0:00:02 > 0:00:04This is The Console, Pixelface games loading.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Life's so great in a console space
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Digitally here again
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# So much more than a pixelface
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# Living in a game
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Living in a game Living in a game
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# We're playing with the same old friends
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Everybody knows our name
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# We'll be here till the journey ends
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Living in a game
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Living in a game Living in a game. #
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Argh!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Achoo! Ooh.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47What is it with all the dust in this place?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50This is The Console. Rex Dynamo session complete.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Rex Dynamo released.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Phew! What a game! Ha ha!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59A bit early to be playing, isn't it?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02I think the boy was sneaking in a cheeky one before school.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- He was really good, though. - Oh, right.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Achoo!- Bless you. Yeah, I got loads of power ups
0:01:08 > 0:01:10and then all the bosses I've been fighting for ages,
0:01:10 > 0:01:13they all came back and I beat them all, it was amazing!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Right, well...
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- Achoo!- Bless you. Yeah, and then I got 1,000 apples
0:01:18 > 0:01:20and they've filled up all my energy and strength.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22It's like I can take on anyone, it's brilliant!
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Well, goodness... Achoo!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Listen, I know a really good cure for sneezing, right?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- You drop a key down your back. - Ah, no, that's hiccups.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Drink a glass of water backwards.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- Mmm. Hiccups again.- Oh, I remember what it was, stay right there.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42power ups. All the bosses.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44All the apples.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I wonder if...
0:01:46 > 0:01:47No, it can't be.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Better go to the QM and find out.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Agh!
0:01:51 > 0:01:56- Has that cured them?- It's hiccups. - Hiccups.- It's hiccups.- Hiccups.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Hello, QM, are you there?
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Claireparker, do not be afraid,
0:02:02 > 0:02:06you are the first to witness the magic of my invisibility hat.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Right.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11It's amazing, isn't it? I bet you have no idea where I am at all.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Are you under the massive hat covered in fruit?- How did you know?
0:02:15 > 0:02:19The giveaway was the massive hat covered in fruit floating in mid-air.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Yeah, makes it rather obvious, doesn't it?
0:02:23 > 0:02:27I'll just have to try again. Now, what can I do for you?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30It's getting dusty out there and I can't find the vacuum cleaner.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Ah...
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Suffered an accident after I put the Super Boost on it.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50Waaaaaah!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53But I do have a brand new piece of machinery.
0:02:54 > 0:03:00It is a robotic, dirt-seeking vacuum cleaner.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Simply put down these bits of yellow paper
0:03:03 > 0:03:07to represent household dust and other things...
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Dirt detected.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Dirt detected. - What do you think of that?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Yeah, good.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Now, listen, QM, I'm worried about Rex.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20It might be nothing
0:03:20 > 0:03:24but he seems to have got to a pretty impressive stage of his game
0:03:24 > 0:03:25and I just wondered if...
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Well, let's see.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Rex Dynamo, here we go.
0:03:33 > 0:03:38Special powers, speed and strong odour, moulting January to December.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Oh, here we go. Levels completed - 98%.
0:03:41 > 0:03:4498%? But that means...
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Yes. I'm afraid he's about to complete.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Once his game is over, he'll be put away,
0:03:50 > 0:03:52until someone else comes along with a new game.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54That's how it is, I suppose.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58I'd better go and tell the others.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Yeah, but don't tell Rex. He doesn't need to know.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06No, I'll hold a secret meeting in the one place he never goes.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Why did we have to meet in here? It's so undignified.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12I agree, six people crammed into a bathroom.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15This had better be important, Claireparker.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17It is. This is very serious.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18TOILET FLUSHES
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Sorry. I leant on the handle, sorry.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Oh, Riley!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Rex is coming to the end of his game.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Ah!
0:04:25 > 0:04:29He'll complete it next time he plays.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Wow!
0:04:31 > 0:04:32That IS serious.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Agh!- Sorry, sorry, me again. Sorry, carry on.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39That's terrible! Rex can't go!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42It IS sad but it's what happens, Aethelwynne.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46When the boy comes back from school, he'll want to finish the game.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Look, let's not tell Rex, let's just keep this a secret.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52This is so sad!
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Sorry. Sorry, it's like it's on a hair trigger or something.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- This is getting my lower cogs all damp.- Sorry, Romford.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Look, I'll get you some paper.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Oh, oh, great!
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Look, just, just leave it, yeah?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Oh, cor, honestly!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Oh, oh, oh, hello!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Dirt detected.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Dirt detected.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Oh, excuse me, this, er, this isn't how it looks.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I'm not, er, I'm not doing anything here.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Dirt detected.- Oh, I've not seen you around here before.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27I'm Romford, nice to see a lady robot around these parts here.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Ha ha!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Dirt detected.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Dirt detected.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Yeah, oh, you're playing hard to get, are you?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Looks like you'd better put on the charm, Romford.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39- Dirt detected.- Ha ha!
0:05:39 > 0:05:40TOILET FLUSHES
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Oh! Oh, me cogs!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45How did that even happen?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48That's some heavy reading, Claireparker.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Yes, I'm trying to find a good leaving present for Rex.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Oh!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Found anything?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59No, I've just seen a picture of a puppy with a hat on!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Oh, this looks good. Hmm.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06But I can't see any way of getting it.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08What is it?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10The Peruvian orchid apple.
0:06:10 > 0:06:15The most exquisitely flavoured apple in the known world.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Oh, from Peru? Oh, well, that's easy.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20My game's set there at the moment.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Is it?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Yes, I was there last week to find a vase in the shape of a fat leopard.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Right, well, er, it says here that the apple only grows
0:06:30 > 0:06:33at the summit of the Yerupaja mountain.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Been there yet?- Mmm, I've seen it, it's a challenging climb.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Well, we'll both go.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Two heads are better than one.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Unless you're born that way.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47But we can't wait till I'm played, Rex could be gone by then.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49We'll have to sneak into your game.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Romford can fiddle The Console.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Can he?- Yeah, sure he can.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55We just need to find something to bribe him with.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58I wonder what Romford would really like?
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Oh. Oh, hello, there.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03I'm just on my way to recalibrate my gyroscope. Ha ha!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Battery at half charge.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10- Oh, well, I see. Do you fancy going on a date, perhaps?- Dirt detected.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Blimey, I'll never understand girls.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Dirt detected.- Here, Riley, old chum, give us a leg up, will you?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17I need to ask your advice.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20All right.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Cheers. Now, listen, have you ever had a girlfriend?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Me? Yeah.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31- Dear, dear Rachel. - Oh, Rachel, right? When was this?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Oh, I was just a young space marine back then, Romford.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35We were inseparable.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- She promised me she'd be with me forever.- Aw, that's lovely!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42In return for a large number of military secrets.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44And the pass key to the plasmatron stores.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Yeah, but, do what?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Turns out she was an robot in human form,
0:07:47 > 0:07:49trying to destroy the space corps.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh, oh, no. What did you do?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52What could I do, Romford?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I took her hand in my hand and...
0:07:54 > 0:07:56told her it could never be.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Aw!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Then I hurled her into a metal crusher.- Oh, right.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04It's the only way to properly dispose of an evil robot.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05What were you going to ask me again?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Er, no, you're all right, chief. I think I'll leave it.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Fair enough.
0:08:13 > 0:08:153, 2, 1, smile!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Oh! I'll take another one.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Why are you taking so many pictures, Aethelwynne?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Well, it's to remember you by.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Well, how can you forget me? I'm here all the time.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28No, when you leave...
0:08:28 > 0:08:30the room?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I've a terribly short memory.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Honestly, I can't remember anything.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37What's my name? Ha ha!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- I don't know.- Isn't it Aethelwynne?
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Yes! Yes, brilliant! Thank heavens you're here!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47I'd better take another picture of you saying it,
0:08:47 > 0:08:48so I remember for next time.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Say "Aethelwynne". - Erm... Aethelwynne?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Blimey, he's really losing the plot.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- Hiya.- Oh, hi, Rex. I've made you a drink.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07That's kind of you. You didn't need to do that.
0:09:07 > 0:09:12Sometimes, it's just nice to do nice things for people.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Wow!
0:09:14 > 0:09:15What's the special occasion?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Oh, none.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19No special occasion.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Aethelwynne, can we take a picture of this unremarkable moment,
0:09:23 > 0:09:25so I can remember it forever?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Say "Aethelwynne".
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Aethelwynne?- Aethelwynne.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Right, now, he's all set.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Now, if anyone asks, I did not do this, all right?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Yeah, yeah, we won't tell.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43You can climb into your game here and when you want to get out,
0:09:43 > 0:09:46buzz me on the walkie-talkie. Have you got that with you?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Yep, good.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Let's get going, we haven't got long to get that apple.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Er, ahem... Er, what about MY part of the deal?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Oh, yes.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Well, we've put in a very good word for you with Dusty Binfield.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Ooh, is that her name?
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Oh, that is lovely.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Yeah, we've, er, told her how much you like her
0:10:05 > 0:10:07and how clever and interesting you are.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10And she's agreed to meet you by The Console screen in ten minutes.
0:10:10 > 0:10:15Oh, get in! A date! Right, I'll go and smarten myself up.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Do you think she'll show up?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Oh, yes.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24I scattered a whole load of biscuit crumbs by The Console screen.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28# The more I see you
0:10:28 > 0:10:31# The more I want you
0:10:33 > 0:10:37# Somehow this feeling
0:10:37 > 0:10:39# Just grows and grows
0:10:41 > 0:10:44# With every sigh
0:10:44 > 0:10:48# I become more mad about you...
0:10:48 > 0:10:50SOBS
0:10:57 > 0:11:01A 10,000-piece jigsaw, Rex, are you sure that's wise?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04What are you talking about? I love jigsaws.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Well, you won't have time to finish it before...
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Before what? Dinner?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Oh, no, no. It doesn't matter. Nothing, nothing.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Remember that 1,000-piece jigsaw I got for Christmas?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18That was brilliant! I hope I get another one this year.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Christmas! You won't be here for Christmas!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24What? Why not? Are we going somewhere?
0:11:24 > 0:11:27No, you won't, you won't be with US.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Oh, right, cos I've got to go and visit my auntie, you mean?
0:11:31 > 0:11:34That's all right, I'll be back by teatime. We can do presents then.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38No, you won't be here! You'll be gone!
0:11:38 > 0:11:39What?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42We've been trying not to tell you.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48You're about to complete your game and then you'll be gone...forever.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51What?! No! I don't want to leave!
0:11:54 > 0:11:59So I said to him, "You can't use a spanner on that, you'll bust a cog!"
0:11:59 > 0:12:03- Dirt detected.- Oh, yeah, I love the way you get my jokes. Ha ha!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Bag half full.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08You're an optimist, I like that. I think we can make a great couple.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Dirt detected.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Oh, I think I'm in love.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Dirt detected.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23How much further?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26We've looked everywhere for these silly orchid apples!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Oh, I can't see a thing!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Over there, I think I can see a plant of some sort.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Oh, right.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Ooh, yes.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Yeah, I think I've found one.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55I'm going to try and grab a couple.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Oh! I bet this mist is playing havoc with my hair!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10I've got it, I've got the apple, are you holding on up there?
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Of course I am!
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Oh, it'll frizz, I just know it will!
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Arrrrrrgh!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Arrrrgh!
0:13:23 > 0:13:251, 2, 3 and 4!
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Slide front, together, step-ball change, step-ball change!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31And 1, 2, 3 and 4! Slide front.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Together, step-ball change, step-ball change.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38And shimmy! And shimmy! And shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41And do the robot, do the robot!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Boop boop boopa boop! And 1, 2, 3 and 4!
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Slide front. Together. Step-ball change, step-ball change.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50And 1, 2, 3 and 4!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Together, step-ball change, step-ball change...
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Good work! 1, 2...
0:13:54 > 0:13:56All right, Kiki?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Rex, what are you doing in Kiki's clothes?
0:13:58 > 0:14:02I thought if I dressed up as a backing dancer
0:14:02 > 0:14:05and hid in her game, I wouldn't have to finish mine.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08So you've found out, then, have you?
0:14:10 > 0:14:11I let it slip.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15I don't want to leave. I want to stay here with all of you.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18None of us want you to leave, Rex, but it's what happens to us all.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21The best we can do is remember the fun times we've had
0:14:21 > 0:14:23and give you a proper send-off.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Of course! I shall prepare a traditional Elven leaving feast.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32- Oh, no, you're not going to cook, as well?- Indeed, I am, Rex.
0:14:32 > 0:14:38The wonderful Poulet de Lutan, a delightful Elven dish.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Oh, it's heavenly. I'll get right to it.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47I tell you what. As a special leaving treat, I'll eat yours.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Thanks, Riley. Listen...
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Do you think I could have passed as a backing dancer?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55You'd have to stand pretty far back.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01BOTH: Argh-h-h-h-!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04What normally happens in your game when you fall off things?
0:15:04 > 0:15:08I go back to the start of the... Whoo! ..level.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Then why are we still falling?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13I don't know. We've been falling for ages.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16I think I might do some more screaming.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Argh!
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Could you just put this apple in your backpack for safe keeping?- Yes, sure.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29BOTH: Argh!
0:15:29 > 0:15:310h, when is this going to stop?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Oh.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Oh, that's really weird, we've just stopped.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Where are we?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42# Do de do de doo
0:15:42 > 0:15:45# Got myself a girlfriend Do de do de doo
0:15:45 > 0:15:46# Got myself a... # Hang on.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Hang on.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Who's that she's with?
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Why is he laughing so much?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56What's going on?
0:15:56 > 0:16:00I've been betrayed. She's seeing another robot.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Oh, it looks like I've been dumped.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07HE WEEPS
0:16:08 > 0:16:12What is this place? It's really odd, I can't see anything.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Maybe I can set off a flare.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Right, now we can know where we are.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21OK, we know not to go that way.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- Or that way.- What is this place?
0:16:31 > 0:16:32GROWLING
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- What was that?- I don't know and I don't want to find out.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Look, let's just get hold of Romford and get out of here.
0:16:38 > 0:16:44Alexia calling Romford. Come in, Romford. Romford? Are you there?
0:16:45 > 0:16:51- How could I go on? My metal heart has broken.- 'Come in, Romford.'
0:16:51 > 0:16:56- If music be the food of love, play on.- 'Romford! Come in, Romford.'
0:16:56 > 0:16:59HE WEEPS
0:17:02 > 0:17:04I'm afraid it's your destiny, young Dynamo.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08But what if I play deliberately badly?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11You know, never finish the game, then can I stay here?
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Let me tell you about someone who was once in the same position as you.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Just one screen away from completion.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21He did what you're thinking of doing. Refused to play well.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- Dropped his weapons, mistimed his jumps.- And did it work?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Of course not. If games are no fun to play, then what happens?
0:17:28 > 0:17:34- They...stop being played? - Exactly. He was left on the shelf.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Never even finished his game.- Blimey.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39He ended up a sad, lonely old quartermaster.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Doomed to spend the rest of his life never playing again,
0:17:43 > 0:17:44trapped in a console.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46It's you, isn't it?
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Why would I make up such a depressing story about me?
0:17:52 > 0:17:56No, this is a quartermaster called Bennis, he lives in Woking.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Terrible man. He reeks.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02GROWLING What is it?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Romford? Romford!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Oh, why isn't he answering?
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- Is it a tiger?- A bear? A wolf? - A growling spider?
0:18:13 > 0:18:17A growling spider, with a shark's head?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21BOTH: Argh-h-h-h-h!
0:18:22 > 0:18:230h.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26You're not a growling spider, with a shark's head.
0:18:26 > 0:18:31- Ten out of ten for observation. - Well, what are you doing here?
0:18:31 > 0:18:36Same as you, I guess. Fell off the edge of the game.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Once the graphics run out, it's just blackness.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- No...nothing. - So what game are you from?
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Sword Of The Ancients.
0:18:47 > 0:18:52An idiot Elf lowered me down a well to help him get a magic potion.
0:18:52 > 0:18:57- And he didn't pull me back up. - Sounds like Aethelwynne.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- That's the name, pointy ears? - Bit full of himself?- Oh, yes.
0:19:01 > 0:19:06- Thinks he's the troll's knees. - Terribly vain.- Selfish.- Lazy.
0:19:06 > 0:19:12- Patronising.- Wears girls' clothes. - BOTH: What?- I just reckoned he did.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Steady on, that's our friend you're talking about.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19- And so he just lowered you down here?- Sort of.
0:19:19 > 0:19:25- The rope gave out and I started falling.- What, just you?- Aye.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- Then what was that growling? - That's my stomach.
0:19:27 > 0:19:33I've been stuck down here for weeks. Nice to have some company.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- Anyone fancy giving me a foot rub? - OK, we've got to get out of here.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42Romford, Romford! Oh, come in, Romford!
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Oh, it's all over.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50I saw her canoodling with that robot over there.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52That one, the one Aethelwynne's been feeding.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54- Romford, that's a pedal bin.- Is it?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Yeah.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59This has been a terrible mistake. There is still hope for our love.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Romford, I don't know how to tell you this,
0:20:03 > 0:20:06but you girlfriend's a dirt-sensitive vacuum cleaner.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09She's not a robot, like you. She can't talk or think.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13What, I've given my heart to a mechanical vacuum cleaner?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Well, they do say, love is blind.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Claireparker and Alexia have led me on.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Hang on, what's happened to them?
0:20:20 > 0:20:24I must have turned my radio off in the pangs of misplaced love.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26BLEEPING
0:20:26 > 0:20:31- 'Romford, Romford! Can you hear us?' - Yeah, loud and clear.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38Right, so you must be somewhere in a half-game, half-console.
0:20:38 > 0:20:43- Oh, just get us out. - Yeah, I'm starving.- Who's that?
0:20:43 > 0:20:47I'm their new friend. They're going to give me a foot rub.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- Yes, we've established that's not going to happen.- Whatever.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53I'm not quite sure how this is going to work, but I think
0:20:53 > 0:20:55if I just kill the power for a second,
0:20:55 > 0:20:58it should reset the game and you'll end up somewhere-ish.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02- Somewhere-ish?- Yes, sorry I can't be more specific. Right, here goes.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13I'll need a back rub after this.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Well, turns out somewhere-ish is just over there. Who knew?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Is this all for me? I really will miss you all.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41This is all for you, Rex.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46Poulet de Lutan, the most treasured Elvish dish in the world.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51Prepared with love and garnished with Elvish parsley.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Elvish Parsley? My mum used to listen to him.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Eat, eat it, my friend, eat it.
0:21:57 > 0:22:04Um, are you sure there isn't anyone else who might want the first bite?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Anyone?- Um, where's everyone else?
0:22:11 > 0:22:15- We made it. We're in time to say goodbye to Rex.- You!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18You left me down a well.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- Said you'd come and get me out and you never did.- Gosh, did I?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26I normally have a foolproof system for remembering things.
0:22:26 > 0:22:31You see, what I do is, I tie a knot in my hankie.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32There's a knot in my hankie!
0:22:34 > 0:22:37That must mean I have to look to the sole of my left foot.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Oh, it says, "Check your right sleeve."
0:22:44 > 0:22:47"Try the other... Try the other sleeve."
0:22:55 > 0:23:02Get the dwarf out of the well. Oops! Yes. My bad. My bad. My bad.
0:23:05 > 0:23:10- Ooh! Is that Poulet de Lutan? - Yes, but it's for Rex.
0:23:12 > 0:23:17- Good Elven nosh.- Stop it! Stop - or there'll be no more for Rex.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21- Aethelwynne, you know what? It's all right.- Rex?
0:23:21 > 0:23:25We got you a special little something.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29- Farewell gift from all of us. - Wow, you shouldn't have.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Is this a Peruvian Orchid Apple?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34He knows his apples, I'll give him that.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38We had to climb to the top of the Urapaja Mountain just to get it.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40It's very rare. It's very rare.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- We fell into some kind of terrifying limbo.- We risked our lives for it.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Well, as I say, you shouldn't have, really.
0:23:50 > 0:23:56I mean, I have got a box of them under my, bed but, um, thanks?
0:23:56 > 0:24:00I'll treasure it forever.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03This is The Console. Rex Dynamo, now loading.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Would Rex Dynamo please enter the game. Game starting in 10 seconds.
0:24:09 > 0:24:19- It's happening, he's going. - 10. Nine... Eight...
0:24:19 > 0:24:23- Seven... - Goodbye, everyone.- Six...
0:24:23 > 0:24:27- You were the best friends I ever had.- I'll miss you, Rex.- Five...
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- You've been a good friend, mate.- Four...
0:24:29 > 0:24:34- It won't be the same without you. - We won't forget you.
0:24:34 > 0:24:40- Good luck, old mate.- Goodbye, forever.- One...- Got any ketchup?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Game on.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- That's it, then.- He's gone.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Somebody say something.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Dirt detected.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55BANG!
0:26:02 > 0:26:07- Riley, how is everyone?- It's just not the same without him, QM.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09I thought I'd better drop this off.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11She vacuumed up the remains of Aethelwynne's cooking.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Oh, dear. No-one can survive that.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20- Dirt detected. - How is it out there?- Terrible.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23I kept getting bothered by that spherical cockney robot.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26I played it dumb and he gave up on me.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30- Good work.- This is The Console. New game loading. New game loading.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32New game? Already?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41- A new game?- Can it be?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43I hope it's another elf.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Someone of class and breeding, that would be nice.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49This is The Console, new character incoming.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Rex Dynamo 2.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06- It's Rex, it's a sequel!- Yeah!
0:27:06 > 0:27:08- Rex is back!- Get in!
0:27:11 > 0:27:15- I'm back!- Yeah!
0:27:18 > 0:27:21# Life's going great in a console space
0:27:21 > 0:27:24# Digitially here again
0:27:24 > 0:27:27#So much more than a Pixelface
0:27:27 > 0:27:29# Living in a game, living in a game. #
0:27:29 > 0:27:31This is The Console.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Please go to the CBBC website where the Pixelface games
0:27:34 > 0:27:35can now be played.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37# Living in a game. #