0:00:02 > 0:00:04This is The Console. Pixleface games loading.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Life's so great in a console space
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Digitally here again
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# So much more than a Pixelface
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Living in a game, living in a game, living in a game
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# We're playing with the same old friends
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Everybody knows our name
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# We'll be here till the journey ends
0:00:26 > 0:00:31# Living in a game, living in a game, living in a game. #
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Now, then. That's it. And again, more, that's it.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Oh, nice, yeah. Pop another one in, oh, and another. Lovely, oh, yeah.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Don't stop. Put a big one, one of them big ones. That's it, lovely.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51Nice, nice, lovely. Oh, yeah, oh... Ah.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53How many of these do you take?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Sprinkle a handful of watch batteries on top, I'll be done.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00This is The Console. Swords Of The Ancients complete.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Aethelwynne released.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Oh, that's nice. Yeah, don't stop.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Lovely. Sprinkle them on. That's it.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15Come on, just a couple more, just a couple more. That's it, keep going.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Oh!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I might be wrong but I think there's a grumpy pixie over there,
0:01:24 > 0:01:26who wants a bit of attention.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Oh! Well, since you ask, I've had the most difficult day.
0:01:30 > 0:01:35I tried and tried to complete that level, I've slain the marsh troll,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37found my way through the Enchanted Forest,
0:01:37 > 0:01:40which, by the way, has a tremendous little gift shop
0:01:40 > 0:01:41right in the middle.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44But then I get thwarted by the arrow challenge. It's impossible.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48You want to use a plasmatron, mate.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Should I really?
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Must I remind you of the milk incident?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55This is tricky.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Oh, let me open that.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Eat laser, cow juice.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Plasmatron is not the answer to everything, Riley.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Oh, yeah, I quite agree.- You do?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Oh, yeah. Sometimes you need one of these!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Self-targeting laser shell.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21You just aim it, set it off and boom! You can have that one.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24We found a whole crate-load in the hull
0:02:24 > 0:02:25of a crashed space cruiser.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30It's not much use to me. It's more brains than brawn in my game.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33So why can't you do the arrow challenge then, Aethelwynne?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36You are the cleverest one in here.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Very kind of you to say so.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40No, that's what YOU say. All the time.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43It's just this challenge.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47It's just, very, very tricky.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54Fiddle-de-de, fiddle-de-da. Complete yea my challenge here.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Yes, yes, do we have to go through this every time
0:02:57 > 0:03:00with the riddlely-fiddlely do da etcetera?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I'm just doing my job, mate.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Only he with true of heart and sharp of aim
0:03:06 > 0:03:10shall gain the magic wishing ring of...
0:03:10 > 0:03:13HE COUGHS
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Sorry, who?
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Sorry, I had a hair in my mouth.
0:03:16 > 0:03:23I meant to say, "the magic wishing ring of the wizard, Denis."
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I shall give you one arrow, hit the target.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Oh, well that shouldn't be too hard to hit.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Not this target. That target.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38But that's impossible!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Oh, your arrow fell short.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Your arrow was low.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11- Back to the beginning you must go. - No!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I love everything about my game.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20The running around, the shouting, the falling down,
0:04:20 > 0:04:24and getting up again and running around and shouting about it.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Yeah, it must be good to destroy things and slavishly obey orders.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Oh, no, it's not like that at all.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34I'm my own man, I take orders from no-one. Isn't that right?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Well, you do take orders from the Sergeant Major.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Yeah, of course. - And the 2nd Lieutenant.
0:04:41 > 0:04:432nd Lieutenant, yeah.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47And the Lieutenant and the Captain and the Major.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Those three, of course. - And the Colonel.- The Colonel, yeah.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52And the Brigadier, the Major General,
0:04:52 > 0:04:55the Lieutenant General, the General and the Field Marshal.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Them, yeah, of course. - And me.- Yeah, yeah.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00But apart from that,
0:05:00 > 0:05:03apart from the Sergeant Major, the 2nd Lieutenant,
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Lieutenant, Colonel, Major, Captain,
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Brigadier, Major General, Lieutenant General,
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- the General, the Field Marshal... - And me.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15..and you, apart from that, I take orders from no man.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Riley, could you get me an apple?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Sir! Yes, sir, right away, Sir!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Are you sure that's a good...
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ah!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Rex, do not do what I think you're going to do.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Oh, it's hot! It's hot, my mouth! It's burning!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Painful, but delicious.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42Oh! I did it again, I did it again. It's really hot. But lovely.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I'm really confused. Oh, oh!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- # If you like it then you should have put a ring on it.- Awesome.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- # If you like it then you should have put a ring on it.- Cool.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Yeah! You go, girl!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Nice moves, Kiki. Level complete.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Phew, I don't think I could manage another dance.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Oh, my legs are like jelly springs.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Oh, what's this?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Oh, cool!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Oh, Riley, would you like to see my latest acquisition?
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Not particularly.- Brilliant. It's called a Mem600 recall helmet.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Just wearing it greatly enhances your powers of...- Memory?- That's it.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Come on, I want you to test me.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39I'll have a look at the objects on this tray,
0:06:39 > 0:06:41memorise them, cover it up again,
0:06:41 > 0:06:44and then tell you everything that was on that tray. OK?
0:06:44 > 0:06:49Right... Keys, watch. There we go, cover it up.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54All right, off you go. What's on the tray?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Tray? What tray?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59You were going to remember all the stuff.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Oh, my lunch has been delivered. Excuse me, starving. Ooh, fantastic.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Spanner, watch. Keys for pudding, my favourite.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Are you sure that helmet's working?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10No, I may have put it in reverse by mistake.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13It's no good looking at the instructions -
0:07:13 > 0:07:14I've forgotten how to read.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- What's this, pick 'n' mix? - Give me strength.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Oh, Riley, how are you doing?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23How would you like to see my latest acquisition?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Oh, that's better. So, what can I do for you?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I'm tired of being a Sergeant, so I'd like a promotion.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Let's have a look at your game manual.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34HE WHISTLES
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Right, here we go.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Sergeant Riley.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44Plasmatron, blah, blah, likes cheese, blah, blah,
0:07:44 > 0:07:47big fan of telescopes.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Really?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Blah, blah, never washes his pants, destroys robots.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Here we are, promotion, yeah, that's should be no problem at all.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Brilliant. Get in!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- It's just a simple exam.- Oh, no.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Can't I do physical tests? I'm good at those.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06This would just be a formality. It'll only take about an hour
0:08:06 > 0:08:09and then we can see about you becoming Sergeant Major.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Yeah!
0:08:14 > 0:08:19Two points to four. Love, juice, milkshakes, biscuits, er, whatever.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24We win! No, wait, no, you win.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Hang on there, no, somebody is winning the volleyball game,
0:08:27 > 0:08:28which is brilliant.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Yeah! Woo!
0:08:31 > 0:08:35I don't think this is a very safe game to be playing in The Console.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36And what is this ball?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38I found it in my game.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41I promise to put it back as soon as I get called up.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Make sure you do. Until then, no more volleyball.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52This looks exciting.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Can I play?- You heard him, he said "no more volleyball".
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Yeah, but he didn't say, "no more cricket".
0:08:58 > 0:09:00What do you mean?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02We could play cricket, but with this ball.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- Oh, Riley, I don't know. - How do you play cricket anyway?
0:09:06 > 0:09:11He does have a point, the QM didn't say "don't play cricket".
0:09:11 > 0:09:14He also didn't say "don't put eggs down your trousers".
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I am not putting eggs down my trousers, not again.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18I'm with Riley, let's play cricket.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- Why did you put eggs down your trousers?- To keep them warm.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I'm surprised there's even room for eggs in those trousers.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27That's why it was so difficult.
0:09:27 > 0:09:33- So if it's all the same with you, I'd rather play cricket.- Yeah, cricket!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35OK, but just a little game
0:09:35 > 0:09:37and we must be careful not to disturb the QM.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42- Get in! Right, let's play.- Woo!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Let's play what?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Let's play...- A play.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52That's right. We're going to put on a play.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- It's a murder mystery. - Exactly.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00- Rex, you can be the body.- OK.
0:10:00 > 0:10:07And I shall be Detective Inspector Hector Vector.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11I shall be a mysterious vicar.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15No you won't, Riley. I've got your exam papers here.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Oh, no. I'd much rather play cricket. I mean...
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I really want to rehearse the play.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23You can do that later on. Come with me.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Do we have to rehearse this play?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33I mean it sounds great, but I would rather play cricket.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36No, you hairy nincompoop, it was a distraction.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38We're going to play cricket.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Yes, brilliant cricket! It's the best game ever.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45How do you play it? I've never heard of it.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Boys v girls?- Yeah. Ha, because girls are rubbish at cricket.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Come off it, Aethelwynne. I bet you've never played it either.
0:10:53 > 0:10:58Of course I have. I have my cricket trunks and everything.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02You must answer every question on the paper.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04You have one hour, you may begin.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08# Praying won't do it Hating won't do it
0:11:08 > 0:11:12# Drinking won't do it Fighting won't knock you out... #
0:11:12 > 0:11:18Question one: which of the following is the correct spelling of "robot"?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21EXCITED SHOUTING
0:11:22 > 0:11:25No, no, you must concentrate. Right.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29EXCITED SHOUTING
0:11:32 > 0:11:34No, concentrate.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Sorry, Riley, it's just Rex hit a six!
0:11:41 > 0:11:45# How do you get up from an all time low?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47# I'm in pieces It seems like peace is... #
0:11:47 > 0:11:51No, I must concentrate.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55# How do you get out, get out?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57# Cos driving won't do it
0:11:57 > 0:12:01# Flying won't do it Denying won't do it
0:12:01 > 0:12:04# Crying won't drown it out... #
0:12:04 > 0:12:08- That's that fixed. Brilliant. - Finished.- Aargh!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- It was easy so it didn't take very long.- Oh, no, it's back in reverse.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14How does this work?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Help, someone!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Which one of you is the door?
0:12:23 > 0:12:27THEY CHEER EXCITEDLY
0:12:27 > 0:12:30I'm playing, I'm playing.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33We're in bat, you field.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13'Procedure not recognised.'
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Are you all right? - What happened there?
0:13:25 > 0:13:30- AETHELWYNNE'S VOICE:- I don't know. It was a most unpleasant experience.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- RILEY'S VOICE:- Hey, that's strange. My hair's grown.
0:13:34 > 0:13:41What's happened to my beautiful locks? I feel decidedly peculiar.
0:13:41 > 0:13:47- Oh, blimey, I think I know what's happened here.- Kiki's out!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- No, they've swapped bodies. - Swapped bodies?!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52It must have happened in the transporter.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54- Riley.- Yeah.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59- Hang on, that's Aethelwynne.- Don't be such a dim wit, I'M Aethelwynne.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Oh, this is weird.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04I'll tell you what's weird, having to clump about in this ungainly body.
0:14:04 > 0:14:09Ta very much. Hey, I tell you what's odd, these pointy ears.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12I'm picking up a local minicab firm.
0:14:12 > 0:14:17- You be careful with those, I just shaved them.- You shave your ears?!
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- What of it? Everyone shaves their ears.- I don't.- Me neither.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25If I got rid of all my unwanted hair, I'd look like a peeled rabbit.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28As important as it is, can we all stop talking about shaved ears?
0:14:28 > 0:14:32- We need to work out how to swap them back.- I'll get the QM.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33No, Rex, if you do that he'll know we've been playing
0:14:33 > 0:14:36with the plasma ball again.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38We need to work this out for ourselves.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Now then, Sergeant Riley let's see how you've done.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12No, no, no, no, this is really bad.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Procedure not recognised.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Has it worked?- Sadly not.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32I still seem to be trapped inside the confines of GI Joke.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35I'm still done up like a poorly programmed Peter Pan.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I don't understand. Why hasn't it swapped them back?
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- Bad news, I'm afraid, Riley. - Ah, I knew I'd fail.- What?
0:15:44 > 0:15:48- What exam did you take? - Don't give the game away.
0:15:50 > 0:15:55No, no, I just thought, I've forgotten to shave my ears
0:15:55 > 0:15:58but I've found that I have, which is better.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Shut that door.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03No need to over do it. I mean...
0:16:03 > 0:16:11Eeh by gum, happens it might be me, QM, did I not pass?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14No, you did not, I'm very disappointed in you.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16All you did was write your name down twice
0:16:16 > 0:16:17and you spelt it wrong both times.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- Riley, you really are a useless idiot.- Remember who you are.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25I mean, oh what a fool I am.
0:16:25 > 0:16:30- I'm right daft me, right, right, really daft.- Are you all right?
0:16:30 > 0:16:37- Yeah, fine.- I was talking to Riley. - Yes, and he answered. I'm fine.
0:16:37 > 0:16:43- It's me that that's fine. - I'm fine. I mean he is, right.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46You can take the test one more time, we'll try again tomorrow.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Oh, this is terrible, this is terrible.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57I've got to get back into my own body now.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01I've got this terrible itch right in the middle of my back.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04I know, it's tricky that itch. I never can quite reach it.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Oh, woe is me, I've feel no good at all.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16I skipped my test to play plasma ball.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Riley, we have all been thinking up ways how to swap you two back,
0:17:24 > 0:17:27so we thought we'd try them out and see what works.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28What have you come up with?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Ahem.
0:17:30 > 0:17:35I have constructed two extremely life-like masks.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37By simply putting them on,
0:17:37 > 0:17:41you will both start to regain your former identities.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46I'm not sure that's going to work.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Kiki, do you have any ideas?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04OK, now go!
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Well, I still think it'll work, if you run even harder at each other.
0:18:15 > 0:18:20- Maybe not. Romford? - I might have an idea.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Ow!- Ow!- Ow!- Ow!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Do you think this will work?
0:18:29 > 0:18:33No, but it's very entertaining, don't you think?
0:18:33 > 0:18:36This is the console. Sentient force now loading.
0:18:36 > 0:18:41- Would Romford and Sergeant Riley please enter the game.- Get in.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Come on little buddy let's go
0:18:42 > 0:18:44and wreak some havoc in that enemy space board.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46All right, buttercup,
0:18:46 > 0:18:49settle down, I think you might have to sit this one out.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50But it said Romford and Riley.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54Sentient force commencing in 20 seconds.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Oh, no. Does that mean he's going to play me in game?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- But it'll be terrible. - Charmed, I'm sure.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I'm not exactly delighted myself.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Ah! Ow! Ow!
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Ah!
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Oh! Oh!
0:19:19 > 0:19:24- Make it stop.- That's your job, I'm just tactics and logistics.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28- When will it end?- When you defeat all the alien robots.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29How many have we taken out so far?
0:19:29 > 0:19:33You caught one with a lucky deflection and one of them
0:19:33 > 0:19:35tripped over your make-up case, so that's two down.
0:19:35 > 0:19:41- Out of how many?- Oh, about four... - Brilliant.- 4,000.- Argh!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I think it's getting smaller.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Yeah! Either that or your hands are getting bigger.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- No, Rex, it's definitely shrinking. - Oh, let me see that?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Oh, yeah, it is smaller. It's probably much safer now.
0:20:09 > 0:20:15- Wow! That was amazing!- I bet you couldn't do that twice?- Bet I could.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Oh, oh, I know, why don't we all have a turn,
0:20:16 > 0:20:19but you have to be behind the sofa.
0:20:19 > 0:20:25- Two tries each.- One hand, one bat. - And you have to roll a six to start.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- No, Rex.- Ah, I love games we've made up ourselves, they're the best.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- Do you remember put the brick in the hat?- Not your finest hour.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Too complicated.- Quite the opposite.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Wooh!
0:20:45 > 0:20:49No, no, you had to tease it out, it's like spun gold.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Can't I just get a short, back and sides.- Over my dead body.
0:20:53 > 0:20:58No your dead body, no, mine. Oh, I hate this, I hate it.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Isn't there a wizard or a magical pixie in your game
0:21:00 > 0:21:02that could help us out.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- Hang on!- What is it, split ends?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07No, no, the magical wishing ring of the Wizard Denis,
0:21:07 > 0:21:09that's the reward for completing the arrow challenge.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13We get three wishes so we use one of the wishes to swap us back.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16The arrow challenge. What's the arrow challenge?
0:21:16 > 0:21:21Well, it's a challenge and it's got an arrow in it. Basically...
0:21:21 > 0:21:24This is the console, sword of the engines now loading,
0:21:24 > 0:21:27will Aethelwynne please enter the game.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Oh, no, I don't know what to do.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Use the magic invisibility potion to slay the bog witch then,
0:21:34 > 0:21:36before it wears off you have to get past the guard of the door
0:21:36 > 0:21:37to the enchanted maze.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Then, you have to take every second left
0:21:40 > 0:21:42and every third right to get through the maze.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Oh, do pop into the gift shop if you get the chance,
0:21:44 > 0:21:46their fudge is to die for.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Then you have to shoot the far away target with the troll's arrow.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Oh, it doesn't sound too hard. - It's impossible!
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Diddle-me-de, diddle-me-da, completely challenge here.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Take an arrow, fire it through.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06I'm not normally very good at that sort of thing.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Only he whose pure heart
0:22:08 > 0:22:12and sharp of aim can gain the magic wishing ring of the wizard...
0:22:12 > 0:22:14HE SNEEZES
0:22:14 > 0:22:16The ring of who?
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Sorry, high pollen count, I meant to say,
0:22:19 > 0:22:23the magic wishing ring of the Wizard Denis.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28I shall give you one arrow. You must hit the distant target.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Stone me.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44It's miles away. I'll never hit that. Unless...
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Self-targeting laser bolts, get in.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- Job done.- But...
0:23:02 > 0:23:03You didn't say I had to use the bow and arrow, did you?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I know I didn't, but...
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- I'd better dig out that magic wishing ring, then.- Get in.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13You seem a little different today.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Let's just say, I haven't been quite myself recently.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Oh, oh, well, I suppose I can do something with
0:23:21 > 0:23:24a bottle of spray tan and a few extensions.
0:23:24 > 0:23:29- I got it, I did it. I hit the target.- Outstanding work, Riley.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Now let's get ourselves swapped back.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34I wish we could swap back to our original bodies.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- I wish we had our bodies back. - No, no, don't you wish as well.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41- What, I thought we were both supposed to wish?- No!
0:23:43 > 0:23:46I'm back. I'm back!
0:23:46 > 0:23:52- I'm back in my beautiful body. - Get in! No, no, no.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56- No, now we are back at you, because you double wished.- Oh, no.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Now we've only got one wish left.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Oh, I do wish you'd concentrate Riley.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07- Oh, no, I've just wasted the final wish.- Shush. I'm concentrating.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Oh, yeah!
0:24:15 > 0:24:20- Oh, just a couple more goes left, I reckon.- ALL:- Ah...
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Oh, it's all my fault.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25If I'd only done the exam properly and not joined in the game,
0:24:25 > 0:24:28we wouldn't have fallen into the transporter and I'd still be me.
0:24:28 > 0:24:33Last go, I reckon. Kiki, seeing as you found it, you can take it.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Oh, thanks, Claireparker!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Oh, it's not all your fault, Riley.
0:24:37 > 0:24:42- We both fell in trying to catch the ball.- Yeah, but...
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Hang on.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Maybe that's the reason we swapped. - What the transporter?
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Well we know that but it is not going to swap us back?
0:24:48 > 0:24:51No, no, no. Concentrate.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53The plasmaball, we were both holding it when we swapped.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56It must have affected the transporter, somehow.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00- So, to swap us back...- We just both go into the transporter...
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Both of us... - BOTH: Holding the ball.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Here it goes.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Procedure not recognised.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32- I'm back!- I'm back!
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Back in my splendiferous body.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38And I'm back in my boots, where I belong!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42What's with all this noise?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44We're just playing.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Being ourselves.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Well, look, since you've been so good about not playing with
0:25:47 > 0:25:51that dangerous plasmaball, I got you a little something.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Very nice.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57- We could play catch. - I haven't switched it on yet.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- Wow. That's nice.- A self-hoovering teleball, just try and catch it.
0:26:05 > 0:26:10- Wow, wow. QM. That's amazing. - Bagsy me first, bagsy me first.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14- No, I'm afraid it is time for you to do your exam, Riley.- But, the ball.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16OK.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31THEY SHOUT
0:26:35 > 0:26:39No, Riley, you've got the power of concentration now.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47How did I do?
0:26:47 > 0:26:48You failed.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52- No. - To answer a single question wrong!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Congratulations, Sergeant Major Riley.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke. - Brilliant.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00I can't wait to get into battle with these on.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02There will be no more of that now you're a Sergeant Major.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04- You'll be behind a desk.- What?!
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Yes, your job will be mostly paper work, putting things into folders,
0:27:08 > 0:27:12taking things out of folders, putting folders into other folders.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14I mean it's pretty boring, but at least it's long hours.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Would there be any reason to get demoted back to sergeant.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Well, I suppose if you were particularly irresponsible
0:27:21 > 0:27:22and caused a lot of damage that sort of thing.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Brilliant, give me ten seconds.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27- What?- Well there's no point getting promoted if you can't do what you're
0:27:27 > 0:27:31good at and if there's one thing I'm good at, it's breaking things.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Guys, I'm playing!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Let's have it!
0:27:38 > 0:27:39# Life's so great in the console space
0:27:39 > 0:27:42# Digitally here again
0:27:42 > 0:27:45# So much more than a Pixelface
0:27:45 > 0:27:48# Living in a game living in a game... #
0:27:48 > 0:27:52This is the console. Please go to the CBBC website
0:27:52 > 0:27:54where the Pixelface games can now be played.