A Bird in the Hand

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Three pampered pets

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# One crazy goose

0:00:05 > 0:00:06# It all went bad when the goose got loose

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Crazy times, and that's the truth

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Boo-boo-be-do-do Doo-be-de-doo

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Prof's machine held a big surprise

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# For all the pets got trapped inside

0:00:15 > 0:00:16# All of them got superised

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Boo-boo-be-do-do Boo-be-de-doo

0:00:19 > 0:00:21# Oh, what's P Town going to do?

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Some other pets got souped up, too

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Watch out, she's coming through.- #

0:00:26 > 0:00:28I'll get you, Pet Squad!

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# P-P-Pet Squad. #

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oops! Eek.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37BINGO SNORES

0:00:39 > 0:00:41'..At the P Town museum, where today

0:00:41 > 0:00:45'the spectacular crown of Queen Bling-Bling goes on display.'

0:00:45 > 0:00:47FANFARE

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Ooh! Sparkly!

0:00:50 > 0:00:54Chief Delaney, is this world famous treasure safe in P Town?

0:00:54 > 0:00:58Oh, absolutely, Sarah. I'd stake my job on it.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01The grabatron system is unbeatable.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07So just how good is this grabatron?

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Earlier, I spoke to P Town's famous master thief,

0:01:10 > 0:01:11the fabulous Jonathan,

0:01:11 > 0:01:15who is currently behind bars at the P Town penitentiary.

0:01:15 > 0:01:19Hi, Sarah, loving that outfit. Welcome to my fabulous cell.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Yes, the grabatron system is absolutely unbeatable.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27I mean, I'm a fabulous thief, and I couldn't get past it.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32Who else could acquire that crown? Mother Goose? Purleease!

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Ha-ha-haa. She's not smart enough.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38She'll be at home right now on her tushy,

0:01:38 > 0:01:41filling her face with chocolates. Ha-ha-ha!

0:01:41 > 0:01:49Not smart enough? Me?! Huh! How dare he?! To the duck-copter!

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Ah-aaah, ah-aaah, ah-aaah! Ah-ha-ha-ha.

0:01:53 > 0:01:59So the crown is safe, even from Mother Goose. Back to the studio.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Oh, boy. I see trouble ahead. Wakey, wakey, Bingo!

0:02:03 > 0:02:08BANG! CRASH!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Woof!- Whoa!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13CRASH!

0:02:13 > 0:02:18These P243 Rollerblades need a bit of fine tuning.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Come on, Dodge. Bingo, we got to go.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25SHE SQUEAKS PET SQUAD THEME

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Boys, the goose just got slammed,

0:02:30 > 0:02:34and I bet my perfect fur she's not going to take it lying down.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Miaow!- Woof! Woof!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Whoa! CRASH!

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Miaaow!

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Yee-ha!

0:02:56 > 0:02:59'Superisation is go, go, go!'

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Ha ha-ha!

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Hi-ya! Miaow.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18BINGO SNORES

0:03:18 > 0:03:21BINGO YAWNS

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Ahh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29We've successfully gotten in.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33- As I knew we would. - Quack-quack.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36I am a criminal genius, after all.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40- Despite what some peacocks say. - Quack-quack.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43We are having a little trouble with these lasers, though.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Quack. Quack.

0:03:45 > 0:03:50What to try next? Hmm.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Norman! Oh.- Yes, ma'am?

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Be a dear and throw Wilbur at that crown for Mummy.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Oh, boy! Ah! - Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoopie!

0:04:00 > 0:04:04Whoooa! ALARMS BLARE

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Yow!- He-he-he!

0:04:11 > 0:04:15You won't get away with this, you feathery fiend.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Yeah, yeah. Why don't you come over here and say that?

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Just you try and stop me.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Dodge! No!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28What? Whoa!

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Whoa! Ahh.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36ALARMS BLARE

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Huh? Miaow!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ooh-ho-ho-ho.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46HE YAWNS

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Eek. Mornin'. Sheeba!

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Huh? Oooooh, boy.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56I was going to say, watch out for that big robotic thingy-ma-doodle.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Huh-huh. Ha-ha-ha! Only the fur-ball left.

0:05:00 > 0:05:05You're doomed. That crown will look divine over my head,

0:05:05 > 0:05:08as I preside over Gooseland!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10ECHO: Gooseland! Gooseland!

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Gooseland!

0:05:11 > 0:05:18Ha-ha-ha! Give it up, guinea pig, you're outnumbered.

0:05:18 > 0:05:24Well, shoulder rub, shoulder rub. You can do this. I believe in you!

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Stick 'em up, bob and weave, strawberries and ice cream.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Ice cream? Mmm! Speaking of food.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Got it!

0:05:35 > 0:05:40Aaah! Ha-ha-ha-ha. Missed!

0:05:40 > 0:05:43I wasn't aiming at you, Goosey.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46My sandwich!

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Aarghh! Huh-huh.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Uh-oh.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Ah, ah!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Trapped! Awk!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07My sandwich!

0:06:07 > 0:06:12- B-b-b-bravo! Bravo!- Uh-oh.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Ooh!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Ah-aah! Ah-aah! Ta-da!

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Can I make an entrance, or can I make an entrance?

0:06:20 > 0:06:25Well done. You all followed my plan perfectly.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28The grabatron has its hands full. Literally.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31You're supposed to be in jail!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33That's the thing about being a master thief.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36As well as being really good at breaking into places,

0:06:36 > 0:06:37I can also break out.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40HE HUMS

0:06:40 > 0:06:42CRASH!

0:06:42 > 0:06:45I knew you'd be easy to rile, Goosey!

0:06:45 > 0:06:48I'll get you for this, pea-brain!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Oh, sticks and stone will break my bones,

0:06:50 > 0:06:53but in this crown, I'll look fabulous.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Wow, that's some serious bling. I love it!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Well, you've all been super fun,

0:07:00 > 0:07:06but I've got to get back to jail before someone misses me. Toodles!

0:07:06 > 0:07:09See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya!

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Wow! My duck-copter.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Which one of you idiot ducks left the keys in the ignition?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17He's getting away!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Not yet, he hasn't!

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Miaooow!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Miaaaow!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34- GUARD WHISTLES - Ahhh!

0:07:34 > 0:07:37The crown!

0:07:37 > 0:07:43- Right, you guys are all for it! - HE PUFFS

0:07:44 > 0:07:49There's a button here that'll dump all of you into a big cage.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Ow!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55And that was apparently not it.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58After my duck-copter!

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Pet Squad to the rescue!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Boo-hoo-hoo!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Oh, yes, you are fabulous.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- DOOR CREAKS - Ah!

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Miaow. Hand that over, Jonathan.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Uh-oh!

0:08:19 > 0:08:23Oh, boy. Three, two, one, aah!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Ya!- Who's flying this thing?- Huh?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Whoa!

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Norman!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Fire!

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Quaaaaack!

0:08:41 > 0:08:46Wait a minute... I don't know how to fly this thing!

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Aaaaargh!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53You'll never catch me, pussy. We're in the air.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55I'm a birdie. Hello?!

0:08:55 > 0:09:00I may not be able to fly, but I can glide. Toodles!

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Nine lives, I need you!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Quaaaaack!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Going to have to jump!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Oh, bouncy!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Willlllbur!

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Miaoooow!

0:09:20 > 0:09:25Cats always land on their feet, cats always land on their feet.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Hey, kitty, need a ride?

0:09:27 > 0:09:31Nice one, boys. Now, let's bag ourselves a birdie.

0:09:31 > 0:09:36# I am so beautiful to me! #

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Uh-oh! Aaah!

0:09:39 > 0:09:45Ha-ha-ha-ha! No villain escapes Pet Squad!

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Well, not twice, anyway.

0:09:46 > 0:09:51You got me, big boy. Just tell me one thing.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54I do look fabulous in this crown, don't I?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59I'm the worst policeman in the world!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- <- Special delivery!

0:10:01 > 0:10:05I'm the best policeman ever!

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Oh!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09You're it, baby!

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Where's Prof?

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Whoooooaa! HE COUGHS

0:10:18 > 0:10:25Well, my lovely pets, the rockets were clearly not a good idea.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Come here. Have a dusty cuddle.

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