0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Three happy pets
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# One crazy goose
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It all went bad when the goose got loose
0:00:07 > 0:00:08# Crazy times, and that's the truth
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Boo-boo-be-do-do Doo-be-de-doo
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Prof's machine held a big surprise
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# For all the pets got trapped inside
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# All of them got superised
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Boo-boo-be-do-do Boo-be-de-doo
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# Oh, what's P Town going to do?
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Some other pets got souped up too
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Watch out, she's coming through. #
0:00:26 > 0:00:28I'll get you, Pet Squad!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# P-P-Pet Squad. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oops! Eek.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Ah, Dodge and Sheeba, what a cute puppy and kitten you two were.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42This is when I just rescued poor,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45starving, baby Bingo from the pet shop.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Who loves you, big girl? I do.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50And I always will.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Oh, I need a tissue.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59That's enough of the cute stuff.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04'Coming up on Channel Paw, the new channel just for pets.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07'Strictly Pet Dancing.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10'Pets Have Got Talent and Pets Do The Funniest Things.'
0:01:10 > 0:01:14I love this new TV channel.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17MANIACAL LAUGHTER
0:01:17 > 0:01:20QUACKING
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Hee-hee. A most excellent, genius plan.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26The pets of P Town love my new TV channel.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha!
0:01:29 > 0:01:34Even that super-fluffball Bingo.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Now for the clever bit.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39LAUGHS
0:01:39 > 0:01:44Calling all pets. Listen to Mommy.
0:01:44 > 0:01:49Come to me. Up the hill. Come To me.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Feel the power. LAUGHS
0:01:58 > 0:02:03Wait till the good citizens of P Town beg! "Give me back my doggy."
0:02:03 > 0:02:09"I want my budgie." I'll say, "Of course, in return for a crown."
0:02:09 > 0:02:14Then I will flatten this town and make way for...
0:02:15 > 0:02:17..Gooseland!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20LAUGHS DEMONICALLY
0:02:20 > 0:02:21THEY ALL LAUGH
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Silence! Only I do the evil laugh.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27MOTHER GOOSE LAUGHS
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Hello, food.
0:02:29 > 0:02:34You so need to clean your ears, Bingo.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36'Up the hill...'
0:02:36 > 0:02:39That is officially weird.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40SIREN
0:02:40 > 0:02:45- Pet Squad, we're needed. Dodge?- Ready-O.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47And you, Bingo.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51THEY SQUEAK
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Eeee!
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Waaa! Eeeee!
0:03:01 > 0:03:06- Yeoooow!- Yeee-haaaaa!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Superisation is go, go, go.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Hah-ha-ha.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Heey-ya! Miaaow.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Eeek, ow-ow-ow!
0:03:38 > 0:03:43Pet Squad, I need you. It's Fluffums.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- Go on, Chief, we're listening. - She's left me.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51She's heading up the hill to the observatory with all the other pets.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54HE WAILS
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Mother Goose is up to something big.
0:03:58 > 0:04:04P Town's pets seem to be under her spell. Help us!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- We're on it, Chief.- Huh?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11WHISTLES: Pepe!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Pepe! Land here, pronto. - Okey-doke, lady.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Wa-a-a-ah, oh!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22It's Fluffums.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Leave her to me. Fluffums! Catch.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31It's worse than we thought.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- No boomerang reflects. - Where is Bingo?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Bingo, come back!
0:04:40 > 0:04:45To Mummy. Channel Paw.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50Go to mummy, up the hill. Channel Paw.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Channel Paw?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Channel Paw! I get it.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Mother Goose is using mind-control on TV.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08We need to get inside the observatory and stop this.
0:05:08 > 0:05:13No, cut! Where's the passion? Where's the rage?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16I want to feel something, you know what I'm saying?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18And, action!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Yeeeooow!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Eeeow!
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Hii-ya!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Are you getting my best side?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Enough! Go to the test card.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46'We apologise for these technical difficulties.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50'Keep coming, my pets.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52'I'm waiting to greet you.'
0:05:53 > 0:05:55This ain't working.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59I need to take out the satellite dish.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Come on, doggy.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Well, hello there, dishy. I'm Pepe.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I like long country walks and roaring fires.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Sorry, Pepe, but we need to borrow your new friend.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- You'll never separate us.- OK.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26How would you two like to take a trip together?
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Oh, a mini-break. Let's go. I'm thinking Paris.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Or maybe Venice.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35(Good, that's put an end to Mother Goose's broadcasts.)
0:06:38 > 0:06:41You pets, go home!
0:06:41 > 0:06:45They're still under Mother Goose's power.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50Hopefully it'll wear off soon, we just need to get Bingo before...
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Before what?!- Huh?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Bingo? Are you OK? Come here.
0:06:56 > 0:07:01Yes, go on, Bingo, go to them and finish them!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03BINGO ROARS
0:07:10 > 0:07:12You said it would wear off soon.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15We need to get him away from Mother Goose. Pepe.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Oooh... Whoaaa! Waaa!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Go through the roof!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Waaaah... Ouch!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34To the duckcopter!
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Ha-ha-ha! One of the Pet Squad doing everything I say!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Oh, the day just gets better and better.
0:07:44 > 0:07:49Bingo, it's time to talk to all our furry friends.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Yes, Mummy.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Pets of P Town. These animals are your enemies.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Attack them!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Er, Sheeba...
0:08:06 > 0:08:11Oh, we've lost him. Bingo has become one of them.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Pet Squad is finished.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16If I'm cut up, the Prof will be heartbroken.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Now all he'll have left is his memories
0:08:19 > 0:08:21and the home movie.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23The home movie! Dodge, you're a genius.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25WHISTLES: Home, Pepe.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Home sweet home for you, dishy dish.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35We've got company.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Now, let's see the Bingo we all know and love.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Who loves you, Bingo?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44I do. And I always will.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Attack them! Attack!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Wow! What am I doing?
0:08:52 > 0:08:57That's me, baby Bingo. And I'm attacking my best friends. Boo-hoo!
0:08:57 > 0:09:02Listen to me, Bingo. You're doing it for Mummy.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05No, you listen to me.
0:09:05 > 0:09:11I am a guinea pig. Hear me ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-oar!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Great to have you back, Bingo.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20But could you get off my head, please?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Oh, it's great to be back.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Well, I never wanted these stupid pets anyway.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41No, I hate pets.
0:09:41 > 0:09:48They were just my hostages until I got P Town! Ha-ha-ha
0:09:48 > 0:09:50SHE GULPS
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Er... cut. Waaaah!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59And just to make sure Mother Goose never does this again,
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I'm throwing this away.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Sorry, Pepe. Be brave.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06It's fine, we've grown apart.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09She was getting secret text messages from a microwave.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11I know I shouldn't, but...
0:10:14 > 0:10:16What?
0:10:18 > 0:10:23Oh, Bingo. Always the little-ist, always the hungriest.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26I wouldn't have you any other way.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30BINGO MUNCHES AND BELCHES
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
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