Episode 6

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Officially, officially, officially... Amazing! #

0:00:05 > 0:00:06BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:00:06 > 0:00:08ENGINE REVS Welcome to Officially Amazing,

0:00:08 > 0:00:10the show that brings you more

0:00:10 > 0:00:13world records than you can shake a record-breaking stick

0:00:13 > 0:00:16at record-breaking pace at.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19Today sees the return of the Moffatt brothers.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Alistair, why do you always insist on driving like

0:00:22 > 0:00:25an absolute hooligan when I'm in the car?

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Ben, I haven't even put the key in yet.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30Just pretend. It's called being dramatic.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Here's what's coming up on the rest of today's show.

0:00:37 > 0:00:43Which body part will these caped crusaders use to crush these cans?

0:00:44 > 0:00:49And the miraculous Moffatts return to reclaim an old record.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51But first, three more magical mavericks.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Yeah. Ha-ha-ha. Woo-hoo-hoo. Uh-oh.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00THWACK!

0:01:03 > 0:01:07..three superheroes have assembled once more

0:01:07 > 0:01:09to attempt world records...

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Woohoo!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12..that you can try at home.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16From the States, it's the Ray Man.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20From Japan, the Cherry Bomb

0:01:20 > 0:01:24and from the UK, Dr Sizzle

0:01:24 > 0:01:28or Steve for short.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29This is...

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Previously on Officially Competitive...

0:01:37 > 0:01:42Steve made like the Pharaohs and built an award-winning pyramid.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46Leaving Cherry-san adrift at the bottom of the table.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48But that could all change today with the...

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Let's get the team talks.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57You must have undertaken some serious toilet roll-based research?

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Yes, I have been to many supermarkets

0:01:58 > 0:02:01and bought many different kind of rolls.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03So do all the supermarkets in your local area

0:02:03 > 0:02:05think you've got really loose bowels?

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Er, I hope not.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Awkward!

0:02:10 > 0:02:14So Steve's researched this one top to bottom.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Is Ray ready to rock and roll too?

0:02:17 > 0:02:21You noticed the difference between US toilet paper and UK toilet paper?

0:02:21 > 0:02:22All feels good.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27King of the bathroom. Number one.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Actually, number two.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32Whatever your number is, Ray, Mr Cherry has it.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Well, Cherry-san, you told me that you actually practised

0:02:36 > 0:02:41on the plane on the way from Japan. How was that?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- TRANSLATION:- Yes, like all the best athletes,

0:02:43 > 0:02:46I do prefer to train at altitude.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48But, eventually, the cabin crew told me

0:02:48 > 0:02:51they'd rather I practised after we landed, like.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Sensible advice from the flight team there.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Now, the loo rules.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01A standard 2-ply, 240-sheet roll must be used.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Only one hand may be used for the unravelling.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09If any tissue is detached from the roll, the attempt is disqualified.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13And the record to beat is 9.8 seconds.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15If you want to try this yourself,

0:03:15 > 0:03:19please make sure it's not your family's last roll.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21TOILET NOISES AND FLUSHING

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Sorry, guys, I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32All right, oh. I would give it a minute in there.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Oof.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Shantha, over to you.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Three, two, one.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41- AIR HORN - Go.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Before he can even start unrolling,

0:03:43 > 0:03:48Cherry must break the seal without using his other hand.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Oh, he's struggling.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Worse still, his Japanese loo rolls have been disqualified

0:03:53 > 0:03:55for not having enough sheets.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58All that altitude training was for nothing.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03How will he cope now in this tricky, toilety test?

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Oh, this is some riveting unravelling.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Yes, that arm is rotating at full speed.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14And he's done.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19His roll can unroll no further, so the attempt is over.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Can Ray wipe up a storm in response?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24- AIR HORN - Go.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Look at Ray attack that seal.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28But wait!

0:04:30 > 0:04:34He attacked it too much and four sheets of that precious paper

0:04:34 > 0:04:36have been savagely ripped off.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38What? No!

0:04:38 > 0:04:42Does that end Ray's bathroom-themed dreams?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Well, that is up to Shantha.

0:04:45 > 0:04:50Look at him. He's an unwhirling dervish.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52It's almost hypnotic.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Ray has refused to unravel while unravelling.

0:04:55 > 0:05:01He does not deserve disqualification after this textbook toilet rolling.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05That's not your call, Al. But if he doesn't win,

0:05:05 > 0:05:08at least there'll be plenty of tissue to wipe away his tears.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Harsh, Ben.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Come on, Sizzler.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12- AIR HORN - Go.

0:05:12 > 0:05:18It's taking valuable seconds to break that seal. Not a great start.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21No, indeed. He's already getting BOGGED down.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Come on, Sizzle.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28What a twirly tornado of tumbling tissue.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Has a lifetime of using British loo roll given Steve a crucial edge?

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Surely not. Loo roll is the same the world over.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Except in Japan, where it's shorter.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Stop.- Uncurling complete. Nice one, Sizzler.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47A tissue, a tissue, it all falls down.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Let's find out who uncoiled the quickest.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Shantha, have we broken a world record?

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- No, we haven't.- Aw.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Never mind though. There's still the

0:05:58 > 0:06:00all-important competitive point to play for.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Shantha, the results please.

0:06:02 > 0:06:07Ray, you were disqualified as you ripped the paper from the roll.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Two disqualifications in a row!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Oh, Ray.

0:06:12 > 0:06:18And in first place, with a time of 43.583 seconds,

0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Steve. - BOTH: Yeah!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Oh, excellent work, Sizz.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27- I know, I couldn't believe it. - I didn't think any of us could.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Yes, for once things have unravelled in the right way

0:06:29 > 0:06:31for the Sizzler.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32And he tops the leaderboard.

0:06:32 > 0:06:37And, remarkably, Mr Cherry's still rock bottom.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Next time, he needs to put his lucky pants on,

0:06:40 > 0:06:42then take them off, then back on again.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Now, from pants to parking.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Aw.

0:06:52 > 0:06:57Yes, those magnificent Moffatts in their motoring machines are back.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00We've seen these spectacular stunt-driving siblings

0:07:00 > 0:07:03set a stunning six records in four series.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06But today, their remarkable record-breaking run

0:07:06 > 0:07:08is under severe threat.

0:07:08 > 0:07:13Back in series two, Alistair and John claimed the record for the...

0:07:15 > 0:07:19..as they slid two cars into this petite parking spot.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22But Chinese pair Tian Linwen and Xia Hongjun

0:07:22 > 0:07:24have since beaten it twice

0:07:24 > 0:07:28with their alternative, simultaneous parking method -

0:07:28 > 0:07:33setting a record of just 42cm of space between the four cars.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Now the brothers want their title back.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40So the Chinese team set the record at 42cm.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Guys, what are you hoping for today?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Well, we're going to play it safe as we can

0:07:44 > 0:07:46and we're just going to go for 41.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Sounds sensible. So, Trevor, you're here as the kind of

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- support team and maybe offer a few words of wisdom.- Yeah, I can watch

0:07:52 > 0:07:55what's happening from the outside and I can give them some feedback

0:07:55 > 0:07:56with where they're going wrong.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- HE LAUGHS - What do you mean go wrong?

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Best of luck, guys. You're going to regain this record today.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03I've got a good feeling. Come on.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05I've also got some rules.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Once parked, the cars must not be touching each other

0:08:09 > 0:08:11and wheels must be within 30cm of

0:08:11 > 0:08:14this white curb without touching it.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15The target is to leave

0:08:15 > 0:08:20a total space between all the cars of 41cm.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22So, the Moffatts are ready for their first attempt

0:08:22 > 0:08:24at regaining their old record.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30John in the white car comes screeching in,

0:08:30 > 0:08:31and Alistair is right behind him.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35That was good.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39Look at that. Incredible precision on the first go.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Seems good from this angle.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Ooh, but John may be too far from the white curb.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Ah, and the two Moffatt motors are touching,

0:08:47 > 0:08:49so that attempt is invalid.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Unbelievably close.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Here they go again.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Come on now.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59John needs to get as tight to that first car as possible.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00He's in.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Oh, it's good, it's good.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Can Alistair squeeze into the gap that's left?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08They're clear of the parked cars and the curb.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09But, oh, no.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Same problem.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13We got a touch situation right here.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15What do they need to do right now?

0:09:15 > 0:09:16They just need to concentrate.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19I think you need to concentrate, channel their inner Moffatt

0:09:19 > 0:09:21and tell them what they need to do.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- All right.- I taught them everything they know.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Is that why they keep messing up?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28All right, let's do this. Come on. Let's go, Moffatts!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33John's in safely.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Oh, Alistair careers into the curb.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39They're refusing to give up.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Could this be the one?

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Ah.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44What a car-tastophe.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48That's not really parking, that's just stopping.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51This is proving tough, even for the Moffatts.

0:09:51 > 0:09:56In a record where the distances to begin with are so minute,

0:09:56 > 0:09:58you've got to be perfect.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Could this be the first time we see the brothers fail to break a record?

0:10:02 > 0:10:07Find out after watching two titans with a CAN-do attitude.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12- AIR RUSHES - Oh...

0:10:12 > 0:10:14SHE LAUGHS

0:10:17 > 0:10:18We're in China for an epic battle

0:10:18 > 0:10:22to discover who has the toughest shoulder blades on Earth.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Or, to give its official name...

0:10:30 > 0:10:31And please...

0:10:32 > 0:10:35These guys are trained professionals,

0:10:35 > 0:10:38as you can tell from their magnificent capes.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40The USA's Fabrizio Milito

0:10:40 > 0:10:43holds the current record at 41 cans.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46China's Feng Yixi is here to take it off him.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Go.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51MUSIC: Hearts On Fire by John Cafferty

0:10:51 > 0:10:52Look at him go!

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I had no idea shoulder blades could be so powerful...

0:10:55 > 0:10:56or so useful.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59To give him the best chance of breaking that record,

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Feng relies on his helper to place those cans quickly.

0:11:03 > 0:11:08Can after can reduced to nothing more than recyclable garbage.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10- AIR HORN - Time's up.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Has he beaten Fabrizio's record of 41?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Oh, 51!

0:11:17 > 0:11:22Our brave American looks CRUSHED. CAN he recover?

0:11:22 > 0:11:23AIR HORN

0:11:23 > 0:11:25MUSIC: You're The Best by Joe 'Bean' Esposito

0:11:25 > 0:11:29- He's certainly off to a fast start. - His helper needs to be careful.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33This is a bit like hand-feeding pork chops to a lion.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34ROAR

0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Get it wrong, and you'll lose some fingers.- Heroic scenes.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Could he top Feng's tin-wrecking record?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42- AIR HORN - That's time.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Has he reclaimed his can-crushing crown?

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Just now, Fabrizio, you achieved a final total of...

0:11:51 > 0:11:54..60 cans. It's a brand-new world record title.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Wow!

0:11:56 > 0:11:5860 cans.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01And he CAN-not believe it.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03But while fabulous Fab is feted

0:12:03 > 0:12:06and has the proud pose of a true champion,

0:12:06 > 0:12:08foiled Feng looks furious.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12Hopefully, we won't see another frowning face like that today.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Come on, the Moffatts!

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Alistair and John are trying to break the record

0:12:16 > 0:12:18for the tightest double parallel park

0:12:18 > 0:12:23but the only thing being broken so far is that poor, white curb.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28These motoring masters have never failed us before,

0:12:28 > 0:12:33but their perfect record-breaking record is now in serious jeopardy.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Here they come once more.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Ooh, could this be good?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46The cars aren't touching,

0:12:46 > 0:12:51but Alistair's more than 30cm from the line so it won't be valid.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Alistair, not quite worked just yet. I've got full confidence.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Have you?

0:12:56 > 0:12:59It's on and there's a gap there so we'll try and fit a car in it.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02If it can be done, then the Moffatts can do it. Come on!

0:13:02 > 0:13:05They're still confident but it's late in the day

0:13:05 > 0:13:07and this will have to be their final attempt.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Can they get that precision timing dead on?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Can they claim yet another world record?

0:13:15 > 0:13:18They're putting everything into this

0:13:18 > 0:13:20but it has to work this time.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Cracking car-eography from the magical Moffatts.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29But have they pulled this off?

0:13:29 > 0:13:34They have an anxious wait as adjudicator Mark checks their work.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36This is going to be close.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40So, Mark, please don't keep us in suspense any longer.

0:13:40 > 0:13:41What are your results?

0:13:41 > 0:13:45I can tell you that with a distance of 41cm,

0:13:45 > 0:13:47we've a brand-new Guinness World Records title.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50THEY CLAP AND CHEER

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- Congratulations. - Thank you very much.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Incredible!

0:13:53 > 0:13:55The brothers' refusal to give up

0:13:55 > 0:13:58means their record-breaking run remains intact.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02Join us next time for more genuine genius like this.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05# Well, our competitors rushed and were a little bit flushed

0:14:05 > 0:14:08# As they unravelled for a victory

0:14:08 > 0:14:10# The loo roll flew as Steve beat the other two

0:14:10 > 0:14:12# And won single-handedly

0:14:12 > 0:14:16# Alistair and John were back with a record-reclaiming attack

0:14:16 > 0:14:17# And our mighty Moffatt men

0:14:17 > 0:14:20# Got their double parking record back again

0:14:20 > 0:14:24# And Fabrizio crushed Feng's dreams with his mighty shoulders

0:14:24 > 0:14:27# But here come the rubbish bits

0:14:27 > 0:14:29# The outtakes! #

0:14:32 > 0:14:34I haven't even put the key in yet.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Oh, I've forgotten my line. Argh!

0:14:36 > 0:14:40And with a distance of 7.5, no, that's not right.

0:14:40 > 0:14:41THEY LAUGH