a socket wrench.- No.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Then what can I help you with? - This is going to take forever.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10I made a 20th anniversary cake to celebrate the 20th cake I

0:04:10 > 0:04:13made when this joker comes along and boxes it up.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Oh, Oksana, that wasn't me. It was a robot version of me.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20- Did you make the robot?- Yeah. - Then it was still you that did it.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22But why would Oscarbot Ten be interested in

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- a 20th anniversary cake?- Hmm.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Aside from it being delicious.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31You don't by any chance have a picture of your cake, do you?

0:04:31 > 0:04:34No, but I do have this pencil sketch.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Oscar, do you have a picture of the gadget Oscarbot Ten zapped?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43No, but I do have this watercolour.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48The gadget and the cake are both rectangular prisms.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51I hear a lot of words and none of them make sense.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54A rectangle has four sides -

0:04:54 > 0:04:56one, two, three, four.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59It has two dimensions - width and height -

0:04:59 > 0:05:04but a rectangular prism, like this tissue box,

0:05:04 > 0:05:08is a three-dimensional solid shape made up of six rectangular faces.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12One, two, three, four, five, six.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16It has width, height and depth.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19And that extra dimension makes your cake a rectangular prism.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20I like the name "cake" better.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Oscarbot Number Ten's job in the assembly line

0:05:23 > 0:05:26was to make juice boxes, which is a rectangular prism!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28That could be the pattern we're looking for!

0:05:30 > 0:05:35- Oh, no.- What?- I know where the Oscarbot's going to strike next.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Let's go!

0:05:38 > 0:05:39And here you go!

0:05:41 > 0:05:45- What is that?- It's a fladge. - What's a fladge?

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I don't know! You're the one who asked for it.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51I said, "Badge with the number 70 on it", not fladge.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Sure you don't want this? Might come in handy.- No.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Can I just please have a badge? - All right.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Just to make things clear, I'll even draw a picture of what it is I want.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Here.- Wow. I'm so glad you drew a picture.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Agent Owen! Tear down this wall!

0:06:21 > 0:06:22What? Why?

0:06:24 > 0:06:25This is a rectangular prism.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29Oscarbot Ten is going to come after these bricks unless we destroy them.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten... - Ah! It's too late!

0:06:32 > 0:06:36- Ten, ten, ten, ten... - He didn't hurt the bricks.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38- ORCHID SCREAMS - That was Orchid!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41You can figure out who people are just from their screams?

0:06:41 > 0:06:46- Oh, yeah. That and hiccups. - Impressive.- Let's go.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- You owe me a toy, Oscar!- What, wait a minute, what is it, your birthday?

0:06:53 > 0:06:57You can't just go around boxing up people's toys without asking.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Whoa, whoa, that wasn't Oscar. It was an Oscarbot.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03If I had a nickel every time someone

0:07:03 > 0:07:07said that, I would have no nickels.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10You would have one...because now.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Orchid, this is very important.

0:07:12 > 0:07:17- Can you describe what the toy looks like inside this box?- No,

0:07:17 > 0:07:21but I can show you the papier-mache sculpture I made of it.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29But this isn't a rectangular prism - it's a sphere.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33- I call it Sherman. - I was talking about the shape.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36A sphere is round, like a ball, and it can roll.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Is any of this going to get Sherman back or should I just chew my

0:07:43 > 0:07:46- way through this juice box? - This day can't get worse.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Yes, it can.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50I'm a doctor, not a juice box, although it's kind of hard to

0:07:50 > 0:07:53tell the difference right now.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54What is that?

0:07:54 > 0:07:58- It's a badge with the number 70 on it.- It's huge!

0:07:58 > 0:08:02- How am I supposed to wear that thing?- You wear these things?- Yes!

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Haven't you been to our main headquarters?- Yes!

0:08:05 > 0:08:10No. This is on you, man. You should have done a better drawing,

0:08:10 > 0:08:14like put a car or a building next to it, so I can compare the size.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17I can't believe this is happening to me.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21All right, I'll destroy this one and build you a new fladge.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Badge!- Badge!

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Badge...

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Well, at least we've got enough stuff to put on an art show.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36There's got to be a pattern. What is it?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38ODD Squad THEME RINGTONE PLAYS

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Oh, great. My phone is ringing.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- ANSWERPHONE:- Hello, you've reached Agent 60, also known as Dr O.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47We've met before at work, or not at work, or maybe we haven't met.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Either way, leave a message after I say, "What's next?" What's next?!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52DIAL TONE SOUNDS

0:08:52 > 0:08:54They never leave a message.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Dr O, your badge number is 60, right?- Yes.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00And I'm also a doctor, but what's that got to do with anything?

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Agent Olga's number is 50, Agent Oren's is 40. And look,

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Orchid's ball has a 30 on it and Oksana's cake has a 20.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10And my gadget has a ten on it!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Well, you can't see it in that watercolour, but look!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Here's a picture of it. Well, the bottom.

0:09:20 > 0:09:2510, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Oscarbot Ten is counting by tens in order -

0:09:28 > 0:09:29that's the pattern.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31And if Oscarbot Number Ten last hit 60,

0:09:31 > 0:09:34that means the next number he's going after is...

0:09:34 > 0:09:3570!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Yes!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40A badge! With the number 70 on it.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh, it's perfect.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Ten, ten, ten...ten.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Oh, hey, Oscar!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53You're not the real Oscar, are you?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Run!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Ten, ten, ten.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Ten, ten, ten, ten...

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Otto! Oscar, tell me that thing has a shut-off switch.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Of course. What am I, crazy? There are three switches -

0:10:08 > 0:10:10two on his ears and one on his neck -

0:10:10 > 0:10:13but you need to hit them the exact same time or it won't work.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15You could have made it a little bit more complicated(?)

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Sure I could have. I could have... Right.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19- You weren't actually asking that. - No.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Otto, you have to destroy your badge.- What?!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26That's why he's attacking us! He loves the number 70.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Ten, ten, ten, ten...- Run!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Ten, ten, ten.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34There is another way.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36By the power of fladge!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44- That worked. - ALL: Yeah!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Told you it would come in handy. - Thank you, sir.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Call me Odenbacker.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Now, you three better take a seat. - Oh, we're fine.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52Yeah, totally.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54I mean on account of your badges.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Or...was it fladges?