0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Three pampered pets
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# One crazy goose
0:00:05 > 0:00:06# It all went bad when the goose got loose
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Crazy times, and that's the truth
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Boo-boo-be-do-do Doo-be-de-doo
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Prof's machine held a big surprise
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# For all the pets got trapped inside
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# All of them got superised
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Boo-boo-be-do-do Boo-be-de-doo
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# Oh, what's P Town gonna do?
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Some other pets got souped up, too
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Watch out, she's coming through... #
0:00:26 > 0:00:28I'll get you, Pet Squad!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# P-P-Pet Squad. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oops! Eek.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Wo-ha-ha!- Ya!
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Your half-baked bean plan has BEAN thwarted!
0:00:53 > 0:00:58Yeah, you've bean caught red-handed. Attack!
0:00:58 > 0:01:03- Huh!- Er, guys, I'm stuck.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Quack, quack, quack. Quack, quack.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Whammo.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Hi-yah!
0:01:13 > 0:01:20- Bingo! Stop Norman and Wilbur! - Oh, OK, er...this way.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Wah!
0:01:28 > 0:01:34Let me guess, those freaky fur-ball menaces, Pet Squad.
0:01:35 > 0:01:41- Ha...- Well, they're too late. I have beans! Mwah-ha-ha!
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- Hey! I was enjoying that!- Ew.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53BURP
0:01:57 > 0:02:00It does seem like a lot of fuss over some beans.
0:02:03 > 0:02:08I have done it! Havoc is mein middle name. Ha, ha, ha.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13Ah, ha, ha ha.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Tarquin is your middle name.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Dr Two Heads. Stop bickering and tell my imbecile army
0:02:21 > 0:02:24exactly what that bean extract does.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28By combining gelatine, helium, treacle and bean juice,
0:02:28 > 0:02:33I have quite brilliantly created a liquid that makes duck droppings
0:02:33 > 0:02:38into super odiferous green projectile objects!
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- What?- Hey?- Huh?- Quack, quack.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46He means your poo is going to smell real bad!
0:02:46 > 0:02:51And he only did a teensy bit of stirring.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Oh!- Ah!- Er!
0:02:53 > 0:02:59You duckies will be my bomb squadron. P Town will stink!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Everyone will leave and then I will build a new,
0:03:02 > 0:03:07non-stinky Gooseland and be queen!
0:03:07 > 0:03:11All thanks to Mother Goose's poodlebug juice. Ha, ha!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Mother Goose's!
0:03:13 > 0:03:19- Go, Mother Goose, think stink. - Nein! I must test ze juice.
0:03:19 > 0:03:24Test? Oh, no tests. Test schmest.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28PARP
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Yuk!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33BANGING
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Oh, what is that noise? Meow.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Look, pets, the self-banging drum.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41ALARM
0:03:41 > 0:03:45What's that?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Wow! Oh!
0:03:51 > 0:03:55SQUEAK, SQUEAK, SQUEAK
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- Ahh!- Prr-ahh!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Yee-ha!
0:04:05 > 0:04:11- Waaa-ohhh!- Yeaow!- Woo-hoo-hoo!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Yaow!
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Superisation is go, go, go.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Huh-ha-ha.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Hi-yah! Meow.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Ooh!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44PARP
0:04:47 > 0:04:52Pet Squad, we need you, P Town is being stink bombed.
0:04:54 > 0:04:59We're on it. Smells don't scare us, Chief Delaney.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02PARP
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Ahh!- Ahh!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- That stinks!- Ew!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Uh!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Oh, oh!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Urgh!- Ahh!- Ahh!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26BEEP BEEP
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Hu-aahhh!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Ducks! I might have known.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Mother Goose is the one stinking out P Town.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41See, Sheeba, it wasn't all me. Ooh!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43PARP
0:05:43 > 0:05:48- Pepe, stop!- Wow!- We have to engage the ducks in aerial combat.
0:05:48 > 0:05:53- Roger that. Let's go and get those ducks.- I'll hold the coats.
0:05:53 > 0:06:00Bingo, you're my wing man. We need a jet engine, landing gear, a bread roll gun and some sound effects.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05Affirmative! Engaging gadgets. Or...we could clean.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Go, go, go!- OK, Roger!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Er...I'm Bingo.
0:06:10 > 0:06:17- Come aboard, pussy cat.- OK, Dodge. Don't go too hiiiiiggggghhh...
0:06:17 > 0:06:20BEEP BEEP
0:06:20 > 0:06:25Perfect! The people are leaving in droves! Keep it up, boys.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Steady with the bread! Wait for it, chaps. Fire!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Quack, quack, quack, quack.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Wah!
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Quack. Quack.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Duck! At five o'clock.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55And at seven...three...ten and twenty past nine!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Ha, ha! Huh?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Wah, ah, ah. Ha-ha-ha...
0:07:12 > 0:07:17Ohh! Wow! Ahh!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Quack.- Woah!- Quack.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Wahh!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Wow!
0:07:29 > 0:07:34Noo! Pet Squad have pinged my pong!
0:07:34 > 0:07:41But! Like all total geniuses, I have a plan b.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Hah!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48GLUG, GLUG, GLUG
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- Wunderbar. Time for das mega-boom!- Nein!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55My genius invention is not a toy.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00Yeah, yeah, whatever. Ha-ha-ha. Fire up the duck-copter!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Nice work, Bingo.
0:08:02 > 0:08:07- Those ducks weren't all they were quacked up to be.- At ease, squadron.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Bally good show. But... Oh, Bingo!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I haven't! Not this time.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15SNIFF SNIFF
0:08:15 > 0:08:22Ohh.. Pepe? Is that a fajita I see before me? Woah!
0:08:22 > 0:08:28- The stink is causing hallucinations. How?- Because of them!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Hallucinations?! Perfect!
0:08:36 > 0:08:41Get Pet Squad. Send them loopy! Finish them!
0:08:41 > 0:08:46Huh? They're coming for us.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Use these.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Poop avoidance radar, engaged.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57PARP
0:08:57 > 0:09:03- Excuse me.- That's it! We need turbo power to stop those ducks. Dodge!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Strap Bingo to Pepe. Hold it in till I say go!
0:09:09 > 0:09:15- Crikey O'Reilly!- Ready!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18OK, Bingo, aim!
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- I'm not liking the look of this! - Let rip!
0:09:22 > 0:09:27PAARRRPPP
0:09:29 > 0:09:33No! They won't drop on their own mother?
0:09:33 > 0:09:38- Ja, they will not be able to stop themselves.- Oh! Save me!
0:09:38 > 0:09:44Quick! Give me a pen, a mask, a tunnel!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- This way.- No, this way!
0:09:47 > 0:09:53Ready, aim, chups away.
0:09:53 > 0:09:58# I'm a naughty little shepherdess
0:09:58 > 0:10:00# Do, doo, ahh... #
0:10:00 > 0:10:05- See you, boys.- Ahh!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Drop in again some time!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Phew!- Purrrr.- Woof, woof.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Oh, my good pets. I've forgotten to feed you, haven't I?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Oh, dear. All I have is...
0:10:21 > 0:10:25a nice tin of beans.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27PARP
0:10:27 > 0:10:30No takers?
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