0:00:01 > 0:00:04This is The Console. Pixelface games loading.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Life's so great in a console space
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Digitally here again
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# So much more than a pixel face
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# Living in a game
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Living in a game Living in a game
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# We're playing with the same old friends
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Everybody knows our name
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# We'll be here till the journey ends
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Living in a game
0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Living in a game Living in a game. #
0:00:45 > 0:00:47There.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Bit tidier.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Were you born in a pigsty? - I'm not sure.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58I think I was hatched out of a hairy egg.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00No, I mean where are your manners?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Get your feet off the table.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Oh, sorry, Claireparker.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- Oh! No, not there either.- Oh.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Oh!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Just sit down on the sofa properly.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I've just tidied this room!
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Oh, sorry. Erm.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Other way up.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- What do we do with used apple cores? - Put them in the sofa.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Put them on the sofa. Under the sofa?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Near the sofa? Under a cushion? In the cushion?
0:01:44 > 0:01:45It's not the sofa at all, is it?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Er, in the chair?
0:01:47 > 0:01:51I knew it was you filling up the sofa with rubbish.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54From now on, apple cores go straight in the bin!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Wow! Great shot!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Yeah, it was pretty good, wasn't it?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Good? It was the best shot I've ever seen!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04The best what?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Claireparker just got an apple core in the bin from miles away.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Ha! I'm sure I could do better.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Oh, you always have to be better than me, don't you?
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Oh, it's not that I always have to be better than you, Claireparker,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18I just naturally am better than you.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I could beat you at anything.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24OK! Paper, scissors, stone. Go!
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Ha! I win!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Why?- Because my paper's better than yours.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32It's imaginary!
0:02:32 > 0:02:36I imagine my paper to be a very high quality antique papyrus
0:02:36 > 0:02:40and I imagine yours to be corner shop loo roll.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Therefore, I win.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Yes!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- 'Do you wish to go offline?' - Yes, please.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Oh, I'm all out.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58This multi-player lark's too much for me.
0:02:58 > 0:03:0018 different players online and we won.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I don't know how we got the better of them.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Cos, my little robot chum, we are the greatest!
0:03:05 > 0:03:06High five!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- How exactly to you expect me to high five you?- Oh, yeah.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11High five.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13DEEP VOICE: Ow! You've knocked my voice circuits out of whack.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Ah! Oh, actually I was quite enjoying that.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Sorry about that, old chum. Let's power up this firewall.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Oh, do we have to, Riley? For once, let's not bother, eh?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26We have to go through the firewall every time we play online.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- There's all sorts of viruses out there.- Oh, no.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- It tickles me traction controls. - 'Initiating firewall.'
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Come on, Riley, it can't hurt. Just this once.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Since when have you been able to do that?
0:03:42 > 0:03:44I learnt that off Nankle Chickabel.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47He was a fire extinguisher at the British Museum, you know.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Three, two, one...
0:03:53 > 0:03:54..throw!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59I think I won that one.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00No way, I was the best.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Ha!
0:04:02 > 0:04:07- We'll go again. Rex, we're going to need more apple cores.- Oh!
0:04:07 > 0:04:12I never thought I'd say this, but I don't think I can eat another apple.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Oh, right. We'll have to try something else, then. Oh!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17First to do 10 press-ups.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19You're on!
0:04:20 > 0:04:24One, two, three, four, five....
0:04:24 > 0:04:26I'm trying to read. Please!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28..Eight, nine, ten.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Who won?- You both did. You're both as good as each other.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Now give it a rest!- No way!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- There is no way that she could be better than me.- I so am.- I know!
0:04:40 > 0:04:45As it's nearly bedtime, see who can brush their teeth the fastest!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- And then go to bed. - Oh! How ridiculous.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Yeah, Kiki!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54As if we'd compete in something so childish!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Brushing our teeth! Really!
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Oh! Wow! Good work, Kiki.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Finally, some peace and quiet.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06BUBBLING
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Oh, all those apples have given me a funny tummy.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Oh, I wonder what'll help.
0:05:11 > 0:05:16Well, they do say fruit is good for you.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22She cheated! She started brushing her teeth before I did!
0:05:22 > 0:05:27I did not! You had more toothpaste than me. You had an unfair advantage!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Oh, I've got peppermint fur now!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33And I'm going to have to wash my sweatbands now!
0:05:33 > 0:05:38- Maybe we should just go to bed. - Maybe we ought to.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- I bet I could fall asleep quicker than you!- No way.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44I'm easily the best at going to sleep.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52MUSIC: "It's Oh So Quiet" by Bjork
0:05:56 > 0:06:04Right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, left, right. Oh!
0:06:04 > 0:06:08# It's oh so quiet
0:06:08 > 0:06:11# Sh, sh
0:06:11 > 0:06:13# It's oh so still... #
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Are you asleep? - Yes, I'm asleep.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Well, how can you be asleep if you can hear me?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Because you're dreaming.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25If I'm dreaming, I must be asleep, and I bet I fell asleep before you.
0:06:25 > 0:06:31Oh, no. I dreamt that you were sleeping and you dreamt... Oh!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34OK, I'm not asleep.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36CACKLING
0:06:36 > 0:06:39GROANING THEN SQUAWKING
0:06:39 > 0:06:44- What was that?- Is Rex hiding his apples under the floorboards again?
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Rex. You burying your apples the floorboards again?- No.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I did that last night.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52STRANGE NOISES CONTINUE
0:06:52 > 0:06:55It doesn't sound like Rex.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Wake up, Riley!
0:07:03 > 0:07:06There's something in the console!
0:07:06 > 0:07:07My dress, it's covered in plums!
0:07:07 > 0:07:12I shall never win the ballet prize now. Oh! Oh!
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Sorry, I was dreaming about military manoeuvres. What's happening?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19There's something in the console!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20FARTING NOISE
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Oh!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Spare me! Take them.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Let them sell the robot for scrap.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Oh, oh, charming.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Why not take the elf?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34You can break him up and sell him for hair extensions.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37SCREECHING
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Right, let's have a butchers.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Whatever is it?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43A really massive mouse?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Father Christmas?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47No, Rex, it's summer time!
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Mother Summer-mas?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- What?- Mother Summer-mas. She's brilliant.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53If you don't do a trump for a week,
0:07:53 > 0:07:54she puts apples in your shoes.
0:07:54 > 0:07:59- Rex, this Mother Summer-mas, is she large and terrifying?- I don't know.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03I've never met her. I've only gone seven minutes without trumping.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- REX TRUMPS - Console, lights on.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08MANIACAL LAUGHING
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Console, lights off! Lights off.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20WHOOPS AND LAUGHS
0:08:20 > 0:08:23It's all right. Stand aside.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Me and Mary Jane will deal with this bug.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33THEME FROM THE A-TEAM PLAYS
0:08:33 > 0:08:35ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:08:35 > 0:08:37THUMPS AND BANGS
0:08:42 > 0:08:45MUSIC: "Hurt" by Johnny Cash
0:08:45 > 0:08:51# I hurt myself today. #
0:08:51 > 0:08:54You nearly had him at the end there.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Nearly had him, did he?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Before or after he whacked him with the table?!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Oh!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03All right, all right, I'm coming. Oh!
0:09:04 > 0:09:09What's all this rumpus? It's the middle of the night!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Er...QM, what's that bubble above your head?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Oh, I'm wearing my dream projection night cap.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16It'll float away when I wake up.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Why would you wear that?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21My other night cap's in the laundry. Oh.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26There it goes. Oh. It was a nice dream, actually. I married a goose.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27I think.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Anyway, what's going on?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33There's a bug in the console smashing everything up.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Even Riley couldn't deal with it! - Yeah! He took a right drubbing!
0:09:36 > 0:09:39All right, I was slightly overpowered!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42He was completely useless! Like watching a jelly fight a bear!
0:09:42 > 0:09:45All right! I didn't see you leaping in to help!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47I am not wearing my fighting pyjamas!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Sounds very serious.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52LAUGHING AND WHOOPING
0:09:56 > 0:09:57LAUGHING INCREASES
0:09:59 > 0:10:02He's a wild little thing.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Let's see.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09- Can you tell what it is? - A nasty virus.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Must have crept in from someone else's game.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14We have to download new security patches for The Console.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- That should clear him out? - How long is that going to take?
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Not too long, I hope.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Meanwhile, you lot better stay in here
0:10:22 > 0:10:23till it's safe to go back out there.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- I left Romford out there. - He'll be fine.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28He'll just shut himself down an pretend he's a doorstop.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Ooh, that's a good dream, that one.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39CONSOLE: 'Security patch downloaded. Security patch downloaded.'
0:10:40 > 0:10:42- Now I won't know how the dream ends. - It's OK.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45I managed to get the plums off my dress and...
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Then I get a big laser and manage to do an assault course.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Is it safe to go out yet?- I think so. I can't hear them any more.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Hope Romford's all right.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Something tells me that this is going to hurt.
0:11:00 > 0:11:06Ow! Ow! Ow!
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Ow! Ow! Make it stop!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Ow! Ow! Oh!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- He's still here then? - Romford, what's he doing?
0:11:19 > 0:11:23I think he's doing a rock beat in 4:4 time.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Kiki, I hardly think that's appropriate!
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Sorry, I just hate to see a good beat go to waste.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Romford, I'll save you, mate.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Back to the stores. To the stores!
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Oh, my ears are ringing. Oh, cheers, Riley.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- I owe you one. - Why hasn't the bug disappeared?
0:11:52 > 0:11:56It must have come in from online. But how? That can't happen.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Cos everyone uses the firewall, right?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:12:00 > 0:12:05There's a possibility we might not have used it correctly yesterday.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09- Not used it correctly? - If by "correctly", you mean...
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Not at all.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15This calls for drastic action. We'll have to fumigate The Console.
0:12:15 > 0:12:21- Fumigate it, brilliant!- Rex, do you even know what fumigate means?- Yes.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Yes, it's the thing with the dancing horses and the dolphins
0:12:24 > 0:12:25and the ice cream, isn't it?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28No, that would be some sort of underwater,
0:12:28 > 0:12:29equestrian ice-cream parlour.
0:12:29 > 0:12:34Fumigation means spraying The Console with a special gas
0:12:34 > 0:12:35which will knock out the bug.
0:12:35 > 0:12:40- It won't be safe for 24 hours.- I can't be cooped up for 24 hours.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- I need space, lemon tea, curling tongs.- Don't worry.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47I've put you in the training room. I'll make it a lovely summer meadow.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48You can have a camping holiday.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51ENTHUSIASTIC CHATTER
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- Toasting my cogs round a camp fire. - You're going nowhere, Romford.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56What, chief?
0:12:56 > 0:13:00You and Riley are the ones who are going to fumigate The Console.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Yeah, you got us into this mess. You can get us out.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Fair enough.- I don't suppose pesticide will bother me.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09I've got bronze lungs.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12That's agreed then. Everyone else, get in the training room quickly.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17Come on, Romford. You can distract the bug.
0:13:17 > 0:13:23How exactly? Oh. No, no, no. Don't do what I think you're going to do.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Here's your snare drum.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Not again!
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- I'll get the food.- I'll get the tent.- No, I'll get the tent.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- I'll be quicker. - You're not quicker than me.- I so am.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41BUG SHRIEKS
0:13:58 > 0:14:01This doesn't look much like a summer meadow.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05He probably hasn't programmed it yet.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Hello, all. I'm initialising.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11'You should be in a summer meadow...about now.'
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Oh, this is...
0:14:16 > 0:14:18THUNDER RUMBLES
0:14:18 > 0:14:20'Oops. I leant on the rain button by mistake.'
0:14:22 > 0:14:26'Sorry, I leant on the snow button.'
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Turn it off.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29That's more like it.
0:14:30 > 0:14:35LOUD FOOTSTEPS
0:14:36 > 0:14:38GROWLING AND SCREAMING
0:14:38 > 0:14:41'Apologies, I leant on the dinosaur button.'
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Go away!
0:14:43 > 0:14:48Is that it then? No rain, snow, dinosaurs?!
0:14:48 > 0:14:52'Just set your tents up and enjoy yourselves.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54'Don't go near The Console for 24 hours.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56'That pesticide is strong stuff.'
0:14:56 > 0:14:58First things first, let's get the tents up.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03No, first things first, which bag are my holiday apples in?
0:15:03 > 0:15:06I'm not sure. We packed everything in such a rush.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- I bet I can find your apples. - I bet I can find them first.
0:15:10 > 0:15:15We are supposed to be on holiday. Will you stop your silly competing!
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Sorry, I'll stop being so competitive.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- I bet I can be less competitive than you.- I bet you can't.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25I'm so the best at being the least competitive.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Why don't you have a competition to see
0:15:27 > 0:15:29who can put up two tents the fastest?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32OK. Ready, steady, go.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40That should keep them busy for a while. Let's get dinner sorted.
0:15:42 > 0:15:49- Dinner. Ha. Why don't you cook for a change?- Really?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- You're going to let someone else cook?- Why not?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I'll take a walk. Fancy walkies, Rex?
0:15:55 > 0:15:59REX HOWLS
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- Rex, you're not going to go wild in nature, are you?- Course not.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Good.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11REX MUMBLES
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Let's see you deal with this, Mr Bug.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- Oh, that smells awful.- Since when have you had a sense of smell?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34I bought myself a robot nose at a car boot sale.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36I'm regretting it now.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41If this bug survives this, I will eat my boots.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Here he comes.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Ooh!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55It doesn't seem to be affecting him.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01BUG SINGS CHEERFULLY
0:17:13 > 0:17:16What sauce will go best with your boots? Ketchup?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I do love the countryside.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29That's good, since you have most of it on you.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31What are we having for tea, Kiki?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34I was thinking of making beans on toast.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37That's brilliant. That's a great camping meal.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- I can't find any beans. - Maybe just the toast then.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42We don't have any way of making toast.
0:17:42 > 0:17:48- Just bread and butter? - There's no bread.- Oh.- Or butter.- Oh.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53- So the best I can suggest is we eat some salt out of our hands.- Right.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Although we haven't got any salt.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58So what you're saying is
0:17:58 > 0:18:01for dinner, we're just going to lick our hands.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02Yeah.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Huh. It's not that bad, actually.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16IRRITATED GASP
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Ha-ha!
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Ow!
0:18:27 > 0:18:31- Are you sure this will work?- Yeah, can't fail, seen it on the movies.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35As soon as he nabs that jam tart, you pull the string, thump!
0:18:35 > 0:18:36We've got him!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Right you are, chief.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Here he comes. Here he comes. Right.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Wait for it, wait for it.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45SNIFFS AIR
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Oah!
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Ooh!
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Now!
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- That's it! That's it!- And what, what?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Hang on. Hang on.
0:18:59 > 0:19:04MANIACAL LAUGHTER
0:19:04 > 0:19:07I don't, I don't understand it. Don't understand it at all.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Just don't make any sense, do it?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Well, that's just great!
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Yeah, well, at least he can't get you in there.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23MANIACAL LAUGHTER
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Woo.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Ooh! Ah!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Wah-ha-ha-ha!
0:19:31 > 0:19:36Oh, Mother, oh Mother! Ah! Oh!
0:19:39 > 0:19:41I'm winning by miles.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Hah, in your dreams!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46I don't understand it, where's all the food?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Aethelwynne, didn't you say you were packing the food?
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Now, no, I never said that.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I'm sure you did.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54You probably misheard me.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57I said I was going to pack the... foot spa.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01A foot spa? Why on earth would you bring a foot spa?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03What else have you packed in here?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Face cream?
0:20:05 > 0:20:06A hair drier?
0:20:08 > 0:20:09A fan?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11We're outdoors!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13What about the food?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Well, there wasn't any room after I packed the essentials.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Hang on.
0:20:18 > 0:20:23Ah, some cucumber slices, it's better than nothing, I suppose.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26If we divide them up between us...
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Ah, the blessed relief. I was becoming a touch dehydrated.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Ah, come on, Riley, chop, chop, he's coming.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- You sure this will catch him? - Yeah, yeah, can't fail.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Soon as he walks in, takes those jam tarts,
0:20:42 > 0:20:46then he will tumble right in and we've got him.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48MANIACAL LAUGHTER
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Ooh, aah-ha-ha.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Eeh, hah, van.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03LAUGHTER
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Whoop-eeh-dooh.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21- Hold on, why didn't he fall down the hole?- What hole?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Yeah, you were supposed to be digging a hole.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27I was in charge of putting stuff on top of it.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30No, no, I was in charge of putting stuff on top of the hole.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32So we've both just been putting stuff on the floor?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- That's why it didn't work.- Yeah.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Oh well, come on, why don't we eat those jam tarts?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- Well, yeah. - Shouldn't let them go to waste.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47I love jam tarts, me. Woah!
0:21:47 > 0:21:53MANIACAL LAUGHTER
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Catch up, Claireparker. I'm almost done. Hah!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Going to do mine first.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05It's nearly as good as a campfire. Only without the heat or the light.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- I'm hungry.- I could do you up some mud if you like?
0:22:09 > 0:22:10It's all right, thanks.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12BOTH: Finished!
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Who won?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- Who put up the tent first? - Who was best?
0:22:16 > 0:22:19It's like the world's most boring Olympics! It was a draw!
0:22:19 > 0:22:22No way, I must have finished first.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24I must have been the best at tent building.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26No, I am! I finished first!
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Shut up!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31I'm fed up of this! You two always competing.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Why don't you just accept that people are good at different things
0:22:34 > 0:22:36and you can't be the best all the time.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Sorry, Kiki.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Only trying to settle it once and for all.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Well, I'll set you a final task to determine who is the best.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47BOTH: What is it?
0:22:47 > 0:22:52Let's see who can say the nicest thing about the other person,
0:22:52 > 0:22:54before we go to bed.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00I don't know why we didn't think of this before.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02We learnt this in basic training.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05I'm not sure, we're not really having any luck with traps.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Exactly. That is why we've set two.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09We cannot fail.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Let's get out of sight.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Well, that's one down, one to go.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Oh, just one nice thing.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24All right, all right, don't rush me.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Rush? We've been here for three hours.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32OK, you're really good...at...
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Oh no, hang on.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38I really like the way you...
0:23:39 > 0:23:43No, no, no, no, hang on, I don't.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46All right, all right, I've got it.
0:23:46 > 0:23:51Alexia, I think you're really good at putting up tents. There, I said it.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Thanks, Claireparker, and so are you.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Let's try and get some sleep.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Soon this nightmare will end.
0:24:03 > 0:24:08No trouser press, no Wi-Fi, nowhere to plug in my ear shaver.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Oh, never mind, at least I put a complimentary mint on your pillow.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12- Oh, did you?- No!
0:24:12 > 0:24:15And you haven't got a pillow! Now stop moaning and go to bed!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Girls on the left, boys on the right.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Oh, I'm zipped up in the wrong place!
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Why is there a guy rope inside?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36I'm trapped! The metal's fallen in!
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Oh! Don't know what's happened with these poles.
0:24:41 > 0:24:46I think you put these tents up in a bit of a rush. I'm trapped!
0:24:46 > 0:24:49I take back what I said about you being good at tents, Claireparker!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Hah! Yours isn't much better!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Ah! Riley, Romford, did you catch the bug?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59We keep trying to catch him but we keep failing.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02There is nothing in this console that can trap him.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Nothing at all.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Nothing?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Are you sure he won't be able to get out of here?
0:25:17 > 0:25:19If they put the tent up like they did outside.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22MANIACAL LAUGHTER APPROACHES
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Ooh! Ho-ho ha-hee-hee!
0:25:49 > 0:25:52MANIACAL LAUGHTER
0:26:19 > 0:26:20We've got him!
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Got him! Finally!
0:26:24 > 0:26:28I think it's fair to say, when it comes to putting up tents badly,
0:26:28 > 0:26:31we're both as bad as each other.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Shall we call it a draw?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37- Oh!- Ow!
0:26:38 > 0:26:40How many of these did you set?
0:26:40 > 0:26:44- Erm... Two. So that's definitely the last one.- Doh!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- Let me help you with that. - Thanks, Claireparker.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03You're much better at this sort of thing than me.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Well, I think we've all learned something from this.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14- Actually, I know what you haven't learnt.- What's that?
0:27:14 > 0:27:15How to count to two properly.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Gasp!
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Hello.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Anyone there?
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Room service?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Ah!
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Visit The Console.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Please go to the CBBC website where the Pixelface games
0:27:46 > 0:27:47can now be played.