Episode 11

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Officially, officially, officially

0:00:03 > 0:00:06# Amazing! #

0:00:06 > 0:00:11MUSIC: English Country Garden

0:00:13 > 0:00:16Today we're at Shires Hall, my modest country pile,

0:00:16 > 0:00:19and Claudia and I are sharing a lovely picnic.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22And she's told me she's going to be attempting the world record

0:00:22 > 0:00:25for the fastest time to put six eggs in egg cups.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27RECORD SCRATCH That sounds neither sensational

0:00:27 > 0:00:28nor superb, however,

0:00:28 > 0:00:31a gentleman should never tell a lady she's wrong.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Mind...blown.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Coming up on today's show...

0:00:44 > 0:00:48What do these magnificently caped strongmen plan to do with

0:00:48 > 0:00:49this giant tyre?

0:00:51 > 0:00:55And our three warriors combine wooden cutlery with a racket sport.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Catchy. Or not.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00But first, a case of the bends.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Whoo!- Ooh.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08MR AMAZING SCREAMS

0:01:08 > 0:01:10This is Claudia Hughes.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Her flexible, bendable

0:01:12 > 0:01:17and startlingly stretchable body makes her an expert contortionist.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Er, which apparently means she can resemble a human scorpion.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Eat dinner with her feet and, oh, yes, very sensible,

0:01:25 > 0:01:28brush her teeth afterwards. Lovely!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Today, Claudia will be attempting the record for...

0:01:36 > 0:01:39..which of course looks something like this.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Now that's flex-ability!

0:01:43 > 0:01:45- So, Claudia, you're naturally bendy.- Yes.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48But how much day-to-day training do you have to put in to ensure

0:01:48 > 0:01:50that you remain flexible?

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Um, I tend to do every other day, sort of two hours' training.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Doing loads of conditioning, handstand holds,

0:01:56 > 0:01:58lots of sit-ups, press-ups, yes.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00- So it's physically tough. - It is, yes.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Have you been breaking the record in practice?- I have, actually, yes.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06A tough feat.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Can the egg record be beaten?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10KER-TISSHH!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Well, that's my best material used up already,

0:02:12 > 0:02:14so let's get to the rules.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18Claudia must pick up and place each egg in a cup using her feet only.

0:02:20 > 0:02:26The record to beat is six eggs placed in 27.42 seconds.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Remember, Claudia's been contorting like this for years.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32So don't try it yourself, you might just snap.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33OUCH!

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Time to bend into that flabbergasting chest stand position.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Three, two, one.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Go!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Ooh, it needs to be fully in to count.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Oh, no, it's tipped over!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Well, having broken the record in training,

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Claudia knows how tight the margins are.

0:02:54 > 0:02:59Once the egg was knocked over, the record time was out of her reach.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Here's her second attempt.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Go!

0:03:02 > 0:03:05A change of direction and a change of fortune.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09She's making quick progress, that's three!

0:03:09 > 0:03:10And a fourth - much better.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Can she delicately nudge that fifth egg into place?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21One to go, don't crack now, Claudia!

0:03:22 > 0:03:23KLAXON

0:03:23 > 0:03:28That was more like it. Fabulous foot finesse at a fine speed.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32But has she beaten that record of 27.42 seconds?

0:03:32 > 0:03:34That attempt...

0:03:35 > 0:03:37..29.47.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Oo-oo-ooh!

0:03:38 > 0:03:43Agonisingly close. Just two seconds off the record!

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Claudia's willing to try again, but because of the strain this

0:03:47 > 0:03:50position puts on her body, it'll be her final attempt.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Go!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55This is another rapid start.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Two down.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Terrific toe technique!

0:04:01 > 0:04:04She can't afford a single mistake here.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07This is great pace. That's four in already.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10She's like greased egg whitening!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13No! She's dropped number five.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Is the pressure on her body taking its toll?

0:04:17 > 0:04:21There's still a chance if she can drop it in quickly.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24KLAXON Chop their tops off, those eggs are done.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27It was a scramble with that fifth egg,

0:04:27 > 0:04:29but Claudia was so fleet of foot with the other five

0:04:29 > 0:04:33that she must be close to that 27 second target.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Mark, how exactly did she do?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37In that attempt...

0:04:37 > 0:04:40- 31.67. - Ohh!- Ohh.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44So close, but even Claudia's drastically elastic body

0:04:44 > 0:04:47couldn't quite match that super fast target.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Now, from egg yolks to big blokes, with Al and Haruka.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54THEY STRAIN

0:04:54 > 0:04:57PHONE RINGS OFFICIALLY SIGHS

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Waaah!

0:04:58 > 0:05:02These two cape wearing gladiators guarding this giant wheel

0:05:02 > 0:05:07are Ervin Katona from Serbia and Lauri Nami from Estonia.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10They're hoping to break the world record for the...

0:05:12 > 0:05:15And you won't find tyres like this on your bike.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17This thing weighs a massive...

0:05:19 > 0:05:23And they'll need to flip it up and back down the course in under...

0:05:25 > 0:05:27..to beat Ervin's existing record.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Hello.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Lauri's up first. - KLAXON

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Oh, no! His superpowers have deserted him.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39He's paying the price for taking off that tremendous cape.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Nothing to do with the cape, Al. He's carrying a muscle injury.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46This was always going to be a struggle.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50Until, sadly, he's had to abandon his attempt.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Ervin's up next. Can he beat his own record?

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Without his cape? No.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59You do know their muscles do all the work?

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Try telling that to Superman.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02What?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Wow! He's halfway already.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08And he doesn't even look...tyred.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10KER-TISHHH!

0:06:10 > 0:06:11I'll ignore that, Al.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Why aren't these supermen wearing their pants on the outside,

0:06:14 > 0:06:16for extra power?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I've no idea. But he's done it!

0:06:19 > 0:06:23The question is, was he under 43.22 seconds?

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Oh, yes.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33But if he had worn his super onesie, he would have been faster.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Ugh. Now, from tyre flipping to chopsticking.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Da-da!

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Hmmm.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Uhh.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48THEY SCREAM

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Mmm.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53MUSIC: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly By Ennio Morricone

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Three men. One obsession.

0:06:56 > 0:07:01They must break world records of the kind that you can try at home.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02From back East...

0:07:05 > 0:07:06From out West...

0:07:09 > 0:07:12And from Bournemouth...

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Previously, on Officially Competitive...

0:07:26 > 0:07:31Our terrific trio deliberately went around and round in circles.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36And rapidly rotating Ray revolved to victory to go top of the table.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Yeah!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Today's Officially Competitive sees our three record-breaking

0:07:41 > 0:07:46legends go head-to-head in a heroic combination of racket sports

0:07:46 > 0:07:47and Oriental cutlery.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49And it's one we're all involved in.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Yes, today's record is the...

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oh, and it looks like that!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Let's have the team talks.

0:08:01 > 0:08:07What can I do to make sure the team of Japan take this record?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- TRANSLATION:- Teamwork and timing are most important, Haruka.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Catch and release, catch and release, that's the secret.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15BOTH: Team Japan!

0:08:15 > 0:08:20Fine words, but last time Cherry and Steve crossed sticks it was

0:08:20 > 0:08:23The Sizzler who came away with a world record.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Steve, this is a two man record.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- I'm quite excited about this. - I'm not.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29- You're not?- No.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32So are you referring to the amount of records that have been within

0:08:32 > 0:08:35our grasp and then have been cruelly snatched away by the hand of fate?

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Yes.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Or, more likely, my feet crossing the line

0:08:39 > 0:08:40when we're throwing wet sponges.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Or your throwing abilities with lemons.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Oh, do you have to keep bringing it back to all my lack of skill?

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Yeah.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55Team UK's in disarray as usual.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Can Team USA capitalise?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Unlikely.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01All right, Ray, I'll be honest.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03This record involves chopsticks and you're not

0:09:03 > 0:09:05the best at chopsticks, and that's me being nice.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08If I wasn't being nice I'd say you suck.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11If I was being completely honest I'd be like, you really suck.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14So how are we going to do better, how are we going to beat Steve

0:09:14 > 0:09:15and Cherry?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20I don't know, Al.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Team USA in no plan shocker! Let's get the rules.

0:09:26 > 0:09:31Shuttlecocks must be delivered by a legal badminton serve.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Each shuttlecock must be placed in a bucket when caught.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37And the target for this new record is to

0:09:37 > 0:09:40catch 20 shuttlecocks in one minute.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Let us begin this beautiful union of shuttlecock

0:09:42 > 0:09:46and chopstick that I'm calling Shuttlestick!

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Team America's up first.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Three, two, one.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Go!

0:09:51 > 0:09:52First serve.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56A catch and dispatched.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58They're off to a flying start.

0:09:58 > 0:10:03Ray has come third in every chopsticks challenge ever.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05But maybe today things will be different.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Or maybe not.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Shantha has allowed Team USA's two bucket approach.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Yes, but Ray has to catch before he can release,

0:10:18 > 0:10:20and Al's serves are all over the place.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22He had to dive for that one.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Over the net, Al.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26And he's clearly unhappy with the lack of service.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Ooh! But that's a lovely catch.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32See? My serves aren't all bad.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34It's hard aiming at such a small target.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38KLAXON Attempt over. But Ray's still going for it!

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Amazing!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Can he make the catch?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44No.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Team UK are on court next.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Go!

0:10:47 > 0:10:51Steve is a genuine chopstick champ. Look at the style!

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Look at the focus!

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Look at the... Oh, no.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Yes, Steve is great with chopsticks.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02But the catching part of this record is proving tough.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06There's one!

0:11:06 > 0:11:09But it was less a catch, more a spearing.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13The chopstick impaled the shuttle and he had to free it with his hand.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Is that legal?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Nothing in the rules to say it's not.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Yes! This skewering style seems to be working.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25Can he spike this one from Ben's latest looping lob?

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Oh, so close.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Even the spearing doesn't seem to be working now.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38Oh-ho! Right in the chest. Steve looks broken.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Come on, Steve.- Stop!

0:11:41 > 0:11:45Yes, his hard won reputation as chief of the chopsticks seems

0:11:45 > 0:11:47to have been thoroughly splintered.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50I thought my serves were fine, though.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51If you say so, Ben.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Now, it's Team Japan.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Go!- Haruka serves, chipping it into the air.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Mr Cherry follows the smooth arc of the shuttle.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06And an immediate catch! Pure class.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10That wasn't badminton, that was goodminton.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Ugh. Nice one, Ben.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Our set up here is absolutely crucial.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18I'll say!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20There's no rule against the number of buckets

0:12:20 > 0:12:22and Team Japan have a whole line of them.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26So Mr Cherry can dispatch his catches with ease.

0:12:26 > 0:12:31It's 20 catches for the record and Team Japan look set on smashing it.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Yes, they genuinely practised hard for this

0:12:34 > 0:12:37and Haruka's supremely accurate serving is helping Mr Cherry

0:12:37 > 0:12:41complete catch after catch after catch.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45Cherry-san waits until the shuttle is falling and then swoops,

0:12:45 > 0:12:48timing his strike to perfection.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Like a cobra plucking doves out of the night sky.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Stop!

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Uh, yes, just like that. Anyway, what a performance!

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Truly, tiny aviation at its very finest.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04But did we break a world record? Shantha?

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Yes, we did.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08ALL: Ooh!

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Now at this point there's absolutely no way of knowing who could

0:13:11 > 0:13:15have broken that record but please, Shantha, can you reveal the results?

0:13:15 > 0:13:22Well, in joint third place, with a total of four...

0:13:22 > 0:13:25is Team UK and Team USA.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29Equal last, Ray! That's better than usual for a chopstick challenge.

0:13:29 > 0:13:35So in first place, with a total of 23, it's Team Japan!

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Ton, ton, wonton, bad-u-min-ton!

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Unbelievable.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Along with sponges in face and jelly in mouth,

0:13:45 > 0:13:48that's a third world record for Team Japan.

0:13:50 > 0:13:54And Mr Cherry is now top equal with US Ray.

0:13:54 > 0:13:59But can Steve level it up next time as our trio bare their soles

0:13:59 > 0:14:02and try to stomp their way to soggy supremacy?

0:14:02 > 0:14:07Join us then for more absolute amazingness like this.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10# Well, Claudia amazed with her bendy display

0:14:10 > 0:14:12# She used her feet to put eggs in cups

0:14:12 > 0:14:14# But her incredible contorting

0:14:14 > 0:14:15# And speedy egg sorting

0:14:15 > 0:14:17# Just weren't quite fast enough

0:14:17 > 0:14:21# Al and Ben had one to forget, serving over a badminton net

0:14:21 > 0:14:23# Ray and Steve didn't really catch a thing,

0:14:23 > 0:14:25# But team Japan got a record breaking win

0:14:25 > 0:14:28# And after this Ervin must be feeling ti-ired... #

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Hello.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32# But here come the rubbish bits

0:14:32 > 0:14:34# The outtakes! #

0:14:34 > 0:14:35PHFRRT!

0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Hooo!- Push those arms straight.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39Cleu-u-ughh!

0:14:39 > 0:14:41SHE LAUGHS Cleu-u-ughh!