Pet Factor

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0:00:01 > 0:00:03# Three happy pets

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# One crazy goose

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It all went bad when the goose got loose

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Crazy times, and that's the truth Boo-boo-do-do doo-be-de-doo

0:00:11 > 0:00:16# Prof's machine held a big surprise For all the pets got trapped inside

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# All of them got superised

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Boo-boo-be-do-do Boo-be-de-doo

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# What's P Town going to do?

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Some other pets got souped up too

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Watch out, she's coming through. #

0:00:26 > 0:00:28I'll get you, Pet Squad!

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# P-P-Pet Squad. #

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oops! Eek.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Ah now, Dodge, Sheeba, Bingo,

0:00:36 > 0:00:38behold my latest invention,

0:00:38 > 0:00:41the Everything Remote Control.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45Now, let's get the telly on.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Urf?

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Hmm. That's funny.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Maybe it's this button here.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Meow!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Huh?

0:00:57 > 0:01:01I guess I'll just have to do things ye olde-fashioned way.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03It's about to start!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06'And now, the series finale

0:01:06 > 0:01:08'of Pet Factor!'

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Just in time!

0:01:09 > 0:01:12ALARM

0:01:17 > 0:01:20COMBINATION OF SQUEAKS

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Yeow!- Ah!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Yee-ha!

0:01:29 > 0:01:33We love Pet Factor, don't we, pets?

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Pets?

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Vote...for...me!

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Aah!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42I've got the Pet Factor!

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Superisation is go-go-go!

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Ha!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Hii-ya!

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Meow.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Huh?

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Ooh.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Pet Squad, as you know,

0:02:18 > 0:02:22my job comes with grave responsibilities.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24A Pet Factor judge!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26I have received a threatening note.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30It reads, "As surely as a star will rise today,

0:02:30 > 0:02:34"another one will be finished off."

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Chief Delaney to the stage, please.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Duty calls.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Yo! Pepe!

0:02:45 > 0:02:47What's up?

0:02:47 > 0:02:48How you doing?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Give it up for the squad!

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Ha ha!

0:02:56 > 0:02:59That's it, Pet Squad.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02The camera loves you now, but pretty soon,

0:03:02 > 0:03:06everyone's going to want to kick you out of town!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08# We love taters!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10# We love taters!

0:03:10 > 0:03:14# We sure do love potaters, yes we do! #

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Country! Western!

0:03:19 > 0:03:22You've come a long way. You deserve to be here.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Bennett?- That was magnifique!

0:03:25 > 0:03:29I, Jonathan the Fabulous, did not leave my deluxe cell

0:03:29 > 0:03:32at the pet-itentiary to listen to this dross!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34And those outfits?

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Eugh!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37AUDIENCE BOOS

0:03:37 > 0:03:39CRASH, BANG!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Ow!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44No-one warned me about falling banjos!

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Hurry up, Jose. You're on next.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Who's crackers?

0:03:52 > 0:03:53SQUAWK!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Ah-ah!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Hey, Dodge! Bingo! Up there!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Come on!

0:04:04 > 0:04:06# Ah-ah! Ah-ah!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09# Ah-ah! Ah-ah!

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Squawk!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Who's a pretty boy, then?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20It's me, Jose.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24# Um-pum-pum-pum umpa-dum umpa-dum... #

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Squawk!

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Who's a pretty boy, then?

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Squawk!

0:04:35 > 0:04:36It's me, Jose.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Who's crackers?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41# Oh little biscuits filled with joy

0:04:41 > 0:04:43# Put them in front of me... #

0:04:43 > 0:04:44AUDIENCE BOOS

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Off! Off!

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Hey! Don't you like me when I'm...

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- We've got to stop the show.- Yeah!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Pull the plug on Pet Factor before someone gets hurt.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Ha-ha! Ho-ho!

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Ha-ha!

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:07 > 0:05:12There's no time! We must stop that duck before the star crashes down.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19I've got the footage you wanted.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Honk! Honk! Perfect!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Pet Squad have fallen right into my trap!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30So, can we be excused now, Mummy?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Yes, yes! Shoo!

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Where did he go?

0:05:39 > 0:05:40# Quack!

0:05:40 > 0:05:43# Quack, qua-a-ack!

0:05:43 > 0:05:47# Quack, quack-quack-quack!

0:05:47 > 0:05:48# Quack.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52# Quack...

0:05:52 > 0:05:55# Quack quack quack quack

0:05:55 > 0:05:57# Quack quack

0:05:59 > 0:06:01# Quack-quack-quack

0:06:01 > 0:06:04# Quack-quack-quack-quack

0:06:04 > 0:06:07# Quack quack... #

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Brilliant! Just brilliant!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21So pure!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31The star's going to fall, Bingo!

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Grab it!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42# Quack

0:06:42 > 0:06:47# Quack, quack-quack-quack...

0:06:47 > 0:06:50# Quack quack, qua-a-ack... #

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Oh, sorry.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Don't mind me. No harm done. I'm...

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Ooh!

0:07:03 > 0:07:06You're patched into the network.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09And on air in three...two...

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Oh?

0:07:10 > 0:07:14'We apologise for the loss of your programme.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- 'We are trying to rectify the situation.'- No!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20'It's all Pet Squad's fault.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23'You saw how the big guinea pig spoilt the singing ducks!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26'Now, look at this!'

0:07:26 > 0:07:27We've got to stop the show!

0:07:27 > 0:07:30What's up? Yeah!

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Ha-ha-ha!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Yeah, pull the plug on Pet Factor!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Ha-ha-ha!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41'P Town, make your vote count tonight,

0:07:41 > 0:07:44'by chasing Pet Squad out of town!'

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Curse you, Pet Squad!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50You've made my evening gloomy!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52We saved the day and no-one got hurt!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54No-one?

0:07:54 > 0:07:57P Town must love us even more now!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Boo!- There they are!

0:07:59 > 0:08:02They're the ones who pulled Pet Factor off the air!

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Yeah-yeah-yeah... Oh!

0:08:15 > 0:08:19I'm a G-E-N-I-U-S, genius!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21With Pet Squad gone,

0:08:21 > 0:08:24no-one can stop me becoming queen!

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Uh?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Huh?

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Honk!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Uh?

0:08:39 > 0:08:40You're too late!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43I interrupted P Town's favourite programme

0:08:43 > 0:08:46with footage of you fools sabotaging the show!

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Ha-ha-ha! Honk!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51What are you doing?

0:08:51 > 0:08:54If we get the show back on air,

0:08:54 > 0:08:57we can explain what happened and make it all right.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Quick! Get plugging!

0:08:59 > 0:09:03- We're back on, everyone! - What's that? Oh, back on air.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Ooh! Everyone! We're back on air!

0:09:05 > 0:09:09AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:09:10 > 0:09:12AUDIENCE BOOS

0:09:13 > 0:09:16I hate Pet Squad!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18The final of Pet Factor, ruined!

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Boo!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27This channel sucks!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34- What's happening?- Ha-ha!

0:09:38 > 0:09:39AUDIENCE CLAPS

0:09:39 > 0:09:42I love you, Pet Squad!

0:09:42 > 0:09:45You've made my evening groovy!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Get down!

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Boogie!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Yay!

0:09:53 > 0:09:57They're good, yes, they're good.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Fantastic!

0:10:00 > 0:10:02I think we have a clear winner!

0:10:02 > 0:10:04AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:10:04 > 0:10:06No, no, no, no!

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Argh!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Ooh, what's this?

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Why, it's an award!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16It looks just like the real thing!

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Oh, for me? First prize?

0:10:20 > 0:10:23For my amazing invention? Oh!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Oh, not really, eh, pets?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29At least, not until I get this thing working.

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