0:00:02 > 0:00:04This is The Console. Pixelface games loading.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Life's so great in a console space
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Digitally here again
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# So much more than a pixel face
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# Living in a game
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Living in a game Living in a game
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# We're playing with the same old friends
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Everybody knows our name
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# We'll be here till the journey ends
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Living in a game
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Living in a game Living in a game. #
0:00:39 > 0:00:43This is The Console. Groove Academy 2 session complete.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Kiki Nova released.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52DANCE MUSIC
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Good game, Kiki?
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Great. Except, while the family were having lunch,
0:00:57 > 0:00:59the dog went to sleep on the controller.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Aaah! Somebody help me!
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Luckily enough for me,
0:01:04 > 0:01:07swinging round for hours on end doesn't really affect me.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10I am a professional, after all.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13See? She's even learned how to breakdance.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Enjoying your first ever chess match, Riley?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Eh? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think I've got him exactly where I want him.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Yeah, certainly looks like it could go either way.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Check.- Eh?
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Check!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Check what? What, are my flies undone?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- Riley, do you even know how to play this game?- Of course I do.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Ladders go up, snakes go down,
0:01:37 > 0:01:40and you need four houses before you can buy a battleship.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- Snap!- What?! No!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43This is chess,
0:01:43 > 0:01:46one of the finest and oldest tactical games in the universe.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50The object of the game is to protect your king at all cost.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Oh, right. Why didn't you say so in the first place?
0:01:53 > 0:01:58DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:01:58 > 0:02:01There you go. He's safe as houses, now. Do I win?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Yes.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Hi, Alexia.- Rex.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10DUMBBELL CLANGS
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Sent yourself another present, Alexia?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17No, this parcel just arrived for me.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Fan mail, I expect. Probably some expensive jewellery.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Mmm. Nice forehead jewellery.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28What?!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Ah! It's from my uncle Vladimir from Russia.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- And what did you do to upset him? - What do you mean?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Well, normally people put their rubbish in the bins.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41This is not rubbish, thank you very much.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44I don't expect someone as unsophisticated as you
0:02:44 > 0:02:45to appreciate a gift like this.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48So, if you're so sophisticated, what is it, then?
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Well, it's obviously a... Maybe it slots in...
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Or maybe it fits...
0:02:53 > 0:02:55No, I've no idea.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59It says here it's a souvenir from a popular Russian game.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Mm, those Russian winters must just fly by.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Have you really got a Russian uncle, Alexia?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Yes, I've got family from all over the world.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11That's what happens when you have a back story
0:03:11 > 0:03:13as rich and fascinating as mine.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Back story?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Yeah, you know. The life story of the characters
0:03:16 > 0:03:18that's written into every game.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I used to be a waitress,
0:03:20 > 0:03:23and now I live in a post-apocalyptic landscape
0:03:23 > 0:03:27dispatching zombies for a living. The same old blah-blah-blah.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Oh. I don't know mine.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33You don't know your back story?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35No. Do you all have one, then?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Yeah. Even Romford's got a back story.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42I was born in a simple components factory.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44It was a hard life, but we were happy.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Me dad was a combination washer-dryer.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Me mum was an anglepoise lamp.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Yeah. Not now, Romford.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55That's beautiful, Romford. An anglepoise lamp?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I don't think I've got a back story.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02Well, of course you do! Our back stories are what defines us.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Unlike you lot, mine is, of course, centuries old.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Steeped in the legends and myths of Elvish culture.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12It's what makes me such a fascinating character.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Talking of me, and being fascinating,
0:04:13 > 0:04:16you'll be pleased to hear that today
0:04:16 > 0:04:19is a very special day in the Elvish calendar.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Yes, it's Aethelwynne-mas!
0:04:22 > 0:04:26A feast to celebrate the handsomest, most noblest,
0:04:26 > 0:04:28bestest elf that ever there was.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29- Aethelwynne?- Mmm?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Have you just made up a festival in your own name
0:04:32 > 0:04:33so you can cook some weird food?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35No!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Yes! Happy Aethelwynne-mas!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41And what happens on Aethelwynne-mas?
0:04:41 > 0:04:45I shall be cooking you all a traditional Elvish dinner.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I better get right to it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Oh, Elvish food is disgusting.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Do you remember what happened at the last feast he had?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57I was scraping food into a bin, but it kept saying "No."
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Yeah, that's cos it wasn't a bin, it was me. Wearing me new swing-top hat.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Come on, Kiki.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Let's go and see the QM, find out about your back story.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Strange.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I know. Just stay down.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Oh, wow! Hi. And what can I do for you all?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32We were wondering if we could show Kiki our back stories.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Back stories. Right, yeah. Of course.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39OK. Back stories, back stories, where are we?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43OK, Alexia, there's yours.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Er, there's Aethelwynne's.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Romford and Riley, there we go.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Claireparker, there's your one.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Rex. Nice purple one for you.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03And, er...
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Wow! Where's mine?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I think this must be it.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13That's it? This is my back story?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Well, it might not be very long,
0:06:16 > 0:06:19but I'm sure it's packed full of information.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Kiki Nova loves to dance.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30That's all there is?
0:06:30 > 0:06:35So, what you're saying is, I've got no history, no family, no skills.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I just dance.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I'm not that important no-one even thought to write a story about me.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- I'm sure there's an explanation. - Oh, forget it.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46I wish I'd never asked.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Ah! Riley, Riley! I need you to taste this for me.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I want to know whether the trout fungus
0:07:08 > 0:07:10is overpowering the stewed owl.
0:07:10 > 0:07:15Ah! Er, yeah. Oh, sorry, I've got to go and look for my jumpsuit.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18But you're wearing it.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Yes, yes I am.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23That's cos I've got to go and find the other jumpsuit.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I've never seen you in another jumpsuit.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30No. That's cos I've got to go and... I don't know where it is!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Ahem. See ya!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Claireparker!
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- Taste this! - Oh, sorry, I can't, I've got a cold.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Oh. You don't sound like you have a cold.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45No, it's come on quite suddenly.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Sorry. A-tchoo!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Oh.- Bless me!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52This is the console. Groove Academy 2 now loading.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Would Kiki Nova please enter the game?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Kiki! Kiki! Try this, would you?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Kiki, no!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Well?- All right.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- Wow. She must be miserable.- Yes. Oh, she must be really depressed.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20What is going on?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Where do you keep coming from?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25You know, I feel sorry for Kiki.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I know, but what can you do?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29I keep telling her, don't wear fluorescent orange
0:08:29 > 0:08:31unless you want to look like a bin man.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35What? No, not her clothes, her back story.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Listen, I've had an idea. Why don't we write one for her?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41How do you mean?
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Well, we could all get together and write a back story for Kiki.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46It'd be a nice surprise for her.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Uh...
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Ok, this is beyond strange.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- Right, come on, guys, we haven't got long.- Where is Kiki?
0:09:04 > 0:09:08She's still in her game. Do you know, I've never seen her this unhappy.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14# Last night I dreamt
0:09:17 > 0:09:21# That somebody loved me... #
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- What you doing with that? - I can't bear to eat in the kitchen.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29It smells like Aethelwynne's cooking socks and cowpats.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31I think that's cos he is.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36HE SNIFFS
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Ooh, lovely!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42OK. Come on, Kiki'll be out soon.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Ow!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46RILEY LAUGHS
0:09:46 > 0:09:51- What's this doing here?- I don't know how they keep getting everywhere.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53You've got to be alert to danger, Rex. At all times, yeah?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58REX LAUGHS Well, that's not much of a free gift.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Look, can we please focus on Kiki's back story.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Does anyone have any suggestions for Kiki's birthplace?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10BUBBLING NOISES
0:10:38 > 0:10:41OK. Let's recap.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44The suggestions for where Kiki could've been born are -
0:10:44 > 0:10:48a large country mansion, a space station,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50an apple factory,
0:10:50 > 0:10:52or the electronics section in a department store.
0:10:52 > 0:10:58OK, it's not like these are the worst ideas I've ever heard.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02No, wait, hang on a second. These are the worst ideas I've ever heard.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Oh, come on! Surely we'd all want to be born in a mansion if we could.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09It's the best back story you could possibly have!
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Certainly better than,
0:11:10 > 0:11:14I don't know, a waitress in a town full of zombies, or something.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Hey!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Better than an apple factory? I don't think so.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I'd give anything to have come from the electronics department.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24To be born with a silver USB cable in me mouth.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28ALL ARGUE
0:11:35 > 0:11:37WHISTLES
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Look, we're obviously not all going to agree on the same story,
0:11:41 > 0:11:43so I suggest we all take a small section of the story
0:11:43 > 0:11:46and write it separately, and then we can...
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Ow.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Where do the new ones keep coming from, Alexia?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52I told you. I don't know.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57You know what? Uncle Vladimir will never come and visit.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59What say we just throw these bricks away?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02That is what I call a good idea.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06It's like they're just falling out of the air!
0:12:06 > 0:12:10Oh, nothing gets past you, does it, FUR-lock Holmes?
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- Right! I think this is the last of them.- Great.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17And how are you getting on with that surprise for Kiki, Riley?
0:12:17 > 0:12:18All finished.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20I don't understand it.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Why do they keep multiplying like that?
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Let's not worry, eh? At least everything's back to normal now.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40ROMFORD: Oh, yeah. "Normal."
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Alexia?- Mmm?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Can I make a suggestion?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48That the next time you receive a parcel from a distant relative,
0:12:48 > 0:12:52don't open it, file it under "R" for rubbish present,
0:12:52 > 0:12:55put the file in the bin, and then set fire to the bin.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Aethelwynne, didn't you notice what was going on?
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Notice what? I've been too busy making my Aethel-mas dinner.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07And it would help if you lot would stop with your practical joking.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- What joking? - Don't you come the innocent
0:13:10 > 0:13:13badger-squirrel thing with me!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16You've been taking my pans and things when I've not been looking.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I've had to resort to extreme measures.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22This is The Console. Groove Academy 2 session complete.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Kiki Nova released.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Why is it raining coloured bricks in here?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Is it because of global warming?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Kiki, we've got a surprise for you.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Ow.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Rex, you give Kiki her surprise.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45I'm going to see the QM and see if we can't sort out these block.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49And maybe get an umbrella when I'm there?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Or maybe a hard hat.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55So, what's this surprise?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Sit down.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Allow us to present...
0:14:02 > 0:14:06..Kiki Nova's back story!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- My what?- We've written it for you.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11We all did a bit each. Ahem.
0:14:12 > 0:14:17"Kiki was born in a giant mansion in the countryside,
0:14:17 > 0:14:21"because that is the best and I don't care what the rest of you say.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27"Growing up, Kiki had a horse named Dasher,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30"who, despite being beautiful and strong,
0:14:30 > 0:14:32"wasn't as good as the horse I had."
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Alexia wrote this bit.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Right.
0:14:37 > 0:14:42"Then, when Kiki was five, she moved to
0:14:42 > 0:14:44"a C-class intergalactic space station
0:14:44 > 0:14:48"orbiting the planet of Zanthar-6.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52"She enjoyed playing games like zero-gravity dodge ball,
0:14:52 > 0:14:57"titanium conkers and scissors, paper, thermonuclear missile."
0:14:57 > 0:14:59I see.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02"Kiki lived with her mum,
0:15:02 > 0:15:05"who taught her the importance of eating
0:15:05 > 0:15:07"five portions of apples a day..."
0:15:07 > 0:15:10I did this bit, and I drew the apples in 3-D. Watch.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Wooooooh!
0:15:13 > 0:15:17"..and her dad, who was a hairdryer."
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Oh, Romford! You said you weren't going to write that!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23There's nothing wrong with being a hairdryer. My uncle was a hairdryer.
0:15:23 > 0:15:28- Thanks, everyone. - No, wait, we haven't finished.
0:15:28 > 0:15:33Look, I appreciate you all trying, but this isn't my story.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37These are just YOUR stories. I've just got to accept it.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39I'm too boring to have a back story of my own.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Aaah! Aaah! Right, that's it!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51I cannot cook under these conditions.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Will somebody do something about these wretched bricks?!
0:15:55 > 0:15:58This is exhausting.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00I am a professional.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06Aah! I suppose you think this is funny, do you?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Did that chair just disappear? - First the plates disappear,
0:16:09 > 0:16:12then the cupboard disappears, then the chair disappears,
0:16:12 > 0:16:16and now my arm has disappeared.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19HE SQUEALS
0:16:19 > 0:16:21There's something you don't see every day.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24My arm! What have you done with my arm?
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- We haven't done anything. - Ah, you're all there. Good.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32As you may have noticed, something rather peculiar has been happening.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35It's all the fault of these preposterous bricks, I'm afraid.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37They're designed to multiply, you see.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40And the more there are, the more memory they use up.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- The Console's memory?- Yes.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46And now there are so many of them, the memory's almost full.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48In order to avoid crashing, The Console is temporarily
0:16:48 > 0:16:51deleting random items, such as furniture or...
0:16:51 > 0:16:56- My arm!- Yes, arms, pans, chairs, that kind of thing.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59We have to get rid of these blocks, or soon they'll delete everything.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03But we tried throwing them away. It didn't work.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04No, they just replace themselves.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07They keep coming back. Like boomerangs.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Or dogs with elastic leads.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12How do we get rid of them?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- It's very simple.- What you do is...
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Anyone else get the feeling we might be in trouble? Ow.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28It's getting heavier out there.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31OK, has anyone got any suggestions?
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Kiki?
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Well, there was one thing, but... No, it's stupid.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40OK, anyone else, hands up.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Or in Aethelwynne's case, "hand" up.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46I have had just about enough from you, you jumped up calculator.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I've had enough of your moaning,
0:17:48 > 0:17:50you pointy-eared Grumblestiltskin.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54Well, pardon me. I just happen to have lost one of my appendages.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58I think I'm entitled to let off a little steam.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Now, why don't you go make yourself useful?
0:18:00 > 0:18:04I'm sure there's a door that needs wedging open, somewhere.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I wish you'd get lost. Oh!
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- I've never had a wish granted before. - Oh, no!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Now we're starting to disappear.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13OK, look, don't panic.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17I'm sure there's a simple solution, isn't there?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Hang on, how come he disappeared first?
0:18:19 > 0:18:23A-ha! Of course! I SO knew I'd work it out.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27We're all being deleted in order of how much memory we take up.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29So Aethelwynne was the first to disappear
0:18:29 > 0:18:32because he has the most complicated back story.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Which means that the next person to disappear is...
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Oh, boo!
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Alexia!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Right, that's it. I'm not going to sit here
0:18:42 > 0:18:44and wait to be deleted.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47I'm going to get out and kick some coloured brick butt.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52No... No...
0:18:52 > 0:18:54A-ha!
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Here it is - the manual.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Good work, Riley!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Right, what does it say?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Erm. Eh.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Oh, no, no!
0:19:02 > 0:19:04It's all in some crazy code.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05What?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Oh, well done, Sergeant Stupid, this is Russian.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Right, Romford. Can you translate?
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Course. I speak every language in the world.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18French, Russian, Hurdy-Gurdy.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Right, well, go on, then!
0:19:20 > 0:19:25OK. It says, "Excuse me, sir, is this the way to the swimming pool?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27"Waiter, two choc ices and a smoothie for my fiancee."
0:19:27 > 0:19:32Right. Romford, when you said you could translate, were you lying?
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Oui.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Sorry about him. He lies when he's under pressure. Don't you, Romford?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39No, I don't. My name's Martin.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Just ignore him. Console! Console!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Can you translate these games instructions, please?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Certainly. Translation is as follows.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50"Thank you for purchasing Russia's finest strategy game."
0:19:50 > 0:19:55Console memory now 90% full.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- SLOW VOICE:- All non-essential functions suspended.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- Oh, this just keeps getting better! - Console! Console!
0:20:05 > 0:20:09How long can we carry on like this? There's no power, no food.
0:20:09 > 0:20:15Don't worry, everyone! I always carry extra rations in case of emergencies.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Dog biscuits?- Yeah! Do you want one?
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Er, no thanks. I think there must be something else to eat.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Well, I'm sure Aethelwynne's elf dinner is still out there.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Right, OK. Give me one.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Fine, that's it. - What are you going to do?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32What I should've done from the very beginning. Blast them!
0:20:32 > 0:20:36I don't think that'll work. I think maybe the answer...
0:20:36 > 0:20:37The time for thinking is over.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40The time for meaningless destruction has just begun.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Wow, it worked!
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Ow.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Ow. Ow.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Ow. Ow.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Ow.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58You stupid...
0:21:01 > 0:21:02That was good timing.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05CONSOLE: Memory 93% full.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Bet you're grateful for a short back story now.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11OK, guys, let's try and make it to the training room.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Might not be so bad in there. OK, Rex.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16We're going to proceed in a pincer movement. OK?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19You take point, then as soon as you've established a perimeter,
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I'll lay down an offensive barrage,
0:21:21 > 0:21:23we can all rendezvous at the checkpoint. Understand?!
0:21:23 > 0:21:26I understood everything up to "Rex."
0:21:26 > 0:21:27OK, good man. Doesn't matter.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29OK, on my count.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31One, two, three, go, go, go!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34LOUD CRASH
0:21:34 > 0:21:36RILEY GROANS
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Urgh. Romford, get me out of here.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44- Sure. How? - I don't know, think of something!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46I guess that did the trick.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Oh, no!
0:21:48 > 0:21:52- Come on, let's try and get to the training room.- Yeah.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03What a way to go! Deleted cos of a bunch of stupid blocks!
0:22:03 > 0:22:05I'm sorry, Rex.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Console memory 98% full.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Kiki, earlier on it sounded like you had an idea.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14What were you going to say?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17It was nothing. It was stupid.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Well, we've tried everything else. Why not give it a go?
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Because it won't work. I'm not smart like the rest of you.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26I haven't got any special skills.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29All I'm good for is dancing. There's no way I'd be the one
0:22:29 > 0:22:30to come up with the answer.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34I believe in you. So what if you don't have a back story?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37It's not where you come from that counts, it's what you do.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39You might be right!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42But Rex...
0:22:42 > 0:22:44KIKI GASPS
0:22:44 > 0:22:47This'll never work.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56I did it! It worked!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Aaah! Kiki?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Rex, you're back! I did it, look!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Ha! That's brilliant, Kiki!
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Quick, we haven't got any time to lose!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Looks like these are the last two blocks.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00ALL: Yay!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Hang on. Why's he got no head?
0:24:08 > 0:24:12I don't understand it. I'm sure there aren't any left.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- Romford? - What? I don't know anything.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17BOTH: Romford!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Oh, All right.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25You've got to admit - he's a lot less annoying without a head.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33Erm, Alexia, why don't you wait a minute before you do that.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Why?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37BUBBLING NOISES
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Ah!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Ah! Oh!
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Oh!
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- Are you OK?- Yes.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Although it feels like I've had an itchy ear for forever.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Oh! That's better!
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Ah! How is it?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58All back to normal. No more blocks.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Thank goodness for that.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02There is one thing that didn't re-appear.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- What's that? - Your Aethelwynne-mas dinner.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07I'm so sorry.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11What?!
0:25:11 > 0:25:13That doesn't make any sense!
0:25:15 > 0:25:20Oh, this is the worst Aethel-mas ever!
0:25:20 > 0:25:22What did you do with it?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Riley took it to his game and blasted it off into space.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Better safe than sorry.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28What did you say?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30BOTH: Nothing!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Hey, hang on. What's this? This wasn't here before.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Kiki, it's got your name on it.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36What is it?
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Ah, yes. That's your updated back story, Kiki.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44I thought you should have a record of your accomplishments.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48"Not only is Kiki Nova an exceptional dancer,
0:25:48 > 0:25:50"she's also thoughtful,
0:25:50 > 0:25:54"heroic, loyal to her friends and a brilliant problem solver."
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Ooh, stop it!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57APPLAUSE
0:25:57 > 0:25:59And you can keep it.
0:25:59 > 0:26:04- Oh, no. That's OK. Just put it on the shelf with the others.- Really?
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Yeah, it's nice having a back story,
0:26:06 > 0:26:09but where you come from doesn't mean everything, does it?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11No, I suppose not.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Could you just put a bit in there
0:26:17 > 0:26:21about me having a better horse than Alexia? Thanks.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25I am SO sorry. I don't know what happened.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27What are we going to have for dinner tonight, now?
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Well, don't worry. I've cooked up a little something instead.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33I call it "edible food."
0:26:35 > 0:26:37It's my own special recipe.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40It's chicken stew. Try some!
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Bleugh! Ah!
0:26:43 > 0:26:47No, I... I've just remembered I've got to go and get my pinny.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48You've already got it on.
0:26:48 > 0:26:53Erm, yes, I need to get my... other one.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Everyone, look! I've got another present.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02What is it? Oh, it's not from your uncle Vladimir again, is it?
0:27:02 > 0:27:06Er, no. It's from my uncle Shane in Australia.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Apparently it's a souvenir from the classic strategy game, Snake.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Oh, it's empty! Oh, how annoying!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23HISSING
0:27:23 > 0:27:24What?
0:27:24 > 0:27:25SHE GASPS
0:27:25 > 0:27:27# Life's so great in a console space
0:27:27 > 0:27:30# Digitally here again
0:27:30 > 0:27:33# So much more than a pixel face
0:27:33 > 0:27:35# Living in a game Living in a game... #
0:27:35 > 0:27:38This is The Console. Please go to the CBBC website
0:27:38 > 0:27:42where the Pixelface games can now be played.