0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Three happy pets, One crazy goose
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It all went bad When the goose got loose
0:00:07 > 0:00:08# Crazy times, and that's the truth
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Boo-boo-be-do-do, Doo-be-de-doo
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Prof's machine held a big surprise
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# For all the pets got trapped inside
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# All of them got superised
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Boo-boo-be-do-boo, Boo-be-de-doo
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Oh, what's P Town going to do?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Some other pets got souped up too
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Watch out, she's coming through. #
0:00:26 > 0:00:28I'll get you, Pet Squad!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# P-P-Pet Squad. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oops! Eek.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34M'ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:00:34 > 0:00:37You're doomed, Pet Squad!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39DOOMED! Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:00:39 > 0:00:44Never! No rope can restrain the mighty Bingo!
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Right, big guy?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- I wonder what's for dinner. - Bingo!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Oh, right! Sorry, Sheeba!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52BINGO SQUEEZES
0:00:52 > 0:00:57Much as I like to watch you struggle, it's more fun to watch you FRY!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Unleash the plasma cannon!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01ALL: Huh?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Ha-ha-h... Where'd they go?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Wilbur, you idiot! WRONG WAY!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Oh! Er...ah!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11SQUEAKING
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Squad! Hop to it!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- ALL: Hop, hop, hop!- Huh?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20A-a-a-a-aagh!
0:01:21 > 0:01:27NO! My lovely plasma cannon! Boo-hoo!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31N'yah! Mummy! Mummy!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34And where do you think YOU'RE going?
0:01:34 > 0:01:39- I, I...- You are useless, clueless and worthless!
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Consider yourself...FIRED!!
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- WILBUR GASPS - MUMMY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- Huh?- Wow, that was harsh!
0:01:51 > 0:01:56That's Mother Goose for ya, Dodge! Evil with a capital E!
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- Cluck, cluck...A-a-agh! - Woof, woof, woof!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Hee-hee, Dodge! Well, isn't this lovely?
0:02:04 > 0:02:09Out for a walk with my three delightful pets.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13And my robot, dressed as a milkmaid. Pepe, why are you...?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16My gorilla costume is at the dry-cleaners, Professor!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Oh, right.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Any spare bread? Doughnuts?
0:02:21 > 0:02:22- Grrrr!- Meow!
0:02:22 > 0:02:28- Aah!- Oh, my! Aren't you one of those evil duck chaps I see on the TV?
0:02:28 > 0:02:33Used to be. Then I got betrayed. Fired. Dropped from a helicopter.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Still, mustn't grumble.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37That's the spirit.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y? WHY ME?!
0:02:40 > 0:02:45I'm homeless, jobless, breadless! Boo-hoo-hoo!
0:02:45 > 0:02:52Oh, you poor duck. There, there. I need a lab assistant if you're...
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- I'll take it! - I, I can't pay you much.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Pay me? You can be paid for working? I had no idea!
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Of course. It wouldn't be fair, otherwise.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07I must insist on you not being evil, though.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Don't worry. Look where that's got me!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12I'll turn over a new leaf. I promise.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Oh-ha!- Hmmm...
0:03:16 > 0:03:21- Thank you, Wilbur.- Wow. I don't think I've ever been thanked before.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Dear me!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Mother Goose was always mean to me.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28For ages I used to think me name was Stupid Duck!
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Well, you've been doing an excellent job.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37You're a very capable duck. Now, off you go to clean those gutters.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:03:38 > 0:03:43- I don't trust him.- Who, Bingo? D'you think he's been stealing our food?
0:03:43 > 0:03:49No, Wilbur! We'd better keep a very close eye on him. Dodge, you...huh?
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Huh?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Aw!- Oh, boy!
0:03:55 > 0:04:00Oh, Sheeba, it's you. I wish you could talk.
0:04:00 > 0:04:05Maybe you'd remember what I'm making. I've forgotten.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09I'd ask Wilbur but he's out testing my new gutter-cleaning suit.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11I'm quite proud of it.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:13 > 0:04:17It's got rocket boots to reach the gutters,
0:04:17 > 0:04:19an air jet for blowing away leaves...
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Ha-haaaa!- A-a-aagh!
0:04:21 > 0:04:25..and a laser for really stubborn blockages.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26BOTH: Who-oa!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- ALARM RINGS - Woof!
0:04:28 > 0:04:33- Huh?- Marvellous. Wilbur's not evil, just misguided.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37He can do anything he sets his mind to.
0:04:37 > 0:04:42I have decided to take over! P Town is no more!
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Welcome to WILBURVILLE!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Useless, am I? I'll show 'em! I'll show 'em ALL!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53SQUEAK SQUEAK
0:04:56 > 0:04:57W'a-a-a-aah!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- A-a-aagh! - Yeeee-ha!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Superisation is GO, GO, GO!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20WHOOSH
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Haiiee-yah! Meooow!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38BU-U-U-URP!
0:05:38 > 0:05:39BINGO CHUCKLES
0:05:40 > 0:05:45Ha-ha-ha-ha! Aah-ha-ha! AAH-HA-HA-HA!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Pet Squad! We've got big trouble. HELP!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51WHOOSH
0:05:51 > 0:05:56- Well, that's not good. - No kidding. Pepe!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I'm not going anywhere until you do that thing.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Oh, boy! Yodel-doo-hee-yoo!
0:06:02 > 0:06:06SWEDISH ACCENT: Hello! My name is Helga. Where can I take you?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Not bad! Not bad at all!
0:06:11 > 0:06:15- You won't get away with this! - You know, Mayor,
0:06:15 > 0:06:18I always thought you were full of HOT AIR!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Aa-a-a-a-agh!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Eee-yaaow!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Aa-a-a-agh! Oh!
0:06:26 > 0:06:31- This is all YOUR fault!- Why? - It always is!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Ah-dun-dun-dun-dun! ALL SCREAM
0:06:34 > 0:06:37If you need me, just yodel! Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Ah-ha!- Ha! - Aaaah...
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Aa-a-oh!
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Get him off me!- Mayor?- O-oh!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Wilbur! You said you'd be good!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Well, I know, but...
0:06:50 > 0:06:56Why should he be good, when he's so good at being bad? Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Honk! Honk!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Well done, Wilbur! Our plan worked perfectly.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Plan? What plan?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05The one where I pretend to throw you out
0:07:05 > 0:07:09cos I knew you'd do something clever like this!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Wow! That is a stretch, even for you!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Wilbur won't believe that!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17You called me useless!
0:07:17 > 0:07:18BLAM Aa-agh!
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Clueless!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21BLAM Aa-agh! Honk! Aaow!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23WORTHLESS!!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25BLAM BLAM
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Aagh! Hey!
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:07:30 > 0:07:34BOTH: Huh? Aa-a-a-aagh!
0:07:34 > 0:07:39Norman! Wilbur's in a funny mood. I think we should... WAH!
0:07:39 > 0:07:43BOTH: Ooh-err! Aagh! Oi! Aagh!
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Who's worthless now, Mummy?! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- BLAM BLAM - Quack! Huh?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Tried asking you nicely. - You're grounded!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Get back here!
0:08:02 > 0:08:03THEY SCREAM
0:08:03 > 0:08:06BLAM BLAM
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Quick! Let's get out of here!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Get off! You're throwing off me navigation!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Well, excuse us(!)
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Let's see how long you can hang on for, then, eh?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19ALL SCREAM
0:08:21 > 0:08:23This is awesome!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27I don't feel so good. Oooh.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31I hate heights!
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- Don't look down! - Which way is down?!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37ALL: Who-o-oa!
0:08:37 > 0:08:42Get off me! Mummy's getting away! Why are you protecting her?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45We're protecting the city! You've gone crazy!
0:08:45 > 0:08:49I do feel hot under the collar, it's true.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51That's not the only place! Look!
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Oh. That isn't good. - The suit is overheating.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Hot webs! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01ALL: Who-o-oa!!
0:09:01 > 0:09:06See ya! Ahh whoa! Who-o-o-oa!
0:09:06 > 0:09:12ALL: Aa-a-a-a-aagh!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15ALL: Huh? Aa-a-a-a-aagh!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17What's going on, Chief?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Um...RUN!!
0:09:20 > 0:09:25- ALL: Aa-a-a-agh!- Oof! I've done it again, haven't I?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Mmm-hmm!- Oo-o-oh!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- WHOOSH - Eehh!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35I think we're safe, now.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36WHIRR What's that noise?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39W-a-a-a-a-aaagh!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- KABOOM - Oh!! Er...
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Heh-heh.- Norman!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Help your brother up. Wilbur!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Norman here needs a manual to open an envelope,
0:09:51 > 0:09:56whereas you almost conquered P Town all on your own!
0:09:56 > 0:10:02Mummy was wrong about you. You might not be totally useless after all!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Ha!- Urgh! - Love you, Mummy!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Well, it's a shame Wilbur didn't work out.
0:10:13 > 0:10:18- I did enjoy having a duck assistant. - Don't worry, Professor!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21If a duck assistant is what you want,
0:10:21 > 0:10:25a duck assistant is what you shall have! Quack, quack, quack!
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- Oh!- Quackity quack! Quack! Am I ducky enough? Heh-heh-heh!
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