Episode 5

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04This is the world of records.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Biggest shoe, weirdest face

0:00:07 > 0:00:08# Fastest loo, tightest space

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Longest snake, smallest van

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Highest cake, tallest man

0:00:12 > 0:00:13- # Longest ears on a dog - Aw!

0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # Most poisonous frog - Argh!

0:00:16 > 0:00:19- # And a woman with a beard - What?

0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Officially, officially, officially

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Amazing! #

0:00:26 > 0:00:27'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

0:00:27 > 0:00:31Superintendent Shires here on Officially Amazing Division.

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Now, you may or may not know,

0:00:32 > 0:00:35I like nothing better than arresting some mega records

0:00:35 > 0:00:38and putting them bang to rights. WHIP!

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Ooh, and by the sounds of it, here come a couple of

0:00:41 > 0:00:43vehicular based ones to help me with my enquiries.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45MUSIC: Get Free by the Vines

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Oi, stop!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53I think I need to have a word with those three.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Hit the siren.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Whilst I go off in hot pursuit, why don't you check out

0:00:57 > 0:00:59what's coming up in the rest of today's show?

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Let's step on it.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Typical!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07'Yes, it'd be criminal if you missed out on the

0:01:07 > 0:01:10'Guinness World Records title attempts we've got for you today.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11'Check out this line-up.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16'The miraculous motoring Moffatts are back, with not one,

0:01:16 > 0:01:19'but two ridiculous record attempts.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21'And a big surprise.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25'Al's got another mystery to solve.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28'What is this woman's back bending record breaking talent?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33'And our Officially Competitive Masters

0:01:33 > 0:01:34'cover themselves with glory.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36'And little bits of sticky paper.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40'It might look silly, but it's deadly serious stuff.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43'But for now fasten your seat belts for something...'

0:01:57 > 0:02:01'Hello, HQ, I'm in high speed pursuit of three speeding Minis, over!'

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- 'Roger, over.' - 'No, not Roger!'

0:02:03 > 0:02:06It's Ben. Ben Shires.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07'Roger, Shires.'

0:02:07 > 0:02:10'Roger Shires? That's my grandad.'

0:02:10 > 0:02:12'Why are you chasing your grandad?'

0:02:12 > 0:02:14All right, everyone just pull over!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17This is too silly, even for us!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20MUSIC: Theme from The Bill

0:02:25 > 0:02:27'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

0:02:27 > 0:02:28- 'Ello!- 'Ello!

0:02:28 > 0:02:32Well, well, well, look who it is, the Moffatt Brothers.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Alistair, John, and...

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Hang on, who's in the third car?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38- It's Trevor.- He's our brother.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39What?!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41A third Moffatt brother?!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48'Yes, three Moffatts means three times the adrenaline pumping

0:02:48 > 0:02:50'pure car-azy excitement.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55'In Series One, we met Alistair and John,

0:02:55 > 0:02:59'who both broke the World Record for the tightest parallel park.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00'In Series Two,

0:03:00 > 0:03:04'they joined forces to break the tightest double parallel park.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05'Bosh!

0:03:05 > 0:03:09'And now, with hitherto mythical third brother Trevor,

0:03:09 > 0:03:12'the Moffatts are back to break the ultimate parking record!

0:03:14 > 0:03:18'Later, in World Exclusive Scenes, our Moffatt triumvirate will

0:03:18 > 0:03:22'take on the record for tightest triple parallel park.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25'But first, Alistair's going to attempt a different record,

0:03:25 > 0:03:27'which he claims is even harder.'

0:03:29 > 0:03:31MUSIC: Theme from Vision On

0:03:33 > 0:03:35'Oh, that doesn't look too difficult.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37'Even I could do...

0:03:37 > 0:03:39'Hang on, what's this? What's he doing?

0:03:41 > 0:03:44'Holy hubcaps! It's a car driving on its side.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45'On two wheels!

0:03:45 > 0:03:47'It's unnatural.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51'Alistair is going to attempt the record for the snazzily titled...'

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Well, it all sounds rather dangerous, Alistair,

0:03:56 > 0:03:59but you're probably the only person we could get to agree to do it.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Well, you're coming with me. - What? No.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05No, I'm a... I'm a TV presenter, I couldn't do anything like this,

0:04:05 > 0:04:06it, it's far too dangerous,

0:04:06 > 0:04:09and, and, yeah, absolutely no way.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Shall we have a word with the boss?

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Er...

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Right.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Looks like this is happening. - Come on!

0:04:16 > 0:04:17'Help!'

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Can't believe I'm going to do this!

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Oh! Here's the ramp. Up we go!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Ugh! Oh! Oh!

0:04:24 > 0:04:27HE LAUGHS WILDLY

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Agh! Agh! Agh!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32We're driving on the side! Agh...

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Oh, Ben!

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Listen to all that screaming!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41'I was just pretending, Al.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44'Why don't you check out the rules? I'm off to change me pants!'

0:04:44 > 0:04:48The car must be driven on two wheels all the way through the gate.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50If it touches the posts, it's a fail.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53The gap is calculated by deducting the height of the car

0:04:53 > 0:04:56from the size of the space it's driving through.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59The current World Record is 48cm,

0:04:59 > 0:05:02so Alistair will attempt to obliterate that record.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Yeah!

0:05:03 > 0:05:07By 2cm. So 46cm the target.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Will he do it?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Well, best of luck, Alistair.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12He can't hear me, but I'm going to give him the sign.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Here he comes.

0:05:16 > 0:05:21So, Alistair's off, up the ramp and on two wheels!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Now, this might LOOK absurdly difficult...

0:05:24 > 0:05:25and that's because it is!

0:05:25 > 0:05:28I mean, I struggle to ride a bike on two wheels.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Will he make it?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Oh, so close!

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Now, I'm not the adjudicator here,

0:05:33 > 0:05:36but it looked like there was a little nick on the post.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41How difficult is that?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Chin up, Alistair, let's try again.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Ooh!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48And again!

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Aah!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51And again!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Oh!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Something's going wrong. What's the problem, Alistair?

0:05:55 > 0:06:00Just to make a very, very, very hard World Record even harder...

0:06:00 > 0:06:02we've got a heavy crosswind.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Wind causing problems on Officially Amazing,

0:06:05 > 0:06:06that's not entirely unfamiliar.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09HE TRUMPS 'Pardon me!'

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Can Alistair overcome his wind issue and break a record?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14We'll find out later.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17But first, it's conundrum time for Al in...

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Officially Mysterious.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Huh! Wah!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24What!

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Argh!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oh!

0:06:27 > 0:06:31I'm super sleuth Al Jackson, and my mission is to travel America

0:06:31 > 0:06:35and try and guess the mystery records held by the people I meet.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38So far, I've been officially rubbish!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41'I failed to guess eye-popping Kim.'

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Oh, my God!

0:06:43 > 0:06:44'And tongue-tastic Chanel.'

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Oh, my God!

0:06:46 > 0:06:48'And even fancy-footed Rob.'

0:06:48 > 0:06:49- Can you jump really high?- No.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52'But I did get a tasty sandwich.'

0:06:52 > 0:06:55This series, I'm determined to get one right.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Al, I have every confidence, that you'll get this one wrong as well.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Meet Inke.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03She holds the World Record for something incredibly difficult

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- and dangerous. - Well, hello.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Can you guess what it is? OK, Al, five questions.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09- Um...- Go!

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Does this record involve you needing to be able to contort your body?

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Yes.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Does this record, that you hold, mostly involve your legs?

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Yes.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Does it only involve your legs? - No.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Can you bend over backwards?

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Yes.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Is that part of the record that we're going for today?- Yes.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30- I know what it is now! - 'Huh! Could it be?

0:07:30 > 0:07:34'Is Al Jackson finally going to get something right?'

0:07:34 > 0:07:39You are going to bend over backwards and put your head between your legs?

0:07:40 > 0:07:41- No!- No?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44'How could that even be a record?'

0:07:44 > 0:07:46- That's not it? - No.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50I hold the Guinness World Record for archery with my feet.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53That's the... I-I didn't even know that was a thing?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56'Yes, Inke holds the Inke-redible World Record'

0:07:56 > 0:07:59for the furthest arrow fired into a target...with her feet!

0:08:00 > 0:08:04'And today, she's going to try and break it. Check this out!'

0:08:04 > 0:08:07'She grips a bow and arrow with her toes!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10'And does a handstand on stilts.

0:08:10 > 0:08:16'Draws the bow with her feet, bends her back and eyes up the target.'

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Inke's a trained contortionist,

0:08:18 > 0:08:21so she can bend her body into preposterous positions.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Yikes! Let's take a look at the rules.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Inke must be in a handstand position

0:08:26 > 0:08:29and the target is only 12cm in diameter.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31That's just this little red bit.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Her current record distance is

0:08:33 > 0:08:39just over six metres and today, she's attempting a huge 9.14 metres.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42This is such a physically-demanding record.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45'Ooh, too low.'

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Can she get any closer? It's gruelling just to watch her.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Getting nearer, but still wide of the mark.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Inke's decided to bring the target closer.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00At 7.6 metres,

0:09:00 > 0:09:04it's still over a metre further than her current World Record.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08'Every time she pulls the arrow back, it zaps her energy.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09'This is so hard.'

0:09:11 > 0:09:14That's more like it, but she needs to hit this part of the target.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19It's a hit!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Has she done it?

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Ooh, just missed that inner zone. So close!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Inke's been shooting for 40 minutes.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29She's exhausted,

0:09:29 > 0:09:32but she's giving herself one last try to get the record.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43No!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45I thought she had it.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Trying to beat her record was too much this time...

0:09:48 > 0:09:50even for the incredible Inke.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Now, back to Ben.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Officially Driven.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56HORN BEEPS

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Part Two!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Whoo, oh.- Oh! Huh!

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Welcome back to Warwickshire, where middle Moffatt brother,

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Alistair, is trying, and failing, to break the World Record

0:10:06 > 0:10:10for the bonkers tightest gap driven through on two wheels.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12But there's a vicious crosswind, which is

0:10:12 > 0:10:16making an almost impossible task, well, impossible!

0:10:16 > 0:10:20After nine attempts, it's time for the Moffatts' secret weapon.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Give him some sweets.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23BEN LAUGHS

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Sweets?

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Can they help him break a record, or just rot his teeth?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Let's find out.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32All right, Alistair's rolling up again. Really hope he gets this one.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Come on!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Ooh!- Yes!

0:10:41 > 0:10:45Ooh, Alistair's happy. He's still eating his sweets.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Alistair thinks he's done it,

0:10:47 > 0:10:51but official adjudicator Liz checks a replay.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55She's worried the car was on four wheels as it crossed the line.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58If it was, it's a fail. What's the verdict?

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Unfortunately, you just went down onto four wheels

0:11:01 > 0:11:05just before you passed through the gap, so, unfortunately,

0:11:05 > 0:11:06- that's not valid.- Oh, no!

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Oh! Are you ready to go again? Come on! That's it!

0:11:09 > 0:11:11John, give him some more sweets.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15It's gut-wrenching for Alistair, but he has to go again.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19We don't know if he's changed sweets, or if they'll even help him.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Ooh, a bit of a wobble. He's wrestling control back.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Come on!

0:11:25 > 0:11:28'Closing in on the posts. Just look at that gurn of concentration.'

0:11:35 > 0:11:36Aah!

0:11:36 > 0:11:37'Ooh, that looks close.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40'But was he still on two wheels when he crossed the line?'

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Right, fellas, it's moment-of-truth time.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Liz, you've checked the footage. - I have.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Hopefully, you've got a result for us.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49This was very, very close. I can tell you...

0:11:52 > 0:11:54You have achieved the new Guinness World Record!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56ALL: Yeah!

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Alistair is a true record-breaking champion.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01All thanks to some sweeties, and probably a lot of skill

0:12:01 > 0:12:03and determination too!

0:12:03 > 0:12:07So, that's one record smashed. But Alistair didn't come alone.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11It's time for some Moffatt Brothers action, and this year they come with

0:12:11 > 0:12:15extra Moffatt - in the mighty form of Trevor!

0:12:15 > 0:12:18They're hoping to set the record for...

0:12:19 > 0:12:21..a world first!

0:12:21 > 0:12:25This means three cars spinning into a space between two parked cars.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26Simple?

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Not when the gap is only 60cm longer than

0:12:29 > 0:12:31the cars you're driving.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Is this possibly the most difficult record that you've attempted?

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- It would be, yeah. - It certainly is up there, yes.- Yeah.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Can't wait to see this triple Moffatt Brother threat.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42You guys go and get yourselves ready for this.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43We'll check out the rules.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Each car must stop with their wheels between the yellow

0:12:46 > 0:12:51and white lines, and the cars can't touch each other or the parked cars.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Moffatt Brothers, are you ready?

0:12:55 > 0:12:57'Come on, boys! Here we go.'

0:12:57 > 0:12:59First attempt.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01And they're off!

0:13:01 > 0:13:04If they're to have a chance, it's vital that Trevor

0:13:04 > 0:13:06and John line their cars up properly.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07Here they come!

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Looking good.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Now it's all down to Alistair to slide into the space they've left.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Come on, Alistair!

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Ooh!

0:13:18 > 0:13:21John and Trevor brought their cars in perfectly,

0:13:21 > 0:13:24but Alistair inched just over the white line, and it's a fail.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29Oh, first attempt isn't quite the one. Alistair, that was you, mate.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30BEN LAUGHS

0:13:30 > 0:13:31'Look how supportive I am!'

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Right, are you guys ready to go again?- Always ready.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Nice one. Let's do it, Moffatts!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Can they do it on the second attempt?

0:13:45 > 0:13:49Moffatt One, Moffatt Two, Moffatt Three.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53TYRES SCREECH

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Have they done it?

0:13:55 > 0:13:56No!

0:13:56 > 0:13:59It looks like we've got multiple fails this time, Liz.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03Yeah, unfortunately all three of them haven't... have failed that time.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Ooh!

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Will it be third time lucky for our three Moffatteers?

0:14:07 > 0:14:08One, two...

0:14:08 > 0:14:09In they come.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17Once again, Trevor in the red car, and John in the white, are spot on.

0:14:17 > 0:14:22It's almost balletic precision car-eography.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24And here comes Alistair in blue.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Can he do it?

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Ooh, this looks like it could be good.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33It's mind-bogglingly close.

0:14:34 > 0:14:39Adjudicator Liz inspects the tyres. Every millimetre counts.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41But what's this? Alistair's adjusted his wheel.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42BEN LAUGHS

0:14:42 > 0:14:43'Is that allowed?'

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Was that a quick little wheel turn there?

0:14:46 > 0:14:47Oh, now, this is close.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49This is - hold your breath, boys.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50Let's have one more look.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Was the blue Mini's front wheel over the white line

0:14:53 > 0:14:55before Alistair adjusted it?

0:14:55 > 0:14:58- I did see the wheel turn there. - Right, OK.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01But I did manage to calculate the result before, to see

0:15:01 > 0:15:02- whether it was valid. - OK.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09I can tell you that the number of cars that are OK are...

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Three! Which means it's a brand-new World Records' title!

0:15:18 > 0:15:21We've done it! Moffatts, get out of these cars!

0:15:21 > 0:15:24'And three is the magic number!'

0:15:24 > 0:15:26'Our superstar brothers have done it again,

0:15:26 > 0:15:29'sliding their way into history.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32'This time with big brother - Trevor the Titan.'

0:15:32 > 0:15:34CHEERING

0:15:34 > 0:15:36They came, they saw, they parked!

0:15:36 > 0:15:39The Moffatts were officially triply amazing!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41CHEERING

0:15:43 > 0:15:44I can't wait for next year.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48Maybe they'll bring along their sister, Little Miss Moffatt!

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Now, let's all sing along. Loudly!

0:15:50 > 0:15:52THEY SING

0:17:43 > 0:17:44Phew!

0:17:44 > 0:17:48Why don't we give our voices a rest and join Haruka for something...

0:17:48 > 0:17:49Officially...

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- What?- Uh-oh!

0:17:51 > 0:17:52Hah!

0:17:52 > 0:17:53Ouch!

0:17:53 > 0:17:57We are in Germany to witness a bedazzling World Record attempt,

0:17:57 > 0:17:59but what could it be?

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Most waistcoats worn by two?

0:18:01 > 0:18:05Cosy! Most costume-change illusions in two minutes by an individual?

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Wordy!

0:18:07 > 0:18:11Most pants worn on the head? Unlikely.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13The answer is...

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Most costume-change illusions in two minutes by an individual.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19The individual being Victoria Petrosyan

0:18:19 > 0:18:22and the glamorous assistant being her husband, Sos.

0:18:22 > 0:18:2515 costume changes will secure the record.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Ready, steady, change!

0:18:30 > 0:18:31That was fast.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Oh, she's doing it herself this time.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37If you could get ready for school this quick,

0:18:37 > 0:18:39your mum would be seriously impressed.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42And a little confused, if you were wearing that.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45And yes, we are speeding this up a bit.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47She's not Wonder Woman.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50There's no time for twirls, Victoria,

0:18:50 > 0:18:52it's not Strictly Come Costume Changing.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Is that tablecloth the costume?

0:18:55 > 0:18:56Ah, that's better!

0:18:59 > 0:19:03That's seven different costumes. She must be magic!

0:19:03 > 0:19:07How does she do it? Oh, she's a witch! Makes sense.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10- CACKLING WITCH - My costume is melting!

0:19:10 > 0:19:12That's eight.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Nine.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15Ten.

0:19:15 > 0:19:1811. They're all lovely dresses!

0:19:19 > 0:19:23Oh, she seems to have moved on to an underwear finale.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26And there is always time for a glitter explosion.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Any more?

0:19:28 > 0:19:29HOOTER

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Yes! Time's up. That's 15 changes. They've done it!

0:19:32 > 0:19:36Oh, don't cry, Vicky, you've just claimed a new World Record.

0:19:36 > 0:19:40And if you thought that record was full of razzle-dazzle,

0:19:40 > 0:19:42wait till you see...

0:19:42 > 0:19:43Officially...

0:19:43 > 0:19:45competitive.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Yeah!

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Oh! Uh-oh!

0:19:50 > 0:19:53This series, we've brought the world's top three

0:19:53 > 0:19:57record-breaking legends together, stored them in a top-secret bunker

0:19:57 > 0:20:00and set them against each other in a series of

0:20:00 > 0:20:03world-record-breaking attempts you can try at home.

0:20:04 > 0:20:09Competing for the UK, it's the stupendous Sizzling Steve.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13For Team USA, it's the irrepressible US Ray.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16And representing Japan is everybody's favourite

0:20:16 > 0:20:19underwear model - Mr Cherry.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21This is...

0:20:24 > 0:20:28Four days into the competition, Cherry and Ray have one win each,

0:20:28 > 0:20:32but the mighty Sizzler is in the lead with two.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34However, both Ray and Cherry have scored

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Guinness World Records' titles.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Will we get another one today?

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Today's record is stickies, and if you don't know what that is,

0:20:40 > 0:20:42it's the...

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- How cool is that?- Awesome!

0:20:45 > 0:20:47All right, let's get to it.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52As usual, earlier on, Al, Haruka and I took part in a brutal battle,

0:20:52 > 0:20:56to decide the order in which our record breakers would compete.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58All right, let's do it for Uncle Sam.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01We played the classic game Pin the Nose on the Team-mate's Face,

0:21:01 > 0:21:03and I won, by actually putting

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Steve's nose on his face.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Then you did a really bad dance to celebrate.

0:21:08 > 0:21:09Whatever, Al!

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Steve then got to choose whether to go first,

0:21:12 > 0:21:15second or third in the sticky notes sticking.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17- Last.- We're going to go last. Get in!

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Going last means Steve has the advantage of knowing what

0:21:20 > 0:21:22he's got to beat.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24MUSIC DWINDLES

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Oops, fan's broken. Sorry about that, Steve.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Let's delve into your complicated mind.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33So, Steve, most sticky notes on the body in 30 seconds.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Last series, you did sticky notes on the face.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40- Obviously, you can probably put more on the body, right?- Yes.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Right, and do you have to write a note on each one beforehand?

0:21:43 > 0:21:45- No?- "Remember to break record." Done...?

0:21:45 > 0:21:46No.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47No.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52For US Ray, it's all about strategy.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56The most sticky notes on the body. What's the best strategy?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Start from the bottom and get here.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01- It's a good way to look at life. - That's right.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02And sticky note records.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Stick it!

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Heard it here first.

0:22:06 > 0:22:10Well, Al, Mr Cherry told me he's got this one in the bag.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14TRANSLATED: I have an advantage because my body's enormous.

0:22:14 > 0:22:15There you are, you see!

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Have you ever found a sticky note hidden somewhere,

0:22:18 > 0:22:20like, two days later?

0:22:20 > 0:22:24Oh, aye, I've put loads on before, and then fallen asleep, like so,

0:22:24 > 0:22:27woke up and there's one on me back.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29"On me back," I says. Ha-ha!

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Well, notes on the back would still count today, Cherry.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Let's get the rules.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Standard square sticky notes must be used.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39They must be stuck on one at a time.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42The notes cannot be stuck to each other, but can overlap.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45And to get a new World Record, our competitors need to cover

0:22:45 > 0:22:49themselves in 32 sticky notes in 30 seconds.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52If you want to try this record at home, you'll need...

0:22:56 > 0:22:58First up is US Ray.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Three, two, one, go!

0:23:01 > 0:23:04'Ray potentially already at a disadvantage,

0:23:04 > 0:23:06'as he does have the smallest body.'

0:23:06 > 0:23:09He's sticking notes all over. There's no system there.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14'Ooh, he's dropped the sticky notes. Disaster!'

0:23:14 > 0:23:17We got time. We're fine! We're fine. We're fine.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Don't talk to them.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20LAUGHTER

0:23:20 > 0:23:22We got this!

0:23:24 > 0:23:26- All right.- Stop!

0:23:26 > 0:23:27All right. All right!

0:23:27 > 0:23:29'Ray has to hold for ten seconds.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32'Any notes that fall off won't count.'

0:23:32 > 0:23:34'Steve is willing them to fall.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36'There's no place for sentiment in record breaking!'

0:23:40 > 0:23:42We'll find out how Ray did at the end.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Now, it's Cherry Time!

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Are you ready? Are you ready?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49- Oh, no, no, no, no, no! - Oh! Oh. Wait for it!

0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Now.- OK.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55HE GRUNTS

0:23:55 > 0:23:58'Incredible scenes, even by Cherry's standards.'

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Hah!

0:24:00 > 0:24:03COMICAL SOUND EFFECTS

0:24:03 > 0:24:05- Japan is the style. - Are you ready now?

0:24:06 > 0:24:08'I'm just glad the pants stayed on.'

0:24:08 > 0:24:10No.

0:24:10 > 0:24:11COMICAL SOUND EFFECTS

0:24:11 > 0:24:14'A quick wash and he's ready to go.'

0:24:14 > 0:24:17- How it's done, yeah?- OK.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Are you ready?- OK.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Three, two, one, go!

0:24:24 > 0:24:29'And Mr Cherry is off to an amazing start - ordered and precise.'

0:24:29 > 0:24:32You get no points for neatness in this game, Haruka.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36But he is looking worryingly good! Relentless sticking from Cherry.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42Look at the accuracy of every stick.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Oh, no, a lost note!

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Will that rob him of a record?

0:24:50 > 0:24:52- Stop!- Ten seconds to wait,

0:24:52 > 0:24:56but his laidback technique means these notes aren't going anywhere.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58His sneakers are filthy, though!

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Look at the power going into every stick.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08And to think, Steve chose to follow the Great Cherry!

0:25:08 > 0:25:10This is sticky note.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Oh, this is stinky note!

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Thank you!

0:25:17 > 0:25:19CHEERING

0:25:19 > 0:25:22So, Cherry went topless to great effect there.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23I don't know about you,

0:25:23 > 0:25:26but I'm hoping Steve takes a very different approach.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Thankfully, he's gone for the sitting down,

0:25:28 > 0:25:30wearing a baggy T-shirt tactic.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32It's his mantra for life.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Note to self - stick notes to yourself, OK?

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Three, two, one, stick it!

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Go on, Steve!

0:25:42 > 0:25:45A scatter-gun approach by the Sizzler.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48As the old saying goes, Al, if you throw enough sticky notes,

0:25:48 > 0:25:50some of them will stick.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Well, they're not sticking to Steve.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56Steve, like, your clothing's nonstick. What's going...

0:25:56 > 0:25:58what's going on? Come on, Sizzle!

0:26:00 > 0:26:04Is it, like, waterproof clothing or something? Come on, Steve!

0:26:05 > 0:26:06- Stop!- Agh!

0:26:07 > 0:26:10- He set the record for most on the floor.- Shush, you!

0:26:10 > 0:26:12- All right.- You'll blow 'em off.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16Stop. OK.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Haphazard, yes.

0:26:18 > 0:26:19But as one note falls,

0:26:19 > 0:26:22he's already replaced it before it hits the ground.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24A mark of the man!

0:26:24 > 0:26:28Remember, he needs more than 32 for the record.

0:26:28 > 0:26:29Official Adjudicator Anna,

0:26:29 > 0:26:31tell me somebody broke a World Record today?

0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Unfortunately, no.- Ugh.- ALL: Oh!

0:26:34 > 0:26:35This is Officially Competitive.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39Even though we didn't break a record, let's find out who won.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42OK, so, in third place - we had US Ray with 20.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44- Oh. OK, 20's a good number. - ALL: Well done.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47That's a good number, I'll take it, good job. All right.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49And in second place we have Steve with 27.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51- All right! - Oh, Steve!

0:26:51 > 0:26:53And Mr Cherry, 29!

0:26:53 > 0:26:54CHEERING

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Oh, sticky snow! Whoa!

0:27:00 > 0:27:02'A proud victory for Japan!'

0:27:02 > 0:27:04LAUGHTER

0:27:04 > 0:27:05Oh!

0:27:05 > 0:27:08'And only three away from the World Record. So close!'

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Stick!

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Let's see how that affects the scores.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16Team UK and Japan now level pegging on two points each.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19Team USA still with just one point.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21There's a long way to go and anything could happen.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25Make sure you join us next time for further fantabulous records,

0:27:25 > 0:27:27like these....

0:27:27 > 0:27:29# Well, the rubber burned when the Moffatts returned

0:27:29 > 0:27:32# With yet another brother called Trevor

0:27:32 > 0:27:34# And on two wheels Alistair made Ben squeal

0:27:34 > 0:27:37# Then he drove through the tightest gap ever

0:27:37 > 0:27:40# Victoria's quick changing was magically officially amazing

0:27:40 > 0:27:42# Inke fired arrows with her feet

0:27:42 > 0:27:45# But her record she just couldn't beat

0:27:45 > 0:27:48# And Cherry won again in his own special way

0:27:49 > 0:27:54# It's all officially amazing! #