0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Officially, officially officially
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Amazing!
0:00:05 > 0:00:06# Ta-da! #
0:00:07 > 0:00:09MUSIC: I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Today, I'm taking in the best of the great British summer time.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17I've got me candyfloss,
0:00:17 > 0:00:19I got one of the great works of English literature to read.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21What could possibly go wrong? SEAGULL SQUAWKS
0:00:21 > 0:00:22SQUIRTING NOISE
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Ah! Whoa!
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Well, apart from that, of course.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Here's what coming up on today's show.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29CRASH!
0:00:29 > 0:00:30Oh, really?!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36What record will this bloke attempt to break with his botty?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Find out soon.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43And Haruka, Al and I face the horror of being fed
0:00:43 > 0:00:45by our competitors' feet.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48But first, let's get back to the beach.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Meet England international handballers Mark, Corie,
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Glyn, Kathryn and Louise.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10They've come here to the Lowestoft Summer Festival
0:01:10 > 0:01:12to train up the handball stars of the future,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15and to try and break the world record for...
0:01:19 > 0:01:24This is a kempa shot and this is me meeting the kempa shooters.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Well, it's a great day guys. I'm hoping for a great record attempt.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Are you feeling confident?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Yeah, if we were indoor, we wouldn't be worried.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36But out here on the sand, it's tiring just, like, doing the, literally, the three steps.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39But, to jump, catch and throw it all in the goal and then run back and do it again,
0:01:39 > 0:01:43it's going to be really tough. But, obviously, we've got all these kids here today,
0:01:43 > 0:01:46so they'll all be watching and we really don't want to let them down.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Before we get handballing, here are the rules.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Balls must be caught and thrown while the player is in the air.
0:01:54 > 0:01:59To be valid, a shot must enter one of the four targets in the goal,
0:01:59 > 0:02:01each measuring 40cm squared.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Players must be behind a line six metres from goal when they jump,
0:02:07 > 0:02:11and the record to beat is 16 valid shots in one minute.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Guys, are you ready to see a record?
0:02:16 > 0:02:17I think that's a yes.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Three,
0:02:18 > 0:02:19two,
0:02:19 > 0:02:20one...
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Go!- Come on!
0:02:22 > 0:02:23DING! 'That's one!'
0:02:23 > 0:02:25BUZZ! Oh, it's close!
0:02:25 > 0:02:26DING! 'And that's two!'
0:02:26 > 0:02:28BUZZ! Oh, it's close again.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30DING! Really good!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34In regular handball, the team has the whole goal to shoot at,
0:02:34 > 0:02:37but this record requires pinpoint accuracy,
0:02:37 > 0:02:40and perfect passing from Louise.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Yes, lovely!- 30 seconds!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Oh, halfway, guys, halfway!
0:02:44 > 0:02:45BUZZ! Oh!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48'Mark is denied by the crossbar - excruciating!'
0:02:49 > 0:02:50BUZZ!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Oh, close!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54'Great shot from Glyn,
0:02:54 > 0:02:57but he wasn't in the air when he caught the ball.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58'It won't count.'
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- DING! - Five, four,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02three, two,
0:03:02 > 0:03:04one, time!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06That's it! That's it!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Excellent!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11'Official adjudicator Mark reviews the footage in slow-mo to
0:03:11 > 0:03:13'check that all the shots were valid.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15'Do we have a record?'
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Well, the record to beat today was 16.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19We had to disqualify four jumps
0:03:19 > 0:03:22because they were not valid.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25So, you ended up with a score...
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- of 12.- Awww, 12.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30'And there's more disappointment as attempt two sees another
0:03:30 > 0:03:32'score of 12.'
0:03:32 > 0:03:35So, while the team prepares for their final attempt,
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Al and Haruka will look at a talented bottom.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53This looks great, Haruka. What on Earth is going on?
0:03:53 > 0:03:57This is pungmul, a Korean folk-music tradition.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Great. And what's that?
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Is it like Morris dancing?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Cos I don't know what that is, either.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Kind of, but the record is for bum bounces.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Yes, of course.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Won-Tae Kwon here will attempt the record for...
0:04:16 > 0:04:19So, what is a bum bounce?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21It sounds rude.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Won-Tae bounces with one leg either side of the rope,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27twists 180 degrees in midair,
0:04:27 > 0:04:30and lands with a leg either side of the rope again.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33All I can say, Haruka, is "Ouch!".
0:04:33 > 0:04:38Indeed! The world record target is ten bounces.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Or ouches.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46This is going to be tough to watch.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48So beautiful.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55He must have undercrackers of steel!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57What do you think the fan's for?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59To cool himself down, of course.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02The last thing Won-Tae needs right now is a sweaty bottom.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05HORN BLAST
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Time's up.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Has Won-Tae bounced his bum into the record books?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Yes, he has!
0:05:14 > 0:05:1712 bum-bouncing rotations.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Won-Tae, you are a bouncy-bottomed champion.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Well, if the hat fits, Haruka...
0:05:24 > 0:05:26or even if it doesn't.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Now, back to Ben on the beach.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34After two courageous but unsuccessful efforts,
0:05:34 > 0:05:39our handballers have one final attempt to break the 16-shot target.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42This is it!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- HORN BLAST - Go!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46DING! 'Right in the top corner!'
0:05:46 > 0:05:47DING! Yes, it's a great start!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50DING! Yes, come on! Keep that up!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53'This is such hard work on sand,
0:05:53 > 0:05:56'but the crowd are driving them on.'
0:05:56 > 0:05:57BUZZ! Oh!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00'They need to stay on target to have a chance at the record.'
0:06:00 > 0:06:0130 seconds!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Come on, halfway, halfway!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06DING! 'Yes, that's more like it. Great shot!'
0:06:07 > 0:06:09DING! Yes! Lovely!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Great stuff, guys. Good pace!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14DING! 'This is looking good. Come on.'
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Ten seconds!- Come on, ten seconds left! Come on now, last push!
0:06:17 > 0:06:18BUZZ!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20'Oh! Off the line!'
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Five, four...
0:06:21 > 0:06:22BUZZ!
0:06:22 > 0:06:23..three, two...
0:06:23 > 0:06:24DING!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- ..one, time!- Ohhh!
0:06:27 > 0:06:28'That's it.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32'Did team England beat that record of 16?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35'Time for a Mark attack.'
0:06:35 > 0:06:38How did they do on their third and final attempt?
0:06:38 > 0:06:42There were only two disqualified goals,
0:06:42 > 0:06:45so you achieved...
0:06:45 > 0:06:4612 again.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48DISAPPOINTED GROANS
0:06:48 > 0:06:52I think we've proven that you guys are great at getting 12 in a minute.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Sadly, sadly, not the record, but, to me, it was still a phenomenal attempt.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Well done, guys. You're still officially amazing. Well done.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00- ALL:- Thank you, thanks.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04They gave it everything and came close three times,
0:07:04 > 0:07:07but it wasn't to be for Team England.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Now, time for a disgusting feat
0:07:09 > 0:07:11with disgusting feet.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30It is a fable as old as time itself.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Three formidable fellows, locked in mortal combat,
0:07:34 > 0:07:38competing for world records that you can try at home.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42For America, U S of Ray.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45For the UK, a Steve who sizzles.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48And for Japan, the legend himself,
0:07:48 > 0:07:50the three-time world champion,
0:07:50 > 0:07:54the Mr Cherry-san.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57This is Officially Competitive 4 Real.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Previously, on Officially Competitive.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Sizzling Steve produced a masterful display of jelly-baby
0:08:08 > 0:08:11chopstickery to beat his own world record
0:08:11 > 0:08:14and take an early lead in the competition.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17But today, there's a whiff of cheese in the bunker,
0:08:17 > 0:08:20as our competitors get their feet out.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Distressingly, those feet will be used in today's record.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Namely, to feed us with.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Yes, we'll be attempting the record for...
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Feet which are contractually obliged to be clean.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Er, which foot will I be getting?
0:08:46 > 0:08:47This one.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- All right, there's close enough. - Yeah?- Yeah.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53It's hairier than I thought and refreshing to see someone who
0:08:53 > 0:08:56takes such a lax attitude to toenail maintenance.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58That right foot, what makes that so special?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Why can it hold a spoonful of jelly?
0:09:03 > 0:09:04I don't know.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08It is humbling to watch such a master tactician at work.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10This is a tough record. Please tell me you've been practising.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Of course I've been practising.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Good. With who? My grandma.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- Your grandmother?- Oh, yeah, she loves Jell-o.- All right.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Thank you, Grandma. We're doing this for you, boo.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20I'm sorry, Grandma Ray,
0:09:20 > 0:09:24but Mr Cherry's toes want this record badly.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28How difficult is it using the spoon and scooping the jelly out?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- TRANSLATION:- Oh, very difficult,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35but I've been practising with my TV remote control,
0:09:35 > 0:09:39changing channels with my toes and adjusting volume and so forth.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42My favourite channel is CBBC, obviously,
0:09:42 > 0:09:45but I've watched a lot of CBeebies by accident.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Here are the disgusting rules.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Any flavour jelly may be used.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Competitors may choose the size of their spoon.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Only the spoon may transfer jelly to the mouth,
0:09:58 > 0:10:01and only the foot may touch the spoon.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05The target for this disconcerting new world record
0:10:05 > 0:10:09is 100g of jelly in 30 seconds.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11To try this at home, you'll need...
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Up first, playing for Grandma Ray, Team USA.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Al, any last words?
0:10:22 > 0:10:23I'm unhappy.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Unfettered excitement from Al.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Three,
0:10:26 > 0:10:27two,
0:10:27 > 0:10:28one,
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- go! - HORN BLAST
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Awkward foot action from US Ray,
0:10:33 > 0:10:36but that's one spoonful eaten.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39The jelly almost felly from Al's mouth there,
0:10:39 > 0:10:41but he slurped it back in.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Heroic improvisation!
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Oh, no!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Ray's dropped a whole spoonful
0:10:51 > 0:10:53You're losing the spoon, Ray!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Don't lose the spoon, Ray!
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Oh, you lost the spoon.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Disaster!
0:11:00 > 0:11:01- HORN BLAST - Stop!
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Grandma Ray was expecting better than that.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Shantha weighs the remaining jelly to calculate how much Al ate.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Can Team UK do any better?
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Three,
0:11:14 > 0:11:15two,
0:11:15 > 0:11:16one,
0:11:16 > 0:11:17- go! - HORN BLAST
0:11:20 > 0:11:24The marooned trout position is working out that well for Ben.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26And look at the foot-based focus on his face.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Steve's dropped some Jell-O.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34But, check out this sublime scoffing from Ben.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Come on.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I'm a jelly-eating dynamo!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Ten seconds left.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Sizzler's put his foot in the Jell-O.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Luckily, the bit going in Ben's mouth didn't get covered in foot.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50And, for that, I'll be forever thankful.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51- HORN BLAST - Stop!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Steve, you'll need to get the jelly off your foot
0:11:54 > 0:11:57and put it back in the tray.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Yes, such are the fine margins in elite record-breaking.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04The jelly must be scraped from Steve's foot in order to
0:12:04 > 0:12:06calculate our score.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07STEVE: Is that OK, Shantha?
0:12:07 > 0:12:08There's still a lot...
0:12:08 > 0:12:11You might need to get right in there, Shantha, so don't be afraid.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Shantha's not satisfied with Steve's jelly removal skills.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18She will never forget this day.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20No matter how hard she tries.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26Mr Cherry spent three hours patriotically pedicuring his toes for this record.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28A mark of the man.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- HORN - Go!
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Look at the poise adopted by the great man!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38The balance of a ballerina
0:12:38 > 0:12:41with the Jell-O delivery of a butler.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Haruka is getting bulbous mouthfuls every time.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46This is impressive.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Can they beat that 100g target?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Ten seconds left.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Well, I hope this isn't all for nothing.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Five,
0:12:56 > 0:12:58four,
0:12:58 > 0:12:59three,
0:12:59 > 0:13:00two,
0:13:00 > 0:13:01one, stop!
0:13:01 > 0:13:02A jelly good show all round,
0:13:02 > 0:13:06if a trifle disappointing for Team USA.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Do we have a new world record?
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Yes.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13In third place...
0:13:14 > 0:13:16with 8g...
0:13:16 > 0:13:18A mere 92g short of the target.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20.. is Team USA.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I'm sorry, Grandma Ray.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24And the winner,
0:13:24 > 0:13:27with a total of 127 grams...
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Obliterating the record.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34..is Team Japan.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39So, Team Japan claims the world record!
0:13:39 > 0:13:42And Al and I were fed by feet
0:13:42 > 0:13:43for nothing.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Which means Mr Cherry gets the competitive point
0:13:46 > 0:13:48and joins Steve at the top of the league.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52The pressure is on Ray now.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55How will he perform in hula-hoop racing?
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Find out next time,
0:13:56 > 0:14:01when we return with more ginormously juicy records like these.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04# Well, the England team couldn't quite live the dream
0:14:04 > 0:14:05# and break record on the beach.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09# They gave they got with their kempa shots
0:14:09 > 0:14:11# but 16 was just out of reach.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12# Our presenters had the treat
0:14:12 > 0:14:15# of jelly fed by our competitors' feet.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17# Team Japan were the best
0:14:17 > 0:14:18# at this smelly jelly test.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22# And Won-Tae's bouncing botty was amazing!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26#But here come the rubbish bits -
0:14:26 > 0:14:27# the outtakes! #
0:14:30 > 0:14:34And we're hoping to witness an incredible wec...wecord?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36We're hoping to witness a wecord.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Official adjudicator Pampa...
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Let's just go. Let's go.