Moustache Confidential

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05My name is Agent Olive. This is my partner, Agent Otto.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07This is my lucky pencil.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09But back to Otto and me.

0:00:09 > 0:00:12We work for an organisation run by kids that investigates

0:00:12 > 0:00:17anything strange, weird, and, especially, odd.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Our job is to put things right again.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Come on, everybody! Come on!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Who do we work for?

0:00:28 > 0:00:29We work for Odd Squad.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36What seems to be the problem, ma'am?

0:00:36 > 0:00:38I'm trying to do some quiet reading here,

0:00:38 > 0:00:41but every time I turn this lamp on...

0:00:41 > 0:00:43ALARM WAILS

0:00:43 > 0:00:46It's way too loud for reading!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Not to worry, ma'am. I have a bright idea.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53See what I did there?

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Otto.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Right.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57ZAP!

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Try it now.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05No noise.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Thank you, Odd Squad.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Happy to help. Enjoy your book.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13- VOICE SHOUTS: - "It was the best of times,

0:01:13 > 0:01:14"it was the worst of times.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- "It was the age of wisdom..." - Odd Squad!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18SQUEAK SQUEAK

0:01:18 > 0:01:19What seems to be the problem, Miss O?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21There you two are. Something very odd has happened.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Let me guess. To the zoo? - The zoo?

0:01:24 > 0:01:25I left a pair of gloves there.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27I was just hoping if you sent us, I could go...

0:01:27 > 0:01:31You are both staying inside headquarters to investigate a crime.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Dun-dun-duuuuuuuun!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Inside of headquarters?

0:01:36 > 0:01:37What happened?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Agent Obfusco was relaxing in the break room.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44And now, like a pig in a water park,

0:01:44 > 0:01:47I shall enjoy this sandwich.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51SMASH! CRASH! CAT SCREECHES

0:01:51 > 0:01:53What happened to the lights?

0:01:53 > 0:01:54My moustache!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56It's gone!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Someone stole Obfusco's moustache?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Yep. He's taking it pretty bad.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02DRAMATIC VOICEOVER: Obfusco-o-o-o...

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Without my moustache, I can't solve odd cases any more.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Listen to how clearly he's talking.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Yes. It is a weird side effect.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Weird?

0:02:11 > 0:02:13The way you used to talk was weird.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Maybe this is for the best.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16No, it's not!

0:02:16 > 0:02:20He thinks he can't solve cases, which means I'm down an agent,

0:02:20 > 0:02:22which means you two have to find it.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Uh...why us?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27You were the only agents not in headquarters when it was stolen.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Wait! It gets worse.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31We didn't say anything.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Good. Because it gets worse.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36You'll be working with Agent Obfusco to help solve this case.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39How are you guys not cold underneath your noses?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Brrr...

0:02:41 > 0:02:42What are you waiting for?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Go!

0:02:45 > 0:02:47All these agents were in headquarters at the time,

0:02:47 > 0:02:49so it could have been any one of them.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Or even this pastrami sandwich.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Otto.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Hey, it was in the break room.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57I just want to make sure we cover all the angles.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00What we really need to do right now is narrow down this list of

0:03:00 > 0:03:02- suspects by questioning them all. - Great idea.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- I'll just go ask them what they had for breakfast.- Yes!

0:03:05 > 0:03:06No! No, no, no.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09The question we have to ask has to be about reasons people might

0:03:09 > 0:03:13steal it. Like...who got into the most arguments with Obfusco?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15How will that help us?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Maybe somebody was so confused by the way Obfusco talks,

0:03:18 > 0:03:21they got into an argument and stole his moustache out of frustration.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Ah, I gotcha, I gotcha.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Obfusco, can you tell us which agents you've argued with the

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- most this week?- Yes.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Right after I finish moaning.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33HE MOANS MOURNFULLY

0:03:39 > 0:03:41OK, here we go.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Let's see...I argued with Miss O the most.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Oh, oh, let's just stick with agents.- Sure.

0:03:49 > 0:03:54You may want to get a marker and a chair, and maybe some water.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56This will take a while.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02On the vertical column, we have all the agents,

0:04:02 > 0:04:06not counting Miss O, who were here when Obfusco's moustache was stolen.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08And this horizontal row will have all our different questions.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10But we'll start with the number of arguments

0:04:10 > 0:04:12each agent had with Obfusco.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Those lines look like...little moustaches.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Uh, they're tally marks.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Each one stands for one argument.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21We use those to keep track of all of them without having to start

0:04:21 > 0:04:23from zero every time.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Take Doctor O as an example.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27She had one, two, three, four arguments with you this week.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Same with Oren and Ori.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31And Olaf.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33They're all equal.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Which means none of them are more likely or less likely to be

0:04:36 > 0:04:37the one that stole your moustache.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39But, if you look here, all the way at the bottom,

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Agent Orchid has way more than four tally marks, so she's likely

0:04:42 > 0:04:45the most frustrated with Obfusco and stole his moustache.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49I'll go track down Orchid. Orchid and I have history.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Wait, what am I supposed to do here?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Keep Obfusco away from that marker.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56OK. No, no, no!

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Give me that marker!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Do you have another one of these?

0:05:00 > 0:05:01No.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Hey! OK, give me the marker! - No!- Give me the marker!- No, please!

0:05:06 > 0:05:10- I need it!- No, you don't need the marker!- Yeah!- Give me the...

0:05:10 > 0:05:13- La-la-la, la-la-la-la.- Orchid, stop right there!- Yeah, no thanks.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- I know you're the one that stole Obfusco's moustache.- Excuse me?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18You had the most arguments with him this week.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21So, that makes you our number one suspect.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24No, because you don't even know what we were arguing about.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- I insist, you go first. - No, YOU go first!

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- You're the best agent! - No, YOU'RE the best agent!

0:05:31 > 0:05:35- You're the best at arguing! - No, YOU'RE the best at arguing!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38We show how much we like one another by arguing.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40I'd never take his moustache.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42OK, I'm sorry for saying you did.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46And to show me how bad YOU feel, you'll do all this work for me.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Woo-ha-ha! Woo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53La-la-la-la-la-la...

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Hmm. So, if Orchid didn't take Obfusco's moustache,

0:05:58 > 0:06:00we can cross her off our list of suspects.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03But still, there's a ton of suspects left.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04This is going to take forever.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06You want to talk forever?

0:06:06 > 0:06:09I've been growing my moustache since I was two years old.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11And now it's gone.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Otto? We're going to need to bring these people in here.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17One...by...one.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21It's time to play a little, uh...good cop, bald cop.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Otto, no!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25It's good cop, BAD cop!

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Let him do it!

0:06:26 > 0:06:30I can use his hair...to make myself a new moustache.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32- OK, that's gross.- Yeah.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Where were you this morning?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Where were you when Obfusco's moustache was stolen?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Don't be putting the blame on me. I haven't done anything here.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41- What did you eat for lunch? - Are you really a doctor?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- I didn't do anything! - Did YOU eat the sandwich?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Uh, who are you again?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Think, Ori!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52How many cases did you solve last week?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54I can't remember!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Maybe this will jog your memory.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02A puppy!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04You're welcome, buddy.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Otto! We don't buy people puppies!

0:07:06 > 0:07:09See? This is why you're the bad cop.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11This is going to take forever.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Ugh...

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Wait. Where's Obfusco?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20DRAMATIC VOICEOVER: Obfusco-o-o-o..

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Here. I tried to buy a moustache on the black market.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24There were none left.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25OK.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29According to my notes, Oren solved the least amount of cases - five.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32It looks like he has four, but you crossed them out.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- So, it should be zero cases, right? - I didn't cross it out.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38This is how you count five when you're using tally marks.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41It helps you add things faster because you're counting by fives,

0:07:41 > 0:07:42like Dr O.

0:07:43 > 0:07:48Five, ten, 15, plus one more equals 16.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Yes, but how does this help me get my lucky moustache back?

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Well, Oren solved the least amount of cases last week - five.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Maybe he thought he would solve more with your lucky moustache.

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Ah, just so we're clear,

0:07:59 > 0:08:01it's not lucky.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Then why did I just drop this mug? - SMASH

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Bad luck.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08I'll go talk to Oren.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12The reason I didn't solve many cases last week is because Miss O asked

0:08:12 > 0:08:15me to help her with a case she's been trying to solve for weeks.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Great.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Another dead end.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19You know, it's funny, but, from here,

0:08:19 > 0:08:21that didn't sound like an apology.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26I'm sorry for saying you stole Obfusco's moustache(!)

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Great.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Now, say it into this tape recorder.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33I'm sorry for saying you stole Obfusco's moustache(!)

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Fantastic.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37And to show me how bad you feel,

0:08:37 > 0:08:40you're going to do Orchid's laundry for me.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Why are you doing Orchid's laundry?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Well, it all started with...- Oren!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47I've said too much.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52La-la-la-la-la-la-la...

0:08:55 > 0:08:56This is horrible!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59I know! I can't tell which cup is mine.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02And the case. The case is horrible.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Yeah, that too, I mean we haven't gotten anything yet.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07What about the special key?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10What special key?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13You know, the one that can turn off the lights in headquarters.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Whoever has it...

0:09:15 > 0:09:17OLIVE AND OTTO: Stole your moustache!

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Yeah, that.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Did you have the special key? - I'm a doctor, not Miss O.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24For sure, Miss O has it.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Miss O has it!

0:09:26 > 0:09:30I want to say potato but...Miss O.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34(Potato.)

0:09:35 > 0:09:37It was Miss O.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Are you sure? It can't be Miss O.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Miss O wouldn't do anything like this.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Remember when you asked me about my confusing conversations?

0:09:43 > 0:09:47Let's see...I argued with Miss O the most.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50And when we were trying to figure out who was having

0:09:50 > 0:09:52a hard time solving cases?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55The reason I didn't solve many cases is because Miss O asked me

0:09:55 > 0:09:59to help her solve a case she's been trying to solve for weeks.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03And who has the special key that can turn off the lights?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05OLIVE AND OTTO: Miss O.

0:10:05 > 0:10:10- SLOW CLAP - You're right. It was me all along.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13But, why would you...? Can you stop clapping?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16I wanted you to see you don't need your moustache to solve cases.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18You're a good agent on your own.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19She's right.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22You came up with all the right questions to ask the agents.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26And you realised the key to the case was...well, the special key.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Sweet cricket sticks! You're right!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Like a street lamp at midnight.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33I am the best agent at Odd Squad.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Oh, no, he's confusing again.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Thanks for your help, agents.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40And if you want your moustache, I'll give it back.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41DRAMATIC VOICEOVER: Obfusco-o-o-o.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Thank you kindly, but I won't be needing it any more.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Now, let's go do the cha-cha.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50CHA-CHA MUSIC PLAYS

0:10:58 > 0:10:59Yee-ha!