0:00:02 > 0:00:06This is the console. Pixelface games loading.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Life's so great in the console space
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Digitally here again
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# So much more than a Pixelface
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Living in a game, a game, a game
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# We're playing with the same old friends
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Everybody knows our name
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# We'll be here till the journey ends
0:00:26 > 0:00:32# Living in the game The game, the game, the game! #
0:00:44 > 0:00:47You were right. This is much easier when we work together!
0:00:47 > 0:00:52Yes, that's it. Come on, team, don't slow down. Feel the burn!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55What, pray tell, is your contribution to this team,
0:00:55 > 0:00:57you overgrown fridge magnet?
0:00:57 > 0:01:01I'm a coach, obviously. Now, come on, treacle, chop chop!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Those buns won't slice themselves. Put your hat on.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07I told you, your hair is unhygienic. There, that's better.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Making lunch is my favourite of all the chores.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15It's even better than that time we used my tail to unblock the toilet!
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Ah, memories!
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Eh, Rex...who are you actually passing those plates to?
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- Kiki.- I'm here!- Riley, then.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Oh.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34ALL: Rex!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Sorry! It was an accident!
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Why is it, when anything breaks in here, the furry fool is involved?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- I don't think that's true! - Rex, hold this.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- OK.- And whatever you do, don't break it.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Of course I won't! - CUP SHATTERS.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Ahh! Right on my toe!- What are we supposed to do without any plates?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Eat off the floor, like animals or servants?
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Don't worry, this plate isn't broken.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Look!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03You all thought I was going to break it, didn't you?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Well I'm not that... Oh!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Rex!- Oh, Rex!- You're always letting the side down.- Sorry.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14- Rex, your problem is, you just can't concentrate.- I can!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17You're always getting distracted. You never pay attention...
0:02:17 > 0:02:21BEEPING Rex!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Sorry, what?- Ohhh! Let's just get this cleared up.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33Everybody stop what they are doing! This is an emergency!
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Someone has drunk my goblin-berry cordial!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Is that what that was? It smelt terrible.
0:02:40 > 0:02:45Terrible? I'll have you know this is the finest drink in the Elf kingdom!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I crushed those berries with my own two feet,
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- and filtered them through my silken undergarments.- Wow.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55What beverage isn't improved by feet and pants(?)
0:02:55 > 0:03:00- Uh, yeah, that might have been me. Sorry.- You drank my cordial?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Not exactly. I used it to polish Romford.- What?!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I thought it was cleaning fluid! You must admit,
0:03:05 > 0:03:11- it made his screen nice and shiny. - Not one of you noticed! Typical!
0:03:11 > 0:03:16That is it! No longer will I permit my possessions
0:03:16 > 0:03:18to be swiped from beneath my nose! From now,
0:03:18 > 0:03:24- no-one is to borrow anything that has my name on it.- Ohh.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26He said he was sorry!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29We all have to share sometimes, you know.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Look, you could be the bigger man here,
0:03:31 > 0:03:34or you could be a petty, spoilt little elf.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38That includes my mug!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Spoilt, petty little elf it is. - Thank you!
0:03:41 > 0:03:47- Hey!- Maybe that'll teach you not to take what's not yours in the future!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Game loading...
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Guys, if we're all in here, what game is the boy playing?- I don't know!
0:03:53 > 0:03:58Maybe it's a game that's been rented, or borrowed, or...
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Oh, no... What date is it?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02It couldn't be!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04MUSIC: "Grandstand" Theme Tune
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- It is!- What? - Oh, no!
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- Quick, let's get all the valuables, so they can't be broken!- Good idea!
0:04:17 > 0:04:18No!
0:04:18 > 0:04:22You grab the trophies for pony-trekking and marksmanship.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25I'll grab the ones for needlework and pouting.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- What's going on? - 'This is the console.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37'Premiership soccer session complete.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- 'All players released.' - THEY CHEER
0:04:41 > 0:04:43It's football season!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49ALL CHATTER AT ONCE
0:04:49 > 0:04:52ALL: Good game! Good game.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Our boy only plays this game at the beginning of the season,
0:04:58 > 0:05:02and then gets bored, which means we're stuck with them for two weeks.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05What's wrong with that? I love football!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08You won't be saying that after a couple of days.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Please! Shoes off the sofa!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13And no isotonic drinks on the upholstery.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15This is brilliant, isn't it?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18I can't wait for them to teach us some tricks.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I completely agree, Rex.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22If by "brilliant", you mean "totally awful".
0:05:22 > 0:05:25And if by, "teach us some tricks", you mean "leave".
0:05:29 > 0:05:30AIR HISSES
0:05:30 > 0:05:33PLAYERS GROAN
0:05:34 > 0:05:37And the ball is passed to Rex Dynamite.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39He runs down the wing,
0:05:39 > 0:05:43around Rio Ferdinand, past Ashley Cole, only David James to beat.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45What can Rex do? Arrghhh!
0:05:45 > 0:05:46CRASH
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Not a lot, Rex. Dirty laundry can be a tricky opponent.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57Unbelievable! Those brainless hulks have only been here a few hours
0:05:57 > 0:06:02and already the place stinks of armpit and ostentatious jewellery!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I'm off for a cleansing shower.
0:06:04 > 0:06:10Hey, hey, hey! What do you think you're doing with that?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Well, taking the shampoo. - Read the label.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Come on, I always borrow this!
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Well, maybe you'll think twice about borrowing what's not yours in future.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Don't be so ridiculous!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31This military-strength shampoo is the only thing
0:06:31 > 0:06:33that stops my hair from frizzing!
0:06:33 > 0:06:38- Ah, well, in that case... No!- Ohh!
0:06:38 > 0:06:43You will pay for this, Sergeant! Mark my words.
0:06:47 > 0:06:52Rex, do we need to have that "how you wear clothes" chat again?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Go on, shoo! Shoo, go! Shoo, shoo!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04I don't know how much more of this I can take.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07I don't know what Rex and Riley see in them.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- So, have you ever played with the digital Wayne Rooney?- Yeah, sure.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- What's he like? - He's quite badly animated, actually.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17His mouth doesn't move when he speaks. It's quite creepy.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Wow.- Just like the real thing!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24So, how do you become a famous footballer, like yourself?
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- It's just luck, really. Anyone can do it.- Anyone? Really?!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Yes, if they're phenomenally talented,
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- extremely fit and incredibly hard working.- Oh.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36We're always on the lookout for new players.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39In fact, we've got at spare space in our squad
0:07:39 > 0:07:40for the next cup tournament.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Oh, wow! Do you think you could give us a trial?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46HE CLEARS HIS THROAT Rex, Rex...
0:07:46 > 0:07:51- I think he's talking to me.- Cos I've been practising. Watch this.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58BOTH: Oh, Rex!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Sorry. Sorry!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04OK, OK!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Listen...
0:08:06 > 0:08:10I tell you what, both of you come back this afternoon
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- and I'll see what I can do. - That's brilliant!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Looking forward to it!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Rex, Rex, Rex...- Yeah?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Maybe you taking the trial isn't such a good idea.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- What? Why not?- Well, you know, football is a team sport, yeah?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Being a team player has never been your strength, has it?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34But hey, hey, you know, you're good at other stuff. Like...
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Yeah?- Like...
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Like... Like...
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Like a mint?- No.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44No, thank you, I won't.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Oooh!
0:08:59 > 0:09:03"And stop stealing my mints, Aethelwynne."
0:09:08 > 0:09:13This is amazing, isn't it? One of our gang could be in a football team!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Oh, football is so boring!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Oiks running round a field, kicking a ball about,
0:09:19 > 0:09:23and they don't even allow heavily armed killer tigers on the team.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- I mean, hello! Where's the excitement?- You're weird.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28SHE MOUTHS
0:09:35 > 0:09:41- Not a word. Thank you.- OK. Each trial is to last one minute.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Sergeant Riley to go first.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17- That was amazing.- OK. Good effort, Riley. Now Rex Dynamo.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19You have one minute to impress us.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Right, then.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36This is it.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Rex, whatever you do, don't break my trophies.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Don't break the trophies.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Don't break the trophies.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59SHE SHRIEKS
0:10:59 > 0:11:02No!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06How did I do?
0:11:06 > 0:11:11- No!- Oh, Alexia, I'm so, so sorry.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I'll win you some more.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I did once come third in that smelliest guff competition.
0:11:16 > 0:11:21Just leave us all alone, Rex. Go hibernate until next summer,
0:11:21 > 0:11:24or preferably, several summers after that.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33I think maybe it's best you stay out of everyone's way for a while.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36And don't touch anything that has my name on it.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Sorry, everyone.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Tried to warn you, Rex. I tried to warn you.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Ow! What in Jupiter?
0:12:19 > 0:12:23"If you want somewhere to throw your toenail clippings,
0:12:23 > 0:12:29"then I suggest you purchase your own bin, Aethelwynne."
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Oh... Eurgh!
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Ohh!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Oh, good. You're both here.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Well done on your trials this afternoon, fellas.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43I'm pleased to say that we have decided to offer one of you
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- a place in our squad. - Yes, get in!
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Rex, if you'd like to report to training in 30 minutes' time,
0:12:50 > 0:12:55- we'll go through the details then. - You won't regret this, Captain.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58I'll give you 200%, eight days a week, 532 days a year.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Never mind, Rex. Not really your thing.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03I'll just grab... What did you say?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Congratulations, Rex.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09The guys are proud to have you on the team.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Really?!- Of course. See you later.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Hang on...hang on... Captain... Excuse me, mate.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18There's been a mistake.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Everyone, I've got some news.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Now, you might have worked it out from how I'm dressed,
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- but I've got a new job. - You've become a fireman?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Lifeguard? Air hostess?
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Not seriously considering joining that team of Neanderthals?
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Of course. You all said you didn't want me around any more.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54Don't worry. From now on, I've got a new gang to hang out with.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Come on! Do you really want to be a member of Durbrains United?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- What's wrong with that?- Over here.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- PLAYERS:- Oh, yeah!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
0:14:07 > 0:14:11- Oh...- See? Not exactly the sharpest forks in the drawer.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14My friends are not stupid, thank you very much.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Oh, Rex.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21'This is the console. Premiership soccer now loading.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- 'Would all members of the squad please enter the game?'- Let's go.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Now, if you'll excuse me, I have got a match.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32It's the first round of the cup. I need to make a good impression
0:14:32 > 0:14:35on my professional footballing debut.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:14:37 > 0:14:39You've got the boots on the wrong feet.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Actually, no, I haven't.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48I find it more comfortable this way.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52BOOTS SQUEAK
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Style it out, Rex. Style it out.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- We can actually hear you.- Oh.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00Out...out...out...out.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12Wow. Great graphics.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Come on, boys.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19We're sticking with the same formation as last match.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Gibbo, you're up front. Wicksy, you're in the middle. OK?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Sounds good. Where do you want me?
0:15:25 > 0:15:29I can be tearing down the wing, a rock in front of the back four,
0:15:29 > 0:15:32somewhere in the fronty... middly bit?
0:15:32 > 0:15:38- You're on the bench, Rex.- Oh, OK. I suppose it is my first match.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43I'll start warming up, and you can bring me on when you need me.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Bring you on?
0:15:45 > 0:15:50- Why would we bring the mascot on during the match?- Mascot?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I thought you wanted me on the pitch.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Why would you think that?
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Rex, you are the single worst player I've ever seen.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04I've known sticks of celery with more ball control.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Wh...wh... So I'm never going to play?
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Look, we needed a new, weird-looking mascot at short notice
0:16:12 > 0:16:15to clown around, give the crowd something to laugh at.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17You seemed perfect.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Why not run up and down the touchline,
0:16:20 > 0:16:24fall on your bum a few times, do something amusing with custard,
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- and leave the football playing to the big boys?- No, no, look.
0:16:28 > 0:16:33I'll practise loads and... Hang on. I've got 'em.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36That's it.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39That IS it, Rex.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43No, hang on, hang on.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Lawnmower, lawnmower.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Lawnmower, lawnmower.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Lawnmower, lawnmower.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Bum pop.
0:16:51 > 0:16:56- Oh, no. Was the lawnmower after the bum pop?- 'This is the console.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58'Premiership soccer session complete.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- 'Players released.'- Oh, no!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Good game.- Good game.- Oi.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Watch it.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Oh, hi, Rex. How was the game?
0:17:20 > 0:17:25Hi, Kiki. It was brilliant. We won 3-0.
0:17:25 > 0:17:30- I was really good - passing, crossing, tackling. Amazing fun.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Wow. When did you get your foot stuck in the cooler?
0:17:33 > 0:17:39Oh. I was reaching for the last choc ice and overbalanced.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Anyway, I'd better join the post-match celebrations.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Say hi to the others for me. Or don't - up to you.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52He seems really happy.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Yeah, maybe it was for the best after all.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Kiki, are you all right?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Do you know what, I'm not.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01My arms are really sore.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I wondered where that had gone.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17SAD MUSIC PLAYS
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Anyone else feel guilty about Rex?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Yeah, a bit.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Do you think it was right that we pushed him away?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Oh, please, he's a one-rodent disaster area.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Just tell him not to break anything, and boom!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Maybe we are better off without him.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23He did do something very annoying last week.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26I was in the middle of hanging out the washing,
0:20:26 > 0:20:28and while I was out of the room...
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Sorry!
0:20:31 > 0:20:36- Was the washing line red? - Yeah - why?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38I think I know why he took it.
0:20:38 > 0:20:43I'd just been called into my game, but the lace in my shoe had snapped.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45It would've been a disaster,
0:20:45 > 0:20:48but Rex said he knew where to get me a replacement.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53So he wasn't being thoughtless after all?
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Yeah, but he did use all the hot water without telling anyone.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Yes, that was terribly irritating.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01I think I can tell you why he did that.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Me and Riley had spent the whole morning
0:21:04 > 0:21:07on a level set in the garbage disposal system of a space station.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13We were a bit whiffy, and Rex volunteered to help us out.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Wow. That was really nice of him.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20But I lent him my best metal polish, and I still haven't got it back.
0:21:20 > 0:21:25Oh, wait. Did this can have a round metal lid?
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Yeah, that's the one. Why?
0:21:26 > 0:21:32I'd broken my mirror, you see, and he offered to make a replacement.
0:21:32 > 0:21:37- Oh, so he wasn't being selfish at all?- No.- Hang on!
0:21:37 > 0:21:41What about the time he ate all the biscuits without asking?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Nice try, Aethelwynne. We know that was you.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Curses.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Maybe we should talk to Rex, ask him to come back?
0:21:50 > 0:21:54I think it might be too late. He seems really happy now.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57'This is the console. Premiership soccer now loading.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00'Would all players please enter the game?'
0:22:00 > 0:22:01PLAYERS SHOUT
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Nice one!
0:22:14 > 0:22:16What have we done?
0:22:16 > 0:22:21I think we've just got to accept it, he's not one of the gang any more.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Oh, my guilt circuits have overloaded.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Rex, what are you doing?
0:22:28 > 0:22:32You're supposed to be getting the crowd laughing.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Why not tie your shoelaces and fall flat on your face? That's hilarious.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- That was an accident!- Well, you'd better think of something.
0:22:38 > 0:22:43If you don't pull your weight, you'll be on boot-cleaning duty again.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Here, put the hat on.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49I'm not a clown, you know?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52I do have some dignity. Ahh!
0:22:52 > 0:22:57'Isn't he hilarious?! Let's hear it for the team mascot, Rex Dynamo.'
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Right, boys. Lovely. Hit us now, yeah?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03CLATTER
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- Right, that's it, you're off! - Oh, ref!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10And you, you're off, too.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12In fact...
0:23:12 > 0:23:14you're all off!
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Come on!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Wow, nice one, Kiki.- Thank you.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Oh, hi, Rex.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Oh, hi, everyone.
0:23:27 > 0:23:32- How's life in the football world? - Oh, great, yeah.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
0:23:36 > 0:23:41really, really, really happy. So happy I could cry.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43And, er, you all coping without me?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Yeah. We're doing great.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49'This is the console. Premiership Soccer now loading.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53'Would all players please enter the game for the cup final?'
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Well, I'd better go.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- See you, everyone.- Bye, Rex.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06< SHOUTING
0:24:08 > 0:24:11You, sir, have crossed the line.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Something wrong, Sergeant?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17HE CHUCKLES
0:24:17 > 0:24:18You are both unbelievable!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21You'd better start acting like responsible adults,
0:24:21 > 0:24:25unless you want me to give you both a wedgie? Hmm?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Things would never be so bad between you both if...
0:24:28 > 0:24:30If only Rex was still here.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33I suppose we do get on better when Rex is around.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37Can't we apologise? There must be something we can do.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Oh, no, you don't understand.
0:24:39 > 0:24:44Being a footballer was his dream. He'll never give that up. Look!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Why is he dancing like that?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52No, he's not dancing, he's probably warming up.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Why is he wearing that hat?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57And he's sticking his head in that bucket of custard
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- because he's hungry, right(?) - Right. ..Oh, no...
0:25:01 > 0:25:03They've made him their mascot.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Terrible. Come on.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- Come on, we've got to go.- Go where?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Where do you think?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Rex needs us.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19What happened to him?
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- Bad tackle. We're going to need to bring a sub on, fast.- Ahem.
0:25:23 > 0:25:29- Ahem! Aahh-hem!- That's getting very annoying. Do you want a tissue?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32I was thinking, there is one player you could bring on...
0:25:32 > 0:25:36We don't have any... No. No, no, no.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38We don't have any choice, boss.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40How much more damage can he do?
0:25:40 > 0:25:41OK, fine.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Rex, you're on.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Yes! You won't regret it.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49'Penalty shootout!'
0:25:49 > 0:25:53All right, lads, it's sudden-death time.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Good look, mate.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00ALL: Yes!
0:26:00 > 0:26:02So, what happens now, eh?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05The boy playing the game chooses the player.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09That player then takes the first penalty. First team to score wins.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Any more questions?- Yeah, just one.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15- What does this flashing arrow above my head mean?- Oh, no!
0:26:15 > 0:26:18It means that you're taking the first penalty.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Rex... I can't look.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Sorry.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40What am I doing?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42I can't take a penalty.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45I can't even kick a ball without breaking something.
0:26:45 > 0:26:50This is all the fault of my stupid daydreaming. I'm no footballer.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Come on, Rex.- >
0:26:52 > 0:26:57- Come on, Rex!- Come on, Rex, you can do it! Just don't break the goal!
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Don't break the goal.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Yes!
0:27:12 > 0:27:14You broke the goal!
0:27:14 > 0:27:18- Rex, that was amazing! - Listen, forget the mascot stuff.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- You are going to be in the starting line-up next match.- Ooh!
0:27:21 > 0:27:25Actually, I don't think there's going to be a next match for me.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28- What do you mean?- I mean, this has been fun, and everything,
0:27:28 > 0:27:32but I've already got my own team, thanks.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34ALL: Aw...
0:27:34 > 0:27:38- Here, Rex. Congratulations. - Brilliant! Hurray!
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Agh! Went on my toe!
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