Episode 2

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0:00:06 > 0:00:10Hello and welcome to Officially Amazing, your number one

0:00:10 > 0:00:14destination for bone-breakingly fantastic world records.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16And, today's include...

0:00:18 > 0:00:21What will this man do with this helicopter?

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Argh!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Well, he's certainly enjoying himself.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31And our Officially Competitive competitors will be

0:00:31 > 0:00:33blowing their own trumpets.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Loudly.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Let's party!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39But first...

0:00:41 > 0:00:42DOG BARKS

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Whoa!

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Here, on Officially Amazing, we love to bring you the most

0:00:47 > 0:00:51talented record-breaking canines the world has to offer.

0:00:51 > 0:00:56In the past, we've had rolling dogs, cycling dogs, scootering dogs,

0:00:56 > 0:00:59skipping dogs and surfing dogs.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03And, now, I give you, a musical mutt!

0:01:03 > 0:01:07And a one and a two and a one, two, three, four!

0:01:07 > 0:01:11PIANO MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:11 > 0:01:16Look at that! And he's not even here to break a musical record.

0:01:16 > 0:01:21This is Happy Harry, the Albert can-Einstein of the dog world.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24As well as playing the piano, he can catch with his paws,

0:01:24 > 0:01:30stack cups and babysit.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Harry can also play tri-ball,

0:01:33 > 0:01:35a kind of doggy football invented in Germany.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38He'll be using those skills in his record attempt today,

0:01:38 > 0:01:41for the fastest time to put eight balls in a goal by a dog.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Prepare yourself for some deplorable poochie punning.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Happy Harry, it's a pleasure to meet you.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50This record attempt is, basically, doggy football.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Are there are footballers you idolise?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Well, yes, there's Harry Kane-ine, of course.

0:01:57 > 0:02:03David Barkham, Didier Dogba and Chihuahua Toure.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Oh, that last one was terrible, even for us. Back to the record.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11During the attempt, Harry will be assisted by his human sidekick,

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Christina.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Chris, it's great to meet you, welcome to Officially Amazing.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Thank you.- How long has he been practising tri-ball?

0:02:18 > 0:02:20About two years.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22You know, Harry's not the biggest of dogs,

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- does he has problems manoeuvring them?- He prefers the big ones,

0:02:25 > 0:02:29because he can push his nose almost from underneath and push it along.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32It's a bit of a windy day today, is that going to cause a problem?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Yeah!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36It's going to be tough, Harry. Here are the rules.

0:02:38 > 0:02:43Happy Harry must get all eight balls from the triangle into the goal,

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Christina can't physically help Harry

0:02:46 > 0:02:48until the ball enters the goalmouth area,

0:02:48 > 0:02:51balls must be pushed into the goal one at a time,

0:02:51 > 0:02:55the ball must stay in play until the goal is scored,

0:02:55 > 0:02:59Harry must not poo on the pitch, in other words, no fouling.

0:02:59 > 0:03:04And he needs to score eight goals in 90 seconds for a new record.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Chris, Harry, are you ready? - Yeah.- Good luck.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Three, two, one, go!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- KLAXON BLARES - Away!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13'Harry approaches the balls and he's got one!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16'That's some fine dribbling.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18'Oh! And it's a goal!

0:03:18 > 0:03:19CROWD CHEERS

0:03:19 > 0:03:24'Surely, he'll be partnering Spaniel Sturridge up front for England soon?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27'But Harry's having wind problems.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30'Not because he had beans for breakfast, he had sausages, but

0:03:30 > 0:03:33'because some unseasonal gales are making it difficult to keep

0:03:33 > 0:03:35'the ball on the field of play.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39'Which he must do for any attempt to be valid.'

0:03:39 > 0:03:40- Oh!- Oh!

0:03:40 > 0:03:41It's not great at the moment,

0:03:41 > 0:03:43we're really struggling with the conditions.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46'Plus, this battle with the elements means that Harry is,

0:03:46 > 0:03:49'understandably, beginning to tire.'

0:03:49 > 0:03:53It's time for one last go at this. Come on, Happy Harry, come on!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57'It's now or never. Come on, Harry,

0:03:57 > 0:04:00'let's see you claim a record for the proud canine community.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Yes, good boy! And another one, come on.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04HE BARKS

0:04:04 > 0:04:07'Skills like these remind me of the legendary Liverpoodle striker,

0:04:07 > 0:04:09'Robbie Growler.'

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Yes!- Away!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13'And that's all eight balls in the goal.'

0:04:13 > 0:04:15HE CHEERS

0:04:15 > 0:04:18'But has he cracked that 90 second target to break the record?'

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- That was marvellous.- Thank you.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24We had the wind to deal with, he was obviously tired there,

0:04:24 > 0:04:26but that was phenomenal.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Mark, are we right to be pleased with that attempt?

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Time-wise, you had one minute 30 to beat and that was...

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Two minutes and four seconds.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37CROWD GROANS

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Chris, it might not be a record, but it was a brilliant attempt

0:04:40 > 0:04:43and I think Harry deserves a few treats and you deserve a sit down.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- It was Officially Amazing. - Thank you very much.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Oh, no record for Harry, so he's packed up his doggy bag

0:04:49 > 0:04:51and he's off home.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Now, over to Al and Veruca.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59HE STRAINS

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Oh! Argh!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05You join us in Italy for muscly world record

0:05:05 > 0:05:10attempt by Austrian strong man Franz Mullner.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Wow, our presenter certainly enjoys a vigorous handshake.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Let's see how he gets on with Franz.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16You are so powerful.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Indeed he is.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22Franz is hoping to break his own record for the heaviest

0:05:22 > 0:05:26weight supported on the shoulders, which stands at an awesome 560kg.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Oh, is that helicopter here to fly him to the hospital,

0:05:31 > 0:05:34when this, inevitably, goes wrong?

0:05:34 > 0:05:37No, Al, that's the weight that will be on his shoulders.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40What, how's that going to work?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Well, as these bewildering graphics clearly show,

0:05:43 > 0:05:48- Franz will support it with the aid of a special frame.- Ah, yes.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51And the final weight is calculated as an average taken

0:05:51 > 0:05:56over 30 seconds of bone-bending pressure. Makes perfect sense now.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00And, remember, if you do own a helicopter, do not,

0:06:00 > 0:06:04under any circumstances, try to land it on your friend's shoulders

0:06:04 > 0:06:07or their head or anywhere on their body.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Franz takes the strain and lifts the frame.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14But how will we know when the helicopter's on his shoulders?

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Argh!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I think it's on now.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Look at the physical exertion, it's almost superhuman!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Argh!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Can he stand it?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27This man is a copter-carrying colossus.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Argh!

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Incredible!

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Argh!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35If he pulls this off it'll be nothing short of a miracle.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38He's in agony.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Argh!- Time's up! Was the pain worth it?

0:06:40 > 0:06:46Did he support an average of over 560kg over those 30 seconds?

0:06:46 > 0:06:50Unfortunately, he did not reach 560kg throughout the 30 seconds,

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- so no new world record today. - Tough luck, Franz,

0:06:53 > 0:06:57but you've certainly earned everyone's admiration and respect.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59You are so powerful.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03And speaking of powerful men...

0:07:07 > 0:07:09BELL DINGS

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Whoo!

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Ah! Whoo! Ha!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18HE CRIES

0:07:18 > 0:07:23Once again, three nations have each sent a record busting brute to a top

0:07:23 > 0:07:28secret location, wherein they try to break records you can try at home.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32From the land of the rising sun, it's Mr Cherry.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35From the land of the free, it's US Ray.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39And from the land of constant drizzle, it's Sizzling Steve.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42This is...

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Go!

0:07:48 > 0:07:51After one event this series, two-time champ Mr Cherry has

0:07:51 > 0:07:55taken an early lead thanks to his prestigious bum speed.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Up! Up! Ah!

0:07:58 > 0:08:02But there was no world record, can they break one today?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Let's see what they'll be attempting.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07THEY TOOT HORNS

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Today we're going to find out if one of our three heroes can blow away

0:08:10 > 0:08:13the competition and break the record for the most toots on a party

0:08:13 > 0:08:16blower in 30 seconds.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18THEY TOOT

0:08:18 > 0:08:21'It's team talk time. How confident is the Sizzler?'

0:08:21 > 0:08:24This is a very British thing, isn't it, the party blower?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Do you think that's going to give you the edge?

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Cherry and Ray probably have never seen these before.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31And is there any, kind of, distraction tactics

0:08:31 > 0:08:34that you can use while they're doing this to put them off?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37I don't think so, but things come up.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- What things come up?- I don't know.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42You never know, like, a meteor shower or heavy rain.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Right, so, you're hoping for a natural disaster to

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- disrupt their record attempt? - Fingers crossed, yeah.- Right, OK.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51With Steve pinning victory on a shower of meteors falling

0:08:51 > 0:08:56inside a sealed bunker, let's see how Cherry rates his chances.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00How would you describe your technique?

0:09:00 > 0:09:05Now, my technique is to blow through the mouth as hard as I can,

0:09:05 > 0:09:08never through the nose.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Fine words from Mr Cherry, but Ray has totally got this one covered.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Give me a blow.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20HE TOOTS

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Blow up! Blow down!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Let me get a double toot.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Let me get a double toot!

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oh, Ray, that's world-class, man.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Yeah!

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Wise word from Ray.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33HE TOOTS

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Time now for the rules.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Only full toots will count for this record.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42That is when the party blower tongue is fully inflated

0:09:42 > 0:09:45and then fully deflated.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50Party blowers must measure at least 22cm when extended

0:09:50 > 0:09:54and the target for this new world record is ten toots in 30 seconds.

0:09:54 > 0:10:00Ten in 30? Now there's a record that's asking to be shattered.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03The party's in full swing in the bunker.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Even official adjudicator Shantha can't help but join in.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Hm.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Anyway, Ray's up first.

0:10:12 > 0:10:13KLAXON BLARES

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Go!

0:10:15 > 0:10:16HE TOOTS

0:10:16 > 0:10:20'Go, Ray. My couch coaching is definitely paying off.'

0:10:20 > 0:10:23'And Ray is super fit.

0:10:23 > 0:10:28'His inflated lungs may well be larger than Steve's entire torso.'

0:10:28 > 0:10:30'Look at that technique!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34'Way to blow, little man.'

0:10:38 > 0:10:43'I'm sure I've counted more than ten toots, Ray's making this look easy.'

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Stop!

0:10:44 > 0:10:47All right! Yeah! You've got this, man.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49RAY SIGHS

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- BOTH:- US RAY!

0:10:52 > 0:10:55'Ray got the party started, but now Mr Cherry will show them

0:10:55 > 0:10:57'how it's really done.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59'Toot-suite!

0:10:59 > 0:11:03- Let's party!- Go!

0:11:03 > 0:11:05HE TOOTS

0:11:05 > 0:11:07'Here's an unexpected tactic,

0:11:07 > 0:11:11'Mr Cherry is tooting his party blower triumphantly upwards.'

0:11:14 > 0:11:16SHE SPEAKS IN OWN LANGUAGE

0:11:16 > 0:11:20'That's the genius of the man, he can use the laws of gravity

0:11:20 > 0:11:24'to his advantage and openly defy them at the same time.'

0:11:24 > 0:11:29'But, look closely, some of those toots are half toots at best!

0:11:29 > 0:11:32'This could spell abso-toot disaster.'

0:11:32 > 0:11:34KLAXON BLARES

0:11:34 > 0:11:35Stop!

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Whoo!

0:11:37 > 0:11:42'Now it's Steve's turn. Tooty-fruity, my sizzling beauty.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44'And, please, stop that weird dance.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46- Go! - KLAXON BLARES

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Yes, come on, keep up that pace.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51You know what they say, "blow hard or blow home!"

0:11:51 > 0:11:52- 'What?'- Come on, Steve!

0:11:52 > 0:11:57'Who are THEY and why do they say that?'

0:11:57 > 0:12:00'He's holding the entire room absolutely spellbound.'

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Come on! Yes, yes, yes!

0:12:06 > 0:12:08In, out, in, out, don't shake it about!

0:12:08 > 0:12:10'That is simply astonishing toot speed.

0:12:10 > 0:12:15'That target of ten toots is surely completely blown away.'

0:12:15 > 0:12:18'But is he always achieving 100% roll back?

0:12:18 > 0:12:21'Accuracy is as vital as speed.'

0:12:21 > 0:12:23- KLAXON BLARES - Stop!

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Yes! Yes, Sizzler!

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Deflated as usual, but good for me, Steve.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31Shantha must now study the slow-mo footage to root out any toots

0:12:31 > 0:12:34that fail to reach full tootage.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38That was awesome, official adjudicator Santha, how did we do?

0:12:38 > 0:12:42I can confirm that all challengers broke the minimum requirements.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44THEY CHEER

0:12:44 > 0:12:47'Wow, shock waves rip through the bunker.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51'Everyone produced more than ten legal toots.'

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Aw, look at that! This is the party that keeps on giving.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Shantha, tell us, who has blown their way into the record books

0:12:58 > 0:13:01and claimed the all-important Competitive point?

0:13:01 > 0:13:03In third place...

0:13:03 > 0:13:05was Ray, with 52.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07HE SIGHS

0:13:07 > 0:13:10'Ray's in third! Has Mr Cherry done it again?'

0:13:10 > 0:13:13And in first place with 97 toots...

0:13:14 > 0:13:17- ..was Steve!- Yes!

0:13:17 > 0:13:19THEY CHEER

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Oh, not too close, Steve!

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Yeah, come on!

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Congratulations, Steve, that's a new Guinness World Record title.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28'Unbelievable!

0:13:28 > 0:13:32'The Sizzler picks up the first world record of the competition.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35'That's already more than he got in the whole of the last series.'

0:13:35 > 0:13:38'He beat Cherry by just 11 toots.'

0:13:38 > 0:13:41'Dance freely, Steve.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43'You are tied at the top of the leader board with

0:13:43 > 0:13:46'Mr Cherry, Ray has yet to score.'

0:13:46 > 0:13:48- 'It's still early days.- Whatever!

0:13:48 > 0:13:52'There will be more record breaking amazingness next time, like this...'

0:13:52 > 0:13:54# Well, what do you know

0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Steve really did blow the competition away

0:13:57 > 0:14:00# Cherry's technique was quite unique

0:14:00 > 0:14:02# And they both tooted more than Ray

0:14:02 > 0:14:04# Happy Harry wasn't quick enough

0:14:04 > 0:14:06# But then the weather was quite rough

0:14:06 > 0:14:08# And did you know that Ben had a go?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10- # Was he any better? - No

0:14:10 > 0:14:14# And Franz came a cropper with a chopper... #

0:14:14 > 0:14:15Argh!

0:14:15 > 0:14:17# And here comes the rubbish bit

0:14:17 > 0:14:19# The outtakes. #

0:14:22 > 0:14:25And are there any managers you'd never work for?

0:14:25 > 0:14:27HARRY PANTS

0:14:27 > 0:14:31That was awesome. Official adjudicator...

0:14:31 > 0:14:32THEY LAUGH

0:14:32 > 0:14:34I knew it!

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Just to confirm, you don't need me at all?

0:14:36 > 0:14:37BEN SIGHS

0:14:37 > 0:14:41- Do you have any record breaking talents?- Hm, no.