0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Three pets, one crazy goose
0:00:05 > 0:00:06# It all went bad when the goose got loose
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Crazy times, and that's the truth
0:00:09 > 0:00:10# Boo-boo-be-do-do Doo-be-de-doo
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Prof's machine held a big surprise
0:00:13 > 0:00:14# The poor little pets got trapped inside
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# All of them got superised
0:00:17 > 0:00:18# Boo-boo-be-do-do Doo-be-de-doo
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# Oh, what's P town going to do
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Some other pets got suped up too
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Watch out, she's coming through
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# I'll get you Pet Squad
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Pet Squad. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oops.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- Ooh.- Aargh.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41So, Mother Goose, what a surprise.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44What do you want?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46The P town prism.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52But that's the priceless P town heirloom.
0:00:52 > 0:00:57Correction, lady, it's a priceless Mother Goose heirloom.
0:01:00 > 0:01:06- Stop right there.- Take a moment to reflect on what you are about to do.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Hmm, no.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Get them.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Quack, quack, quack.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Oh, oh, dear.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Quack.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Meow.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Wow.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Drat you, you flea-bitten doggy.
0:01:32 > 0:01:38All I wanted was a piffling little prism but that bone chasing idiot
0:01:38 > 0:01:43and his crew of misfits had to poke their wet noses in.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- But, Ma.- Why, why, why?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Do you mean why, why, why were their noses wet?
0:01:49 > 0:01:54- Or why, why, why did they poke them in?- But, Ma, I've...
0:01:54 > 0:01:59Without that prism, Doctor Two Heads' latest invention will not function.
0:01:59 > 0:02:04And without his latest invention I will not be Queen.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07But, Ma, I've got a prism.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Norman, did you just say that you had a prism?
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Yeah, got it in a Christmas cracker.
0:02:14 > 0:02:20I have a prism. I have a prism.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24The prism capture cam will work.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29We place the prism here, then we take a photo like so.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33The capacitor chip output is multiplied by the prism facets
0:02:33 > 0:02:37and metamorphosises any carbon-based matter it captures.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Ohh.- You what?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43It's a big nasty camera that snaps one thing
0:02:43 > 0:02:45and then changes it into another.
0:02:45 > 0:02:52Blah, blah, blah. Let's go take some pictures. This is the bit I love.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54It's so random.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Perfect. Now, to P town dog pound.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Meow.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Oo-choo-choo-oo.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Ha-choo-aha.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19- Oh, the joys of disco a Bingo.- Ohhh.
0:03:19 > 0:03:24Now even better with my remote controlled glitter ball.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Right, my pets, you will be 0K, won't you,
0:03:27 > 0:03:30whilst I get warmed up for cutting some shapes?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Strike a pose. Boogie.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Sparkly, uh.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42- Psst, Sheeba.- Mmm. What? - Time to superise.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49Oh, that's enough for now. Time for a quick nap.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Aah.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Aah.
0:04:04 > 0:04:10- Whoa.- Yow.- Wu-uhoo.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20Superisation is go, go, go.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Aha.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Hay-yah. Meow.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Wow. Boogie.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Pet Squad, we need you at the P town dog pound,
0:04:44 > 0:04:47something weird is happening.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51What?! No one messes with the P town pooches and gets away with it.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Hey, Pepe.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Ohh.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08Ohh?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12It won't be long now before the Pet Squad turn up
0:05:12 > 0:05:16and I can tell you which one of them is going to get zapped first.
0:05:16 > 0:05:22That pesky, prism pinching pooch, Dodge. Ha-ha.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Woof.- Ohh.
0:05:25 > 0:05:31- Ahh.- Ooh.- Wow.
0:05:31 > 0:05:37Weird. This place looks more like a garage sale than a dog pound.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42Hey, Dodge, here's a dognut. Ha-ha.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Uh-oh.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46And here's another one for the album.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53I knew it, this has goose prints all over it.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Mother Goose.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Doggy, say cheese.
0:05:57 > 0:06:02Aha. This doggy is very stupid, ja?!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Bye-bye, doggy.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Hello, oh yes.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Don't trust her.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Phew, it really was a photo.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Oh, boy.- What's up? - Must be lunchtime.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Yeah, I smell sausages. Let's find them.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Help! I'm a sausage.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Looking good, Dodge.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36The camera is some kind of morphing machine. We have to stop her.
0:06:36 > 0:06:42Ha-ha. This is so much fun.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Let's change the hairy guinea pig into something.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50Oh, yeah, baby. Now you're really cooking, goose lady.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52How are you feeling, Dodge?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56I don't know, it's odd, I feel like smearing myself in red sauce
0:06:56 > 0:06:59and snuggling up in a nice soft bread roll.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Oh no, Bingo, you're next.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Don't let her snap me.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Don't worry, buddy, I'll save you.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Aargh.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Meow.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Ha-ha. Oh, pooh.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Wrong guy.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Bingo, keep moving, we need to smash that camera.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- What about me? - You can catch up later.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Did you just say ketchup?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Oh, boy.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Oh, lucky escape.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44- I'm getting an idea.- Great.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Pepe, take me back to the Prof.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54Bingo, don't let Mother Goose take your picture.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Ha-ha.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58THEY PANT
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Uh-oh.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Ha-ha, Mother Goose, you missed.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14I don't think she did, dude. You're looking really red.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Oh, no, I have turned into a lousy tomato.
0:08:17 > 0:08:22You'd think I'd be something worth eating at least, like a marshmallow.
0:08:22 > 0:08:28Two down. Now for the pussycat. Follow her.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35She's going after Sheeba and so are we.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- To help?- No, I can't stop.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49HE SNORES Dreams...
0:08:50 > 0:08:55- Disco, doo-da-doo, disco,doo-da-doo.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Disco, doo-da-doo, disco,doo-da-doo.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04I blame it on the boogie. HE SNORES
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Disco, doo-da-doo, disco, doo-da-do.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Disco, doo-da-doo, disco, doo-da-do.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Dodge, why is Sheeba so happy?
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Sheeba, stop dancing and watch out.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Say cheese, Pussycat.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Right back at you, Mother Goose. Cheese!
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- Oh, oh, we're back.- My back.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Oh.- Ah.- Oh.- Quack.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Quack.- I hate Pet Squad.
0:09:39 > 0:09:46I hate disco and I hate my life. Oh-oh.
0:09:48 > 0:09:53Looking a bit flushed up there, Goosy.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57I'm going home to my room.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Hey, I have been looking for that everywhere
0:10:03 > 0:10:06and it was right here all along.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Daddy is going out dancing.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13I'm only sorry you pets never get to go out and do something exciting.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Your dinner is over there.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- And it is your favourite, Dodge, sausages.- Ohh.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Goodbye.
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