0:00:02 > 0:00:05This is The Console. Pixelface games loading.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Life's so great in a console space
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Digitally here again
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# So much more than a Pixelface
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Living in a game, living in a game Living in a game
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# We play with the same old friends
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Everybody knows our name
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# We'll be here till the journey ends
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Living in a game, living in a game Living in a game! #
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Rex?
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Have you been eating pictures of apples out of the book again?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55No. Don't be ridiculous.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Morning, everyone. I have the message from the quartermaster.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Riley, your replacement jet pack has arrived.- Get in!
0:01:03 > 0:01:07He says please don't test it indoors this time.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Did it work?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Trying to do four loop-the-loops
0:01:11 > 0:01:14might have been a little bit ambitious.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Romford, your jasmine-scented polish has been delivered.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Lovely. Finally I can smell almost as good as I look.
0:01:22 > 0:01:27And Rex, your mum's coming to visit in a couple of days.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29What?!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Oh, no! Oh, no!
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Rex, while you're in there, can you see if you can find my keys?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45This is The Console. Legend Hunter session complete.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Alexia, leads.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Another day, another level.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59I must admit, the boy is playing my game an awful lot at the moment.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Oh, but that's the price to pay
0:02:01 > 0:02:04when you're such a star of a massively popular series.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06It must be terrible for you.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Let me tell you how I completed the level.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- I was inside this huge... - Temple?- Yes. I had to locate a...
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Golden skull?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Yes, but it was guarded by a...
0:02:16 > 0:02:21- Two-headed minotaur with a Welsh accent?- Stop ruining my story!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23How do you know, anyway?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Oh, just a wild guess.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Oh, and I'm reading your game guide. - What?!
0:02:28 > 0:02:32But it's against the rules to read strategy guides for your own game.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Oh, I know. That's why I'm reading yours, not mine.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Oh, your next level looks very exciting.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Oh, what is it? Tell me.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Oh, I'm not sure if I should. Then you'd have an unfair advantage.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47All right... What do you want?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Alexia, I am shocked
0:02:49 > 0:02:53that you'd think I would try and get something out of you.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Make me breakfast every morning
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- and clean the zombie bits off my boots for a week.- Deal.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02OK. Your next level takes place on the Great Wall of China.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06And you're being chased by an army of Mongolian warriors.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Oh, a chase sequence!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10I'm brilliant at those.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13And you have to escape on a bicycle.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17- A what?- Oh, I wish I got to do things like that in my game.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I can't even ride a bike.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Sorry, are you sure it says a bicycle?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Not jeep or speedboat or majestic stallion?
0:03:25 > 0:03:29No, a bicycle. You CAN ride a bike, can't you?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Yeah.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36- Of course. I'm an expert bicycologist.- Good.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Then you could maybe teach Kiki to ride a bike while you're training.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Oh, would you? That'd be amazing.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Yes, what a fabulous idea.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Buenos dias a todos.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Buenos dias a todos. - What's wrong with your voice?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Nada. No lo se.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Hang on, sounds to me like someone's been fiddling
0:03:58 > 0:04:01with the language settings on Aethelwynne's game.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02What do you mean?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I mean that Paella Fitzgerald here is stuck on Spanish mode.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Ay caramba!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- Can't we change him back? - Why would you want to do that?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Because it's embarrassing and humiliating for him.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I ask again, why would you want to change him back?
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- Metalico estupido.- Yeah, well, don't get personal, chief.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Rex, why don't you want your mum to stay?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I do. It's just...
0:04:28 > 0:04:31I've got this older brother, Tiny.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34He's an end of level boss in Mega Gino World
0:04:34 > 0:04:37and he's a bit, well, stronger,
0:04:37 > 0:04:41more successfuller and better-lookingerer than me.
0:04:41 > 0:04:46- Wow! - He got the brawn, I got the brains.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Yeah.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Mum's always been a bit disappointed in me.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55So, well, I might have told her
0:04:55 > 0:04:57one or two white lies.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Rex? What did you tell her?
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Well, I told her I was the hero of an amazing secret agent game
0:05:04 > 0:05:06where I get to fly helicopters
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- and take out the bad guys with my kung fu skills.- Oh, Rex!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12And now she's going to find out the truth,
0:05:12 > 0:05:15that I'm just a loser who collects apples
0:05:15 > 0:05:17and jumps over mushrooms all day.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20And now she's going to be even more disappointed than ever.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23When she comes just tell her I'm not here.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29I'm going to sit in the laundry basket with my old underpants.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Oh, Rex, don't punish yourself.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Oh, no, I go in there to cheer myself up. I like the smell.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Poor Rex.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Oh, Mum!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49I'm sorry I've been lying to you.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54Look, the first apple you ever gave me.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Rex, we've been thinking about your little white lies.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Er, massive great whoppers, really.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09About your mum thinking you're Mr Big Action Hero.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Well, we've had a few ideas.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Why don't we go along with the lie, pretend its rue?
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- So you won't have to disappoint her. - You'd all do that for me?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Por supuesto, Rex. Que son los amigos?- He says, "Of course.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24"What are friends for?"
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Well, that would be amazing. Thanks, guys.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Um, while you're here,
0:06:32 > 0:06:36I did actually tell her one or two other tiny,
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- although actually quite massive, whoppers as well.- Like what?
0:06:40 > 0:06:44I said that as I was the most important character in The Console,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I sort of had my own room. Sorry.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- Fine, we'll go to the girls' dorm. - Lucky us!
0:06:51 > 0:06:56Um, also, I did sort of tell her
0:06:56 > 0:07:01that I had a glamorous, legend-hunting girlfriend.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Me?!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04There is no way I would ever...
0:07:04 > 0:07:07You refuse to help Rex in his hour of need?
0:07:07 > 0:07:11It's only for one day, after all.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- Fine.- Oh, I did tell her I have a butler,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17an elf butler.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Me? Idiota.- He said he'll be more than happy to be a butler
0:07:21 > 0:07:23and he'll even wear a pinny.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Oh, forget it. This is hopeless.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Mum's just going to have to accept
0:07:28 > 0:07:32that her youngest son is the short, weedy, grainy one.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Right. My first cycling lesson.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42I suppose we should get started, then.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46So, this is a bicycle, obviously.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47And, er... That'll do for today.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- What? - Well, it's enough for a beginner.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Don't want to push yourself too far on your first lesson.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Well, I already knew that.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58I must be more advanced than I thought.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03- Let's skip straight to lesson two. - Oh, um, sure.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08Right. Lesson two is a verbal exam
0:08:08 > 0:08:10to recap lesson one.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11What is this?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15- A bicycle.- Yes.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Well done. You've passed.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Good day to you.- No, hang on. I want to learn how you get on
0:08:21 > 0:08:25- and keep your balance, stuff like that.- Oh, OK, OK, OK.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Absolutely.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Let's just get on the bike.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36How hard could this be?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38How are you getting on, Kiki?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41It's quite easy once you get the hang of it, isn't it?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Yes, er... Argh!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Look who it is!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51It's Rex Dynamo, the hero of the greatest secret agent game
0:08:51 > 0:08:53in the whole world.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Oh, no, Claireparker, you don't have to pretend. It'll never work.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Course it will, Rex, darling.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Now, time for dinner with your mother.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Hang on, is this a dream?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Oh, no. Am I going to have to sit an exam with no pants on in a minute?
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- Let's hope not.- Buenos dias,
0:09:11 > 0:09:13senor, senora.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16It's a pleasure to meet you, Mrs Dynamo.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Rex has told me so much about you. - What?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23We're all very proud to live with your son. He's a real superstar.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Oh, yeah, and his game's the best.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29For dinner we're having his favourite.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Apple casserole with roasted apples, apple salad,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34apple mash, apple gravy
0:09:34 > 0:09:37and apple bread, followed by strawberry surprise.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- What's the surprise?- It's an apple!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42You guys, that's amazing!
0:09:42 > 0:09:46This is what it'll be like with your mum. We'll all go along with it,
0:09:46 > 0:09:48so you don't have to hide from her.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Thanks, guys, that's brilliant.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Oh, Rex!
0:09:52 > 0:09:56You've shed all over me already. If your mum wasn't coming
0:09:56 > 0:10:00there's no way you'd be getting special treatment, you know.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Yeah, I know.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08This is brilliant. My first ever bike ride.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Alexia, are you OK? - Yes, I'm fine. Why do you ask?
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Well, you've gone really pale and your eyes are really wide.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Ooh, and you're shaking and you're sweating a lot
0:10:20 > 0:10:24and your teeth are chattering and you're breathing dead heavily.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27You're crying and you're dribbling.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29And you're making really weird squeaky noises!
0:10:29 > 0:10:35No! Oh, all right, all right! I don't know how to ride a bike!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Really? You kept that well hidden.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I've never told that to anyone.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Oh, I'm so ashamed.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45And now I've got to ride one
0:10:45 > 0:10:48at high speed to escape an army of Mongolian warriors.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Oh, what am I going to do?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Don't panic.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55As far as I can see, riding a bike is all about confidence.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59You just need to conquer your fear. Now, relax.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03See, it's nothing to be afraid of.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Ha!- Argh!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Oh, hello.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I was looking for the QM.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I'm terribly sorry, he isn't available.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17My name is Sir Donald Bungus,
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Chief Inspector for the Ministry of Apples.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Oh, hello, Sir Donald.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25May I see your apple papers, please?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Yes, certainly, Sir Donald.
0:11:27 > 0:11:32Papers, papers, papers... Uh...
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Oh, hello, QM. I was just chatting to Sir Donald Bungus.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- We were in the middle of some paperwork.- Rex, that was me!
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- Eh?- In disguise.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45My instant disguise kit. There is no Donald Bungus.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Oh, thank goodness for that. I think my papers might be a bit out of date.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50What can I do for you, Rex?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I was coming to see what time my mum was arriving.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Your mum? She left a note.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Do you know what, for the first time ever I'm actually looking forward
0:11:59 > 0:12:02to her coming. In fact, I can't wait.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- It'll be the best day ever. - She's not coming.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- What?- Apparently she's got an appointment to get her fleas done.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- She says you'll understand.- Oh, no!
0:12:11 > 0:12:16Oh, that means the others won't have to pretend I'm a success any more.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Oh, and they went through that rehearsal for nothing.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23And I'm not going to get my strawberry surprise.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Sorry about that, mate. - No, it's fine.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Alexia's right. I don't deserve that kind of special treatment.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32I am just a loser after all.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Hang on.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Do you think I could borrow that for a minute?
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- Yeah, of course.- Thanks.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Nearly done.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- There, perfect sandwich. - Are you sure that's big enough?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Here's a little something I made to go with it.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Todos, tenemos el visitante.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03He says we've got a visitor.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Es la madre de Rex.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Well, that must mean...
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Hello, everyone.- Mrs Dynamo.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14You must be Claireparker.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16I've told Mum a lot about you.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19I mean I've told ME a lot about you.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23I mean Rex has told me a lot about you.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Oh, is that a sandwich?
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Yes, and this is Riley and Romford.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Hello, Treacle.- La senora.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Es un gran placer conocerte.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Mwah, mwah.
0:13:36 > 0:13:41And this is Aethelwynne, your son's Spanish elf butler.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Bonjour!- I'll go and fetch Rex, then, shall I?
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Oh, no, no, no. I'm sure he's busy in his game somewhere.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Oh, yeah, he's possibly in the middle of a car chase.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54You know, the whole secret agent thing.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Yeah, he's a pretty amazing guy.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Well, I suppose I'd better go and powder my nose
0:14:00 > 0:14:02and then I'll use the toilet.
0:14:07 > 0:14:12- Weirder! I can't get over how much she looks like him.- Who?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16It must be an animal thing. I mean, all sheep look the same, don't they?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Sorry, who are we saying she looks like?
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Hi.- Rex, what have you been doing?
0:14:25 > 0:14:29I've just been... I've...
0:14:29 > 0:14:31I had a... Phew!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Is that a sandwich?
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Well done. Now are you ready to try with the rest of the bike?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43I don't know if I'm ready for that yet.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Could we stay like this for a bit?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Alexia, as soon as the boy gets home,
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- you'll be called up into your game. - Oh, I know.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Then a haul of Mongolian archers are going to use me as a pin cushion.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59'This is The Console. Would Alexia please come to the green room
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- 'or dinner with Mrs Dynamo?' - She's here already?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Park this, will you?
0:15:12 > 0:15:15So, this is lovely, isn't it?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Care for a glass of squash?
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Rex, this isn't a date.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23I wouldn't be here at all if it wasn't for your mum.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Where is she, anyway? - Oh, I'll just go and check.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33CRASH! BANG!
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- Oh! Hello, Mrs Dynamo. - Hello, Alexia,
0:15:41 > 0:15:46which is who I assume you are, as I've never met you before, of course.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48That's right.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53So, you're Rex's lovely girlfriend?
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Yes.
0:15:54 > 0:16:00Oh, great. And what exactly is it you like most about him?
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Oh, gosh, well, um...
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Oh, no, can't really think of anything off the top of my head.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12No, no, of course not. Never mind.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Oh! He's kind, I suppose.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18He's thoughtful and he's funny,
0:16:18 > 0:16:21although he doesn't always mean to be.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23You know, the best thing about him is...
0:16:23 > 0:16:27- Yes?- He's honest. In fact, he's the most honest person I know.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Senoritas!
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Magnifico, roast apples.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Buon appetito!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Um, konichiwa.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Where is Rex, anyway?
0:16:45 > 0:16:50Oh, um, I'll just go and see if I can find him, dear.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01CRASH! BANG!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Sorry!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Oh, good, the food's arrived.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Rex, what are you doing?! It's rude to eat before the guest.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- We'll just have to wait until your mum comes.- OK.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I'll just go and get her.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41- There's something fishy going on. - Yeah.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43How do you mean?
0:17:43 > 0:17:47- Take a look at Mrs Dynamo and tell me who she reminds you of.- Um...
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I'll give you a clue, it's someone in The Console.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Of course, you're right. I don't believe it.- See?
0:17:53 > 0:17:57I don't get it. Why would Kiki disguise herself as Rex's mum?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59No, not Kiki.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Try again.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- Claireparker?- No, because I'm here. I'm standing here.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Romford?- Oh, forget it.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12I think we're going to have to keep an eye on our Mrs Dynamo.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Argh!- Rex- ?
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Oh, hi, everyone.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Hi, Rex. How's your mum?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Um, she's fine. Why?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Can we see her? - Yes. Yes, you can.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33I'll just pop in and get her to come out and talk to you.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Rex, podemos ver ambos al mismo tiempo?
0:18:36 > 0:18:40He says, "Can we see you both at the same time?"
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Um... Well, she's sleeping now, so...
0:18:43 > 0:18:47It's all right. We'll pop our heads round the door. We'll be quiet.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50OK, then.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57She's over there.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03SNORING
0:19:09 > 0:19:10See, I told you.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Let her get some sleep.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23ROARING
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Um, she roars in her sleep.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31HORN BLARES
0:19:31 > 0:19:33And honks.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Everything OK, Mum?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37HORSE GALLOPING
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I think she must be having a bad dream
0:19:39 > 0:19:41about um... being a racehorse.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43CARS BEEPING In heavy traffic.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44BOAT ENGINE
0:19:44 > 0:19:46On a boat.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47THUNDER
0:19:47 > 0:19:49In a thunderstorm.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50PIANO MUSIC
0:19:50 > 0:19:51And playing a piano.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53GONG CRASHES
0:19:53 > 0:19:57And falling onto a gong, probably. Um, excuse me.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Ee, uh, huh, uh...
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Oh! Hello, everyone.
0:20:10 > 0:20:15Gosh, is that the time? Well, I really should get going. Bye-bye!
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Argh! Mum! What are you doing here?
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Hello, poppet. Oh. Miguel moved my flea appointment till tomorrow,
0:20:28 > 0:20:31so I thought I'd come by and say hello anyway.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- But, oh...!- Oh, Rex, come here.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36You've got muck all over you.
0:20:36 > 0:20:41- Mum, get off, get off!- Rex, why are you dressed like a mad old lady?
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Oh, right.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Well, as you know, I'm a secret agent
0:20:46 > 0:20:50and I'm working undercover, so I'm in disguise.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Ooh, how exciting.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Lovely dress, too.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Oh, so this is where you live, is it? Ooh, it's very nice.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Mum, why don't I give you the tour?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Ooh, lovely.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Oh, where shall we start first?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- How about the saucepans?- Ooh!
0:21:09 > 0:21:14- Lovely saucepans, dear. - What was that?- That was me.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17I'm something of a ventriloquist.
0:21:17 > 0:21:22I'm just practising my routine for the Saucepan Appreciation Society.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26I told you, there's a reasonable explanation for everything.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I've just been talking to the quartermaster.
0:21:28 > 0:21:33He wanted to see you two urgently. Something about free apples.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- I'm not that bothered about apples. - Did I say apples?
0:21:36 > 0:21:41I meant zombie-proof planks and free armour. Just go! Go, go, go!
0:21:45 > 0:21:50I think I've had a very thorough tour of your saucepans, dear.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Why don't you have another look, Mum?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59- Hi, Mrs Dynamo. - Hello, dear. What are you up to?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Nothing. Nothing at all.
0:22:05 > 0:22:10Well, I think we're done with the tour of the saucepans, dear.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Shall we have a look at something else, sweetheart?
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Let's have a look. Oh, ooh.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Mum, this is the sofa.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Ooh. Oh, lovely.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Oh! Ooh, sweetheart.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Oh, that's nice. It's a bit itchy...
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Oh, hello, guys.- Rex?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Standing here, nonchalantly reading a comic.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Your mum said the QM was giving away free armour and planks.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00He wasn't even there.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Just Sir Donald Bungus from the Ministry of Apples.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Where is your mum?
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Oh, she had to run off.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12What's going on in here?
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Everyone, why don't we all play a new game that I've just invented?
0:23:16 > 0:23:20It's called How Quickly Can You Be In A Room Other Than This One?
0:23:20 > 0:23:24- Get in! I love this game.- Oh, Riley. Sometimes I worry about that lad.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Any reason why your mum left all her clothes behind?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Er, well, like I said, she was in a hurry.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37She's quite a forgetful lady, forgot to not take her clothes off.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40What about her hair?
0:23:40 > 0:23:46Er, that's her spare hair there.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Well, if no-one else is going to play
0:23:49 > 0:23:51How Quickly Can You Be In A Room Other Than This One,
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- I'm certainly not going to play it on my own.- Riley, no!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Oh! Oh!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Oh, that is a comfy sofa, sweetheart.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04I'm just not sure you're supposed to get that far into it.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Mum, everyone.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Everyone, Mum.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18When I click my fingers,
0:24:18 > 0:24:21you will all forget everything that has happened today.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Worth a try.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- I would not want to be in Rex's shoes right now.- What?
0:24:30 > 0:24:34Having to explain to your mum that you've been lying to her for years?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Eh? No. It's just they wouldn't fit.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39So now you know everything.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41I'm no secret agent.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44The glamorous girlfriend doesn't exist.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47All I do all day is eat apples and break crates with my head.
0:24:47 > 0:24:52I'm sorry I lied to you and I'm sorry to be such a disappointment.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Whatever are you talking about?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Well, I'm not strong or successful like Tiny.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59At least you don't sleep with the light on
0:24:59 > 0:25:02because you're scared of the monster under the bed.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Really? Tiny's scared of the monster under the bed?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08It's the one in the cupboard you need to be worried about.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Rex, look around you.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12You're the hero of your own game.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16You have lovely friends willing to suffer lots of indignities for you.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20I'd say that makes YOU pretty successful, wouldn't you?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Well, I suppose so.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26Rex, I'm ever so proud of you.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29You could never, ever be a disappointment to your old mum.
0:25:29 > 0:25:34I've got to go now. Your father will be expecting his walkies.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Bye-bye, darling.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Bye, sweetheart.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42- Goodbye, all! - Bye, Mrs Dynamo.- Adios.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Transporting Mrs Dynamo.
0:25:47 > 0:25:52Phew! Well, I guess that all worked out pretty well, then.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53High five!
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Don't leave me hanging.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- You're going to leave me hanging, aren't you?- Rex, you lied.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05I'm sorry. I know. I'll make it up to all of you, I promise.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Rex, how could you?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Alexia, I'm so, so, sorry.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12I was an idiot. I realise now it's always better to be honest.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14I'll do anything you ask, anything.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15This is The Console.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Legend Hunter now loading.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Would Alexia please enter the game?
0:26:19 > 0:26:24Ah. There is one thing you can do.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31OK. I've got the remote from the QM.
0:26:31 > 0:26:36Hopefully we should be able to reset your language settings. Here goes.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Oh, yeah. I like him like that.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Oh, I think I might have put him on pause by mistake. Try again.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Not that either.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Oh, I think that makes him look sophisticated.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58COUGHING
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Oh, no, he's still Spanish.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Oh, Rex's hairs do get everywhere, don't they?
0:27:04 > 0:27:09This is The Console. Legend Hunter session complete. Alexia released.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13Hang on, if you're in here, then who's...?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23- How did it go?- The level's complete.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Well done, Rex. Consider yourself forgiven.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29My pleasure.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33Those Mongolian archers are a bit feisty, aren't they?
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Ow!
0:27:38 > 0:27:40# Life's so great in a console space
0:27:40 > 0:27:43# Digitally here again
0:27:43 > 0:27:45# So much more than a Pixelface
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:27:48 > 0:27:51This is The Console. Please go to the CBBC website,
0:27:51 > 0:27:54where the Pixelface games can now be played.