0:00:02 > 0:00:04This is The Console. Pixelface games loading.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Life's so great in a console space
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Digitally here again
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# So much more than a pixel face
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# Living in a game
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Living in a game Living in a game
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# We're playing with the same old friends
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Everybody knows our name
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# We'll be here till the journey ends
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Living in a game
0:00:28 > 0:00:32# Living in a game Living in a game. #
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Ah, what a marvellous day adventuring.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Full energy and full magic.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Now to the Spirit City of woo-hoo-hoo!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Aethelwynne is brave and good
0:00:46 > 0:00:48# He's really rather ace
0:00:48 > 0:00:51# He's got tremendous buns and legs
0:00:51 > 0:00:53# And a jolly handsome face
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# He's brilliant at fighting
0:00:55 > 0:00:57# He's a truly wonderful elf
0:00:57 > 0:00:58# He's not bad at DIY
0:00:58 > 0:01:01# He'll put up a pretty good shelf
0:01:01 > 0:01:03# He's brave, brave, brave... #
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Gaaargh!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Raargh!
0:01:07 > 0:01:11If you want to cross my bridge, you'll have to fight me.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17Bridge? There isn't a bridge there, it's just a patch of mud.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Yeah, well, I say bridge - I've applied for planning permission,
0:01:19 > 0:01:22but it's going to take about four to six months.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26- Then I can build.- In the meantime, I can just pass?
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Don't be stupid! If you want to cross this patch of mud
0:01:30 > 0:01:33where there might be a bridge soon, fingers crossed,
0:01:33 > 0:01:36you will fight me!
0:01:36 > 0:01:41Fight you? Oh, no. Look at you. I'll get dirty. This is all dry clean.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Fight me how you will, elf boy.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Listen, don't say I didn't try to let you off.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50OK, here comes
0:01:50 > 0:01:52some elf magic, soil creature!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Petroleum! Explodio!
0:01:59 > 0:02:03- Is something supposed to have happened?- Yes,
0:02:03 > 0:02:04you're supposed to have exploded.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10What's happened to my magic? Petroleum! Explodio!
0:02:14 > 0:02:19- Yeah, OK, me magic's gone.- Looks like we're going to have to do it
0:02:19 > 0:02:24- the old-fashioned way. Hur, hur!- How about a song to lighten the mood?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27# Brave, brave, brave, brave... #
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Grrr!- Aargh!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35'This is The Console. Swords Of The Ancients complete. Released.'
0:02:35 > 0:02:41Aethelwynne, perfect. We must discuss Claireparker's surprise party.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- I can't believe it's been a year. - Give me a sec.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Just had a pasting from a mud troll - again!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51First, I hope you understand why we haven't asked you
0:02:51 > 0:02:53to make the cake for the party?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55You clearly explained to me
0:02:55 > 0:02:59that a lot of my food is too good for human consumption.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02I've been working on a little something for the party myself.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- Oh, yeah? What? - It's a brand-new breakfast drink.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09The party's at six in the evening.
0:03:09 > 0:03:15It's a brand-new all-day breakfast drink. I call it "fizzy toast".
0:03:16 > 0:03:19I'm going to regret this. What's in it?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22It's like your common or garden toast-based drink.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26The body of the drink is toast, margarine and lemon curd.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30But I've added the fizz with this can of cherry cola.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34And as a special treat, I've added a soft-boiled egg. Do you fancy a sip?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36No, thanks. I'll leave it.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Aethelwynne, you sure you don't mind us borrowing your cookbook
0:03:40 > 0:03:41to bake the cake?
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Absolutely. Just remember to use the recipes at the front of the book.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49The recipes at the back are for magic cakes
0:03:49 > 0:03:51and they're terribly high in fat.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53It'll be fun to master a new skill.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Last time I did the cooking, I had a massive row with a food processor.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01We haven't spoken since. Not even a Christmas card.
0:04:01 > 0:04:06- Well, I think everything is going very well.- Absolutely. I can't wait!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Can't wait for what?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Um...
0:04:11 > 0:04:14I can't wait for nothing.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Why do you ask?
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Oh...have you just been fighting those zombies of yours?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22No. Why?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Have I got something in my hair?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Ooh, look at me. What a mess.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31And I took half an hour to get ready. Oh, well.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33I can't help it, I'm programmed that way!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35THEY LAUGH INSINCERELY
0:04:35 > 0:04:39'This is The Console. Return To Zombie City now loading.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42'Would Claireparker please enter the game?'
0:04:42 > 0:04:44At least zombies don't care how I look.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46They're more interested in brains.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48THEY LAUGH INSINCERELY
0:05:02 > 0:05:05That was close. We nearly gave the game away.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Aethelwynne, you will be in charge of entertainment for the party.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Well, before I do anything,
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I have to see the Quartermaster about something.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Oh, Aethelwynne - you've got a little something...
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Oh, do I, really?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Genius(!)
0:05:22 > 0:05:24You're welcome.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Oh, hi.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Hello, QM. Good grief!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38You look very dapper.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Yes, I've invested in some
0:05:39 > 0:05:42voice-activated millinery-change software.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Come again?- Automatically changes the hat you're wearing.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48For instance, just then, I shouted out, "Top hat!"
0:05:48 > 0:05:50And hey, pesto, I'm wearing a top hat.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52But say I'd said "Viking helmet..."
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- See? Works a charm. - Well, talking of charms,
0:05:55 > 0:05:59I've got a bit of a problem with my magic.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03I was in game, I tried to cast a spell and nothing happened.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05You were roamin' around...
0:06:05 > 0:06:08No, I didn't say Roman, I said "roaming".
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- No, don't leave this.- Look, could we concentrate on MY problem?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Of course.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Let's have a look at your records. Sombrero!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Ah. I see. Your magic licence has run out.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23You need to renew it... Mortarboard! ..before you do more spells.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- Can stop all the hat stuff? - Yeah, sorry. Tricorne! Sorry.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28It's such a laugh.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- You were saying I need to renew my magic licence?- Yes, my boy.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34It's so easy. Flat cap!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37All you've got to do is perform one single trick
0:06:37 > 0:06:39from the Junior Magic Kit for me tomorrow
0:06:39 > 0:06:41and we'll grant you your licence.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44After all, you can do tricks as well as spells, can't you?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- HIGH-PITCHED:- Yes.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47I can do...tricks.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Ha-ha!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Is this your card?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00That card doesn't even exist.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03What are you talking about? That's the Nine of Soups.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07- No, I get what you mean. - HE SIGHS
0:07:07 > 0:07:12- Look, just take it. - Is that a picture of Rex?- Yeah.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- You know, does a bit of glove modelling on the side.- Oh, right.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Take the kit, choose your trick... Flying handkerchiefs, maybe?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21..perform it for me tomorrow, job done.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Licence back, bish-bash-bosh-bish.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25No, I don't want a bishop's hat!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32OK, come on, Claireparker - think.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34You need to find the key to the lift shaft
0:07:34 > 0:07:37and something to fight off the zombies.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Holy water?
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Perfume?
0:07:43 > 0:07:49Ugh. Smells like cat pee. OK...come on, player one, think!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53A toy duck.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Well, let's hope these zombies are anatidaephobic.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Which, before you ask, means scared of being looked at by ducks.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Which is pretty creepy. Come on, duck. Let's get out of here.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Brilliant(!) No key and nothing to scare off the zombies with.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Looks like I'm going back to the last safe point, which was ages ago.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Hi, guys!
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Can't we talk about this like civilised corpses?
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Oh, this is going to be nasty.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Game over, here we come.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29BUZZING
0:08:29 > 0:08:31What was that?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- What was that? - Nothing, just a power surge.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Maybe a storm in the human world. Is there anyone in game at the moment?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Yes. No... I'm not sure...
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I don't remember.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Um...hello.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Zombies. I'm over here.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Er, Adrian, shouldn't you be attacking me at some point?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59ZOMBIES MOAN
0:09:05 > 0:09:08No, no, no, yes, I'm sure there's no-one in game.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11All five of us are in console.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Good. Cos power surges can have some very strange effects.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18What's wrong with me now?
0:09:18 > 0:09:19What's going on?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Where am I?
0:09:25 > 0:09:26OK, everyone,
0:09:26 > 0:09:30she'll be here very soon, so we need to get all the party stuff arranged.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32So exciting. She'll be over the moon
0:09:32 > 0:09:34to find out we're throwing a party for her.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36It'll be class having someone new around.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Rex and I do the banner.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Aethelwynne, entertainment.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Romford and Riley, what's the recipe for the cake?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Now, about that. Cooking is not really our strong point.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- Could be a disaster.- Just follow the instructions in the cookbook.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- You'll be fine.- 10-4.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Funny...
0:09:55 > 0:09:58There must be something wrong with the transporter.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- The doors opened, but no-one came out.- I don't know.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- CLAIREPARKER:- The weirdest thing just happened in my game. Guys?
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Guys!
0:10:08 > 0:10:12What's happened to my locker?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Where's my stuff?
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Guys! GUYS!
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Can't you see me?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Can't you hear me?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26I can feel something...
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Like a dark presence in the air.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Oh, yeah. That might be the effect of that apple turnover on my guts.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Sorry.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38What is going on? What's going on?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I need to see the Quartermaster quickly.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43QM!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Can anyone smell cat pee?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Oh, no. He's not here.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51"Do not disturb.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54"Recent power surge has had peculiar effect on The Console.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58"Please make a note of anything weird that happens.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59"Love and hugs, QM."
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Anything weird?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Anything weird(?)
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Oh, this is awful.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Where is Aethelwynne? Make sure you get the spelling right on the banner.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14I know how to spell her name!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16It's spelled...
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Um...hold on.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22The first letter is...
0:11:22 > 0:11:27What's that one that looks like a circle with a bite taken out of it?
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Everyone? Everyone,
0:11:31 > 0:11:35prepare to be amazed!
0:11:35 > 0:11:36OK.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38HE GRUNTS
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- Rex, what are you doing? - This is how I prepare to be amazed.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Well, stop it! You're putting me off my amazing trick.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Rex, think of a number.- Seven!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51No, no, think of it in secret.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Oh, right. (Seven.)
0:11:54 > 0:11:55No, don't tell...
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Think of it, and I have to guess it using my magic.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Oh, right, OK, yes.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04- Got one.- OK. Here we go.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- Is it seven?- No. I was thinking of an apple.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Rex, an apple isn't a number!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Yes, it is. There are three of them.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26There is something funny going on with those doors today.
0:12:26 > 0:12:32This is exciting. A new character. Her game sounds scary, though.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34"Return To Zombie City."
0:12:34 > 0:12:37It's very important that when Chloe Peterson arrives,
0:12:37 > 0:12:40she immediately feels welcome.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41What? No!
0:12:41 > 0:12:45I'm Return To Zombie City! Not this Chloe Peterson.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Why are they talking like I don't exist?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Right. That's me and Romford off to the kitchen.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54This is your last chance to not have us do the cooking.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56OK.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58They are making a terrible mistake.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02In fact, everyone has something to do. So, come on! Chop-chop!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11DUCK QUACKS
0:13:11 > 0:13:12What was that?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Hello, you. At least you still remember me. Don't you?
0:13:18 > 0:13:23Stop looking at me like that. We need to work out what's going on.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26First, there was that weird flickering when I was in game.
0:13:26 > 0:13:31And then I disappeared. Now it's like I've never even been here.
0:13:31 > 0:13:36What do you think? Is that possible? Have I stopped existing?
0:13:36 > 0:13:41I mean, I'm still here. I can still see me. So what do I do?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44QUACKING
0:13:44 > 0:13:47You're absolutely right. If I'm the only one who can see me,
0:13:47 > 0:13:50then I'm the only one who can help me.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Right, looks like we've got everything we need to bake a cake.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Some flour,
0:13:58 > 0:13:59some eggs,
0:13:59 > 0:14:01some gravel,
0:14:01 > 0:14:03a tin of plum tomatoes and a stick.
0:14:03 > 0:14:08This is going without a hitch. Right, look at the book, Sergeant.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Turn to cakes, and let's get baking.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Cakes, cakes, cakes, cakes... Cakes!
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Now, where did Aethelwynne say the magic ones were?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20They're at the back, so ignore them.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Ooh! That's strange!
0:14:21 > 0:14:26Looks like we won't be needing the gravel. Or the plum tomatoes.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Or the stick. Right.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Oh, well. Where's the sugar and the other stuff?
0:14:31 > 0:14:36Magic cakes! I wonder if a magic cake could help me?
0:14:36 > 0:14:37I need to look at that book.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Oi! Either the kitchen's revolving,
0:14:40 > 0:14:42or my gyroscopes have gone off again.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Quickly! Quickly!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Ah! The Revisibiliser Battenburg Cake.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50"Make what can't be seen, be seen.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52"Simply bake the cake
0:14:52 > 0:14:55"and get a magical elf to cast the spell: Echelon Presto!"
0:14:56 > 0:14:58I'll have to get Aethelwynne to do that bit.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02First, I need them to bake a cake.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Oi! Cor, blimey, the room's spinning again!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09It's like that time my lubricant fermented.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Right, here we are...
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Oh! That's strange!
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Looks like we WILL be needing the gravel after all!
0:15:18 > 0:15:20And...a lock of my hair.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24My, this is going to be one rank cake!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Here we go! That's the last one.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30My scissor fingers are killing me!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Why does this Chloe Peterson character
0:15:32 > 0:15:34have to have so many letters in her name?
0:15:34 > 0:15:38- Otherwise, it would sound different. - Good point.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Right, let's put all the letters in the right order
0:15:40 > 0:15:42before we stick them on,
0:15:42 > 0:15:44otherwise, we're bound to make a mistake.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Are you sure you can spell it?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Yes!
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Remind me, what's the curly letter that looks like a snake,
0:15:52 > 0:15:54but sounds like a snake?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59OK, Donald, or can I call you Don?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01The doors are being really weird today.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04It's like that day when all the windows suddenly
0:16:04 > 0:16:06stopped being transparent.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Do you mean the day that we had curtains put up?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Yes, I do. Yes, yes, I do.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13All my stuff, it's gone! Wiped out!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15It's like I've been erased from The Console!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Right, that's it, then.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21All the letters of her name in the right order.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24All we have to do now is stick it on.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Come on, guys! You must remember me!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Let's get this done, before the girl
0:16:29 > 0:16:31with too many letters in her name arrives.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34I'm so excited to have someone new around!
0:16:34 > 0:16:35- I can't wait!- Yeah!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37And we'd better get it done quickly.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41I've got a glove modelling job this afternoon.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42This banner...
0:16:42 > 0:16:43maybe I can use it.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Is there a draft in here?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52No.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I have got a travel chess set you can use.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Great, thanks!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- Well, um, come and help me tidy this up.- OK.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04OK, let's see what we've got here.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Magic licence, here we come!
0:17:13 > 0:17:17And this is a little trick I like to call "The rat in the hat".
0:17:17 > 0:17:21First, I take off a completely normal hat, like so.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Is this going to take long?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Madam, you can't rush MAGIC!
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Perfect, Aethelwynne!
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Somehow, I need to get him to cast the Echelon Presto! spell
0:17:38 > 0:17:40over that magic cake.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Now, for the magical part,
0:17:44 > 0:17:47I just reach inside this completely empty -
0:17:47 > 0:17:49and totally non-trick - hat, and...
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Ooh-hoo!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56That's all part of the trick?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58It just seems a bit distressing.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Get it off, get it off!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- How did I do?- Well... I thought it started off badly,
0:18:06 > 0:18:10but then it really tailed off towards the end.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12This is hopeless!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Without my magic, I'm literally half an elf.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16I'm an el!
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Aethelwynne's lost his magic? Oh, no!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Without my magic, I'll never be able to pass that test
0:18:23 > 0:18:24for the Quartermaster.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27And I shall be an el for ever more!
0:18:28 > 0:18:31But without Aethelwynne's magic,
0:18:31 > 0:18:33he won't be able to cast the Revisibiliser Battenburg spell
0:18:33 > 0:18:35over the cake!
0:18:35 > 0:18:36This is terrible!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41We finished the banner. It took less time than we thought.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44You'll be proud of us. We arranged all the letters in order first,
0:18:44 > 0:18:47so there wouldn't be a mistake with the spelling.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49OK, maybe this will help.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Fantastic! Let's see it.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Congratulations.- Thanks very much.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04You got it more wrong than I even thought possible!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07You've made a ten-foot banner that reads "Help Me".
0:19:07 > 0:19:10That's hardly going to get the party started, is it?!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12What?! Oh, no!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Nothing!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I could be stuck like this forever!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18What was it supposed to say?
0:19:18 > 0:19:21It was supposed to say "Welcome, Chloe Peterson".
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I don't understand!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25We're going to have to do it again now.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32We have done the cake.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Great! Maybe the cake is magic enough on its own.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Our very first cake!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Go on, have a little taste.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Oh! What did you put in that?!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49It tastes of gravel and tomatoes!
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Yes, spot-on! Big, big flavours.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Oh, and there's hair in it!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57'This is The Console.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59'Swords of the Ancients now loading.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02'Would Aethelwynne please enter the Game?
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Oh, superb!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I bet I get dirty again!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09This is just great(!)
0:20:09 > 0:20:12This Chloe Peterson's brilliant surprise welcome party
0:20:12 > 0:20:14is turning out to be a disaster.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Unless, by some freak chance, she happens to like
0:20:16 > 0:20:19distressing magic, or revolting cakes,
0:20:19 > 0:20:22or enormous fabric cries for help.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26What are we going to do, Don? Mmm?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36And the man from the Council said
0:20:36 > 0:20:39that this an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty,
0:20:39 > 0:20:41and that I can't build a bridge.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43But I changed his mind.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45How did you do that?
0:20:45 > 0:20:46I sat on him for a month.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Well...
0:20:48 > 0:20:52just goes to show what a little... gentle persuasion can do.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Right, you ready for another troll-based clobbering?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Or have you got your magic back?
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Clobbering? No! Yes!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Yes, I've got me magic back.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05Hey, Presto!
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Oh, dear!
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Look, a tarty horse!
0:21:14 > 0:21:16No?
0:21:17 > 0:21:21- Is it a clobbering, then? - HE LAUGHS
0:21:22 > 0:21:24OK, think. Think!
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Think!
0:21:25 > 0:21:29As far as they're concerned, you've never existed.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31You've got a magic cake, but no magic.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Unless Aethelwynne has suddenly got his magic powers back!
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Unbelievable!
0:21:41 > 0:21:42No, that hasn't happened.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44'This is The Console.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47'Would Aethelwynne please report to the Quartermaster
0:21:47 > 0:21:49'for his magic licence exam?'
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Indignities continue!
0:21:52 > 0:21:53'This is The Console.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56'New character Chloe Peterson
0:21:56 > 0:21:59'will be arriving at Console in 15 minutes.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02'Prepare for arrival of Chloe Peterson in 15 minutes.'
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Did you hear that, everyone? 15 minutes!
0:22:07 > 0:22:0915 minutes, let's get everything ready.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Oh, I've a bad feeling about this "Chloe Peterson".
0:22:16 > 0:22:19When she gets here, that might be IT for me. What do you think?
0:22:20 > 0:22:21Don?
0:22:22 > 0:22:23Don?
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Oh, no!
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Now he's disappeared completely!
0:22:28 > 0:22:29I might be next.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Oh, this is not a good sign.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Sign?
0:22:35 > 0:22:36Sign!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Chloe Peterson.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41C-H-L...
0:22:41 > 0:22:42That gives me an idea.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44I just hope I've got time.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Come on, you two! Chop-chop!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51We need that banner finished.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53She'll be arriving any minute now!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- And then I'll be gone.- Don't worry!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57We're doing it. We're doing it.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59And there won't be any mistakes this time.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02We've laid all the letters out in order,
0:23:02 > 0:23:04and we've double-checked them, and we...
0:23:04 > 0:23:07the one after "double-checked them" them.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Well, just hurry it up.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Right. Let's just get these letters stuck onto the banner.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17OK. Now's my chance. I've got to distract them.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24What is going on in here?!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Maybe your stuff is allergic to shelves?
0:23:27 > 0:23:29I know my stuff is allergic to tidying up.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31That's what I tell Aethelwynne, anyway.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Help me sort that lot out.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Here we go.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43'This is The Console. Would Aethelwynne report to
0:23:43 > 0:23:47'the Quartermaster's office for his magic licence exam immediately?'
0:23:47 > 0:23:49OK, that's that done.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Got to run.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53I've really got to run.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Aethelwynne, come on in.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Come on.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Come on.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06So, are you ready?
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Yes. Yes, I suppose so.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Well, hope it goes well for you, cos if it doesn't,
0:24:10 > 0:24:13you won't be getting your magic back for quite some time.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15I'm rather afraid of that.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18So, tell me, what magic trick are you going to perform for me today?
0:24:21 > 0:24:22The Amazing...
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Flying...
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Hankies.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Ah! Excellent choice! Love it, love it!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Just take two ordinary hankies...
0:24:31 > 0:24:33then say the magic words, "Kalu Kaley".
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- SAYS QUIETLY:- This will be a miracle if this works.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38And then they...fly.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42I've never seen anything like it!
0:24:42 > 0:24:43That is amazing!
0:24:47 > 0:24:50And... And then, er...
0:24:52 > 0:24:53..for the finale...
0:24:53 > 0:24:55they...disappear.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Astounding!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Astonishing!
0:25:02 > 0:25:05You've passed your test with flying colours.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Consider your magic licence restored.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Right, everyone. Action stations.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Chloe Peterson will be here any moment now.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26I did it! I'm magical again!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28I'm the greatest magician in the world!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31You should have seen me in there!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34We're so thrilled for you.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- Now shut up and get the crisps. - I can do better than that!
0:25:37 > 0:25:38I'll magic them here.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Crisps! Appear!
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Oh, forget the magic.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Just get the bowl.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Good idea.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Are we too late? Did we miss her? - No. You're just in time.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55We finished the banner. We've got it right this time!
0:25:55 > 0:25:56'This is The Console.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59'Prepare for arrival of new character Chloe Peterson.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04'Prepare for arrival of Chloe Peterson in 30 seconds.'
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Open the banner!
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Open the banner!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08SHOUTS: Open the banner!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Open the banner.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Oh, yes. Right.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13'Arrival in 20 seconds.'
0:26:14 > 0:26:15SHE SHRIEKS
0:26:17 > 0:26:18What does that say?
0:26:18 > 0:26:20- 'Arrival in ten seconds.'- Say it!
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- Say it!- 'Nine.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25'Eight. Seven...'
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Say it!
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- '..Six...'- Say it!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30'..Five...'
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Say it!
0:26:31 > 0:26:32'..Four.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34'Three.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37- 'Two...'- "Echelon..."
0:26:37 > 0:26:38- '..One.'- "..Presto"?
0:26:46 > 0:26:49'This is The Console. The Tracker Zombie City session complete.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51'Claireparker released.'
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Hello?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Hello?
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Where am I now?
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Anyone?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- EVERYONE:- Surprise!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Oh, wow, everyone!
0:27:09 > 0:27:11I can't believe you!
0:27:11 > 0:27:12A party for me!
0:27:12 > 0:27:16To celebrate your one year of being in The Console.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20- Oh, so you all know who I am, now? - Know you? I can spell your name!
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Oh!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Well, I suppose there's only one thing left to do.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27- What's that?- Party!
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