Episode 1

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0:00:00 > 0:00:03# Officially, officially, officially

0:00:03 > 0:00:06# Amazing! #

0:00:06 > 0:00:10Hello, and welcome to the shiny new series of Officially Amazing,

0:00:10 > 0:00:14the show that guarantees to bring you the biggest, barmiest

0:00:14 > 0:00:16and best records from around the world.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19But I can't do this on my own. Oh, no.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21I need international help.

0:00:21 > 0:00:22- Hey!- Konnichiwa!

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Welcome to Britain, team.

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Are you ready to deliver some top-class,

0:00:25 > 0:00:27world-record-breaking entertainment?

0:00:27 > 0:00:29- Absolutely.- Yes, Ben.

0:00:29 > 0:00:30Smashing!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Here's what's coming up on this series.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47But we start with this...

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Every year, three juggernauts of world record breaking unite

0:01:00 > 0:01:03in a secret bunker to compete against each other

0:01:03 > 0:01:06in world record challenges that you can try at home.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08From Japan, the Beast From The East.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Mr Cherry!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12From the USA,

0:01:12 > 0:01:15the mini marvel that is US Ray.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18And from a short bus ride away,

0:01:18 > 0:01:21the complex enigma we know as Sizzling Steve.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Last series, Mr Cherry took the title of

0:01:24 > 0:01:27officially competitive champion, for the second time.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Can he ever be beaten?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31There's only one way to find out.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32This is...

0:01:38 > 0:01:41We're kicking things off in the type of austere manner

0:01:41 > 0:01:42to which we've become accustomed,

0:01:42 > 0:01:47with a record that will see our competitors reach for the top...

0:01:47 > 0:01:48with their bottoms.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Take it away, Mr Cherry.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53OK. I'm hipster.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Mm. Boo! Boo! Boo! Ah, boo! Boo! Boo!

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Yes, today our competitors will be attempting the world record

0:01:59 > 0:02:00for the...

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Ray, Cherry and Steve must work their gluteus to the maximus

0:02:08 > 0:02:11and travel 20 metres as fast as they can

0:02:11 > 0:02:14using only the power of their bottoms.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16But before the bum-bouncing battle begins,

0:02:16 > 0:02:19it's time to enter the minds of our gladiators.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Team USA is back, what's up, man? - Hey, what's going on?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24How you feeling? I feel great.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Are you ready to break some records this year?

0:02:26 > 0:02:27We're taking home the number one.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30OK, now the bum scoot. How do you get into your zone?

0:02:30 > 0:02:31You just focus.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Have a seat and then you just scoot away to victory.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36This bum is about to get covered in glory

0:02:36 > 0:02:38and I'm going to be here to watch.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- US Ray.- All the way.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41All day, baby.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Team USA, talking nonsense as usual.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Here's last year's triumphant third placer, Steve.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Last time round, it was a bit of a trouncing.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Well, they were guests in our country.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56I tried to give them the advantage, but they just abused it.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59So, what you're saying is, you lost on purpose to be hospitable?

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Exactly.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Our hopes and dreams are with you.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Go and do this for Queen and country.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08I will.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Yeah, good luck with that, Steve.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Don't forget this man.

0:03:13 > 0:03:19You are double Officially Competitive world champion.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Are you confident that you can win again?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- TRANSLATION:- Of course, love. Why do you think I'm here?

0:03:25 > 0:03:27I says, why do you think I'm here?

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Number one.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33What is the secret for speedy bum scoot?

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Bum power.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- TRANSLATION:- Bum power.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Thank you, Mr Cherry. And good luck.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40- Bum power. - TRANSLATION:- Bum power.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44Before that bum power is unleashed, we must of course observe the rules.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Competitors must stay in a sitting position,

0:03:46 > 0:03:49with only their feet and bums touching the ground.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55And if you want to try it, you will need...

0:03:55 > 0:03:57But let's get ready to BUMBLE.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01It gives me great pleasure to declare Officially Competitive

0:04:01 > 0:04:04officially...open!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07THEY CHEER

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Please, please.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Get your rears into gear, boys.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12US Ray's up first.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16Three...two...one...go.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Oh, go on, Ray.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19'And Ray's bum is off.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21'He is surely the favourite

0:04:21 > 0:04:23'when it comes to this kind of physical challenge.'

0:04:23 > 0:04:24You are right, Ben.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27His little rear is built for speed.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Big push, big push, big push.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31'Give it one last tush, Ray.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34'Bounce those buttocks for America.'

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Nice!

0:04:35 > 0:04:38That one felt good, definitely.

0:04:38 > 0:04:44A solid start from Ray, but don't underestimate Cherry's bum power.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Are you ready to win, Cherry-san? Yoshi is happy?

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Happy, happy!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49London Bridge!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Mr Cherry going for the traditional

0:04:51 > 0:04:53London Bridge warm-up technique there.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55So popular with modern-day bum scooters.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Over to you, Shantha.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Heh.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Three...two...one...go.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04'Cherry's gone off like a rocket!

0:05:04 > 0:05:08'Has he hidden a turbo booster up his bottom?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10'No, Ben. He's using his mighty arms

0:05:10 > 0:05:14'to drive his double-champion cheeks to glory.'

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Go on, Cherry. Go on, my crumpet.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Come on.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Oh, no. This looks good.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25It looked fast, but was it under 20.41 seconds?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Heathrow.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30THEY LAUGH

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Wow, Mr Cherry travelled from

0:05:31 > 0:05:35London Bridge to Heathrow Airport on his bottom.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37I've never seen anything like it.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39After witnessing two impressively runny bums,

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Steve knows he must be at his athletic peak to win.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Unfortunately, this is Steve's athletic peak.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- 'What can Steve muster?' - Three...two...one...go.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Come on, Sizzler.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Let's sizzle for me. - Go, Steve.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Go on, Steve. Come on, that's it. That's it.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58- All right.- Dig those heels in, Steve.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Fact alert, Steve's wearing four pairs of underpants

0:06:01 > 0:06:03to protect his botty from bruises.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05He's chosen safety over speed.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Halfway there, Steve, come on, you've got this.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10No, Ben. He hasn't got this.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Come on, come on. Don't give up now.- Come on, Steve.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Steve.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Steve.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Come on, Steve. That's it.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19The last bit, come on.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22I think the record's gone, but there's still pride at stake, Steve.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Come on. Yes, Steve. Yes, Steve. Yes, Steve.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Come on, last bit.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28THEY CHEER

0:06:28 > 0:06:30An heroic attempt from Steve.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Heroic, but slow.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37We've seen three bottoms in action.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Have they broken a record or just broken wind?

0:06:40 > 0:06:4320.41 seconds the target.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Shantha, please tell us the bottom line.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Do we have a world record today?

0:06:51 > 0:06:52No.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Oh!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57But not to fear because there's still the all-important

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Officially Competitive point to play for.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Please, give us the result, Shantha.

0:07:02 > 0:07:07In third place, with a time of 51.03 seconds...

0:07:07 > 0:07:08More than double the world record.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10..was...

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Steve.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- THEY GROAN - I didn't see that one coming.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15And in first place,

0:07:15 > 0:07:20with a time of 25.08 seconds,

0:07:20 > 0:07:22was...

0:07:24 > 0:07:26..Mr Cherry!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29THEY CHEER

0:07:31 > 0:07:35Up! Up! Hip! Up! Up!

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Familiar scenes as Mr Cherry's resourceful rear claims

0:07:39 > 0:07:40victory for Japan.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44But he was just 0.15 seconds quicker than Ray.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46So close!

0:07:46 > 0:07:49One event down and it's business as usual for Cherry.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Now though, it's all kicking off.

0:08:05 > 0:08:10Very occasionally I like to refer to Sizzling Steve as a ninja.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14That usage of the word is incorrect in every way. Observe.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16This is Sizzling Steve.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19And this is an actual ninja.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29But who is our secret samurai?

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Meet Chloe Bruce. She's a fourth dan black belt

0:08:32 > 0:08:35in the extreme martial art of Tang Soo Do.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37And a professional stuntwoman.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40She's worked on Hollywood films including Harry Potter,

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Guardians Of The Galaxy

0:08:42 > 0:08:44and Star Wars: The Force Awakens!

0:08:44 > 0:08:48Chloe's going to attempt the record for most scorpion kicks

0:08:48 > 0:08:49in one minute.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Which looks like this.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Standing on one leg while the other comes up behind your head and...

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Oof!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56..kicks a pad.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01But first I want to find out about being Daisy Ridley's stunt double

0:09:01 > 0:09:04from the woman who basically is Rey.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Chloe Bruce, it is fantastic to meet you.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Thank you very much.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09What's it like when you see Star Wars

0:09:09 > 0:09:11and you kind of think, "That was me."

0:09:11 > 0:09:13That was the one movie I wanted to work on.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15To the home audience, they don't obviously know,

0:09:15 > 0:09:18- they just think it's Daisy the whole way through.- Mm.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21But inside I know what parts I did, it's amazing.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Chloe, today you're attempting a record

0:09:23 > 0:09:24for the most scorpion kicks in a minute.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27- The minimum requirement is 30. - That's correct.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29- That's one every two seconds.- Yeah.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31- That's a lot of kicking.- It is.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33My aim is to start off quicker,

0:09:33 > 0:09:36because I will naturally die off towards the end.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38- I hope you get it. - Thank you very much.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Here are the rules.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Chloe must kick a pad held at head height or above.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Only full contact kicks will count.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48And after each kick, her foot must return to the floor.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50This is such a physically demanding record

0:09:50 > 0:09:53that Chloe can only manage one attempt.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55So, she has to make it count.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Fortunately, she has a helper.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Chloe, are you ready for this?- I am.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02OK, well, in the name of sci-fi fandom, I do have to say,

0:10:02 > 0:10:05"REY the force be with you". Eh? Eh?

0:10:05 > 0:10:06She loves it really.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Mark, it's over to you.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09For the record.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13Three...two...one...go.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Chloe's off at an incredible pace.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Just like she planned it.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Just look at the effort going into every kick.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25You can actually see the power pulsing through her muscles.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Oh, that kick touched the top of the pad.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Will it count as full contact?

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Come on.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38This is incredibly hard work for Chloe.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41But let's not forget how scary it is for me.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Mind the money-maker.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Argh!

0:10:48 > 0:10:49That's it.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51'Chloe's really tiring now.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53'She's having to dig so deep with every kick.'

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Five...four...three...

0:10:57 > 0:10:59two...one.

0:10:59 > 0:11:00Time.

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Yes!

0:11:01 > 0:11:03High five! That was excellent.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05You really, really pushed it right till the end.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Yeah, the last 10, 15 seconds...

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Like, it felt like my leg had doubled in weight.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Do you know how you did?

0:11:13 > 0:11:16I started off counting and then the more pain I was getting I was like,

0:11:16 > 0:11:18"I don't care. Just get through this minute."

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Well, I certainly felt her presence.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22My hand is killing me.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25But were Chloe's scorpion kicks light-speedy enough

0:11:25 > 0:11:27to break the record?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30To find out, we must turn to the Mark-side.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32All right Mark, what are her results?

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Well, in order for a scorpion kick to count

0:11:35 > 0:11:37it had to be a full strike of the pad.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40We did have to disqualify a couple of kicks.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41No!

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Chloe's had two kicks disqualified.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Will that cost her?

0:11:45 > 0:11:48You needed 30 to get the record today.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49You achieved...

0:11:51 > 0:11:52..39!

0:11:52 > 0:11:55So, that's a brand-new Guinness World Record title!

0:11:55 > 0:11:57And she's done it.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Like a true Jedi, Chloe has kicked her way into the record books.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Now, I need a cup of tea and a lie down.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06So, it's over to Al and Haruka.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Meet American daredevil Brian Miser.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19I love this guy already!

0:12:19 > 0:12:21What an outfit!

0:12:21 > 0:12:23So, what's he going to do?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Shoot from the crossbow as I fly like Superman.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26What?

0:12:26 > 0:12:29It sounded like he said he was going to shoot from a crossbow

0:12:29 > 0:12:31and fly like Superman.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Yeah, that's what he's doing.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35OK...

0:12:35 > 0:12:39but this informative graphic seems wrong.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41It looks like he's on fire.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Oh, I forgot that.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44He will be on fire.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45What?!

0:12:45 > 0:12:48So, Brian is going to set himself on fire

0:12:48 > 0:12:51and then shoot himself from a giant crossbow?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53That's right, Al.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54It's the record for...

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Madness.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03And just how far will he be catapulted?

0:13:03 > 0:13:0426 metres.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Oh, that's too long.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Of course it's too long.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08He'll be on fire.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10He's wearing fireproof clothes.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14But obviously none of us should try this anywhere. Ever.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Don't you worry, Haruka.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17I'd never...

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Whoa! Whoa! He's on fire!

0:13:19 > 0:13:20And he's gone!

0:13:24 > 0:13:25Wow!

0:13:25 > 0:13:29That's the most amazing things I've ever seen in my life.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Absolutely extraordinary.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35That is a weird firefighter's uniform, though.

0:13:35 > 0:13:40Yes, but more importantly did he fly further than 26 metres?

0:13:40 > 0:13:4331.87 metres.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46You have set a brand-new Guinness World Record!

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Yes! He's done it!

0:13:48 > 0:13:49Incredible.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53Join us next time for more remarkable records like these.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56# Well, the competitors are back and they took to the track

0:13:56 > 0:13:59# With their bottoms in top gear

0:13:59 > 0:14:01# Cherry came up trumps With his speedy rump

0:14:01 > 0:14:03# While the Sizzler Was bringing up the rear

0:14:03 > 0:14:07# Chloe's ninja skills may Be from a galaxy far, far away

0:14:07 > 0:14:09# But her incredible scorpion kicking

0:14:09 > 0:14:11# Had adjudicator Mark's clicker clicking

0:14:11 > 0:14:16# And Bri flew through the sky Like a flaming arrow

0:14:16 > 0:14:20# But here come the rubbish bits The outtakes! #

0:14:23 > 0:14:25I need international help.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26- Hey!- Hello, Ben.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Oh, I said it in English. Sorry!

0:14:29 > 0:14:30THEY LAUGH

0:14:30 > 0:14:32But who is our secret samurai?

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Oh, dear.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Clear the frame, everyone, please. Quickly.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Keep rolling, keep rolling. Everyone.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39Everyone.