0:00:02 > 0:00:05This is the console. Pixelface games loading.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Play so great in a console space
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Digitally here again
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# So much more than a Pixelface
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Living in a game, living in a game Living in a game
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# We're playing with the same old friends
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Everybody knows our name
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# We'll be here till the journey ends
0:00:26 > 0:00:31# Living in a game, living in a game Living in a game. #
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Make room! Make room!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- Romford's in trouble.- What happened?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41He was captured by the alien robot.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43I managed to rescue him,
0:00:43 > 0:00:47but I think he might have activated his self-destruct protocol.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51That a bad thing, self-destruct protocol?
0:00:51 > 0:00:55I don't think there is such a thing as a good self-destruct protocol.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58It's like an enjoyable trip on public transport.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59What do the numbers mean?
0:00:59 > 0:01:03When that timer reaches zero... Well, let's just say it...
0:01:03 > 0:01:05It could mean the end for Romford.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Who's hungry? I'm hungry.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- What? Too soon?- Aethelwynne!
0:01:16 > 0:01:22No, I just mean I'm hungry because of all this distressing information.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26It's making me hungry with concern.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28You should be concerned, elf boy.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30When he reaches the end of that sequence,
0:01:30 > 0:01:33he will release a massive electromagnetic pulse,
0:01:33 > 0:01:36which could wipe out all the data in the vicinity.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Including us.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- THEY GASP - Oh, no!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Well, us includes me.
0:01:42 > 0:01:48- Well, don't just kneel there, we have to get him out of here.- No way!
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Look, I'm as upset as the rest of you. This is nothing personal.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56I just think you should take him back into your game and allow him
0:01:56 > 0:02:00to self-destruct in the vacuum of space, and we can get lunch.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Are you sure it's nothing personal?
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- I seem to recall you and Romford didn't always get along.- Nonsense.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Oh, really? Console, play history log.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Search terms: Aethelwynne and Romford rows.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Search returned over 500,000 results.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Would you like to refine your search?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21No, just play the first few.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Playing results.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28I'm going to put you in the laundry basket.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31No, don't you dare! Don't you do it!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Here, elf boy, get your Legolas off me.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I'm not just a foot stool, you know.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I know. You're also a marvellous mini fridge.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Delicious!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48ROMFORD LAUGHS
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Did I mention I've also got a shake-the-can function?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Stay in there and be quiet, OK?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55HIGH-PITCHED TONE
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Ow! Ooh! What is that noise?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02That is a tone that only elves can hear.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- Turn it off! It hurts! Turn it off! - Only if you take me out of here.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08And I warn you, I've got another noise
0:03:08 > 0:03:10that will actually make you wet yourself.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Oh, all right!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Thank you very much. You know what?
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- I might make that wetting yourself noise anyway.- Oh, yeah?
0:03:23 > 0:03:29- No, don't... Put that remote control down!- No!- Right.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Wah! What is that? Turn it off!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36There's plenty more where they came from.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40All my laundry was in the wash and I had nothing to wear...
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Hang on, what...ow! Ow!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Ow! Right, take that.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50All right, we had our differences.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52But Romford and I had our good times, too.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Console, play history log,
0:03:53 > 0:03:56search terms: Aethelwynne and Romford chuck.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Search returned zero results.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Well, we had good times.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I just think, for the good of the Console, he should go.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10And, you know... Boof!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12No way. I'm not letting you take him.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Stop it, stop it!
0:04:14 > 0:04:19I can't stand to see two of my best friends suffer like this.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24Aethelwynne, I want you to blast me into space instead.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Rex, you can't.- Alexia, don't try and talk me out of it.
0:04:27 > 0:04:33It'll be tough, on you especially, but my mind's made up.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I want to take Romford's place.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38I shall be the one who leaves the Console.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39No, Rex, you can't leave,
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- because you're not the one about to self-destruct.- But...
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Ooh, yes, no, that is an excellent point.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Maybe no one has to leave.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Maybe we could stop the countdown? - I don't know, Claire Parker.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55What if it all goes wrong?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57We could end up wrecking the whole console.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00You know how fragile and flammable it all is.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22No!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Rex, what happened?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Well, I was making small talk
0:05:30 > 0:05:32and then it sort of got away from me a bit.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37And now suddenly everyone's on fire.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41This place is of surprisingly bad quality.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45I think if Romford could tell us, he wouldn't want us to risk it.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50I mean, if I were in his position, I'd do the selfless thing, too.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52You, selfless?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Listen, everyone, I've behaved abominably today.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00I did wrong... Leaving the door open for the zombies,
0:06:00 > 0:06:02and completely failing to own up...
0:06:02 > 0:06:06I even made Claire Parker think that it was all her fault,
0:06:06 > 0:06:09and I pretended to Rex that we would go out on a date.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- Sorry, is that not happening now? - I was appalling and selfish.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18I now realise how important it is to take responsibility for my actions.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21One of us has to risk ourselves for the others
0:06:21 > 0:06:25and so now I believe that that person should be...
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Romford.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29OK...so maybe I wouldn't.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32But we have to think of the common good.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Romford may have to take one for the team.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36No way! He's staying.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38All right, let's take a vote on it.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Those in favour of lobbing our little friend Romford into outer space?
0:06:44 > 0:06:47All those in favour of keeping him here and trying to fix him?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Ugh! Well, can you at least put him further away,
0:06:50 > 0:06:53in the training room or something?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Seeing a timer counting down to my inevitable doom
0:06:56 > 0:06:58is, frankly, a bit of buzz-kill.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I'll take him.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02I owe him that much, at least.
0:07:02 > 0:07:08Console, play history log. Search terms "Romford and Riley",
0:07:08 > 0:07:10"Good times".
0:07:10 > 0:07:13CONSOLE: Searching. Playing results.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Do we HAVE to watch this?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17It's depressing enough already.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20BOOM
0:07:22 > 0:07:23BOOM
0:07:27 > 0:07:30To get that flag, you're going to have to brave
0:07:30 > 0:07:31a swarm of lethal robots
0:07:31 > 0:07:34and single-handedly scale the enemy mother ship.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Sounds like fun, doesn't it? - The boy's mad!
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Romford...
0:07:40 > 0:07:42..wish me luck!
0:07:42 > 0:07:46HEROIC MUSIC
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Very noisy in here!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- Eh? What?- I said, it's very noisy in here!
0:07:56 > 0:08:02- Can't hear you, what are you saying? - I said, it's very noisy in here.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Oh. Oh, is it? Can't say I'd noticed.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Eh?
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Me ears are still ringing, honestly. What about you, Romford?
0:08:10 > 0:08:14- Can you hear properly yet?- Nah, you're all right. I've had lunch.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Rest easy, pal.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23We'll figure this out.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Come on.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50This feels wrong, somehow.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I know they might not like it, but it's best for everyone.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Oh, I don't know. We did take a vote.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Oh, OK. All those in favour of ignoring the last vote,
0:08:59 > 0:09:01getting him out without telling the others.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Right. There you go.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06It's a 100% majority.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Right, good. Well... I do feel better, having done it the right way.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12And I know just the place for him.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16HE GRUNTS
0:09:17 > 0:09:20The lair of the Troll King.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24We'll tell him it's a gift. A novelty alarm clock, or something.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26That way, if Romford does go off,
0:09:26 > 0:09:29well, he'll erase that warty old misery, too.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Wow! Romford is absolutely filled full of stuff.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43Given how complicated he is, you'd think he'd be a bit more useful!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Perhaps we should talk to the QM.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47He might have some idea what to do.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51OK, listen... I don't want to criticise the QM...
0:09:51 > 0:09:53I don't know if it's just me,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56but has anyone else noticed... he isn't all that helpful?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59That's not fair, Claireparker.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I think he's lovely.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Oh, I didn't say he wasn't lovely, I just...
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Given that we're under some time pressure here,
0:10:08 > 0:10:10do you think he might be the best guy to go to?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Young Rex, what can I do for you?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Why are you wearing a dress?
0:10:16 > 0:10:20This old thing? I've been beta testing the costume randomiser.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22BLEEP
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Whoa. That's better.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26BUZZER
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Hello? QM, are you there?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Claireparker. Do not be afraid.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34You are the first to witness the magic of my invisibility hat.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Right...- It's amazing, isn't it?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I bet you have no idea where I am at all.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Are you under the massive hat covered in fruit?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47What? How did you know?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50The giveaway was the massive hat covered in fruit
0:10:50 > 0:10:52floating in mid-air.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Yeah, it does make it obvious, doesn't it?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Activate pants!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06What... Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What was that?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Just trying out my hammer pants.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- When would you need a pair of hammer pants?- To crush melons.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I really don't like this cape.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16HEAVENLY MUSIC
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Hmm. I don't think so.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Ah, that's better. Rather fond of this one.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Well...maybe we should just have a go ourselves.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Here's a diagram.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Wow!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- That does look quite complicated. - Come on, Rex.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40You've dealt with trickier technical stuff before.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Her only hope is me
0:11:44 > 0:11:48and an improvised fruit cockpit.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52I still don't see how this can work.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53I got the idea from you.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56You said I don't understand anything apart from apples.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00And you're right. I'm no good with numbers and dials, but this way,
0:12:00 > 0:12:03I know exactly how everything works.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Oh. Um...
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Except for that. Don't know what that is.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09OK. Ahem!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Captain Glover!
0:12:11 > 0:12:15I want you to listen to me very carefully and do exactly as I say.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Grab the joystick firmly.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Right.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Where's the joystick?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Oh, I'll do it!
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Make sure the top four buttons in the top panel have been pressed.
0:12:40 > 0:12:45Now. Make sure that the pineapple... er, the dial in the top left corner
0:12:45 > 0:12:47is turned to the right.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54Grab hold of the banana...er, joystick and ease it gently forward.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58JET ENGINE OVERHEAD
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Doors to manual. Two minutes to landing!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28THEY CHEER
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Thank you for flying Air Rex.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I trust you had a pleasant flight.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Yeah, but that was mainly fruit.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38And fruit does sort of make sense to me.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Yeah, Rex, about that -
0:13:40 > 0:13:43your relationship with fruit isn't particularly that healthy.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Oh, no - fruit is extremely healthy.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49I meant, mentally healthy.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Oh, Rex!- Sorry!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Sorry!
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Lemon?- Oh, thanks very much.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I'm sticking name tags onto them all so I know which ones are mine.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Now they're all mixed up.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08They're ALL yours.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- I'm Rex.- Get off the sofa!
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Pardon?- Down! Down.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17No, no, er...
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Rex isn't a dog. Rex is a...
0:14:19 > 0:14:21What are you?
0:14:21 > 0:14:26As your date, I am programmed to compliment your appearance.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29I am scanning for positive features.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34What's the problem?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I'm trying to think of something to say that won't sound sarcastic.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Mmm!
0:14:39 > 0:14:43You have...eyes!
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Aargh!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Tangerine juice!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54It stings!
0:14:54 > 0:14:55It slightly stings.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- Romford, put up a picture of some fruit.- Uh-huh.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- 14 apples, 81 grapes, two plums, five bananas and a mango.- Oh.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Spot on. That is amazing.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Somehow, fruit just makes sense to me.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I just like to get my 105 a day.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14People, please - can we focus?
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- Romford's not long for this world. - OK. Right.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19What do we know about how Romford works?
0:15:19 > 0:15:24Can anyone remember anything he said about how he's constructed?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Is that thing safe?
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Course it's safe!
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Sure I can't help? I am pretty good with electronics,
0:15:30 > 0:15:32what with being made out of them.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35No, no, no. I'm quite capable, thank you.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Riley, if you could turn me on, please.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39If you're sure.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42CRASH!
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Wow!
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I like your stage make-up, Aethelwynne!
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- You look really rock 'n' roll. - Thank you. I'll have the trout.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58I forgot about you, little robot dude!
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Oh, no - I'm fine. Don't you worry about me.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Shall I just pour it straight in?
0:16:05 > 0:16:06ALL: NO!
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- No, no! - FIZZING
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Rock on!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Romford! Romford, are you all right?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16He's a super powerful computer. He'll be fine.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20He's a super powerful computer full of orange squash,
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I don't think it's done him any good.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Where am I? I don't need my hair cut.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Oh, the Girl Guides have stolen my piano...
0:16:28 > 0:16:31OK, to summarise. Having taken into account
0:16:31 > 0:16:35all of the technical information, the plan is...
0:16:35 > 0:16:39to try and remove one of Romford's cogs and hope that that works out.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Any questions?
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Ahem!- Yes, Rex.
0:16:45 > 0:16:51Why is Romford so small?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57That's because this is a drawing of Romford.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Any other questions?
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Yes.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Everyone here is a drawing, so...
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- Right.- All right?
0:17:08 > 0:17:13- Thanks for clearing that up.- OK. Let's do this. Let's save Romford.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37- Romford's gone. - He can't have just gone.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Well, maybe that's what happens at the end of the countdown,
0:17:41 > 0:17:43he just...disappears.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47I'm sorry, Riley.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57I didn't realise how difficult this was. I usually just get Ro...
0:17:58 > 0:18:03- ..Romford to do it.- Yeah. It's the little things, isn't it?
0:18:03 > 0:18:07I mean, our weekly game of Snap just isn't the same now he's not here.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14See?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Snap!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Somebody help me, I've got me weave stuck.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Oh, come here.- Ow!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Thank you.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Well, that's odd.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36- What is?- Doesn't anyone want to say anything disparaging?
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Why? It just seems something unfortunate happened to you.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44No, no, no. Somebody should say something sarcastic.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46If Romford were here, he'd be merciless.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51And yet, now he isn't,
0:18:51 > 0:18:56somehow I...find myself a little incomplete.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Looks like you got yourself in a "hairy" moment there.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Wow. Really?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06A "hairy" moment?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Rubbish.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12What are we going to do?
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Oh, I can't take it any more!
0:19:16 > 0:19:17I have to tell them the truth.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18No, Alexia.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Aethelwynne and I have moved Romford.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Argh!
0:19:21 > 0:19:22HE GASPS
0:19:22 > 0:19:24It was her idea!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27She tricked me with democracy.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29What were you thinking?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31SHE GASPS
0:19:31 > 0:19:35I just thought that would be the best thing for everyone.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I didn't realise we'd all miss him so much.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Where did you put him?
0:19:39 > 0:19:40HE GASPS
0:19:40 > 0:19:43In the troll king's lair in Sword Of The Ancients.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46I thought that if he went off in there, he'd erase the troll king.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Uh...
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Oh.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53- I'm so sorry, Riley.- Right.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54You'll just have to go back there and get him.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57She's right.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Off you go, Aethelwynne.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Why do I have to go?
0:20:00 > 0:20:01It was her idea.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Come on, let's vote.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05All those in favour of me staying.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Oh!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09It's so embarrassing.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Those trolls are terribly ungracious about these sort of things.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13HE HUFFS
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Oh!
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Hello, tons of fun!
0:20:25 > 0:20:28GROWLING
0:20:30 > 0:20:32So...
0:20:32 > 0:20:36Been a bit of a mix-up in the goof department!
0:20:36 > 0:20:41Your novelty alarm clock was supposed to go to the kingdom of the dwarfs.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44You're supposed to get this lovely set of mugs.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47GROWLING
0:20:47 > 0:20:48No?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Don't like the mugs?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Well, perhaps you prefer something else?
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Can you think of anything you'd prefer?
0:20:57 > 0:21:01GROWLING
0:21:03 > 0:21:05My ethereal underpants?
0:21:05 > 0:21:08They're my favourite!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11It takes 1,000 years to weave a single pair.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Oh, all right.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Can I use your changing room?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19And don't look!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25BEEPING
0:21:26 > 0:21:27OK.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29There it is.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I don't think that's had any effect at all.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34I don't know. That clock's going down a lot faster now.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38ALL: Put it back!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Put it back! Put it back!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46OK. Rex and I have been to see the QM.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Apparently, we need to do a hard reset on Romford.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Actually, he talked about his new horse detection device
0:21:53 > 0:21:55and then he told use about the hard reset.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Yeah, which I didn't think was relevant to the conversation,
0:21:57 > 0:21:59considering we're running out of time
0:21:59 > 0:22:00and our very existence is threatened.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Yeah. It was really frustrating.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05There we were, our very existence threatened,
0:22:05 > 0:22:08and he just kept going on and on and on
0:22:08 > 0:22:11about how radar doesn't actually work on horses
0:22:11 > 0:22:13but it does work on carrots.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15- Anyway...- Carrots?
0:22:15 > 0:22:20Yeah, that's what I said but if you feed your horses lots of carrots,
0:22:20 > 0:22:22then you don't have any trouble finding them.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Anyway...
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Or you can use swede.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30- The problem with that is not all horses like swede...- REX!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Sorry... Long story short, didn't detect any horses.
0:22:33 > 0:22:38We need to do a hard reset in order to stop the clock.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Magic! But it will remove all of Romford's memory.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43Not magic.
0:22:43 > 0:22:48- That's where this chair comes in. - That's what that is.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49I wondered when we'd get to that.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Romford will lose his whole personality unless one of us
0:22:53 > 0:22:57is willing to make a back-up of Romford on our own memory,
0:22:57 > 0:22:59which is very risky.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Yeah. He made this face...
0:23:03 > 0:23:04I'll do it.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- Are you sure?- Yes, I'm sure.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10I'll do it for Romford.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Sometimes, you have to take one for the team.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15How will we know when it's working?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17He said it would be obvious.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Ooh...
0:23:23 > 0:23:25OK.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26CRACKLING
0:23:28 > 0:23:30CRACKLING
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Oh, my giddy aunt.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35I only told you to blow the blooming doors off.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Cloned alien robots at 12 o'clock, sergeant.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40You're a big man but you're in bad shape.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Good night.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Cogs on my ear. If 1,200 men couldn't hold
0:23:45 > 0:23:48the defensive position this morning, what chance have we got with 100?
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Complete.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Alexia? Are you all right?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Woah! That blew my mind!
0:23:56 > 0:24:01What's it like having Romford's mind inside yours?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Weird. It's like a could feel his thoughts.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06He likes you, Kiki.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10And, he secretly enjoys dance music.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Ah, how sweet!
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Riley, I feel he really would do anything for you.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18I'd do anything for him.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20He's a good piece of kit.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Oh, oh, oh! Do me! What does he think about me?
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Erm... It's a bit...hazy.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Woah, woah, woah. Let me guess.
0:24:29 > 0:24:35He admires me greatly but he hides it by being incredibly rude.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Erm... That's not exactly what I'm getting.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Erm... Oh, look at the time. Less than a minute.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Not enough time to tell you all the wonderful things that
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- I'm sure he wanted to say.- Ah!
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Are you sure this is the correct procedure?
0:24:53 > 0:24:57- According to this. Now you just drop him.- Drop him?- DROP HIM!
0:25:00 > 0:25:01Romford? Romford, say something!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Please set date and time.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11BEEPING
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Please set accent.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16- SCOTTISH ACCENT:- Hello, I'm Romford.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- ITALIAN ACCENT: - Hello, I'm Romford.
0:25:19 > 0:25:20- SCOUSE ACCENT:- Hiya, I'm Romford.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22- COCKNEY ACCENT:- All right, chief, I'm Romford.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24He's back!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Perfect!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Now all we need to do is download his memory from Alexia.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Alexia?
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Alexia, are you OK?
0:25:35 > 0:25:37I don't know.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39I have this sudden, overwhelming urge
0:25:39 > 0:25:41to collect these things.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45We should get her downloaded as soon as possible.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Hmm! Nickel cadmium. Nice!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57- Thanks, Romford.- Whatever.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Come on Romford. We're on in two.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03All right, keep your kevlar on. I'm coming.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Cut the backchat and saddle up.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Oh, this is classified but...
0:26:11 > 0:26:12I missed you.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Look! I appear to have put on my tunic all lopsided.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22How unfortunate.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26At least it matches your face now, you pointy-eared squatter.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28HE LAUGHS
0:26:29 > 0:26:31It's good to have you back!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Blimey. What's got into the Lord Of The Whinge?
0:26:36 > 0:26:39I think he's glad that you're OK.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42No thanks to you, Lady Lies-alot.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Yes, erm, sorry about that.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45I thought it was the right thing.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49I never could have done something so selfish and deceitful.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Really?! Don't forget I've been inside your head now.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56You mean you remember the stuff from the download?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I know everything!
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Your hopes, your dreams, your dirty little secrets.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Like why you hide Aethelwynne's conditioner
0:27:04 > 0:27:07because you think it's funny when his hair frizzes.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Well, it is quite funny.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Or why Kiki's disco CDs keep going missing.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16I do love to get my groove on!
0:27:16 > 0:27:20And why Claireparker can't find any batteries for her emergency torch,
0:27:20 > 0:27:22which she really needs.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Or the way you play those high-pitched tones
0:27:25 > 0:27:28to make Rex think there are insects buzzing around him.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30BUZZING
0:27:32 > 0:27:34All right. Nobody's perfect.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36I'll tell you what. Don't mention any of this
0:27:36 > 0:27:38and we'll call it quits.
0:27:38 > 0:27:39Deal.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42# Life's so great in the console space
0:27:42 > 0:27:45# Digitally here again
0:27:45 > 0:27:48# So much more than a Pixelface
0:27:48 > 0:27:52# Living in a game living in a game... #
0:27:52 > 0:27:53This is the console.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57Please go to the CBBC website where the Pixelface games can be played.