Episode 6

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03This is the world of records.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Biggest shoe, weirdest face Fastest loo, tightest space

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Longest snake Smallest van

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Heaviest cake Tallest Man

0:00:12 > 0:00:14- # Longest ears on a dog! # - Aw!

0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # Most poisonous frog... # - Argh!

0:00:16 > 0:00:19- # And a woman with a beard... # - What?

0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Officially, officially, officially...#

0:00:26 > 0:00:29This is Officially Amazing!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32The show that brings you some of the speediest...

0:00:32 > 0:00:34POLICE SIREN

0:00:34 > 0:00:35..spinniest...

0:00:35 > 0:00:37BOING

0:00:37 > 0:00:40..and the downright most bonkersiest...

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Is that even a word? ..records from around the world.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45And today is no exception,

0:00:45 > 0:00:48for we have some of the most fantastic

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Guinness World Records title attempts ever.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Including...

0:00:53 > 0:00:57In America, Norman the dog attempts a scooter riding record.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Nothing special about that, apart from it's a dog riding a scooter!

0:01:04 > 0:01:10Over in India, we find out why this man is so upset about this apple.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11BLUBBERING

0:01:12 > 0:01:14And here in the UK,

0:01:14 > 0:01:17our competitive friends try to create some of man's best friends

0:01:17 > 0:01:22in a balloon doggy making record attempt you can try at home.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26First, let's start things off in Old Blighty, with something...

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.- Oh!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Yeah, woo-hoo!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Uh-oh! Argh!

0:01:37 > 0:01:38SHE GIGGLES

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Welcome to Wollaton Hall in Nottingham for a brand-new

0:01:44 > 0:01:45world record attempt,

0:01:45 > 0:01:49involving this chap doing lots of those on his trial bike.

0:01:49 > 0:01:54'Meet Joe Oakley. Joe has been trial biking for 13 years.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56'It's a bit like mountain biking,

0:01:56 > 0:01:59'but with fewer mountains and far more stunts.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03'It requires huge amounts of skill, control and dexterity.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06'And there's one big quiffed hero brave enough to join him

0:02:06 > 0:02:09'in demonstrating the extremity of the sport.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11'Yes, that's right, it's...'

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Stunt Shires!

0:02:13 > 0:02:17'Yes, me and Stunt Shires have become firm friends of late.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18'We've got so much in common

0:02:18 > 0:02:21'and it certainly beats having to carry a mirror everywhere I go.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24'And today, to show off Joe's skills,

0:02:24 > 0:02:27'old Stunty has offered to lay his stuffing on the line...'

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Right, in you come, Joe. '..so I don't have to.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33'Check this out!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35'Joe is wheely something!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38'And I am wheely scared for Stunt Shires.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41'Mind his beautiful face!'

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Come on, Joe!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Huh! He's...

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Look what you've done. The pressure's knocked his head off!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Don't worry, buddy.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52SMOOCHING

0:02:52 > 0:02:54SQUEAKING

0:02:54 > 0:02:57'Poor Stunty. It just shows how dangerous these bikes can be though,

0:02:57 > 0:03:00'particularly when they don't even have a saddle.'

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- This doesn't look like a normal bike.- It's slightly different to...

0:03:03 > 0:03:06- It's missing a big bit.- It's definitely missing a seat.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09It gets in the way when you're pulling the bike up towards you and

0:03:09 > 0:03:11- doing big tricks. You don't do a lot of sitting on it.- You're

0:03:11 > 0:03:14constantly working your legs and every part of you.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- It's really, really full-on. - 'Today, Joe will be attempting the

0:03:17 > 0:03:19'record for...

0:03:22 > 0:03:25'Traverse is just a posh word meaning travel across them.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29'This is a very tricky record, where Joe has to be super accurate,

0:03:29 > 0:03:31'balancing on each barrel

0:03:31 > 0:03:34'while hopping around the course as fast as possible.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37'Seeing as Stunt Shires is at Quiff Fit for a repair, I thought

0:03:37 > 0:03:40'I'd give the barrels a little test with Joe's assistance.

0:03:40 > 0:03:45'Remember, he is a highly trained expert, so don't try this at home.'

0:03:45 > 0:03:48- A few of these felt a bit wobbly. - They do move about slightly,

0:03:48 > 0:03:50which makes it a little bit more interesting.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- An added layer of jeopardy. - Yeah, that's it.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55'Ooh, I do love jeopardy.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59'Right, let's get those rules, shall we?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01'The barrels must be 50 centimetres apart,

0:04:01 > 0:04:06'with three lower barrels forming a triangle on each end of the line.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09'Joe must travel from one side to the other and back,

0:04:09 > 0:04:13'meaning 16 barrels should be traversed in the end.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16'If Joe falls off or touches the barrels with his feet,

0:04:16 > 0:04:18'then he's disqualified.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20'And the current record to beat...

0:04:22 > 0:04:25'..set by Max Schrom of Germany.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27'Can Joe do it?'

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Joe, in your own time. Bounce!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32He's off! Go on!

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Good speed.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36'That's brilliant bouncing.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39'Joe can hop as many times as he likes on each barrel.'

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Yes! 'Ooh, it's a tight turn.

0:04:42 > 0:04:47'That was close hopping onto barrel nine, his tyre barely made contact.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50'I hope Joe can bounce back from this!'

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Ooh!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56'14, 15, 16. And done!'

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Well done. Well done, Joe!

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Wow, that was a heart in your mouth moment there on that barrel.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04'He traversed all 16 barrels.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07'Here's that hairy moment once more.'

0:05:09 > 0:05:11How close were you to slipping off?

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Closer than I'd have liked to have been.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16obviously just losing a bit of time I'm not very happy with that one.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19'So, Joe's bum barrel bounce has left him hopping mad.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21'But has it cost him his record?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24'Official Adjudicator Anna has the results.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27'24.98 seconds to beat.'

0:05:27 > 0:05:29You did 12.3

0:05:29 > 0:05:30CHEERING

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Ten seconds quicker than the current record.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34'Incredible!

0:05:34 > 0:05:37'Joe has destroyed the previous record,

0:05:37 > 0:05:39'but he doesn't seem that happy about it.'

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Maybe you almost feel that you could better it.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42I think we could get under 12.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Well, I think we better put that to the test, then.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47'Wow! Not satisfied with obliterating

0:05:47 > 0:05:49'the previous world record,

0:05:49 > 0:05:52'Joe wants to go again, in a bid to better it.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54'Joe, we salute you.'

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Joe, away you go!

0:05:56 > 0:05:59'Time starts when he jumps on the first barrel.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01'It's another great start.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04'You have to be so strong and fit to do this.

0:06:04 > 0:06:09'Oh, this is the problem barrel that cost him valuable seconds last time.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10'Can he land it?

0:06:13 > 0:06:14'Yes, he can!'

0:06:16 > 0:06:18It's very fast. No mistakes this time.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Yes! Really quick.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24'In Joe's first attempt,

0:06:24 > 0:06:28'he set a new world record with a time of 12.3 seconds.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33'Has he done enough this time to break it again?'

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- You got 10.6.- 10.6 seconds!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38'He's done it!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41'Joe might have no saddle, but he's set a new world record.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44'Twice! What a hero!

0:06:44 > 0:06:48'And talking of heroes, we have two of your favourites next,

0:06:48 > 0:06:52'and they're out to crush their nemesis - whoopee cushions!'

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Wow!

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Oh! - BURP

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Many times on Officially Amazing we film records in quiet,

0:07:03 > 0:07:05serene, controlled surroundings.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07But not today!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10There are some records that people just have to be there to witness.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14They want to say, "I was present whilst history was being made."

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Today is one such day, isn't it?!

0:07:16 > 0:07:19THEY CHEER

0:07:19 > 0:07:22This group is here to see two really cool things.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25First of all, loads of these.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28And the two record breaking bottoms that are going to squish them.

0:07:28 > 0:07:33Welcome to the competitive world of whoopee cushioning!

0:07:33 > 0:07:37'Yes, today we're hoping to re-break the record for...'

0:07:40 > 0:07:44It's the record we all loved so much on the last series,

0:07:44 > 0:07:48so without further ado, let's bring on our challenger, US Ray!

0:07:50 > 0:07:54All the way from the United States, he's the onesie wearing wonder,

0:07:54 > 0:07:58springier than a goat on a mattress on an ejector seat.

0:08:00 > 0:08:05US Ray is poised to pump the air out of today's record attempt.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08And who's the one person that could compete with US Ray in such

0:08:08 > 0:08:10a challenge?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Well, of course, it's the current record holder, the man,

0:08:13 > 0:08:17the myth, the Mr, Cherrrrrry!

0:08:20 > 0:08:25Cherry San's the man, and last year his top trump rump royally

0:08:25 > 0:08:28worked this Guinness World Records' title.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32But today, he's here to squidge his score and bag a new one.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Mr Cherry, a world champion. Go!

0:08:39 > 0:08:42There's a capacity crowd gathered to witness this wondrous whoopee

0:08:42 > 0:08:45wecord attempt - um, er, record attempt!

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Plus, it means a bit of time away from the usual lessons.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Before the record begins, let's check out the rules.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55The competitor can only squish one cushion at a time.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59All cushions must make a noise when sat on, like this.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00PRRP!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03And any cushions which rip will not be counted.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Cherry's record to beat from last year is a fantastic 48.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Yeah, number one champion.

0:09:12 > 0:09:17Can either man achieve such fundamental faux flatulence?

0:09:17 > 0:09:19All right, Ray, this is it, how are you feeling?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- I'm feeling good.- All right.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25All right. Three, two, one, go!

0:09:25 > 0:09:28'The crowd is loving their American cousin.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31CROWD CHANT

0:09:31 > 0:09:34'More than 48 and it's a new world record.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37'Do it, Ray! He's gone with the shuffle technique,

0:09:37 > 0:09:39'That's bum bouncingly brilliant.'

0:09:39 > 0:09:41PRRP!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Ray, you're making great time. Keep going.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45'Oh, no, he's knocked a few chairs there.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47'Will that cost him valuable time?'

0:09:50 > 0:09:51- Stop!- All right.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53'That's the 30 seconds up.'

0:09:53 > 0:09:55HE CHEERS

0:09:55 > 0:09:58'Yeah, all right, Ray. Easy on the celebrations.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02'The world champion's about to take his turn.'

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Whoo!

0:10:04 > 0:10:07'A hush descends on this packed auditorium, as a legend

0:10:07 > 0:10:10'readies himself for battle...

0:10:10 > 0:10:12'by removing his spangly pants!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14'Are they witnessing some tactical genius?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17'Only time and history will tell.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19'48 his record to beat.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20'Can he do it?'

0:10:20 > 0:10:23..two, one. Go!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26'Off he goes! And such finesse!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29CROWD CHANT

0:10:29 > 0:10:32'The crowd are being whoopeed into a frenzy.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33'Cherry's a machine.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36'He's really letting rip on this one, showing why he's

0:10:36 > 0:10:40'the world record winning whirlwind, the real whoopee wonder.'

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Cherry! Cherry!

0:10:42 > 0:10:45'Is history about to be made with a Japanese bottom?'

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Cherry! Cherry!

0:10:46 > 0:10:49'Well, that was a cheeky effort from Cherry.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51'But US Ray's playing to the crowd.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54'He thinks he's won this one. Tough call.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56'Let's find out how they both did.'

0:10:56 > 0:10:59First of all, Anna, please tell me that we broke a world record.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Yes, we got a new Guinness World Record!

0:11:02 > 0:11:04'So, confirmation of a new world record.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07'But is it for US Ray or Mr Cherry?

0:11:07 > 0:11:10'Have we witnessed a new Cherry miracle?'

0:11:10 > 0:11:13With an incredible 52, and still the record holder,

0:11:13 > 0:11:15the winner is Mr Cherry!

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Yeah!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19'Sensational!

0:11:21 > 0:11:24'US Ray actually matched Cherry's old score of 48,

0:11:24 > 0:11:29'but Mr Cherry rose to the occasion with 52 whoopee cushions

0:11:29 > 0:11:33'sat on, proving those cheeky Cherry buns are officially amazing.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37'And the crowd go wild.'

0:11:37 > 0:11:39- CROWD CHANT - Yeah!

0:11:39 > 0:11:44'Right, from one record breaking beast to a whole heap of them now,

0:11:44 > 0:11:47'in this new, fantastic record based song.'

0:11:47 > 0:11:50# I'm going to tell you about the beasts that we've found

0:11:50 > 0:11:53# That have broken the records for the most officially amazing beasts

0:11:53 > 0:11:55# In all the world

0:11:55 > 0:11:58# Yeah, listen

0:11:58 > 0:12:00# These are the beasts

0:12:00 > 0:12:03# They have to be seen to be believed

0:12:03 > 0:12:05- # You won't believe! - Record breaking beasts

0:12:05 > 0:12:07# No, no!

0:12:07 > 0:12:10# Look what Mother Nature has achieved...

0:12:10 > 0:12:13# Well, imagine if you were in the water

0:12:13 > 0:12:16# And you saw a megalodon

0:12:16 > 0:12:18# It's the largest shark that ever lived

0:12:18 > 0:12:21# Yeah, it really had it going on

0:12:21 > 0:12:24# Around about 16 metres long

0:12:24 > 0:12:25# But what does that mean?

0:12:25 > 0:12:29# Oh, you don't see what the fuss is Well, just imagine a shark

0:12:29 > 0:12:34# That was as long as one and a half double decker buses, yeah!

0:12:34 > 0:12:37# Well, what about other big beasts

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- # Taking up all the space? # - Oh!

0:12:40 > 0:12:45# Well, how about a giant slithery, slimy prehistoric snake?

0:12:46 > 0:12:51# 12 to 15 metres long, yeah, this guy could easily eat 'ya #

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Argh!

0:12:52 > 0:12:55# Titanic boa was what they called it

0:12:55 > 0:12:58# Oh, what a beastly creature!

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- # These are the beasts - Hm, hm

0:13:00 > 0:13:03# They have to be seen to be believed

0:13:03 > 0:13:04# You've got to see 'em to believe them

0:13:04 > 0:13:06# Record breaking beasts

0:13:06 > 0:13:08# Look what Mother Nature has achieved

0:13:08 > 0:13:11# Let me tell you some more Well, let's be incisive

0:13:11 > 0:13:16# And discuss incisors as we talk about lots of teeth

0:13:16 > 0:13:18# The land mammal with the most is an armadillo

0:13:18 > 0:13:21# He's a 100 tooth having South American beast

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# But in Madagascar with the most

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Teeth of all is the common leaf tailed gecko with the power to gnaw

0:13:27 > 0:13:31# He got so many teeth, 317

0:13:31 > 0:13:34# How much toothpaste does it take to keep them all clean?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36# These are the beasts

0:13:36 > 0:13:39# They have to be seen to be believed

0:13:39 > 0:13:40# Yeah, you got to see them

0:13:40 > 0:13:42# Record breaking beasts

0:13:42 > 0:13:45# Look what Mother Nature has achieved

0:13:45 > 0:13:47# I'm talking about the beasts! #

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Right, let's continue this beastly theme with Al in America,

0:13:50 > 0:13:52with something...

0:13:54 > 0:13:55Hee!

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Argh!

0:13:57 > 0:13:59I'm here with a dog with an amazing bicycle trick

0:13:59 > 0:14:02that'll get your tail wagging in an amazing way.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Meet Norman.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Norman is a five-year-old French briard,

0:14:07 > 0:14:10who's certainly got his fair share of va va voom!

0:14:12 > 0:14:15He's a whizz on wheels, and today he's going to try

0:14:15 > 0:14:18and break a record riding a scooter!

0:14:21 > 0:14:24These skills have made him top dog in the USA.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Norman even has his own Twitter, Facebook and Instagram.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29So, who wants a pawtagraph?

0:14:29 > 0:14:32I had the honour of meeting up with Norman and his owner, Karen,

0:14:32 > 0:14:36for a chat before his super scooting record attempt.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38You said it was an accident that he learned how to ride the scooter.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Like, I don't... Please explain to me what that means.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43So, we had him playing on the kid's toys in the back yard

0:14:43 > 0:14:45and one of them was a scooter.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48So we had him jump up there, and he loved it, he didn't want to get off.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50- Right. He must kind of like doing this, huh?- Oh, he does.- Right.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54Once he sees a bike or scooter or any prop come out, he's excited.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57'Well, I'm excited about today's record attempt, which is...'

0:15:01 > 0:15:03It's a record that Norman already holds,

0:15:03 > 0:15:07and today he wants to smash it for Officially Amazing.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08- Are you ready?- I'm ready.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Norman, are you ready? - Er.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12I'll take that as a yes.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14I'm definitely ready, so let's get to it.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16'So, while Karen and Norman scoot off to get ready,

0:15:16 > 0:15:19'let's check out the rules.'

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Norman must complete the full 30 metre distance.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24He cannot be pushed or pulled,

0:15:24 > 0:15:28and any assistance will result in immediate disqualification.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32His current record stands at 20.77 seconds,

0:15:32 > 0:15:34so that's his target to beat.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38He only has one attempt at this, so he needs to nail it first time.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39WOOF

0:15:39 > 0:15:42'It's looking a little windy out there, which is not ideal.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44'Will Norman do it?'

0:15:44 > 0:15:49Norman, here we go. Three, two, one.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50KLAXON

0:15:53 > 0:15:57'With one crack at this, Norm needs to get moving.'

0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Go! Norman. Scoot. - 'Here we go!'

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Scoot, Norm, come on, hurry. - 'OK, Karen can't help him any more.'

0:16:03 > 0:16:04Good boy!

0:16:04 > 0:16:08'He's so clever. Using that one leg to power himself along.'

0:16:09 > 0:16:10Scoot, Norm!

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Good job, Norman! Hurry, hurry!

0:16:12 > 0:16:15'Norm's so near to the end, but can he beat his time?'

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Come on, Norm, you can do it. Let's go!

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Oh, it's into the wind. Come on, Norm!

0:16:19 > 0:16:23'The conditions are against Norman and his one shot at the prize.'

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Good boy!

0:16:28 > 0:16:30'Good effort, Norm.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32'Let's hope the slow start hasn't blown his chances of beating

0:16:32 > 0:16:34'his own record.'

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Norman, how do you feel out there?

0:16:35 > 0:16:38I'm not going to lie, Al, that was tough.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42'Has Norman scooted past his old time?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44'20.77 seconds to beat.'

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Is this big pause meant to be ironic?

0:16:51 > 0:16:53With that attempt, Norman achieved a time

0:16:53 > 0:16:56of 24.60 seconds.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58So, whilst it was an amazing attempt,

0:16:58 > 0:17:02unfortunately it wasn't enough for a new Guinness World Records' title.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06'Ah, he was so close. Just four seconds short.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11'But Norman's record attempting hasn't come to an end.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15'That's right, don't miss the next episode of Officially Amazing,

0:17:15 > 0:17:19'when Norman will be back, hoping to conquer another record.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21'On a bike!'

0:17:21 > 0:17:23- Let's do it!- Bring it on!

0:17:23 > 0:17:25It's going to be awesome!

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Now though, here's Haruka with a record from India.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Oh!

0:17:35 > 0:17:39Welcome to Mumbai in India for a truly dangerous record attempt,

0:17:39 > 0:17:42but what do you think it will be?

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Will it be the most apples eaten?

0:17:44 > 0:17:47The most layered bed of nails sandwich?

0:17:47 > 0:17:51Or the most average fashion show?

0:17:51 > 0:17:52And the answer...

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Most layered bed of nails sandwich.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Whoever knew there was such a thing?

0:17:57 > 0:18:02This is a bed of nails, and in case you don't think they are sharp...

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Poor apple, oh!

0:18:04 > 0:18:06One person lies on the bed of nails,

0:18:06 > 0:18:10another bed of nails is placed on top of them, and so on.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Team Manager Vispi is showing that it's just flesh and muscle,

0:18:13 > 0:18:15no hidden armour.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19He's also very wisely not getting involved in the painful bit.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23They need more than four guys in a stack to beat this record.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26This guy presumably drew the short straw, or nail,

0:18:26 > 0:18:28and he's on the bottom.

0:18:28 > 0:18:33By the end of it we might be calling him Pierced Morgan!

0:18:33 > 0:18:38Another bed of nails is added, and the second guy is...huge!

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Have they thought this through?!

0:18:40 > 0:18:42He must have arrived late.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45From here on, each guy is smaller than the last.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47That's obviously part of the technique,

0:18:47 > 0:18:51as well as spreading the weight away from the chest area.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52He doesn't look too happy.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Cheer up, at least you're not on the bottom!

0:18:55 > 0:18:59And speaking of that guy, has anyone checked he's still alive?

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Ah, he's fine! That's four.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04One more and they should get the record.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07And boy, do they want to nail this! All five in place.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10They've got their hopes pinned on this.

0:19:10 > 0:19:15Vispi comfortably at the side in his nice, comfortable looking robe.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Now, they need to hold it for ten seconds.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21They're hard as nails and it looks like they've done it.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23But, what's Vispi doing?

0:19:23 > 0:19:24Smashing work, Vispi!

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Pointless, but smashing.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Time to get them off.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31But have they hammered this bed of nails record?

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Ouch! Look at all those holes.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36You could have played dot to dot on his tummy.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39And what about the guy from the bottom?

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Wow! Look at the size of that hole.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Oh, right, yes.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46They must be in so much pain.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49So, why is Vispi the one that's all upset?

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Are they officially amazing?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53The record was four, they did five.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54Yes!

0:19:54 > 0:19:58They've got a new world record, and the presenter's got an apple.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Everyone's happy.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Thanks, Haruka.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Now, from a record you definitely shouldn't try,

0:20:03 > 0:20:05to one you really should.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Eh!- Hm.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Ha!

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Eh, eh!

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Argh!

0:20:19 > 0:20:23Welcome to today's action-packed showdown, as Mr Cherry...

0:20:24 > 0:20:27..US Ray and Sizzlin' Steve take

0:20:27 > 0:20:30each other on in a bid to bag new

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Guinness World Records titles.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36So now, either sit back and enjoy, or get involved

0:20:36 > 0:20:38and try the records for yourself at home,

0:20:38 > 0:20:40as this is the one and only...

0:20:47 > 0:20:50So far, US Ray has one point,

0:20:50 > 0:20:53but Steve and Mr Cherry are in the lead with two points each.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55It's all so close.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58But before we let battle commence today,

0:20:58 > 0:21:00we need to know what the world record attempt is.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03So, here we are and today's record is...

0:21:06 > 0:21:08But first we need the decider.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10The envelope, please.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Yes, we participated in a pants challenge,

0:21:21 > 0:21:25to decide the essential order in which our competitors would go

0:21:25 > 0:21:28in the balloon modelling record attempt.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32All we had to do was get ten pairs of pants on in the quickest time.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35And that's exactly what I did.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37As a result, Cherry sensibly

0:21:37 > 0:21:41chose to go last, to learn from the other's attempts and,

0:21:41 > 0:21:44as Al was slowest, Ray will go first.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48Before the ballooning begins, we had a chat with the guys to see

0:21:48 > 0:21:51if they were pumped up to win or just full of hot air.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53So, Steve, let's talk about balloon dogs,

0:21:53 > 0:21:56specifically the record for the fastest time to make one.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- How are you feeling about that? - I'm feeling good.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02I've been around dogs all my life so I know all the joints in a dog.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Yeah. Cos I hear that your dog is your closest confidant as well.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08I mean, is he confident about this record?

0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Yep?- Yeah.- Great. I mean,

0:22:13 > 0:22:15do you think you're going to get it?

0:22:16 > 0:22:18- No.- 'Bam!

0:22:18 > 0:22:20'Shock tactics from Steve.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23'Scaring us all into thinking he's unconfident.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25'But we know his capabilities.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28'So what's Ray's plan of action?'

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Ray, you're going to have to make a balloon dog.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33We need some strategy. What's your game plan? Talk to me.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Get my twists right, bing, bam!

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Hope for a little luck and some magic, and then - pwoof!

0:22:38 > 0:22:40You're giving me your intimidation face right now.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- I'm telling you, it's working again. - Good, cos I am focused.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Dog bending.- Woof!

0:22:46 > 0:22:48'A war cry from Ray there.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52'But if there's one man that won't terrify, it's Mr Cherry.'

0:22:54 > 0:22:58Well, have you managed to break the record during the practice?

0:22:58 > 0:22:59No.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- TRANSLATION:- But I will do, love, don't you worry about that.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09What's the hardest thing about making the ballooned model dog?

0:23:11 > 0:23:15Um, the fingertips, I have to manoeuvre them well.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18I'm not a balloon artist, so it is very hard.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20So, you're not very good with fingers.

0:23:20 > 0:23:24That's right, I'm not very good with me fingers. They start shaking.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26THEY LAUGH

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Well, no-one seems entirely confident,

0:23:28 > 0:23:31and these rules might not make them feel any better.

0:23:31 > 0:23:36The challenge is to make a poodle that looks like this.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40And when I say like this, I mean almost exactly the same.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Each of its 12 component parts, yes, even including the tip of the

0:23:44 > 0:23:48tail, need to match the specific measurements set out in the rules.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51And they need to make the perfect poodle super quickly,

0:23:51 > 0:23:56as the current record stands at just 6.5 seconds.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Will yours or any of our competitors' poodles measure up?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Well, let's find out.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Al lost the challenge, so Ray is up first.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06CHEERING

0:24:07 > 0:24:09I'll count you in from three, two, one, begin.

0:24:12 > 0:24:16Good, Ray, there you go. Perfect. Excellent.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19- Not looking much like a dog. - I think it looks just like a dog.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21'Have you ever seen a dog before, Al?'

0:24:21 > 0:24:24'Ben, I was dressed as a dog ten minutes ago.'

0:24:24 > 0:24:27- 'You didn't look like that, though.' - 'Anyway,

0:24:27 > 0:24:29'Ray's 6.5 seconds are long gone,

0:24:29 > 0:24:32'but now he's playing for balloon accuracy.'

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Good work, Ray, good work.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36'And that all important point.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38'Just pop out that tail and boom!'

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Oh, cool! All right, and stop!

0:24:40 > 0:24:43- Look at that! That's a poodle. Give me some.- Woof, woof.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46All right! There we go! All right.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48'OK, that doesn't look bad.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51'But each time, Official Adjudicator Anna will have to check those

0:24:51 > 0:24:53'all important measurements.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56'So, let's move on to Sizzlin' Steve, to show them how it's done.'

0:24:56 > 0:24:57CHEERING

0:24:57 > 0:25:01OK, I'll count you in. On three, two, one, go!

0:25:03 > 0:25:05So look at that, lovely white balloon,

0:25:05 > 0:25:09just like the poodle, of course. Surely a good omen.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11'Steve's off to a blistering start.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15'The 6.5 seconds have passed, but boy, that was a fast time to beat.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17'So, now Steve's playing for the point.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24'He twists those back legs into place, pops out the tail

0:25:24 > 0:25:26'and that is how you make a balloon dog.'

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Excellent work, Steve!

0:25:28 > 0:25:29I'm very proud of you, sir.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32'That dog does not look at all healthy to me.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35'It looks like sausages, or hot dogs, I suppose.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39'Anyway, Cherry's next, and to inspire him, I thought

0:25:39 > 0:25:42'I'd sing an old Japanese song about a police dog.'

0:25:42 > 0:25:44CHEERING

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Cherry San, are you ready?

0:25:55 > 0:25:58I'll count you in. Three, two, one, go!

0:25:58 > 0:26:02MUSIC: Theme from Indiana Jones

0:26:02 > 0:26:04'He doesn't seem like the most confident balloonist.'

0:26:04 > 0:26:08'Yeah, and he's also gone past the record time of 6.5 seconds.'

0:26:08 > 0:26:12'Still the point to play for, Ben, and Cherry has a very organic

0:26:12 > 0:26:14'approach to balloon modelling, I'll have you know.'

0:26:14 > 0:26:18'He also seems to have more balloon left than he started with.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20'Is that a poodle or a giraffe?'

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Japanese sheepdog!- Yeah.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:25 > 0:26:29Three very different dogs and three different times.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31We know there's no world record today,

0:26:31 > 0:26:35as they all took longer than 6.5 seconds, but did anyone

0:26:35 > 0:26:38measure up to expectations, to get that all important point?

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Everybody is disqualified.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Because all the proportions were wrong.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45This is wrong?

0:26:45 > 0:26:47This is wrong?

0:26:47 > 0:26:49If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

0:26:49 > 0:26:50A dog on a lead.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53Yeah, the tail's too long, the front legs are too short,

0:26:53 > 0:26:56- the body's too long. There's just... - Very judgy.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00This has never happened before on Officially Competitive.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02All of our players were disqualified.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04They knew the measurements and how the poodle should look,

0:27:04 > 0:27:08but still failed, making it the trickiest challenge yet.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Hopefully you can do better at home.

0:27:10 > 0:27:14And so the scores remain unchanged from last time.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Team UK and Team Japan stay on two points,

0:27:16 > 0:27:19with Team USA on one.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Nobody said this was going to be easy.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Join us next time for more incredible world records

0:27:24 > 0:27:28and world record attempts, like these.

0:27:28 > 0:27:32# Cherry won our battle of the bums with a wondrous whoopee display

0:27:32 > 0:27:34# He sat on 52, that's quite a few

0:27:34 > 0:27:37# To get a record and beat US Ray

0:27:37 > 0:27:39# There really was no stopping

0:27:39 > 0:27:41# Joe Oakley's barrel hopping

0:27:41 > 0:27:45# But Norman's furry paws were just too slow to break a record

0:27:45 > 0:27:49# And our competitors were deflated by a balloon dog

0:27:49 > 0:27:51# It's all... #