0:00:33 > 0:00:38- It's no use, Mother Goose! - Do something, you fatties!
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- Yeah, have this! - Not the chocolates, you fool!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Yummy!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Stop right there!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56These stolen chocolates are going back
0:00:56 > 0:01:00to the supermarket, Mother Goose! You were caught red-handed on PTTV.
0:01:02 > 0:01:08Pathetic! Go to the pet store and get me a proper evil sidekick!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Something nasty, with big teeth, or sharp claws!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14A croc! A tarantula!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Anything but a duck!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Love you, Mummy.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22HE SNORES
0:01:26 > 0:01:32'We're coming to you live from P-Town, where it's Carnival day!
0:01:32 > 0:01:37'There's stalls, a live procession, there's something for everyone!'
0:01:37 > 0:01:39What's all this?
0:01:40 > 0:01:45Ooh, no, no, this Carnival's far too crowded for you pets.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48'And now, a word from this year's sponsor!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50'P Town Red Hot Chilli Pizzas!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52'Come on down and grab a pizza!
0:01:52 > 0:01:57'With 12 red chillies in every squirt of sauce!'
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Now, I must finish my new invention.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03The electric salad spinner!
0:02:24 > 0:02:28'Synchronisation is go, go, go!'
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Ha, ha, ha!
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Hi-ya! Miaow.
0:02:54 > 0:02:59- Well, what's in the box?- It's a red hot chilli pizza, ma'am.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Not that box, meathead!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03That pet shop box!
0:03:03 > 0:03:09- It's a tortoise, Mummy.- A tortoise?! What good is a tortoise to me?
0:03:09 > 0:03:15Telescopic neck or spine? No. He's nothing but a glorified doorstop!
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Featherbrains! I can't even trust you two to find a pet that...
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, diddle dums!
0:03:50 > 0:03:55Meet Timmy, the tortoise that P Town has taken to its heart.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58A surprise attraction, this gentle giant...
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Well, wouldn't you know? It's our old friend Mother Goose.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Her tortoise seems harmless enough. Kinda cute even!
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Don't you believe it.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I'm going up to find out what she's really up to!
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Extra large, please! With extra sauce!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Holy pepperoni!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Right. Let's get this show on the road.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Time to get this half-shell hibernating!
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Crush P Town and make way for Gooseland!
0:05:17 > 0:05:18All right?
0:05:21 > 0:05:27Counting sheep makes everyone sleep! How many sheep have we got? One...
0:05:27 > 0:05:30SHE SNORES
0:05:30 > 0:05:32If that tortoise dozes off,
0:05:32 > 0:05:36he'll turn P Town into the world's flattest pizza base!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Hold it there, Pepe!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Our only hope is to make him shrink.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47So what's with the buckets of cold water?
0:05:47 > 0:05:51If hot stuff makes him bigger, what's going to make him smaller?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Cold stuff! Ready, Pepe!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Pepe!- Pepe!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Mmmm! Ice cream!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Woah. Now THAT was a...
0:06:13 > 0:06:16close one.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Mummy, wakey-wakey, Mummy.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22SHE SQUAWKS
0:06:22 > 0:06:26How many times, don't sneak up on me when I'm thinking!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Well? Is it working?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32The tortoise is getting sleepy, Mummy.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34And Pet Squad are stuck on ground level.
0:06:34 > 0:06:40I knew this project was too big for those do-gooding freaks!
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Now! Let's speed things along with a little music!
0:06:44 > 0:06:45SHE WHISTLES
0:06:47 > 0:06:49VIOLINS PLAY
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Er, Mummy, are you sure about this crushing plan?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Wilbur, it's the greatest plan I ever had.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Only I've been thinking, how are we going to build Gooseland
0:07:00 > 0:07:02with a five-mile sleeping tortoise in the way?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Stop!
0:07:04 > 0:07:08As I was just telling Wilbur, if the tortoise falls asleep,
0:07:08 > 0:07:10he'll be getting in the way!
0:07:10 > 0:07:14We don't want him dozing, we want him... Dancing!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18We'll trample P Town!
0:07:18 > 0:07:23You, change that tune! You, dance!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Show him how it's done!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29THEY PLAY FASTER MUSIC
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Ha-ha! That's the end of P Town!
0:07:37 > 0:07:41And there is not a thing Pet Squad can do!
0:07:41 > 0:07:45News just in. He's flattened the art gallery, Mummy.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48And it sounds like the Pet Adventury might be next.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Fabulous! Ha-ha!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Who's a pretty boy, then?
0:08:02 > 0:08:07So once Dodge is in his mouth, I switch on the ice cream. Got it?
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Squad, let's roll!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Oh! Pizza!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Pizza!
0:08:31 > 0:08:36Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! This place is chilli hot!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39OK, Dodge, you've seen the movies.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41You know how this one plays.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46Hey, Smokin' Joe! I guess you think you're hot!
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Well, get this!
0:08:47 > 0:08:52No-one, but no-one, turns the heat up on this pooch!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55It's not working, why is it not working...?
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Not bad!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Yummy!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10We have shrinkage!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Ha-ha! Oh, I love it!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Hold up! Where are you fools going?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Lazy good-for-nothings!
0:09:19 > 0:09:23No, Mummy! It's us! We're going down!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25No! Knickers!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28This is Pet Squad's doing, isn't it?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31SHE SQUAWKS
0:09:31 > 0:09:35You haven't seen the last of me, Pet Squad!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Reel 'em in, Bingo!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Uh, it's getting kinda cosy in here.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Maybe I should...
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Nice work, Squad!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Say, old friend.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Your taste for the hot stuff's been causing some problems.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56What say we take you home
0:09:56 > 0:09:59and get you and your taste buds desouped?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05THEY SNORE
0:10:06 > 0:10:12There you all are! I thought you'd run off to join in the Carnival!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14HE CHUCKLES
0:10:14 > 0:10:19Look, I've finally finished it. My electric salad spinner.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Ooh! I say, it's a tortoise!
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Well, Mr Tortoise, it's your lucky day!
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