0:00:01 > 0:00:03# Three pampered pets
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# One crazy goose
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It all went bad when the goose got loose
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Crazy times, and that's the truth
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Boo-boo-be-do-do Doo-be-de-doo
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Prof's machine held a big surprise
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# For all the pets got trapped inside
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# All of them got superised
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Boo-boo-be-do-do Boo-be-de-doo
0:00:20 > 0:00:21# Oh, what's P Town going to do?
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Some other pets got souped up, too
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Watch out, she's coming through... #
0:00:26 > 0:00:27I'll get you, Pet Squad!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# P-P-Pet Squad! #
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oops! Eek.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34ALARM RINGS
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- Purr!- Ramo!
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Whoopsie!
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Oh...
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Looks like a false alarm!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Na-na!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Come and get it.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54I knew it!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00BINGO PANTS
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Oh. Excuse me, madam.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Quack, quack.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08I think we should tie the knot.
0:01:14 > 0:01:19Oh, goody. A game of bride and seek.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24To the duck-copter!
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Why does Mother Goose want a wedding dress?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Maybe she's getting married, Sheeba?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37# La-la-la, la-la-la
0:01:37 > 0:01:39# La-la-la-la-la-la
0:01:39 > 0:01:42# La-la-la, la-la-la
0:01:42 > 0:01:44# La-la, la-la-la-la, la-la #
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Oh, no. This won't do, my lovely pets.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49You look like you've been in a fracas,
0:01:49 > 0:01:53and today of all days we need to look our best.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Pepe! Grooming time.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Hello, do you want conditioner?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Eek!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06THEY SQUEAK
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Perfect. Smerelda will adore you.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Woof?- Yes, Dodge.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Daddy has found love on the Internet.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Bingo. Sheeba. Meet Smerelda.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24She's wonderful.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26She makes me feel special.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28And she's on her way over.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Our first date!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Cooey.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Who's in charge around here?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I am, Madame.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- In charge, are we? - HE GULPS
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Hey, Wilbur, this lady can do impressions of Mother Goose.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Totally fooled you!
0:02:48 > 0:02:53Ha-ha-ha-ha! Just like I fooled the supposedly brainy professor.
0:02:53 > 0:02:59He loves me and today's the day we set the date for our wedding.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- You're in love with the Professor? - No, you loaf-eating lump.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07When we're married, everything he owns will be mine.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Including the Superiser.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13But the best bit is the Pet Squad will be mine, too.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Heh-heh-heh!
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Ha-ha! Heh-heh!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19And as soon as they are, it'll be...
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Heh-heh-heh!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Fire up the duck-mobile!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29SNIFFS
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Hm, not bad.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35Dodge, Sheeba, Bingo...ready?
0:03:37 > 0:03:38TYRES SCREECH
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Well, hello, big brain.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48THE PROFESSOR LAUGHS
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Oh, hello, you.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56No, hello YOU.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58HE GASPS For me?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Mmm.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Will...you...
0:04:04 > 0:04:05marry me?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Moi?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11I'd be delighted! This afternoon, City Hall, 2pm?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14You've made me the happiest goo...I mean, girl in town!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- ALL:- Eugh!
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Guess who's going to be your new mumsy-wumsy?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Oh-ho-ho! A wedding!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I don't have a thing to wear.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Huh? We need to superise, fast!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37SQUEAKING
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Agh!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Meow!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Yee-ha!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Woah!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Meo... Oh!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Woo-hoo-hoo!
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- SUPERISER: - Superisation is go, go, go!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Ha ha!
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Ha-ya!
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Meow.
0:05:28 > 0:05:33Smerelda is Mother Goose. That's why she was at the wedding shop.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35We have to stop this wedding.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36But how?
0:05:36 > 0:05:41- Erm...any chance of stopping it after the buffet?- I've got an idea.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44We get the professor to meet another woman, fall in love,
0:05:44 > 0:05:46and stop the wedding.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49We have more chance of finding a flying, talking, pig of the week.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Yeah, Dodge, what kind of woman would be stupid enough
0:05:52 > 0:05:54to go with your plan?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Oh.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Perfect.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03KNOCK ON DOOR
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Hm?
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Well, hello. We must stop meeting like this.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12But we've never met like this.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14In fact, we've never met.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17We have. In my dreams.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20My name is Bing...Bingolina
0:06:20 > 0:06:23and you're my knight in shining harbour.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27No! I said armour, bingo, not harbour!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Nice plan, bonehead.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32OK, the cat knows nothing.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Lick him on the face and wag your tail.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38RADIO INTERFERENCE
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Come here, you.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Oh...
0:06:43 > 0:06:47There appears to be another woman. Over.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Another woman?!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52No-one muscles in on my guy!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Get into disguise.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58It's time to get married!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Now, this is all very flattering, young lady,
0:07:01 > 0:07:04but I'm afraid I'm spoken for.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Don't deny me happiness. I feel lighter than air.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Tell me you feel the same.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Strangely, I do...!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Cooey, angel!
0:07:17 > 0:07:22Couldn't wait to become Mrs Prof, so I brought the wedding forward.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24To City Hall.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- SHEEBA WHISTLES - Pepe!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32PEPE SINGS THE BRIDAL CHORUS
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Bingo, come on.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I've just been rejected.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I need to comfort eat.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Time for some whamo, bammo, kaboom!
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Whoa, there.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48We can't just steam in, Dodge.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50The professor is in love.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52We'll break his heart.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56And I know what that feels like.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58We have to be more subtle.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59I can do subtle.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01We need to make him fall out of love.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I can do that as well, Sheeba.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05But can you wear a hat?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08And now you make your vows.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09DOOR OPENS
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Nice day for it.- Excuse us.- Sorry.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Make it snappy.
0:08:15 > 0:08:21Repeat after me. I, Smerelda Morticia Cruella De Pond.
0:08:21 > 0:08:27- ALL:- I, Smerelda Morticia Cruella De Pond
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Not you! Me!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31I blah blah blah blah.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36Do take thee, Alphonse Logarithm Quark.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Do take thee, blah blah blah.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43To be my lawfully wedded husband.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Yes, what you just said. But faster.
0:08:45 > 0:08:50In sickness and health, for richer and poorer, till death do us part.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52The ring, pronto!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Just hold your finger out.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00THEY GROWL
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Meow!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06The Pet Squad!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Get them! Agh!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14You're not Smerelda, my one and only love poppet.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16You're Mother Goose!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Pulverise them!
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Ha-ha!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Uh-heh-heh.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Huh!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Agh!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Woah!
0:09:42 > 0:09:45No! Get me out of here!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Agh!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- Woo-hoo!- All right!
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Huh?
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Phew, I had a lucky escape.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Imagine being married to that grumpy goose.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09All I wanted was some love in my life.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10- Meow.- Squeak.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Perhaps I should seek out the lovely Bingolina again.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18But she came and went like a dream.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Who needs a wife!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27I love you all, too.
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