0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Three pampered pets One crazy goose
0:00:05 > 0:00:06# It all went bad when the goose got loose
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Crazy times, and that's the truth
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Boo-boo-be-do-do Doo-be-de-doo
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Prof's machine held a big surprise
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# For all the pets got trapped inside
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# All of them got superised
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Boo-boo-be-do-do Boo-be-de-doo
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# Oh, what's P Town going to do?
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Some other pets got souped up too
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Watch out, she's coming through... #
0:00:26 > 0:00:28I'll get you, Pet Squad!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# P-P-Pet Squad. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oops!
0:00:34 > 0:00:35HE SNIFFS Ugh!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38A-a-a...
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Atchoo!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Oh, what a dasty cold!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I'd have lost a good set of teeth
0:00:47 > 0:00:51if it wasn't for my elastic dentures invention.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Just wish I'd thought of it sooner.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Atchoo!
0:00:55 > 0:00:59'Warning! This report may contain nuts.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03'That's right, Pet Squad are in the news yet again.'
0:01:03 > 0:01:05ALL: Oh!
0:01:05 > 0:01:11Those pet rascals! What have they been up to now? Not like my pets!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12HE SNIFFS
0:01:12 > 0:01:14ALL: Oh!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17My lovely, lovely...
0:01:17 > 0:01:19HE SNORES
0:01:19 > 0:01:24'CCTV footage caught this shocking display of the pet trio in action.'
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Waaaaah!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29'We're live now with Mayor Matthews.'
0:01:29 > 0:01:35'This constant damage to our city due to pet superhero-ness
0:01:35 > 0:01:39'must be stopped, and Pet Squad punished!'
0:01:40 > 0:01:43ALL GULP
0:01:43 > 0:01:46'Pet Squad can no longer fight for justice without first
0:01:46 > 0:01:50'qualifying for their superhero licence today!'
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- ALL: Huh? - Crikey O'Reilly!
0:01:52 > 0:01:57'And should they fail their test, they will publicly be shamed
0:01:57 > 0:02:02'and forced to leave P town for ever! Right, Chief Delaney?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04'Erm, yes, if you say so, Mayor.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06'Man, I hope they pass!'
0:02:06 > 0:02:07DODGE BARKS
0:02:07 > 0:02:10TOYS SQUEAK
0:02:13 > 0:02:15A-a-a-atchoo!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21There goes another pair!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24ALL: Yahoo!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Weee!- Yeow!- Oooh!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29MACHINE BEEPS
0:02:29 > 0:02:33MACHINE: Superisation is go, go, go!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41HE CHUCKLES
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Hiii-yah! Meow!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50HE BURPS
0:02:50 > 0:02:51ALL: Whoa!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Ha!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Oooh!
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Guys, we've got a test to pass! Yo, Pepe!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01SHE WHISTLES
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Woah! Have a good day, now!
0:03:13 > 0:03:14ALL: Oh!
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- 'Your examiner will be with you shortly.'- Bring it on!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21'Lots of love, kiss, kiss, mwah, mwah!'
0:03:22 > 0:03:27- So, Pet Squad need to pass their superhero test or they're out, huh?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Wilbur! Marvin!
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Ah, the Superhero License examiner!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- So sorry for the confusion.- Ow!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Pet Squad will be with you shortly.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Huh?
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Whoa!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Bon voyage!
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Wilbur, Norman, we're going to give Pet Squad our own test,
0:03:55 > 0:03:58with our own examiner! SHE LAUGHS
0:03:58 > 0:03:59SHE HONKS
0:03:59 > 0:04:02The examiner we posted had a baby!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Don't be so stupid, Norman!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07It's merely our old friend Posey the Parrot.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09It's me, Posey!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Rrrrrrr-argh!
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Able to transmute into anyone he chooses!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Squawk! Who's a pretty boy, then?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19And all for a cracker!
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Rrrrrrr-argh!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22So what's the plan?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Pet Squad will be so desperate to get that license
0:04:25 > 0:04:30they'll do whatever we tell them to, no matter how dangerous it may be!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32SHE CACKLES AND HONKS
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Oh, oh, oh.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Hup, herrr!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39CHEWING AND SLURPING
0:04:39 > 0:04:41BINGO BURPS
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- I will be your examiner. - HE SQUAWKS
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Ahem. Indigestion, sorry.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49First, your superhero theory test,
0:04:49 > 0:04:53during which I shall be firing this laser blaster at you.
0:04:53 > 0:04:58- Ew! That's a bit extreme. - Ssh, Sheeba! We need that licence!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00ALL LAUGH
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- HE STRAINS - Oooooh!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- BINGO STRAINS - Huh?
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Turn your papers over and prepare to be fired at...now!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- Woah!- Meow!- Oooh! Oooh!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Ow, he's singed my fur!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Dodge, stop cheating.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Posey, faster!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Oh, I've broken my pencil.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Oh, it's OK!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Looks like it's out of juice. Just as well we've all finished!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Ahhh! Oooh! Aaah!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43MACHINE BEEPS
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- - Aaaagh! - There was a little juice left!
0:05:46 > 0:05:47HE COUGHS
0:05:57 > 0:05:59The battle-cryometer!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Just one of Pet Squad's stupid catchphrases bellowed in here,
0:06:03 > 0:06:05and kaboom!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08To qualify for a licence,
0:06:08 > 0:06:12a superhero pet must have an extremely loud battle cry.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14ALL: Oh! ALL LAUGH
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Just get the arrow in the red to explo...I mean, qualify!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20HE SQUAWKS
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Make way for the battle cry master!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Ha! - SOFTLY:- Raaar...
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Actually, I should probably do a vocal warm-up.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32# Me, me, me, me, me, me, me! #
0:06:32 > 0:06:35# You, you, you, you, you, you, you! #
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Oh, boy!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38This tension's giving me the munchies!
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Pet Squad to the rescue!
0:06:44 > 0:06:45ALL: Huh?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Whose sausage is this?!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53RAPID BELL RINGING
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Aaaaaaaah!
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Deal's off, I quit! It's dangerous out there!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Ooooh!
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Since it appears we can't destroy Pet Squad,
0:07:14 > 0:07:17we'll just have to make sure they never get that licence!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19How do we do that?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22By getting them to attack you!
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Except it won't be you they're attacking!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Er...delivery for Mother Goose?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32SHE CACKLES Mother Goose.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37When Pet Squad attack their real examiner by mistake,
0:07:37 > 0:07:39he'll never give them that licence,
0:07:39 > 0:07:42and they'll be kicked out of P town for ever!
0:07:42 > 0:07:43SHE LAUGHS
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- HE SQUAWKS - For your final test,
0:07:46 > 0:07:52you must demonstrate your superhero fighting technique by attacking me.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Not yet, not yet! - ALL: Huh?
0:07:54 > 0:07:59Just shut your eyes, count to ten, then give me everything you've got.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04- BOTH: One, two, three, four, five... - One, two, five, seven...
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Oh, where am I?
0:08:07 > 0:08:12So sorry for the wait. Pet Squad are right over there.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Enjoy!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Norman! What's going on?
0:08:15 > 0:08:20I see the examiner but no Pet Squad, Ma. Maybe they're behind me.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- BOTH: Nine, ten! - Twelveteen...ten!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25There he is! Get him!
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Aaagh!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Squad, let's roll!
0:08:28 > 0:08:33- Then I can put my feet up, finally! - HE WHEEZES
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Ooooh! Leave me alone!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Stay away from me!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41HE SQUAWKS
0:08:41 > 0:08:43ALL: Posey the Parrot!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45HE SQUAWKS
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Hey! My emergency crackers!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Crackers? Ooooh!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Posey loves crackers! - HE SQUAWKS
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Hey!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Quack!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02- Quack-quack!- Hiiii-yah!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Meow!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Arrgh! Oooft!
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Dodge, we need a dramatic yet slightly amusing battle cry fast!
0:09:12 > 0:09:16How about, "Heads we win, tails you lose?"
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Ooooh! Aaagh!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Hen stocks, attack!
0:09:22 > 0:09:23ALL SQUAWK
0:09:23 > 0:09:29- ECHOING: - I am guinea pig! Hear me roar!
0:09:29 > 0:09:34- Where does he get those things? - Ha-haaa!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Oooh!- Oh!
0:09:38 > 0:09:39SHE CACKLES
0:09:39 > 0:09:41She's getting away!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43SHE CACKLES Oh?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Oh! Oh! Aaaagh!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50This isn't over yet, Pet Squad!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Well, that was bold superhero work!
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Plus, a set of false teeth as a sidekick is highly original.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58You pass!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- - Woo-hoo!- Yes!
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Er...can we still attack him?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Waa-aaa-hoo-oo-oo!
0:10:05 > 0:10:06CRASH!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11'And it is with great pain and distress,
0:10:11 > 0:10:17'I hereby award Pet Squad with their superhero licence.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18'Yes!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20'Looks like they're here to stay.'
0:10:20 > 0:10:25Ah! Seems like my cold's cleared up!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30BOTH: Oh!
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