Crime Crackers

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Three happy pets, one crazy goose

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It all went bad When the goose got loose

0:00:07 > 0:00:08# Crazy times and that's the truth

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Boop, boop, be-doop, doop Doopedy, doop

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Prof's machine held a big surprise

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# All the pets got trapped inside

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# All of them got superised

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Boop, boop, be-doop, boop Boopedy-doop

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# What is P Town going to do?

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Some other pets got souped up, too

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Watch out, she's coming through

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# I'll get you, Pet Squad!

0:00:29 > 0:00:30# Pet squad. #

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oops!

0:00:33 > 0:00:38WHISTLING

0:00:38 > 0:00:40- A-a-a-a-a-h-h-h!- Whoa!

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Pet Squad to the res...cue.

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Whoopsie.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Oh, no.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Not the Pet Squad.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Help! Help!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Caw!

0:00:55 > 0:00:56Hand over the lady

0:00:56 > 0:00:59and we might take you without a fight, Mother Goose.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Or then again, haw!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Oooh, ow!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Oh, you can have the old lady.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10A-a-a-a-h-h-h!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Ouch-o!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Ow! Hey, what was that for?

0:01:18 > 0:01:21See you, suckers! Ha-ha-ha!

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Big smile for the P Town Press. - Ooh, ooh, team photo!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Ah!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Pet Squad save the day again.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Such busy lives.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Not lazing around like you, eh, Sheeba?- Miaow.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Now, who's hungry?- Miaow.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44HE BARKS

0:01:44 > 0:01:47HE SQUEAKS

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Well, my latest invention is sizzling in the pan -

0:01:50 > 0:01:52exploding sausages.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Guaranteed tastier than an old remote, Bingo.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59HE SQUEAKS

0:01:59 > 0:02:03And the thief made off with the whole brontosaurus skeleton,

0:02:03 > 0:02:06but he was caught on the museum security cameras.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Naughty Pet Squad.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Not well-behaved like my pets, eh, Sheeba?

0:02:18 > 0:02:20BANG!

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Oh, goody. The sausages sound nice and explody.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27OK, that was not me.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31But we saw you on TV. You can't argue with TV.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Looks like you went sleep-walkies last night

0:02:34 > 0:02:36and we've got to sort it.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38But I didn't do anything!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Come on, Dodgey. We're out of here.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43HE WHIMPERS

0:02:44 > 0:02:47SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

0:02:50 > 0:02:53I promise - it wasn't me!

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Wahoo!

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Sausage time! Pets?

0:03:02 > 0:03:06A-a-a-a-a-a-h-h-h!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08A-a-a-a-a-a-h-h-h!

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Woo-hoo-hoo!

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Superisation is go, go, go.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Ha-ha-ha!

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Hi-ya!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39HE BURPS

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Wo-ho-ho-ho-ho!- Whoa!

0:03:45 > 0:03:48I love fighting crime!

0:03:48 > 0:03:52I hate fighting crime on an empty tummy.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55We're not fighting a crime.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58We'll find the bones and return them to the museum.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01It's sort of a crime, Dodge. You stole them.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Pepe, stop!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05He-he-he! Whoa!

0:04:05 > 0:04:10For the kazillionth time, Sheeba - it wasn't me!

0:04:10 > 0:04:15Hey! It's that lousy mutt who stole our dinosaur bones.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17A-a-a-a-h-h-h!

0:04:19 > 0:04:20You big bone thief!

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Get out of here, go on! Get away, you mangy dog.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30What a beautiful sight.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36A-a-a-a-h-h-h!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Wilbur, Norman, take these bones away!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43We're on it, ma'am.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48SHE HUMS A TUNE

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Who's a pretty boy, then?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Caw, caw!

0:04:53 > 0:04:57It's me, Posey. Whose crackers?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Your crackers, Posey.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08With my brains and your many looks, Posey...

0:05:10 > 0:05:14..Pet Squad will soon be locked up in the pet-itentiary,

0:05:14 > 0:05:16leaving me to rule over P Town

0:05:16 > 0:05:19with a feathered vest. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Bow down to your future queen.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25More!

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Not until you've completed stage two of the plan.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31You've got the Pet Squad fur. Get on with it!

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Caw! All right, all right.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Caw! Caw!

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Hi-ya!

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, Posey.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50I'm right hungry!

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Hey, Sheeba, you're on telly.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05And so, P Town residents are advised

0:06:05 > 0:06:08to steer clear of these two feral pets

0:06:08 > 0:06:10until they are brought to justice.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13That was not me.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16But we all saw it on TV.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18You can't argue with TV. Right, Bingo?

0:06:18 > 0:06:22- Right.- Wrong. Someone set us up.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26We find the bones, we find out who's behind all of this.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28So, get on it, Dodgey.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33HE SNIFFS

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Hey, Pepe. Follow that nose.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Whoa! Hey!

0:06:41 > 0:06:42HE SNIFFS

0:06:42 > 0:06:45There, that's what my nose was sniffing out.

0:06:50 > 0:06:55Those bones are being dumped here by ducks, and you know what that means.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58To Mother Goose's observatory?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02All right, Posey.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Let's see how you got on with the final stage of my plan.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10And so, for chewing up library books,

0:07:10 > 0:07:13the third and final member of Pet Squad

0:07:13 > 0:07:16is on P Town's most-wanted list.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Nice one, Posey.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Caw!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Whose crackers? - Your crackers, Posey.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Caw! Thank you.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Now I get it.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36That fur-snatching granny was a shape-changing parrot.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38He disguised himself as me.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42And me, then Bingo. For crackers!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Oh, crackers.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Bingo!

0:07:48 > 0:07:51HE WHIMPERS

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Crackers!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh, here they are.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59P Town's most-wanted.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- You'll never get away with this. - Oh, I will. Ha-ha!

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- If anyone objects to what I'm doing...- What?

0:08:10 > 0:08:14I don't know what all the fuss is about these crackers. Squeak!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Caw! Posey's crackers!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22C-a-a-a-a-w-w-w!

0:08:22 > 0:08:25A-a-a-a-h-h-h! Squeak!

0:08:25 > 0:08:27THUMP! CRASH!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Ow, ow, ow!

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Get him off me! Squeak! Squeak!

0:08:32 > 0:08:34How can we tell which is the real Bingo?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37It's obviously me, I'm Bingo.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40No, I'm Bingo, aren't I?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Heads up, Bingo. Sausages!

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Sausages? About time! Where?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Posey, get them out of my sight!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Caw!

0:09:10 > 0:09:14Yo, Big Face, whose crackers?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Huh?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Caw! Caw!

0:09:21 > 0:09:26Caw! Who's a pretty boy, then?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28I should have known better

0:09:28 > 0:09:31than to put my faith in a cracker-crazy parrot.

0:09:31 > 0:09:36Nobody impersonates Pet Squad and gets away with it. And as for you...

0:09:36 > 0:09:40I'd love to stick around to see you guys humiliated further,

0:09:40 > 0:09:42but I've got to go.

0:09:42 > 0:09:47See you next time, Pet Squad!

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Whoa! Whoa! A-a-a-a-h-h-h!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54A-a-a-a-h-h-h!

0:09:54 > 0:09:57And so the dinosaur bones were brought back to the museum

0:09:57 > 0:10:00and the charges against Pet Squad dropped.

0:10:00 > 0:10:05Caw! Who's a pretty boy, then?

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Pet Squad saves the day again.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13Well, I don't know about you, but all this TV is making me hungry.

0:10:13 > 0:10:18Who's up for some delicious exploding sausages?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23BANG!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Oh, sausages! Ha-ha!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28HE BURPS

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