Bling Me to Your Laser

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0:00:01 > 0:00:03# Three pampered pets

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# One crazy goose

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It all went bad when the goose got loose

0:00:07 > 0:00:08# Crazy times, and that's the truth

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Boo-boo-be-do-do Doo-be-de-doo

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Prof's machine held a big surprise

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# For all the pets got trapped inside

0:00:15 > 0:00:16# All of them got superised

0:00:16 > 0:00:20# Boo-boo-be-do-do Boo-be-de-doo

0:00:20 > 0:00:21# Oh, what's P Town going to do?

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Some other pets got souped up too

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Watch out, she's coming through. #

0:00:26 > 0:00:28I'll get you, Pet Squad!

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# P-P-Pet Squad. #

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oops! Eek.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Do-do-do-hey-hey

0:00:34 > 0:00:35# Dance with me all night

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# And all day do-do Dance with me all night. #

0:00:38 > 0:00:44Ooh, Daisy Knights is doing a concert in P Town! Guess who's got a ticket.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Ooh! DODGE WHINES

0:00:47 > 0:00:51I'd walk over to you, Dodge, only I can't in my latest invention.

0:00:51 > 0:00:56COMPUTERISED SOUNDS AND DISCO MUSIC

0:00:56 > 0:00:59LOUD BANG Ooh! I can only boogie!

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Miaooow!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03# Dancy-dance, dance, dance With me all night

0:01:03 > 0:01:06# Dancy-dance, dance, dance With me all night

0:01:06 > 0:01:10# Dancy-dance With me...#

0:01:10 > 0:01:15RAPID BEEPING SOUND

0:01:16 > 0:01:17CRASHING

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Miaow.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Ooh!

0:01:20 > 0:01:21SIREN BLARING

0:01:21 > 0:01:24We got to go!

0:01:24 > 0:01:25TOYS SQUEAK

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Woooooooah!

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Miaooow!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Ha-ha-ha!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Do-do-do.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Waaaaaaaaaaah!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Woo-hoo-hoo!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46MECHANICAL WHIRRING

0:01:46 > 0:01:50COMPUTERISED VOICE: 'Superisation is go, go, go!'

0:01:50 > 0:01:52WHOOSHING SOUND

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Ha-ha-ha!

0:02:02 > 0:02:06Hiii-ya! Miaow!

0:02:08 > 0:02:13# Do-do-do To-do-do. #

0:02:13 > 0:02:15DAISY CRYING HYSTERICALLY

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Oh, I want my Poopsy! Oh-ha-ha!

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Squad, get over to P Town Stadium... - Now!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27There's a pet crisis of the highest order!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Bingo, Dodge, we need Pepe!

0:02:30 > 0:02:31SHEEBA WHISTLES

0:02:33 > 0:02:38Mother Goose, the giant laser is almost complete.

0:02:38 > 0:02:44- All we need now is a diamond! - And ze bigger ze diamond...

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- The bigger the boom! - BOTH: Boom, boom! Ha-ha!

0:02:47 > 0:02:52- But where to get a diamond? - 'Mummy, Mummy, come and see.'

0:02:52 > 0:02:57NEWSREADER: 'Daisy Knights' arrival in P Town hasn't been without drama.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01'Her pampered pet pooch Poopsy has gone walkies,

0:03:01 > 0:03:05'and Daisy refuses to take to the stage until he is found.'

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Ahhhhh. Ohhhhh.

0:03:09 > 0:03:15- I need that diamond! Wilbur! Norman! Go get that pooch!- Huh.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Rargh! Oh! I know you're upset, Daisy,

0:03:19 > 0:03:21but please don't throw anything else!

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Rargh! Ooh!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25RUMBLING That worked!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Woah-ah-ah-ah.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Daisy Knights! Eek!

0:03:30 > 0:03:35This is Pet Squad, they're here to help you find Poopsy.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Mmm, sparkly!

0:03:37 > 0:03:41DAISY CRIES UNCONTROLLABLY

0:03:41 > 0:03:46One minute he was here, and the next minute...gone!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48WHILST CRYING: Oh, I miss my Poopsy!

0:03:48 > 0:03:54Rest assured, we will return with Poopsy in no time! Right, Squad?

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Awww!

0:03:55 > 0:03:58# Do-do-do Wah-wah-wah. #

0:03:58 > 0:04:02- Waaaah!- Ahem.- Yeah, ahem, sorry.

0:04:02 > 0:04:07Right, all I need is something that belongs to Poopsy. Ah!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10DODGE SNIFFS

0:04:10 > 0:04:12- I got the scent! - MUSIC JINGLE PLAYS

0:04:12 > 0:04:17Pet Squad, let's boogie! Sheeba? Bingo? C'mon, let's roll!

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Hmm, what? Oh, yeah, roll!

0:04:20 > 0:04:24# Do-do-do Wah-wah-wah-do-do-do. #

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Oh, hey! Oh, Squad, yeah!

0:04:29 > 0:04:32POOPSY YELPS HAPPILY

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Stop!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36DODGE SNIFFS

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Here!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39He went this way.

0:04:39 > 0:04:46Oh, er, hi. Erm, we're looking for butterflies.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50I thought we were lookin' for...hoy! Wooooooooah!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Ow! Help!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54BIN RUMBLING

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Yelp!

0:04:57 > 0:04:58A-ha! Oooh!

0:04:58 > 0:05:04He WAS here, but now he's gone...that way!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Yelp!

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Rrrrr-ra.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Ow! PET SQUAD: Gasp!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Get him!- Ruff, ruff, grrr!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Hey, watch out!- Grab 'im!

0:05:22 > 0:05:26ALL GRUMBLE

0:05:31 > 0:05:34YAWNING: Oh, how long was I out for?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36DODGE SNIFFS

0:05:36 > 0:05:37After 'em!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49There's the diamond!

0:05:49 > 0:05:52I mean, dog! Grab him!

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Ra-ra-ra! Yip!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Got him!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Good work, Dodgy.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06Later, losers! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:06 > 0:06:11I can't believe we let them get away with that beauteous diamond!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Hello? We were saving the dog! - Oh, yeah.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Grrr, ruff, ruff, ruff, grrr.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Now, that's what I call a diamond!

0:06:21 > 0:06:26Ja, it's even bigger than ze boil I once had to lance

0:06:26 > 0:06:28on your bot-bot, Mother Goose!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Ha-ha-ha-ha, well done, boys!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35BISCUITS CRUNCHING

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Woah!

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Knock, knock. Look who's here!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Poopsy-plops!

0:06:44 > 0:06:45Come to mommy!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47POOPSY YELPS EXCITEDLY

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Do you miss your mommy-wommy-doo-da?

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Ooh, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Oh, Poopsy, mwah, mwah.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00- SOBBING:- Do-do-do. Aww.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, ooh.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Uh, Daisy?

0:07:04 > 0:07:07What? Oh, are you still here?

0:07:07 > 0:07:12We rescued your pet OK, but, uh, lost the diamond.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15They say diamonds are a girl's best friend,

0:07:15 > 0:07:18but Poopsy is the real treasure.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Aren't you, Poopsy-pie, aren't you? Mwah, mwah, mwah!

0:07:22 > 0:07:23But, the diamond!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Well, if you find it, you can keep it.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27To the observatory!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Hey, wait for meeeeeee!

0:07:30 > 0:07:33It's not like it's a real diamond.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Eh? It's not what?

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Do you think I'd perform in a place like P Town

0:07:39 > 0:07:43- if I could afford real diamonds? - Uh, yes!

0:07:46 > 0:07:50- What's up, Bingo?- Daisy Knights. She's not all she seems.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- And neither is the...- Uh! Easy, Pepe! Slow down, buddy.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57No, faster! My eyes are on that prize.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59ALL: Wooooah!

0:08:00 > 0:08:05'Everyone is in that stadium waiting for that useless disco dolly.

0:08:05 > 0:08:10'Hrrm, hrrm, hrrm. It's the perfect target for my giant laser!'

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Ooh, woooah!

0:08:12 > 0:08:16The diamond is in place, nothing can stop me now!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18SHE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

0:08:18 > 0:08:20'Woooooooah!'

0:08:20 > 0:08:22What now?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Pet Squad to the rescue!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28You're too late, pooch!

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Fire the diamond-powered laser!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Laser?- Diamond-powered?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Stop her!

0:08:35 > 0:08:36GOSLINGS QUACK

0:08:38 > 0:08:41'Quack, quack, quack, quack!'

0:08:41 > 0:08:43CRASHING AND THUMPING SOUNDS

0:08:43 > 0:08:45- BOTH:- Ha-ha!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Come on, Bingo, hustle the muscle!

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Goodbye, P Town Stadium! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:52 > 0:08:55LASER ZAPS

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Go on, just fire the laser.

0:08:57 > 0:08:58CRASHING AND THUMPING

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Yeah, did you hear that, Mother Goose?

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Just fire the...what?

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Fire the laser! Do your worst!

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Bingo, have you gone mad?

0:09:09 > 0:09:10BOTH: Ha!

0:09:10 > 0:09:11ALARM SOUNDING

0:09:11 > 0:09:17A-ha-ha-ha-ha! Finally!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21BOTH: A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:09:26 > 0:09:31A-ha-ha-ha! Wha...What happened?

0:09:31 > 0:09:34I was trying to tell you, it wasn't a real diamond!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37You mean, we chased all over town after...

0:09:37 > 0:09:39A cheap imitation!

0:09:39 > 0:09:44A vulgar insult to the real thing!

0:09:44 > 0:09:47- What a cheapskate!- 'Ahhh! Ahhh!'

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Never mind the laser,

0:09:52 > 0:09:55let's go before Mother Goose explodes!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57'Ahhhhhhhh!'

0:09:57 > 0:10:00MOTHER GOOSE BREATHES DEEPLY

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Ahhhhh.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Ahhhhhhhh!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10# Do-do-do-hey-hey Dance with me all night

0:10:10 > 0:10:12# And all day do-do... #

0:10:12 > 0:10:13Hey!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Ooh, ooh, sorry! Minor malfunction!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Ooh, I'm your number-one fan! Ooh.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22That's enough! Let's get out of here, this is not appropriate!

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Ho-ho-ho-ho! Oh, Professor!

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- That's our Professor, all right! - Yeah, that's the Professor!

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