0:00:02 > 0:00:03Attention all humans...
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- ATCHOO! - Will somebody get him a tissue?
0:00:17 > 0:00:19HE LAUGHS
0:00:28 > 0:00:30HE KEEPS LAUGHING
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Boo!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42HE SCREAMS
0:00:42 > 0:00:45HE LAUGHS
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Za-ba!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20APPLAUSE
0:01:24 > 0:01:26HE SINGS TO HIMSELF
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Hmm?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Oh! Oh?
0:01:44 > 0:01:45CRACKING
0:01:45 > 0:01:48APPLAUSE
0:02:02 > 0:02:04HE SNORES
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Aargh!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16THEY SCREAM
0:02:16 > 0:02:19HE SHOUTS ANGRILY
0:02:23 > 0:02:25HEAVY METAL MUSIC
0:02:30 > 0:02:33HEAVY FOOTSTEPS AND GROWLING
0:02:36 > 0:02:39THEY WHIMPER
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Hey!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52BATTERY GROWLS
0:02:53 > 0:02:55DINOSAUR ROARS
0:03:04 > 0:03:07BATTERY PANTS DEEPLY
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Yay!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17TANGO MUSIC
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Argh!
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Hey!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41THE OTHER CONKER SIGHS
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Huh?!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52HE SCREAMS
0:03:52 > 0:03:54HE LAUGHS
0:03:54 > 0:03:56THEY PANT MANICALLY
0:03:59 > 0:04:01REMOTE CONTROL LAUGHS
0:04:08 > 0:04:10BREAD SHOUTS ANGRILY
0:04:10 > 0:04:12REMOTE CONTROL LAUGHS
0:04:18 > 0:04:21APPLAUSE
0:04:33 > 0:04:35APPLAUSE
0:04:44 > 0:04:46THEY LAUGH
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Ah-ha!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51HE LAUGHS
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Hello!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59BLUE TOOTHBRUSH LAUGHS
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Hmmm!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11SHE LAUGHS
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Ha-ha!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Bah!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Argh!- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30THEY SHOUT ANGRILY
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Weee! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Whee! Huh? Oh...!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Wahey! Ha-ha!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Ba-doing, ba-doing!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Oh!- Oh!- Hey!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Oh!- Mmmm!- Coo-ey!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Weeee!
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Cha-cha-cha!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21THEY GASP
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Oh!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28HE GROANS
0:06:28 > 0:06:30THEY BLEAT
0:06:30 > 0:06:33WHISTLE BLOWS
0:06:40 > 0:06:43WHISTLE CONTINUES BLOWING
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Baaa!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56HE LAUGHS
0:06:56 > 0:06:58WHISTLE KEEPS BLOWING
0:07:02 > 0:07:04THEY BLEAT
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Ah!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24PHONE RINGS
0:07:26 > 0:07:28BELT HISSES
0:07:31 > 0:07:35IT GROANS AND STRUGGLES
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Oooh...argh...
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Mmmmm.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Oooh...eeeee!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Ooh...
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Hello! Ah-he-he-he!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09TAPE-MEASURE SCREAMS
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Oh...
0:08:17 > 0:08:20THEY LAUGH
0:08:20 > 0:08:23You're watching Ooglies!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27HE SINGS TO HIMSELF
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Ha-ha-ha!
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Hey-hey!
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Ha-ha!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Hmmm!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Oh-oh...- Mmmm.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Oh! Ooga-ooga!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Oh!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14HE LAUGHS
0:09:18 > 0:09:20HE LAUGHS
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Ooga-ooga!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25HE LAUGHS
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Ho-ho!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31THEY GASP
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Ooga-ooga!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36ENGINE STARTS
0:09:36 > 0:09:39THEY SCREAM
0:09:39 > 0:09:41LOUD CRASH
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Ha-ha! Yeah!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53HE PANTS
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Yabba-oh!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Oh...oh...oh...
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Weee!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07THEY LAUGH
0:10:14 > 0:10:17GROWLING
0:10:17 > 0:10:19THEY SCREAM
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Oh! Oh!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30GROWLING
0:10:38 > 0:10:40HE SIGHS
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Dad! Dad!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50HE SNORES
0:10:50 > 0:10:52HE LAUGHS
0:10:53 > 0:10:56THEY LAUGH
0:10:59 > 0:11:01THEY GROAN
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Oh!
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Oh!
0:11:17 > 0:11:20HE WAILS
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Argh! Oh...
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Oh... Hello?
0:11:39 > 0:11:42RAZOR BUZZES
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Ta-da!
0:11:52 > 0:11:56HE SCREAMS AND SHOUTS ANGRILY
0:11:59 > 0:12:01CRASHING AND BANGING
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Ooglies!
0:12:07 > 0:12:10PEAS SNORE
0:12:18 > 0:12:20HE LAUGHS
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Tick, tock...
0:12:24 > 0:12:27ALARM RINGS
0:12:29 > 0:12:30ALARM CLOCK SPLUTTERS
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Brrr!
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Oh! Ha-ha!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Wow!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Argh!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Mmmm! Ah!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Huh?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Oh...
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Oh! Ah!
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Sorry!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44HE WHISTLES AND PLAYS GUITAR
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