0:00:02 > 0:00:05This is The Console. Pixelface games loading.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Life's so great in a console space
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Digitally here again
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# So much more than a pixel face
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# Living in a game
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Living in a game Living in a game
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# We're playing with the same old friends
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Everybody knows our name
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# We'll be here till the journey ends
0:00:27 > 0:00:28# Living in a game
0:00:28 > 0:00:32# Living in a game Living in a game. #
0:00:41 > 0:00:43What are you doing, Rex?
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Oh, the boys got one of those motion capture cameras. It's brilliant!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49He stands in front of the camera
0:00:49 > 0:00:51and then whatever actions he does in the living room,
0:00:51 > 0:00:53I have to do in my game.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57I am having a few teething problems with it at the moment.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00It doesn't seem to disconnect at the end of the game.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Oh, so that's why you're...
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Yeah, his mum's doing the front room carpet now.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Everything they do in the living room, I have to do.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Oh, wait. Hang on.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Ooh! Oh, yeah.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I think she's finished.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Oh, yeah, look at that. She's putting it away. That's brilliant.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Yeah, technology's amazing!
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Ahhh!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21'This is The Console. Return To Zombie City complete.'
0:01:21 > 0:01:24See, they have a door there. We don't.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25'Claireparker released.'
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Oh!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Everything all right, Claireparker?
0:01:31 > 0:01:32No!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I've been stuck on level nine in my game for WEEKS.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40I don't think it's actually possible to do it. It's so hard.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Why, what do you have to do?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Oh, it's set in an abandoned supermarket.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45I have to do a supplies run.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- So what's the problem?- Zombies!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50There's loads of them, popping up,
0:01:50 > 0:01:53trying to nick my shopping, eat my brains.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Can't you just avoid them? - Oh, they're everywhere!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59In the aisles, leaping out of freezers, working the checkouts.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Meanwhile, I'm trying to get everything on the list
0:02:02 > 0:02:04while fending them off with a plank.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08- That was all I managed to get. - Oh. Well, let's have a look.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10What have we got?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Onion juice,
0:02:12 > 0:02:15mint sauce, what's this?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Argh! Zombie finger! Argh!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21It's impossible. Nobody could do that section.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Oh, come on, Claireparker. I'm sure you've just... Oh, oh!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Rex, what's wrong?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I'm betting the dog got in front of the camera again.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Ooh! Ah!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Actually, though, I quite like it.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Ha-ha! Woo!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39SHE GASPS
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Eugh!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Everybody, come quickly. Look what I've found.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08He's an information dwarf. I wonder what he's doing here.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09- Hello.- Claireparker, stop!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12You don't just ask an information dwarf.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Why not? He's right here.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Yes, but there's always something odd about them.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Some of them are liars,
0:03:18 > 0:03:21some give you the opposite answer to the one that's true,
0:03:21 > 0:03:24and some speak in riddles. Just leave it to me.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Oi, get off! - I can confirm he's real.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Now to ask him a question.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36The phrasing is crucial.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Excuse me, we were just wondering what you are doing here.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Stop, Claireparker!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I'm here to do some checks for Mega Gino's visit.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Well, that sounds like a riddle.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Mega Gino visiting,
0:03:51 > 0:03:53checks.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Hmmm.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Sounds like it has something to do with chess or banking.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- What's wrong with him?- Everything.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Wait! Wait, wait! Is Mega Gino really coming here?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Yeah, he makes personal appearances in consoles from time to time.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Helps keep up the morale.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14I'm here to make sure that everything's all right for him.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15He can be a bit picky.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Well, we will do whatever it takes to make Mega Gino feel welcome. Oh!
0:04:19 > 0:04:24Oh, no! Oh, no, not again! Argh, argh, argh!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Looks like the dog's back, then.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28This isn't making me feel that welcome, at all.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33Ah! Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ow, ow, ow!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I can't believe Mega Gino's actually coming here.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Yeah, I can tell you're excited.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40What? Oh, no. No.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43It's the motion capture camera. His mum's doing aerobics, I think.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46It is exciting, though. The guy's a legend!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50They say he can do ANY level on ANY game.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Yeah, he's my inspiration. I've got all of his sticker albums.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Have a look on the shelf.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00That one tells the story of how he went from being a simple handyman
0:05:00 > 0:05:02to the greatest gaming character ever.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04What's he doing there?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Fixing a leaky tap. Still keeps his hand in with the DIY.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Claireparker, you should ask him for advice on your game.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13He knows everything there is to know about gaming.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16But I bet even Mega Gino couldn't finish level nine.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17He can! He can do anything.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Ha! I can't believe he's coming here.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Whoop!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Was that you or the boy's mum? - The whoop was me. The clap was her.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- What about the shimmy? - Er, bit of both.- Oh.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31EXCITED CHATTER
0:05:34 > 0:05:36OK, OK, OK. Quieten down.
0:05:36 > 0:05:41Now, remember, when he gets here, no autographs and no flash photography.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Ohhh!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Time to watch the introduction video.
0:05:46 > 0:05:51Oh, flipping heck! Someone's been busy with the crayons.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Oh, it's a bit gaudy, isn't it?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Oh, I quite like it. - At least the weather looks nice.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Hey, it's a-time for a-Mega Gino!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04'It's Mega Gino.'
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Hey, Alasdair, the door is stuck.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Hit the button.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Oh, there's a red thing.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Okey-dokey, we're going to start over. Play the DVD again.
0:06:24 > 0:06:29- They've already seen it. - Just a-play the DVD again, OK?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Everyone, just pretend like it's the first time you see me, right?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Sure!- No problem.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38'It's Mega Gino.'
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Hey, it's time for a-Mega Gino!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Left hand, button.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Hey, it's a-Mega Gino!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Rex a-Dynamo, here's a-looking at you!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Kiki Nova, it's a-great to see you.
0:06:57 > 0:07:02Romford, Riley, looking a-good, guys.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- You know who we are!- Of course.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07I see all the games on my widescreen in my bedroom.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Mega Gino, I just wanted to say... - Hey! No radiators.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- Have you got a-the underfloor heating?- I don't think so.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Oh, you've got to get underfloor heating.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21I can fix it myself. I'm a-pretty good at DIY.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Yeah, we got that.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Mega Gino, I was wondering if I could ask your advice.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- About underfloor heating?- No.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32I wanted to ask your advice about gaming.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Well, just to clarify, Claireparker wants game advice.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Er, yeah. Ha! We're all fine, but she's really struggling.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I'm not struggling! It's a really difficult level!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45I don't think anyone could do it and there's a glitch in the software.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Don't a-worry, Claireparker, I will help you,
0:07:49 > 0:07:51even though I'm a big a-star
0:07:51 > 0:07:55and the top-a-selling character for five a-years a-running.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Isn't that right, Alasdair?
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Three years.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00That's a-right. Five years.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03You would think I was way too big to be bothered
0:08:03 > 0:08:05but I'm a-going to sort you out.
0:08:05 > 0:08:10- Oh, great!- But first, we're going to do a little Mega Gino tradition.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14It's something that I do whenever I visit a new console.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Oh, I heard about this. It's the mini games, isn't it?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20No. No mini games.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Oh.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23MEGA GINO SMIRKS
0:08:23 > 0:08:26I'm a-kidding! It's a joke!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30You see how I'm funny when I'm a-lying, too?!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Of course we play the mini games.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Oh, fantastic. I've heard they're amazing!
0:08:36 > 0:08:37BOTH LAUGH
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Aerobics?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43No, excitement.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44It is exciting.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Each a-one is going to challenge you a-something rotten,
0:08:47 > 0:08:50but it's going to be fun.
0:08:50 > 0:08:56Aethelwynne, Alexia, I'm going to a-send you guys on a quest
0:08:56 > 0:09:00to find the two halves of an ancient a-magic amulet.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Ooh, hoo-hoo! How exciting!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- You know how I love to quest. - Oh, yes! Me, too.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- It's a-going to be pretty tough. - I know the drill.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14You go to some faraway land, meet some funny-looking people,
0:09:14 > 0:09:18realise some deep truth about the world, blah blah, blah blah blah,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21learn an important lesson, et cetera,
0:09:21 > 0:09:24and then the most important part, find a lovely bit of treasure
0:09:24 > 0:09:26and bring it back home.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Stuff about learning deep truth? That sounds important.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Mm, well, it's always some nonsense like trust yourself,
0:09:33 > 0:09:35never judge a book by its cover,
0:09:35 > 0:09:38never buy a fish on a Monday, that sort of thing.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40So, where are we going?
0:09:40 > 0:09:41A-nowhere.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45We're going to play the games right a-here on this console.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Oh. I thought we were going to go somewhere exotic.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Well, it's a budget thing, OK?
0:09:50 > 0:09:54It's cheaper to do it here but it'll be a lot of fun!
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Not as much fun.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Oh, I wanted a trip!
0:09:57 > 0:10:01OK, OK. Whoever finds the amulet can keep it.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Ooh!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07All right, here are your maps.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Alasdair, show the others to their games.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14And you, Claireparker, I want you to come with me.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I've a-got a special one for you.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31OK, here's your mini game, Rex.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Wow! Amazing! Boxes.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Are they special boxes?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38They're cardboard boxes.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Cardboard. Brilliant! What's in them?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Nothing. It's a balancing game.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47You just have to stack them up to this line.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Stack the boxes up to the line? Ha!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Great, this is going to be easy.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Oh, ohh! Hang on, not again!
0:10:56 > 0:11:01- What are you doing? - Erm, ironing, by the looks of it.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10REX YAWNS
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh! Oh, brilliant!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19She must have finished. Right, let's go.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Right, you lot have got the 'Escape The Room' game.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Everything you need to escape is in this room.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30I'll close the door behind me and disable the switch.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35It's up to you to work out how to escape between you. Good luck.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Good luck? Blimey! I'm going to need more than good luck with these two.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Oh, I find these sorts of things so boring.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52I hate that other Escape The Room game you always have to play.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Which one?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55You know, near the kitchen.
0:11:55 > 0:12:00The little room you have to escape from that's full of boxes and coats.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Kiki, I don't think that's a game.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05I think you're talking about the cupboard.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Oh, this is not going to go well.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15OK, this is one of my favourites a-challenges.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19It is a mini game called Newton's table.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23You have to use the objects on the table to prove a-gravity.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Prove gravity?
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Don't a-worry, I'll get you started. Pick up the bag of a-satsumas.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33And now drop a-them on the floor.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37'Congratulations, you score 100 points.'
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Ha-ha! You're a natural. Try another.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46'Outstanding! 200 points.'
0:12:46 > 0:12:48200 points, that's good, isn't it?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59'Great move! Boot bonus. 500 points.'
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Let us out!
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Oiiiii!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Any luck?
0:13:11 > 0:13:15No. I'm sure that would work.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Looks like we're just going to have to use our intelligen...ces
0:13:18 > 0:13:22It is intelligenCES, isn't it, when there's more than one of you?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25I don't know. There's only ever been the one of me.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Oh, someone put me on standby!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48BOTH LAUGH
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Ahem.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Gosh, Alexia, I've just had a thought.
0:14:07 > 0:14:12What would happen if only one of us found both halves of the amulet?
0:14:12 > 0:14:17Well, if you had half already and then found the other half,
0:14:17 > 0:14:20then it would be unfair of me to ask you to split it.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- But neither of us has half an amulet now, do we?- Nope.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28No. Particularly not me. I don't have half the amulet.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Oh, no. No, no. Neither do I.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Good luck.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Yes. You, too.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Right, I've been thinking about this.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44I wondered what that burning smell was.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48I realise there are obviously some things in this room we need to use
0:14:48 > 0:14:52in a very ingenious, very clever way in order to escape from said room.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55But it is unlikely that we are going to be able to figure this out
0:14:55 > 0:14:57because we are not that bright.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01So, I have concluded you probably don't need brains
0:15:01 > 0:15:03if you've got momentum.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06MUSIC: "Theme from the A-Team"
0:15:06 > 0:15:08MUSIC STOPS
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Ah! Ah!
0:15:09 > 0:15:13I don't think you had quite enough momentum.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Yeah, if I'd been smarter, I probably would've figured that out.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Oh, it's a vicious circle.- Where?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I'm sure he wasn't that stupid before he hit the door.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Hey, Rex, how you doing in here?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Argh! Don't move!
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Ohhh! I don't understand it.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Even stacked like this, they're not going to reach.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Maybe try a-that one.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48OK.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Argh! Wargh! Oh, here we go again.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Ah! It's the motion capture camera.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Argh!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59It looks like they're opening a window.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Now they're taking a deep breath. It must a-be a nice day out there.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06Oh, look, they're waving. No, wait, there is a wasp.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Stop waving your arms around, you're aggravating it.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Yes, I know, but it's not me doing it, is it?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Wargh! Arrrgh!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16And now you knocked a-them over.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Oh, please, just one little clue.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- No can do.- Ohhh!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Call yourself an information dwarf.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40You're supposed to be ambiguous and intriguing, not downright unhelpful.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43OK. Here's a riddle for you.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Rearrange these words into a sentence.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50A, elf, stupid, am, I.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53I am a stupid elf! Ha!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Hope that helped.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Hmph!
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Any luck?
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Oh, er, um, no. No, no. You?
0:17:09 > 0:17:10No. Oh, gosh!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Where's the other half of this amulet supposed to be?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16What do you mean, "the other half"?
0:17:16 > 0:17:21I mean, um, the other half of the amulet...
0:17:21 > 0:17:24that neither of us have found yet either.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Right.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Think, think, think.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Are you telling me to think?
0:17:38 > 0:17:42No, I'm telling myself to think. Were you not thinking?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44I'm trying to think but I can't concentrate
0:17:44 > 0:17:47cos you keep going, "Think, think, think," over and over again.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Ah! The door opened!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Get in! We fixed it.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Mm, we're geniuses. I wonder how we did it.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59No idea. Hey, who cares, though?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01KIKI GASPS
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Riley! You scared it.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Wait! Riley, go back to where you were standing.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Oh.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Maybe it's just shy.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18Now look, that square you're standing on, Kiki's on one, too.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20And you're on one, too, Romford.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22That's it! Of course.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Whenever we stand on a square, the doors open.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28As soon as we get off the square, the door closes again.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Ha! Brilliant! So what we do?
0:18:31 > 0:18:32I don't know.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Hey, hey, hey!
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Alasdair, I specifically said no a-bits in my orange juice.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41This is a-full of a-bits. These are basics, Alasdair.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45You said, "With bits." You wrote it down.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47That is not a-my handwriting.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Hey, it's Mega Gino, yada yada.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Look, there's no ice in it either.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00'Yay! 800 points. Great!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06'Ooh! Double object bonus. 2,000 points.'
0:19:13 > 0:19:18'You've got a banana bonus. 5,000 points. You're amazing!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24'Vitamins C bonus. 10,000 points.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26'Congratulations!
0:19:26 > 0:19:29'You've successfully completed level eight.'
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Take that, gravity!
0:19:32 > 0:19:33OK, OK.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Let's just think about this before we commit to this course of action.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Is this really the best way to achieve our goal here?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Sorry, if I learned one thing in training,
0:19:41 > 0:19:43it's always go with your first plan.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Can we just get on with this, please? I'm getting toe cramps.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Argh!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Romford! Are you OK?
0:19:52 > 0:19:56No, not really. I landed very heavily on my rear cogs. Ooh.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Ooh! Ow! Ow! Argh!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Yeah, now the reason that didn't work was
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- I can't actually throw you far enough to wedge the door open.- Yep.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Come to think of it, I didn't need to throw you at all.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10You could have just rolled over on your own.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Romford, did you hear what I said?
0:20:12 > 0:20:16I said I didn't need to throw you at all, you could have
0:20:16 > 0:20:19just rolled over on your own. It's... Did you hear what...?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Yeah. Yeah, I heard you, you mouse-brained maniac.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I'm just saying it might have been a better way to go, on balance.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27CLEARS THROAT
0:20:27 > 0:20:28MOUSE SQUEAKS
0:20:28 > 0:20:32'Novelty rodent bonus. 52,000 points.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40'Wow! Fluff Bonus. 53,000 points.'
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Oh, come on!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44How are you doing, a-Claireparker?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Winning.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49And winning feels pretty good, huh?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52It's not exactly hard, though.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Well, that is because you are good at it.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58It is easier than running around from a-zombies all day,
0:20:58 > 0:21:00a-screaming and everything, isn't it?
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Yeah, it just all seems a bit easy.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Oh, wait. I realise now.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09This is the test Aethelwynne was talking about,
0:21:09 > 0:21:11about realising a deeper truth.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- I'm a-not with you. - Mega Gino, you are SO clever.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- That is true.- Yes, that's it!
0:21:16 > 0:21:20The point of it is that winning without a challenge is no fun.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24Anything worthwhile has to be earned. That's it, isn't it?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25No.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28The point is to make you feel what it is like
0:21:28 > 0:21:31to actually win a-something for once.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Imagine if all a-games were like that for you, Claireparker.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37I don't understand.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40I've been looking for someone to work with me at Mega Gino World
0:21:40 > 0:21:42and I think a-you could be the one.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Oh, why me?
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Because we're the same.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49I'm a simple handyman and you're a waitress.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51We're ordinary people.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Don't think so! You're like a gaming legend.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00I'm a-going to let you into a little secret.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Everybody thinks I'm a superhero but I'm not.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06I really am just a handyman.
0:22:06 > 0:22:13Oh, I used to spend all day running around, a-jumping over stuff.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16I was getting exhausted.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Until, one a-day, I found this little book.
0:22:20 > 0:22:26- What is it?- It's a list of every cheat code for every game.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27It is amazing.
0:22:27 > 0:22:33With this book, I can get infinite lives, make a-myself invincible,
0:22:33 > 0:22:36make a-time slow a-down.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39I can even get myself a new outfit.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Look.
0:22:41 > 0:22:47Enter code 571 T-O-P H-A-T.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51See? It's a-easy-peasy!
0:22:51 > 0:22:54I've been using this for years.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57It's pretty cool, huh?
0:22:57 > 0:23:00I think it's the most despicable thing I have ever heard!
0:23:00 > 0:23:04But I thought you'd understand. I thought you'd be by my side.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Why would you think that?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- 'Silly hat bonus. Three million points.'- Shut up.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15Because you are a-like me. You're no good at the games.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17But I'm offering you a chance.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21You come a-with me to Mega Gino World and you could be someone a-special,
0:23:21 > 0:23:25instead of a loser who cannot complete a-level nine.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Fine! I may not be special but I would rather lose
0:23:28 > 0:23:32every level in every game than spend time with a cheat.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Oh, that is a shame, Claireparker,
0:23:35 > 0:23:38cos that means I'm a-going to have to keep a-you and your friends
0:23:38 > 0:23:40trapped in these games for ever!
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- You can't do that!- Sure I can. I can do anything I want.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48You know Newton's table. It's never ends.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53And, as for your friends' a-games, I've a-fixed it so they cannot a-win.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- REX:- Wah! Argh!
0:24:00 > 0:24:02They're going to be stuck on them...
0:24:03 > 0:24:05..forever.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10No! I've realised the point of this task.
0:24:10 > 0:24:15It's that sometimes you have to make big sacrifices for your friends.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Let them go and I will come to Mega Gino World with you.
0:24:18 > 0:24:23Oh! Good a-girl! It's a-going to be great. We're going to win everything.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25I suppose cheating could be fun.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Maybe I should try one of those cheat codes now.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Oh, of course.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Why not try...this one?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Unlimited speed boost.
0:24:39 > 0:24:46Console, enter code 158 N-O-space-D-A-M-A-G-E.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48"158-NO-DAMAGE"?
0:24:48 > 0:24:52That's a-not it. That's the cheat code for invincibility.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Why you do a-that?
0:24:56 > 0:25:00Because I'm leaving and now I have the code book, I'm invincible,
0:25:00 > 0:25:01so there's nothing you can do about it.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05- But that's...- Cheating! I know.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10I see what you've done, which is a-very disappointing.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Alasdair!
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Right. Orange juice, with ice. No bits.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Why is she invincible?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21She got a-the book.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- Honestly, Mega Gino... - She tricked me. She's very clever.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29Oh, it's always someone else's fault. It's never your fault, is it?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Oh, stop arguing, you two, and go and release my friends
0:25:32 > 0:25:35or I'll use you both to prove gravity.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Oh, Rex, you poor thing.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48I didn't realise that motion capture camera was still turned on.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Oh, it's not.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52'Claireparker, released.'
0:25:53 > 0:25:55I did it! I completed level nine!
0:25:57 > 0:26:00It wasn't easy but I did it, fair and square, no cheat codes,
0:26:00 > 0:26:02and that's what counts.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06So I can throw away this cheat code book, then,
0:26:06 > 0:26:08that I found under your bed?
0:26:08 > 0:26:13Well, no harm in keeping it as a back up, is there?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15No, it's fine. Bin it.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Good. I'm glad it's gone.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Now I'll know that I'll always have to do it the honest way.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26The exhausting, painful, boring, honest way.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Now, if you'll excuse me,
0:26:29 > 0:26:32I think I'm going to have a bit of a lie down.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Aethelwynne!
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Oh, all right.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44Hey, it's a-Mega Gino!
0:26:44 > 0:26:47So there you go, she completed the level.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50It looks like she learned a lesson from a-Mega Gino, after all.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54What are you talking about? She didn't learn anything from you.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58She just outsmarted you. Don't try making out this is some master plan.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01How do you know it a-wasn't my plan?
0:27:01 > 0:27:06By letting her outsmart me, I taught her a lesson about a-being good.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09The only lesson you taught her was cheating sometimes works.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13- THAT'S a terrible lesson. - All right, Alasdair. Forget it, OK?
0:27:13 > 0:27:15I can't a-believe I'm stuck here with you.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18And I can't believe you live in a massive mansion in the country...
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- Turn it off!- Do it!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Argh!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26# Life's so great in a console space
0:27:26 > 0:27:29# Digitally here again
0:27:29 > 0:27:32# So much more than a pixel face
0:27:32 > 0:27:34# Living in a game Living in a game... #
0:27:34 > 0:27:35This is The Console.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Please go to the CBBC website
0:27:37 > 0:27:40where the Pixelface games can now be played.