Episode 9

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Officially, officially, officially amazing! #

0:00:06 > 0:00:07WHISTLE FART NOISE

0:00:07 > 0:00:09Welcome to Officially Amazing,

0:00:09 > 0:00:11the show that travels the world

0:00:11 > 0:00:16to bring you the most remarkable raucous and rollicking records!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Here's what's coming up on today's show.

0:00:20 > 0:00:24Why is this dough being danced with, and not eaten?

0:00:25 > 0:00:28And, # bum bum bu-u-um! #

0:00:28 > 0:00:32Our heroes compete in a cheeky chase for a record.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34But first, here comes the cavalry.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43Hya! Hya! Hyaaa! Oh! Ah!

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Last series we saw world class stunt rider Ben Atkinson

0:00:48 > 0:00:51pull off an astonishing Roman riding

0:00:51 > 0:00:53world record with this incredible leap.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Now he's back, and he's brought a friend -

0:01:00 > 0:01:03the equally fearless Mike Collin.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07And today, with the help of joyful steed Jasmine, they'll be

0:01:07 > 0:01:11battling each other as they both attempt the world record for...

0:01:15 > 0:01:19This dangerous, exhausting record requires competitors to

0:01:19 > 0:01:24dismount, touch the ground and then remount the horse at a rapid speed.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Let's get Ben and Mike's thoughts.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28How do you even go about learning that

0:01:28 > 0:01:30kind of trick in the first place?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32That sounds incredibly dangerous.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Uh, yeah, it is, it's quite daunting at first.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37But you do spend a lot of time in training on a barrel which

0:01:37 > 0:01:40has got a saddle on, so it basically saves the horse's back.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Neither of you are wearing helmets for this record attempt, why is that?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46We're coming down the sides of the horse, kind of keeping very

0:01:46 > 0:01:48close to the pommels at the front and at the back.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50The straps that the helmets use can easily get caught on these

0:01:50 > 0:01:53pommels and cause serious injuries to the neck,

0:01:53 > 0:01:55so the helmet is not really used for safety reasons.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Do we think that either of you are going to break the record today?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00- I think Ben can.- I'm not sure.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01ALL LAUGH

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Fellas, as lovely as this has been, if I want to get the real

0:02:04 > 0:02:07nitty gritty, I'm going to have to go straight to the horse's mouth.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11Jazz, how are you feeling about today's record attempt?

0:02:11 > 0:02:12- JAZZ:- "I'm chomping at the bit, Ben.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16- "I've been training for this, and I'm in clip-clop condition." - Hmm.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Anyway, enough of this horsing around,

0:02:18 > 0:02:19shall we check out the rules?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23"That would be very help-foal. Thank you."

0:02:25 > 0:02:28The horse must be cantering for the entire attempt.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32The rider's feet must touch the floor on each dismount.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36And the record to beat is 16 mounts and dismounts in 30 seconds.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40And remember, Ben and Mike are experienced,

0:02:40 > 0:02:42fully-trained stunt riders.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Do NOT try and do anything like this yourself!

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Ben's up first, while Mike will help guide

0:02:48 > 0:02:51and encourage Jazz from the centre of the circle.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Three, two, one, go!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55HORN SOUNDS

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Immediately, we can see the intense skill this requires.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03And look at the physical effort as Ben grips the pommel

0:03:03 > 0:03:05and propels himself onto the saddle!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09This is a really strong start. But oh!

0:03:09 > 0:03:14It looks like Ben somehow got stuck! What happened there?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16You were going great and then something,

0:03:16 > 0:03:17what, your leg got caught?

0:03:17 > 0:03:19The pommel went between my boot and my leg.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Just a bit of a dead leg, it's all right.- Yeah.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Ben is quickly back in the saddle. - Go!

0:03:23 > 0:03:24HORN BLASTS

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Mounting and dismounting a moving horse is hard enough,

0:03:28 > 0:03:30but Ben must also do it at pace.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34To break the record, he needs to be in constant motion.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40And look. Each time he's making sure his feet briefly touch the ground.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Stunning stunt work!

0:03:42 > 0:03:47Time's almost up. Jazz is going strong, but Ben must be exhausted.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48- Time. - HORN SOUNDS

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Oh, time!

0:03:49 > 0:03:54Ben lasted the full 30 seconds that time, despite that bang on the leg.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Before we find out how he did, it's Mike's turn.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58- Go! - HORN SOUNDS

0:03:58 > 0:04:03And he's throwing himself into this, flinging his legs on and off Jazz

0:04:03 > 0:04:07while ferociously gripping that pommel to retain his balance.

0:04:07 > 0:04:12Speed, strength, coordination, bravery. It's all needed here.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Can he keep going for the full 30 seconds?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18The strain on the body is immense.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- HORN BLASTS - Time.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Oh, that was time!

0:04:21 > 0:04:25That was excellent! Mike, you must be exhausted after that.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Little bit, yeah. Whether it was enough? Not a clue.

0:04:29 > 0:04:34So, did either Mike or Ben reach that target of 16?

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Ben, you went first.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38In your attempt, you achieved

0:04:38 > 0:04:4014 dismounts and mounts.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Mike, you achieved

0:04:43 > 0:04:47- 15...- Oh, you're kidding me.- ..so, one off the record.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48So close!

0:04:48 > 0:04:52So close, in fact, that despite his exhaustion,

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Mike is insisting on one last effort.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59Find out how he does after some dough throwing with Al and Haruka.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Ah ah ah ahhhhhh whooo!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- HARUKA:- Al, do you remember the pizza record attempt

0:05:11 > 0:05:12from our last series?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14- AL:- Of course I dough!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Bake That are my favourite boy band of all time!

0:05:17 > 0:05:18- ALL: Pizza dough! - Pizza dough.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21MUSIC: Everybody (Backstreet's Back) by Backstreet Boys

0:05:21 > 0:05:26Sadly, they failed to break the record for...

0:05:26 > 0:05:29But by popular demand, they are back for another try.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- # Backstreet's back, alright! # - Yeah!

0:05:32 > 0:05:34A quick reminder, then.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35For a roll to count,

0:05:35 > 0:05:39the pizza base must be in contact with the body at all times.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42And if the dough tears, the attempt is over.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45The record to beat is 37 rolls.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Lee Moon Ky is representing the

0:05:48 > 0:05:50band, and he's off!

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Come on, Lee.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Ping that pizza. Fling that flan.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Throw that dough. And do it fast.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oh, he's dropped it.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00No! What a save.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Breathtaking stuff.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Time is almost up. He must be close!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11The very definition of fast food.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Woo hoo!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14A jubilant scream from the host,

0:06:14 > 0:06:17as the adjudicators check for any tears.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Has he done it?

0:06:19 > 0:06:20The result is 38.

0:06:20 > 0:06:2238 pizza rolls!

0:06:22 > 0:06:25The boys are dough-lirious with joy.

0:06:25 > 0:06:30But will awesome horseman Mike be celebrating too? Let's find out.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Ben and Mike both came close to

0:06:33 > 0:06:35that target of 16 mounts and dismounts.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Now a shattered Mike is giving it one last go.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40- HORN SOUNDS - Go!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43He needs to be mounting and dismounting faster than once

0:06:43 > 0:06:47every two seconds to achieve world record pace.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49This will take a phenomenal force of will.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53The faster he goes, the more dangerous this is.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56But Mike looks to be in full control.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00- That's it, good!- Every muscle on his body must be aching.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Just one tired slip would end his chances.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Come on, keep going! Lean back.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08He looks exhausted.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Come on, Mike!- Time! - HORN SOUNDS

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Was all that effort worth it? Has he cracked 16 this time?

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Mark, exactly how did he do?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18In the 30 seconds, you achieved

0:07:19 > 0:07:2216, which equals the Guinness World Records title!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Congratulations.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26He's too weary to celebrate,

0:07:26 > 0:07:30but what an amazing achievement from Mike, and the joyful Jasmine.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Now, some more horsing around with three other fighting fillies.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Huuuuh.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Aaaaaaah!

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Ah ah ah!

0:07:46 > 0:07:50Yes, coming to a TV near you right now, three legends

0:07:50 > 0:07:55of the silver screen, attempting world records you can try too!

0:07:56 > 0:08:00They are - the icon from Japan,

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Mr Cherry!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04The American dreamboat,

0:08:04 > 0:08:06US Ray!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08And the stiff upper lip himself,

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Britain's Sizzling Steve!

0:08:11 > 0:08:13And they're all starring in...

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- AL:- Previously on Officially Competitive...

0:08:25 > 0:08:28After faces repeatedly met pie,

0:08:28 > 0:08:33Team USA emerged victorious thanks to a double disqualification.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34That puts Ray joint top

0:08:34 > 0:08:36of the scoreboard with Steve.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37But today's record

0:08:37 > 0:08:39is all about the bottom.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41In our last series, Mr Cherry

0:08:41 > 0:08:43dragged his delicate derriere to victory

0:08:43 > 0:08:45in the bum-scooting event.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47- HARUKA:- But, can he keep his

0:08:47 > 0:08:49top bottom record intact today,

0:08:49 > 0:08:52in the fastest 20m bum walk?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Let's get his thoughts, in the team talks.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59What gives your bottom an edge?

0:08:59 > 0:09:02- TRANSLATION:- Well, my bum

0:09:02 > 0:09:04is constantly in training.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Even now, it's working, clenching,

0:09:06 > 0:09:09unclenching. It never sleeps.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10- IN ENGLISH:- Pants power!

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Poo poo poo!

0:09:12 > 0:09:16Cherry bum-scooted twice as fast as Steve last time.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Will bum-walking be more the Sizzler's style?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21What muscles are you using?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Uh, the backside, mainly.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25- The gluteus maximus?- Yes.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Or in your case,

0:09:26 > 0:09:29the gluteus minimus effortus.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30- Yep.- Yes.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32How have you prepared your derriere

0:09:32 > 0:09:33- for the task in hand?- I haven't.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Really?- Yep.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Fail to prepare, prepare to fail, Steve.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Ray's rear is always raring to go.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45How are you going to bum-walk

0:09:45 > 0:09:46to the title?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48One cheek at a time.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49One cheek at a time.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51You put your right cheek in.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Put your right cheek out.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54There we go.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Well, I've never heard THAT verse of the hokey cokey.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Let's get to the bottom of the rules.

0:10:02 > 0:10:07Competitors may only move by lifting each buttock in turn.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Bum-scooting or dragging yourself

0:10:08 > 0:10:11with your feet are not allowed.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14And the record to beat is to travel 20m in less than...

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Mr Cherry's up first.- Ready? - REPLIES IN JAPANESE

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Three, two, one!

0:10:22 > 0:10:23- Go! - HORN SOUNDS

0:10:23 > 0:10:26And he's exploding into action!

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Sort of.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Look at this!

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Cherry-san's buttocks were truly made for walking -

0:10:35 > 0:10:36amongst other things.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40HARUKA CHANTS IN JAPANESE

0:10:40 > 0:10:42That's some great encouragement from the sidelines, Haruka!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44What exactly are you saying?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49I'm just telling him to hurry up, and to keep going.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Oh. I expected it to be one of your

0:10:52 > 0:10:54classic samurai mantras.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Uh, no. Sorry.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Ancient samurai mantras rarely involve giggles, Al.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05And Cherry's toe breaches the finish line!

0:11:05 > 0:11:08He's laid down an impressive haunch-let - I mean, gauntlet.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11My bum is bum-alicious!

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Stirring scenes.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Can Steve be equally bum-bastic?

0:11:16 > 0:11:17- Go! - HORN SOUNDS

0:11:17 > 0:11:18Yeah, 16!

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Is it true Steve's still carrying a thigh

0:11:21 > 0:11:24strain from the bum-scoot in our last series?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Yes, but after a nice bath

0:11:26 > 0:11:28last night he's fine! See?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Look at that lovely wiggle!

0:11:31 > 0:11:34I admit, I was tempted to write Steve off in this event.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38But this is an impressive pace, in terms of bum-walking.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Yes, Steve may well have found his niche -

0:11:40 > 0:11:43a sport that involves sitting down!

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Mr Cherry must be sweating.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48He desperately needs to win an event!

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Come on! 'Keep going!'

0:11:51 > 0:11:52STEVE: No. -No?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Aww.- He's gone.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55HALF-HEARTED CLAPPING

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Euggh. After all that time,

0:11:58 > 0:12:00he barely made it halfway before bumming out!

0:12:00 > 0:12:04I have big hopes for Ray's little buns of steel, though.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Do it, Ray!

0:12:05 > 0:12:06- Go! - HORN BLASTS

0:12:06 > 0:12:10- Go. A ha ha! Here we go. - And there they are.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13A fabulous demonstration of ro-buttocks!

0:12:14 > 0:12:15- There you go!- He's almost past

0:12:15 > 0:12:17the point of Sizzler's collapse.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Could he beat Cherry-san?

0:12:19 > 0:12:23'Come on, Ray! Propel that patriotic posterior!

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Show the world what

0:12:25 > 0:12:27American backsides are made of!

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Rarely have I seen such a brisk bottom!

0:12:30 > 0:12:33These are exciting times in the world of bum-walking.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Ray has a truly terrific

0:12:36 > 0:12:37tushie-twisting technique.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Come on, power, let's go!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Come on, yeah!

0:12:42 > 0:12:46So, did Ray or Cherry come close to the record of

0:12:46 > 0:12:47one minute and four seconds?

0:12:49 > 0:12:53I don't believe I've ever seen such mighty fine bum-walking.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57Could it get even better? Shantha, have we a world record?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- No. - ALL: Awwww.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04Fear not! There's still the all-important point to play for.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Shantha, the results please.

0:13:06 > 0:13:11Steve, I had to disqualify you as you collapsed before the 10m mark.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Why does Steve look so surprised?

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Ray, I had to disqualify you as you scooted

0:13:16 > 0:13:19and used your feet to drag you forward.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22But that is a surprise! Shantha

0:13:22 > 0:13:25deems Ray's style to be illegal.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Shockwaves reverberate just outside the bunker -

0:13:28 > 0:13:31a second double disqualification in a row.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33So the winner, with a time of

0:13:33 > 0:13:361 minute and 13.839 seconds,

0:13:36 > 0:13:38is Mr Cherry!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40CHERRY CHEERS

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Cherry really needed that win -

0:13:42 > 0:13:44he's now top equal.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Or bottom equal, if you like.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52But who will break clear of the pack

0:13:52 > 0:13:54next time, as our terrific trio

0:13:54 > 0:13:58face a record of truly dizzying proportions?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Join us then for another feast

0:14:00 > 0:14:03of official fabulousness, like this.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05# Well, Mike and Ben

0:14:05 > 0:14:06# Are amazing horsemen

0:14:06 > 0:14:08# And with the help of fair Jasmine

0:14:08 > 0:14:09# Mike did 16 dismounts

0:14:09 > 0:14:11# A record-equalling amount

0:14:11 > 0:14:13# So we say "well done" to him

0:14:13 > 0:14:15# Our competitors' rears did the talking

0:14:15 > 0:14:17# As they battled at speed bum-walking

0:14:17 > 0:14:19# But a double disqualification

0:14:19 > 0:14:21# Meant that Cherry got some cheeky elation

0:14:21 > 0:14:22# And Lee Moon Ky did the business

0:14:22 > 0:14:24# With his do-ough #

0:14:24 > 0:14:25Pizza dough.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28# But here come the rubbish bits

0:14:28 > 0:14:29# The outtakes! #

0:14:29 > 0:14:30FART NOISE

0:14:30 > 0:14:33HORN SOUND TRAILS OFF

0:14:33 > 0:14:36So, how are you feeling about today's record attempt?

0:14:36 > 0:14:37JASMINE HUFFS

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Whoa-ho-ho-ho! I mean, come on.