0:00:02 > 0:00:03This is the console.
0:00:03 > 0:00:06Pixelface games loading.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Life's so great in the console space
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Digitally here again
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# So much more than a Pixelface
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Living in a game, living in a game
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# We're playing with the same old friends
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Everybody knows our name
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# We'll be here till the journey ends
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Living in a living in a game living in game, living in a game. #
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Ouch, ouch, ouch,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Ouch, ouch.- What happened to you?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Sporting injury.- I thought you were playing table tennis.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51We were. He won a point and tried to jump the net.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Looked easy.- This is the console.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Swords Of The Ancients session complete. Aethelwynne released.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04- Good morning.- What have you got there?- This?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07It's nothing, a trifle, a trivia.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12A bagatelle. It's just a massive chest of gold.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14# Gold, always believe in... #
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Where did you get that?
0:01:15 > 0:01:19A troll's cave. I think it must be a secret hoard.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Wow. Weren't you scared?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Me, scared? Please.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26I'm hardly the type to come running out of a troll's cave
0:01:26 > 0:01:28screaming and crying for my mummy.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Mama!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Won't he notice it's gone?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35He'll probably have forgotten he ever had it at all.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Trolls have terrible memories.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40They'd forget their own heads if all three weren't screwed on.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- How much do you think there is? - That isn't even the half of it.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Bring it through now.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Careful. Set it down there.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52That's amazing! Well done!
0:01:52 > 0:01:57Please, I was just lucky.
0:01:57 > 0:02:03Lucky, brave, athletic, highly skilled and devilishly handsome.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05But don't worry, don't worry,
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I shan't be keeping me fortune all to myself.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Alexia, now you can get that
0:02:11 > 0:02:14diamond encrusted utility belt I know you've had your eye on.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- Fabulous!- Claire Parker, now you can afford clothes
0:02:18 > 0:02:22that don't look like they've been stolen from a burning scarecrow.
0:02:22 > 0:02:29- Great.- And Rex, finally you can do something about that smell.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Thanks!
0:02:31 > 0:02:32What smell?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Don't think I've forgotten about you, little boy.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38To show my gratitude for all your help,
0:02:38 > 0:02:41I got you a lollipop.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44I am a grown man.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Perhaps you'd like two lollipops.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49I am 47 years old.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52I've got a wife and three kids.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Well, then you're going to want something more substantial.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Here.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Thank you, my lord.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Just hold that, while I find something for you.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Ah, lovely bit of cheese.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09There you are.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14You're welcome.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Great prancing twerp.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Riley, isn't this brilliant!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25You'll be able to buy yourself some new armour.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28No, sir, I'm a space marine. We're trained to live on basic rations.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31As my old commanding officer used to say, "Money can't buy
0:03:31 > 0:03:33"you happiness, son."
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Actually it was more like, "MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS, SON!"
0:03:38 > 0:03:40He was a loud guy.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43And not forgetting you, sergeant.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- No, thanks. - Please, I shall be offended.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47All right, just one.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Actually, it is kind of beautiful.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53So shiny.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02What? What...
0:04:02 > 0:04:03What are you looking at?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Hey, guys, what's up?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Hi, Kiki, where have you been?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Training. I've got a big dance competition coming up.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I thought I'd better get some practice in.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23I've been practising for about
0:04:23 > 0:04:2428 hours.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Non-stop? Are you OK?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Yeah, I'm fine.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Just thought I'd better stop dancing for a bit.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Right. You do know you're still dancing?- What?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37If you're going to enter a competition
0:04:37 > 0:04:39you should spend some of this gold on a half-decent outfit.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41What's wrong with this outfit?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Nothing's wrong with it, it's just
0:04:45 > 0:04:50the colours and the pattern, the fit, the style and the shape, but
0:04:50 > 0:04:53apart from that, it's totally adequate.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56What did she mean?
0:04:56 > 0:05:01Oh, ignore her. She got out of the wrong side of the web this morning.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03You stay here and try to rest. I'll be back in a minute.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12What's wrong with this chair? Ouch!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Did you have to be so nasty to Kiki just now?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Why are you in such a bad mood?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Is there something wrong?- No!
0:05:20 > 0:05:21I...
0:05:21 > 0:05:23I mean...
0:05:26 > 0:05:29I'm having a bit of trouble with my game.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31You? Having trouble in your game?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Shush.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35It's this new level.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I have to escape the catacombs
0:05:37 > 0:05:40whilst being chased by these hunters.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42I know what you're thinking.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45It should be easy for someone with my incredible skills, right?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Only, I have no weapons because they've been taken away from me.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51How can I win this level if I have no weapons?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Oh, you're on a Stealth level.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Have you tried hiding?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Hiding?- I have to hide all the time in my game.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Sometimes it's better not to be seen.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I don't understand. I mean, why would I not want to be seen?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07For you, it's more understandable.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Does being that nasty come naturally to you,
0:06:09 > 0:06:10or did you have to study for it?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- I've got a diploma.- Makes sense.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Hiding really works.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Look over there.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Where?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Where? Claire Parker, where?
0:06:24 > 0:06:25You see!
0:06:25 > 0:06:26SHE GASPS
0:06:26 > 0:06:28How did you do that?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31It's easy, you just need to practise. I can show you.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34SHE LAUGHS
0:06:37 > 0:06:42Are you saying that you're better at hiding than me?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Yeah, probably.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- You can't be the best at everything, can you?- Can't be the best!
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- I'll show you who's the best. Look over there.- OK.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Yeah, see, just because you can't see me, doesn't mean
0:06:56 > 0:07:01to say I can't see you. Oh, this really is new to you, isn't it?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Oh, right.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Right.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- What about now?- I can still see you.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Yeah.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Oh!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Rex, Rex, what are you doing?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Oh, er, this?
0:07:25 > 0:07:30This is a goblin berry smoothie I made for Aethel... ah, myself.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33But only elves like goblin berries. Why would you want one?
0:07:33 > 0:07:37No, no, no, I'm a big fan.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Mmm.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41HE SLURPS
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Arghh! Arghh! Arghh!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Delicious.- Right.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56I'll just...go and see if anyone else wants some.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02What are you doing, Kiki?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Polishing my boots.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Your boots?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Yeah, of course, look.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18You're not just doing favours for Aethelwynne so he'll give
0:08:18 > 0:08:19you more gold, are you?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- What?- No.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Because I'd hate to see him taking advantage of you all.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31I hate it when I'm right.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Ah, Claire Parker.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Be a dear and fetch my bed socks, would you?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37My toes are becoming a tad lukewarm.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40There's a gold coin in it for you if you do.
0:08:40 > 0:08:45Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a little bit busy having some self-respect.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Here's your smoothie.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- And your boots.- Here you are.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Unbelievable!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Claire Parker, I'm feeling a bit of a draught.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Do you mind shutting the door and making sure you're on the
0:09:01 > 0:09:04other side of it when you do.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Well, I wouldn't want you getting your tights in a twist.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10HE SIGHS
0:09:11 > 0:09:12ARGHHH!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18I'm waiting.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23No. I said the blue plate.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25PLATE SHATTERS
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Do it again.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31My nose is too big! Do it again!
0:09:40 > 0:09:45Ooh. Now that is an excellent cup of tea.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Make it again!
0:09:47 > 0:09:48CUP SHATTERS
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Will somebody please clean up in here?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55You know this is insane, don't you?
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Tell me about it. What do you expect, you pay peanuts,
0:09:59 > 0:10:04you get monkeys or wombats or racoons or whatever Rex actually is.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- No.- Would sir like to purchase this?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Now you're talking. - It's a Plasmatron 500, sir.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Standard space marine issue.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Riley! No! What will you do in your game without Mary Jane?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18It's going to be harder fighting the massed army of alien robots,
0:10:18 > 0:10:20especially if they're all armed with Blastolazers and all
0:10:20 > 0:10:24I've got is this table tennis bat, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25It's a bit grubby.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27I'll give you ten coins for it.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Ah, done!- Riley! No!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Oi, Tinkerbell, I think you should take all that gold back.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Oh, I see, you're just jealous.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41I don't suppose waitress is a handsomely paid profession.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43That is not what I meant.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Just because your idea of a big pay day
0:10:45 > 0:10:50is getting a 10p tip for remembering not to spill soup on someone's head.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Forget it, but don't say I didn't warn you.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Now, how does this baby work?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Try taking the safety catch off.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Arghh!
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Count it again.- OK.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09WHIRRING
0:11:09 > 0:11:12362.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- Count it again.- Oh, come on.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16I've already counted it 30 times.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I'll wear out my maths circuits at this rate.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- How do I know you're not deliberately miscounting it?- Do what?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25You want to fill your pockets with my gold when I'm not looking.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Fill my pockets, I haven't got any pockets.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- I haven't even got any arms. - Get out. Go on.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33I'll count my own gold. That's it. Go on.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Sling your hook.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39You too, Alexia.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41What? I thought that was working.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Even I didn't know where I was.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Kiki,
0:11:52 > 0:11:54what do you actually need all that money for?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56The dance competition.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58I'm going to need to get a new dress.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03What about you?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06What are you planning on spending your slave wages on?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I hadn't really thought about it.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10What do you really want?
0:12:10 > 0:12:15- Some apples.- OK. Imagine you've got some apples, now what do you want?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Oh, that's easy - some more apples.
0:12:18 > 0:12:25OK. Imagine you've got all the apples in the world, yeah?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Now what do you want?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Fruit bowl.- Right.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33This is the console, Swords Of The Ancients now loading.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Would Aethelwynne please enter the game.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Sounds like the boys finished dinner early again.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38He's going to get indigestion at this rate.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Cape...sword...
0:12:44 > 0:12:45..teeth.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50That will do.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52This is for you.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Just time for a quick top up before I go. What?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Everything OK?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Yes. Fine.
0:13:05 > 0:13:10This is the console. Would Aethelwynne please enter the game.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Bound to be more gold in the cave somewhere. Am I right?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Rex...
0:13:21 > 0:13:25if all that gold came from inside Aethelwynne's game,
0:13:25 > 0:13:27what's to say you can even spend it on the outside?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30I'm sure we'll be able to.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Won't we?- Shall we go and find out?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Ah! Ah! Ah!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Ah!
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Claire Parker and Rex, what can I do for you?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I'd like a barrel of apples, please.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Ah, it appears you've reached the end of your apple allowance.
0:13:51 > 0:13:56Nothing I can do I'm afraid unless you want to buy some.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Wow, what have we here?
0:14:00 > 0:14:05Good weights, nice and shiny, hang on a second.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07This isn't troll gold is it?
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Yes, it is. How much can I get with that?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Absolutely nothing. It's worthless.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Troll gold isn't like normal gold.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19It's only accepted as payment by other trolls.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23The only thing trolls buy and sell is mud.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Mud?
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Yes. Fortunately the gold to mud exchange rate is
0:14:28 > 0:14:31right in your favour at the moment.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33You have enough gold to buy a huge swampful.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36This is a disaster. I better tell the others.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Hang on, aren't you taking all this gold?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41You can keep it. I thought you said it was worthless.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43To you maybe. What about Aethelwynne?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46If it comes from his game, he's going to need it, isn't he?
0:14:46 > 0:14:47What for?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Let's have a look.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Level 17, sword of the ancients.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55He really is going to need it.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Riley, Riley, where are you? I've got to tell you something.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02ALARM BLARES
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Argh! Argh! Argh, argh, argh!
0:15:06 > 0:15:10I knew it. You're after my gold.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Riley, what's going on?
0:15:12 > 0:15:15I told you. His motherboard is completely fried.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Stay back, get away from the gold. Don't make me use the bats.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Riley, there's something you need to know about the gold.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24It's worthless. I'm sorry.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27What is this? Some kind of trick?
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Argh!
0:15:28 > 0:15:29KNOCK ON DOOR
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Is everything OK in there?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Kiki, I'm sorry, you're not going to be able to buy that dress with
0:15:34 > 0:15:36the gold after all.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38What do you mean, buy a new dress?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41# Gold, always believe in your soul... #
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Never mind. Glamorous AND thrifty.
0:15:44 > 0:15:49- Back up. Are you saying the gold is worthless?- Yes. I'm sorry.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Look, please, let's all calm down and get back to normal.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Aargh!
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Excuse me.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Aethelwynne.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11What? Who, me?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Yes, I suppose that is me.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- Hello. - I am the guardian of the gate.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Good, good.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22And what a lovely gate it is.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24My, haven't you guarded that well.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- Well done.- Do you wish to pass?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31No. Maybe.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35I mean, if it's not too much trouble. I could come back later.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36The gold.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38I...
0:16:38 > 0:16:43- What?- The hoard of gold from the troll's cave. Pay me what you took
0:16:43 > 0:16:46and I shall let you pass.
0:16:46 > 0:16:51Ah, OK. Well, let's say, theoretically, I didn't have it.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Right, right, right.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Well, oh, do you know what,
0:16:59 > 0:17:01I think I must have left it in my other tights.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05I'm going pop back and get it, if that's not a problem.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Bring me my gold!- Certainly.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12What would happen if I sort of didn't?
0:17:13 > 0:17:18Flames, well, I'll be back in a bit then.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Lovely to have met you.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Bye.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29Rex, old buddy, old pal, old chum, how are you?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- Fine thanks.- Great. Great.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Listen, you don't happen to remember
0:17:33 > 0:17:36a couple of coins I might have given you recently.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40- What, the gold?- Yes, yes, that's it.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Any chance I might get that back at all?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Oh, sorry. I swapped it.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Swapped it? With who?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- Claire Parker.- What could she possibly give you
0:17:50 > 0:17:51in return for all that gold?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55No, no.
0:17:55 > 0:18:01No, Rex. Please tell me you didn't trade in all that gold for an apple.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- No, not for an apple.- Thank goodness.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09Two apples. Oh, but you can have the rest of this one if you want.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Arghh!
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Ooh, that's nice.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18I don't suppose you've got any of the gold left, do you?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20No, sorry, I paid it to Claire Parker in return
0:18:20 > 0:18:22for this lovely motor oil Jacuzzi.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24I don't believe this!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27You couldn't turn it down a notch for me, could you?
0:18:27 > 0:18:28I think my hard drive's starting to wrinkle.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Alexia?
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Alexia?
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Arghh!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Riley, please tell me you've got some of your gold left. Please.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42No. I've traded it.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Traded it all with Claire Parker, of course.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Yeah. She gave me Mary Jane back.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I can't believe I was ever that stupid.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Technically, didn't I buy that from you
0:18:50 > 0:18:53so technically shouldn't you give that back?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- GUN MECHANISM CLICKS - You know what?
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Keep it. It's a gift from me to you.
0:18:59 > 0:19:04But please tell me you at least have some coins left.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06No, I'm done with money.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09You won't catch me being crazy and paranoid ever again.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13ALARM BLARES
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Sorry, I thought I'd taken the last of those down.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Come in.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- Hello.- Hi.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34I don't suppose you remember all that gold?
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Hmmm, I think I can just about recall it.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41I heard a rumour that everyone had given it all to you?
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Let me think.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Oh, yes, that's right. They have. All of it.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Don't suppose I could get it back?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I'm not sure.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54That doesn't seem very fair, does it?
0:19:55 > 0:20:00Well, just forget it. I am not lowering myself to begging to you.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Oh, no. Elves do not beg.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04It is not in their nature.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06No, no begging from me.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08OK. See ya.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Please can I have it back?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18I beg you!
0:20:18 > 0:20:23Everyone earned that money indulging you and your pathetic little whims.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25If you want it back, you'll have to earn it back.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Fine. I'll do whatever you want.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34How about I repair this rip in this hideous jacket of yours?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Oh, thanks, but no.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40It's not me you have to earn it from.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Claire Parker, wait.
0:20:56 > 0:21:01Oh, oh, if it isn't Lord Money Bags.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Or should that be Lord Empty Money Bags?- Have mercy.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06I'm not built for manual labour.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Look at these hands.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12They're made for strumming a ballad on a lyre, not picking the nits out
0:21:12 > 0:21:13of a wallaby's underarm hair.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Surely I've done enough!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Can't I have my gold back?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20I've hidden it.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Where?
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Oh, let me think... Oh, I can't remember.
0:21:31 > 0:21:37- Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ouch! - Stop whining.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41- How much is there?- I think it looks like it should be enough.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Oh, I hope so.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Oh, the room's spinning.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Oh, I think one of my centrifugal cogs has come loose.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53Has anyone got a flathead screwdriver?
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Thank you for helping me.
0:21:54 > 0:21:59- Sorry for, well, everything. - That's OK.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02No, I shouldn't have called you a waitress, that was unforgivable.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04I AM a waitress.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Yes. Well done you.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08I'd better get going.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13How did you know I was going to need all this gold back?
0:22:13 > 0:22:14I read it in your game manual.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Is it true you have to give all this to the dragon?
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Yes, and I'd better get it to him quick smart, otherwise I'm toast.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Awful. I couldn't believe it when I read about the curse.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- What?- You know, the curse the troll
0:22:28 > 0:22:33puts on his gold, so if it's ever stolen, it eventually turns to dust.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Something tells me you didn't know about that.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39I don't suppose you happen to read how long I have until
0:22:39 > 0:22:41this curse takes effect?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43I think that might be academic now.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48HE SHOUTS
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Don't panic.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56What? This seems like a very sensible time to be panicking.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59This time tomorrow you'll be spreading me with marmalade
0:22:59 > 0:23:01and serving me for breakfast.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Look, just listen to me.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08OK, so we may not have the gold, but I'm sure there's other things
0:23:08 > 0:23:10we could take to the dragon.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12But all I have is dust!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Hang on a second,
0:23:14 > 0:23:18if all the gold has turned to dust, what's happened to Kiki's...
0:23:18 > 0:23:21KIKI SCREAMS
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- How did the dance competition go? - Not good.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25A mess.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Is this all a bad dream?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Yes, yes, it is.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Thank goodness. Wake me up when
0:23:33 > 0:23:38it's all over, would you. I mustn't be late for the dance competition.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Hey, I've got an idea.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Why don't we have a whip round. We may not have any gold, but I'm sure
0:23:45 > 0:23:48there are other valuable things we could take to the dragon instead.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50I don't know.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Why would they do anything for me after everything I've done to them?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Well, because
0:23:55 > 0:23:57they're your friends.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Go and talk to them.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Then you can come back and clear up this dust.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Achoo!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Yes! I win.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11I am the best at hiding!
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Great, right. What have we got?
0:24:18 > 0:24:23A pile of bruised apples, a small can of engine oil.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- That's good stuff, that is. - Some discarded leg warmers.
0:24:26 > 0:24:31A broken watch, oh, and a designer handbag.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34What would a dragon want with a designer handbag?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- To put his designer lipstick in, obviously.- Obviously.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40I don't mean to sound ungrateful,
0:24:40 > 0:24:44but this dragon is looking for a fortune in gold.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48I doubt the discarded contents of a car boot sale will be a substitute.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51This is the console, Swords Of The Ancients now loading.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Will Aethelwynne please enter the game.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55What am I going to do?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57It will be all right.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:25:01 > 0:25:04I've got an idea. Maybe this isn't about the money.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Maybe it's about something more important.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10I mean sure, you've lost all those coins, but you've found
0:25:10 > 0:25:15a different kind of gold, the gold of friendship.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17And if this dragon has a heart,
0:25:17 > 0:25:21he's going to be able to see that you're very rich indeed.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24That's a wonderful idea, Rex.
0:25:24 > 0:25:30- Thank you.- Let's just hope this dragon is stupid enough to buy it.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32- Wish me luck.- Good luck.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Good luck.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42So Riley, any more money-making schemes?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45No, ma'am. It's basic survival rules for me from now on.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47I don't carry anything I don't need.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50I only eat and drink what I can find.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Isn't that going to be a problem in here, though?
0:25:52 > 0:25:55No way. This carpet fluff is pretty nutritious.
0:25:57 > 0:26:02Urgh. I can always drink this water from the radiator.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08- How was that?- Great.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09You ought to try drinking out of a toilet.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Not that I do that.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Well?
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Hello again.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Hope you're well.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Did you bring my gold?- Yes.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Yes, I did.
0:26:26 > 0:26:31As promised, here we are, 100 golden delicious apples.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35Right, well, you enjoy those.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38OK. Cheerio.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41What is the meaning of this?
0:26:41 > 0:26:42What?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Problem?
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Well, I do have other things.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Question. Where do you currently keep your lipstick?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Lipstick?
0:26:54 > 0:26:58All right, I lost the gold.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00But I've found some other gold,
0:27:00 > 0:27:04friendship gold, which apparently is better,
0:27:04 > 0:27:07although you can't see it or something.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Oh, I messed up.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15I was so busy at playing being rich, I didn't realise my friends are
0:27:15 > 0:27:17the most valuable thing I've got.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19But I've learned a lesson.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22That's the most important thing, isn't it?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24So I thought
0:27:24 > 0:27:26maybe you'd let me off.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27What do you say?
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Shall I take that as a maybe?
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