0:00:02 > 0:00:04'This is The Console. Pixelface games loading.'
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Life's so great in a console space
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Digitally here again
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# So much more than a pixel face
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# Living in a game
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Living in a game Living in a game
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# We're playing with the same old friends
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Everybody knows our name
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# We'll be here till the journey ends
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Living in a game
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Living in a game Living in a game. #
0:00:36 > 0:00:39That was close! That plasma blast nearly upset Riley's sandwich.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Oh, no, look at that! They're ruined!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45He's not going to be happy.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Whoo!
0:00:48 > 0:00:53Romford, look, I've only gone and rescued the Navizor device.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Good work, Sergeant!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- What happened to my sandwiches? - I think the corned beef
0:00:59 > 0:01:00might have survived the blast.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Do you want one of those?- 'This is the console. Bonus mission unlocked.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07'Escort Major Nomad and the Navizor device safely
0:01:07 > 0:01:10'to the space station on Phi Gamma Gamma Phi Phi.'
0:01:10 > 0:01:12- Major Nomad?! - Yeah, that's what she said.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14She's legendary!
0:01:14 > 0:01:15- Never heard of her.- She's my hero!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18She's a major in Space Destiny III.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20She's got hundreds of holo-medals.
0:01:20 > 0:01:25I heard she's tough, but if she likes me, this could mean a promotion.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30- Do you think she'll be wanting sandwiches?- Major Nomad and me!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33This is an amazing opportunity. We're going to be best friends.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34I know it. I just know it.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Major Nomad. How wonderful to meet you!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Smarten up when you're talking to a superior officer!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Look at those shoes. Look me in the eye when I'm talking to you.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- But you said...- Don't answer back!
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Salute your superior officer!- Would you care for a corned beef sandwich?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Er, they are covered in dirt.
0:01:56 > 0:02:01That sounds lovely! What a handsome little droid.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03You're right, mate. She's blinding.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14So, what are these again?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17These are all the hard copies of all our games.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Every safe point, every cut scene, every upgrade.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- That's a lot of paper. - What's it doing here?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26It's doing nothing for the feng shui.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29The QM says we have to put them all in alphabetical order.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31I'm not doing it!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34These hands are made for spell-casting and swordplay,
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- not filing.- And I'm not completely sure about the alphabet.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- I mean, I do know it starts with the letter pip.- You have to help.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- We all have to help.- I agree with the waitress-cleaner girl.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Oi! It's just waitress, and there is that zombie-slaying stuff too.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Whatever! I'm sure whatever it is you do, you do it well.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57So, shall we start with this little task?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00It does sound a bit boring, though, doesn't it?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Like one of Aethelwynne's poems.
0:03:02 > 0:03:07I will have you know that my last 420-verse poem,
0:03:07 > 0:03:08The Lady Who Owned A Stick
0:03:08 > 0:03:12came third in the Biannual Poetry-Reading Competition.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- And how many entrants were there? - Two.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- If you'll just listen to us... - I'm sorry!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I have loafing around to do.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Yeah, and I was planning to spend the afternoon trying to lick my elbow.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25No.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29No.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Oh! This is going to take for ever! - You lot are unbelievable!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- I couldn't agree more. - 'This is the console.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39'Sergeant Riley, Romford and Major Nomad arriving.'
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- What? Who's Major Nomad? - Must be a guest character.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46He'll be here all weekend, then. Not a moment's peace.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Come on, Sergeant! Hup two, hup two! Put your back into it.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Isn't this lovely? What a cosy little place.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- Do you normally have this many folders?- Um, this is Major Nomad.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- She's brilliant.- Do ignore him.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Our friend here is chuffed
0:04:06 > 0:04:10because I managed to get his happiness circuits working.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14I can laugh! I can smile! I can hear children play and birds sing.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Major Nomad is a very important...
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I did not hear you request permission to speak, Sergeant!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Keep your opinions to yourself!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25And take my case to my quarters on the double. Let's go!
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Hello, Major. I'm...- Aethelwynne.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Son of Firon of the Elven Majors of the Seventh Age.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34A great warrior and very handy with a blade
0:04:34 > 0:04:36if the stories are to be believed.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- You've heard of me? - GIGGLES
0:04:38 > 0:04:41It is the duty of a warrior to know the achievements of her peers.
0:04:41 > 0:04:46- Well, I like her.- Yeah, I told you.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Er, Major, Kiki. Kiki Nova. I...
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Oh, don't tell me! Very athletic, full of energy.
0:04:53 > 0:04:58Dressed in stretchy fluorescent colours. You must be a dancer, yes?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Yes, I am.- A real artist.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Is this award-winning apple any good to anyone?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- You can stay as long as you like! - Yeah!- Oh, yes, absolutely.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Sergeant! What on Earth are you doing?- Can't shift it.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21For heavens' sake! It's as light as a feather.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Now take it to my quarters!
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Brilliant.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28When I have settled in -
0:05:28 > 0:05:31I don't want you to take this the wrong way -
0:05:31 > 0:05:34what say we get together we spend just a few minutes
0:05:34 > 0:05:36getting this place just a little bit more organised?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Er, actually, Major, that's exactly what we were saying
0:05:39 > 0:05:42just before you arrived, Alexia and I.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- What are you doing?- Curtseying.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Why?- I don't know.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54Major, we were just telling everyone to tidy the place up.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Were you indeed?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Well, it can be very hard to organise people
0:05:58 > 0:06:00if you don't have the authority.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Sergeant, get off the floor! You are a Space Marine, not a doormat!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06It's just down here, is it?
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Well, if she thinks she can get these guys to organise this all...
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Then she's got another thing coming. - Er, no, no.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- The phrase is "another think coming".- Don't be ridiculous.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- It's "another THING coming". Your way doesn't make any sense.- No!
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- YOUR way doesn't make any sense. - I think you're unbearable!
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Don't you mean, "I THING you're unbearable"?
0:06:36 > 0:06:41Ladies, gentlemen, beaver-rabbit-mouse-man.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- That's me!- Gather round.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49This summer, I was fortunate enough to be in charge
0:06:49 > 0:06:51of a campaign in the Shambolic Galaxy,
0:06:51 > 0:06:55the most disorganised star system in the known universe.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Within two hours, I had not only conquered the enemy,
0:06:58 > 0:07:01but also alphabetised their DVD collection
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- and rearranged their wardrobes by season and colour.- Oh!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07That is absolutely indispensable.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11And if an old major like me can do it, then a great bunch like you
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- can get this sorted no problem. ALL:- Yeah!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- She's a major pain in the backside, if you ask me.- Yeah!
0:07:18 > 0:07:19What does she expect?
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- That we'll all pull together as a team and get the job done?!- Huh!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Alphabetical order, if you please!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44My name begins with A, so I guess I'm first.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- ROMFORD:- Oh, really? I though "idiot" was spelt with an I.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Now, I know that my name starts with the letter pip, so I should be 70th.
0:07:52 > 0:07:5650th! Er, twelvety-first?
0:07:56 > 0:08:02We really are going to do this, are we? Alphabetising ourselves!
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Much better. Well done, all. But it doesn't have to stop there.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10You can reorganise everything - books, magazines,
0:08:10 > 0:08:12prisoners, cornflakes.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Ah! All this organisation has woken something up inside of me.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Shall I fetch a mop?- What? No!
0:08:19 > 0:08:23I just mean I feel all domestic and organisey.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27I feel as if I want to rearrange things and make them more efficient,
0:08:27 > 0:08:29which isn't going to be the least help in my game.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Dr Barrenbaum, I don't thin your factory is
0:08:34 > 0:08:35running as well as it could.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Yes, I see, well, it is supposed to be a sort of crazy factory,
0:08:39 > 0:08:42what with me being an insane villain and all.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44I get that, but what if you were to fix it
0:08:44 > 0:08:47so that at least some of these conveyor belts
0:08:47 > 0:08:49carry the apples into, I don't know,
0:08:49 > 0:08:53supply lorries rather than into the boiling lava?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Then I think this factory could be a bit of a money-spinner.- Hmmm! I see!
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Not all the apples into the lava. I'll make a note!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04You're not even looking.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Yeah! Efficiency. Brilliant. I'm going to go and reorganise the dorm.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Well, this seems like a good time to take a well-earned break.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Sergeant Riley, Romford, we must keep our strength up. Tomorrow,
0:09:16 > 0:09:18you two are to escort me
0:09:18 > 0:09:23and this to the space station Phi Gamma Gamma Phi Phi.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- What's that?- This is the Navizor device.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Can I hold that for a moment? - Very well. But do be careful.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35The fate of the galaxy depends on its safe arrival.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42I couldn't stand the thought of the mess that would make.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Sergeant Riley! Do you realise what you nearly did?!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- Do you have a naughty step here at all?!- No, I'm afraid we don't.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53We don't really have any steps. It's more a bungalow.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Well, Sergeant Riley, I want you to get some wood,
0:09:57 > 0:09:59nails and some tools, make some steps,
0:09:59 > 0:10:02assign the least comfortable to be the naughty step
0:10:02 > 0:10:04and then sit on it and think about what you nearly did
0:10:04 > 0:10:06until further notice. Is that clear?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- But Major...- Is that clear?
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Yes, Major.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- It's unbelievable!- It's ridiculous how everyone's creeping round her.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20We asked them to organise those files and they just look at us
0:10:20 > 0:10:23as if we were nothing, but she says it and they just do it!
0:10:23 > 0:10:28Ah, Claireparker, Alexia, don't be annoyed they didn't listen to you.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31It can take years of shouting at a person before they learn
0:10:31 > 0:10:32what's good for them.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36It's a lesson that I'm currently teaching Sergeant Riley.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39He's really a very good Space Marine.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Hopefully he'll rise to the challenge. As you were.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47That woman is driving me mad.
0:10:47 > 0:10:53Well, maybe there's a way we can teach Little Miss Perfect a lesson.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58I'm doing really well with my organising and rearranging.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01I put all my apples in alphabetical order. Look!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Turns out it was a lot simpler than I thought.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08So I'm now going to start on your area.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Oh, Rex, I'd really rather you wouldn't.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- The place to begin is under the bed. - Please!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Oh, hang on! What have we got here? - No, no! Don't touch that!
0:11:17 > 0:11:22Aethelwynne...have you secretly being drawing a comic book
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- starring yourself as an elf superhero?- No.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29And have you made yourself a costume that you can dress up
0:11:29 > 0:11:30and prance around in?
0:11:30 > 0:11:35- No!- And have you recorded a CD single of the theme tune?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Yes! All right! Are you happy now?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40How long have you been doing this?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Ever since the boy hired the Tremendous Man game
0:11:42 > 0:11:47and Tremendous Man himself stayed for the weekend.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48REX FARTS
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Sorry. I let off.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00I'm good at so many things -
0:12:00 > 0:12:06fencing, being incredibly handsome, wearing secret tartan. But, oh!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08To have the power of flight!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11To be able to bend things with your bare hands that aren't
0:12:11 > 0:12:14that easy to bends with your bare hands. Oh, Rex, I had a dream!
0:12:14 > 0:12:18- And so you came up with... - Brilliant Elf!
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Yes, I invented a superhero, but don't tell anyone, OK?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- How did the theme tune go? - I'm not telling.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Riley!- Fine, yes.
0:12:30 > 0:12:35# Brilliant Elf is such a brilliant elf
0:12:35 > 0:12:38# Much better than yourself
0:12:38 > 0:12:42# He's such a brilliant elf... #
0:12:43 > 0:12:49- Catchy(!)- But don't tell anyone, OK? - Cross my tail and hope to die.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- So, what exactly goes on in here? - Well, this is for training.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02How on Earth do you train in here?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05We've been using it as a bit of an attic lately, so I just tend
0:13:05 > 0:13:09to do my exercises between all the old boxes and Steven the Squirrel.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13You see, that's the problem with this console - lack of storage.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- I'd say it needs reorganising. Wouldn't you?- Good thought!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- I'll go get Rex.- He's busy alphabetising the fridge magnets.
0:13:20 > 0:13:25- Why don't you two do it?- Us two? - Yes! Shouldn't take too long.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Kiki and I don't really hang out together.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30We're not what you'd call BFFs.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- We're acquaintances. - Workmates. Colleagues.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36We're not exactly homies, if you catch my drift.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- Mos def.- All the more reason for you two to do it together.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43This place should run like a well-oiled machine.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- All the cogs must work together. - Oh, did someone mention cogs?
0:13:46 > 0:13:50- Happy days.- Stay out of this, big track!- How charming.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54Don't leave this room until you two have found something in common.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- Yes, Major Nomad.- Excellent.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01So!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- You dance, right?- Yeah.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Right. That's the naughty step finished.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Ooh.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27What are you doing sitting there
0:14:27 > 0:14:31while the Sentient Force instruction manuals are in a mess?! Hello.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- All right! - I'll get on it right away, Major.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38So, Major, what exactly is the Navizor device?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Oh, the Navizor... - Be quiet, Sergeant!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Speak when you are spoken to!
0:14:42 > 0:14:43This is the most advanced tool
0:14:43 > 0:14:47we have against the cloned robot forces, my hairy friend.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49It is a satellite guidance system
0:14:49 > 0:14:51and will seek out the cloned alien robots.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- And in an emergency situation... - Be quiet, Sergeant!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56And in an emergency situation,
0:14:56 > 0:15:00it will plot the quickest route to safety and get you out of danger.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Wow! That sounds amazing. - It's also running out of battery.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I'll put it on to charge.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10There you go, Major. I've nearly finished with the manuals.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15No mess!
0:15:15 > 0:15:21- Sergeant Riley! You nearly destroyed the Navizor again!- But Major...
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- I am demoting you to Private. - No!- Romford!- Yes, Major?
0:15:24 > 0:15:28You are now in charge of Private Riley and the rest of the troops
0:15:28 > 0:15:33and the safe delivery of me and the Navizor to Phi Gamma Gamma Phi Phi.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Oh, I can't do that! - She's a superior officer.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38There's nothing you can do, mate. I mean, sir.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Major, you can rely on me. If I had arms, I would probably salute you.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45I'll see you both at 1800 hours tomorrow.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Rex, leave the Navizor to charge up. We will need it for the mission.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Ballet?- No!
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Paso doble?- No!
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Macarena?- No!- Hokey cokey?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Kiki, when I said I didn't do any dancing,
0:16:16 > 0:16:18that's literally what I meant!
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- Unless it involves a maypole. - Right, yeah.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Or the electric boogaloo.- Uh!
0:16:24 > 0:16:25My turn!
0:16:27 > 0:16:32- Have you ever evaded orcs in the Lost Forest of Minthran?- No.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- Or parried with a dark lord on the battlements of Tyru Castle?- No.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Or cured a dragon of constipation? - No.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42I don't recommend doing that.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Oh, this isn't going very well, is it?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46At least we agree about something.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50The coast is clear.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56Oh, let's have a look at this thing. Is it so important to her?
0:16:58 > 0:17:02It says it's a Navizor Guidance System.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Just trying to figure out how it works.
0:17:05 > 0:17:10- Well, you've put a light on. - Is that good?- Give it here.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16If we take this out, it's just a power chip, isn't it?
0:17:16 > 0:17:20It's a guidance system, so she'll just get lost for a couple of hours.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Hmm! It'll teach Major Know-It-All a thing or two.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26She can't be right all the time.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30'This is The Console.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32'Would Major Nomad, Sergeant Romford
0:17:32 > 0:17:36'and Private Riley please report to the transporter?'
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Excellent. How does it feel to be in charge, Romford?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41I'm a bit worried about the troops.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Do they bring a packed lunch, or do we have to supply one?
0:17:44 > 0:17:49- Ahem. Where's Private Riley?- Oh, he really is a good lad, you know.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52He's very brave and he's very loyal
0:17:52 > 0:17:55and he's...very much in his dressing gown.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Private Riley! Where's your uniform?!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- You can't go into battle dressed like that.- Yeah, I know. I'm not going!
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- What, chief?- Major Nomad's right.
0:18:05 > 0:18:10I'd only muck something up or smash the Navizor device or something.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- You two go alone. Romford'll get you there.- Riley!
0:18:13 > 0:18:16This is just what I'd expect from a private.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Deep down, he's a coward, not fit for service.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21'This is The Console.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- 'Special escort...' - Pass me the Navizor device.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26No! I'll get it myself.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28It's safer.
0:18:33 > 0:18:38- Aren't you going to wish us luck, Riley?- Good luck, you two!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Good luck.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- They've gone, have they?- Yeah.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Shouldn't you be with them?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57- Oh, they've taken the Navizor device.- Yeah.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- They'd be in serious trouble without that.- How serious?
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Deadly serious.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Um, Alexia, shall we go and see
0:19:04 > 0:19:07the QM about that thing I think we're both thinking about?
0:19:14 > 0:19:19Hi. It's so nice to see you two not at each other's throats.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- So, how'd you get on with those folders?- Oh, fine, fine.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27That's all done. Um, we have something we wanted to ask you.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Fire away. Hope you don't mind - doing a bit of packing.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- I've got a cheat code conference to go to.- Oh, no, you crack on.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Right, in case of rain.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40- You know Major Nomad has been staying with us?- Yes.
0:19:40 > 0:19:45The indomitable Major Nomad. I bet she's got the place spic and span.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Oh, yes. Definitely.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50Better take this meter rule in case I have a measuring emergency.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53It's just that, um, and this was definitely an accident,
0:19:53 > 0:19:56you understand, um we, may have...
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Um...
0:19:57 > 0:20:03Er, we may have sabotaged the Navizor device.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05What?!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08We just got a bit jealous of everyone listening to her,
0:20:08 > 0:20:10so we took the power chip.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Oh, no. This is a disaster.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- It's that bad?- That bad?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17The Navizor device is crucial to Sentient Force!
0:20:17 > 0:20:21To change the device is to mess with the very programming itself!
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- OK, this doesn't sound ideal. - The game could start going haywire!
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- Anything could happen. Those two could be in serious trouble.- Oh.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Oh, right, this is definitely bad? - So how do we fix it?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34You've got to get the chip back into the Navizor device.
0:20:34 > 0:20:39- If only Tremendous Man were here.- Oh, he is tremendous!- He'd sort it out.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Anyway, if you excuse me, I've got to carry on packing. Old fishing rod.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Lovely. I'll need this, in case I meet any witches.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57You're not going to believe this. I haven't been packing at all!
0:20:57 > 0:21:02The bag's got no bottom in it and there's a hole in the desk!
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Oh!
0:21:03 > 0:21:04What a chump!
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Yeah, you're still in trouble.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Romford! Enemy ships are closing in. Have you got a plan?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Yeah, I have definitely got a plan.- Oh, good.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23I'm going to put a little green flag in all the vegetarian sandwiches.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- What about getting to the space station?- One thing at a time!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I've got to sort out the catering first.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31'You guys are way off course.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33'The enemy is forming an attack pattern.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35'Your shields will be vaporised in ten minutes!'
0:21:35 > 0:21:39The mini quiches won't be ready for quarter of an hour!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Oh, I've got me timings all wrong.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Romford, I'm relieving you of your duties.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46But what about me sausage rolls?
0:21:46 > 0:21:50The fate of the galaxy is in out hands!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Luckily, the Navizor can plot a safe course.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54MACHINE BEEPS
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- MACHINE DRONES OUT - What's wrong?
0:21:58 > 0:22:02The Navizor... It's been sabotaged! The power chip has been taken!
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Then that means... - It means that we're in big trouble.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Very big trouble.
0:22:11 > 0:22:16No, no, no! I give up! We have nothing in common.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- We'll just have to accept it. - Yeah, I suppose.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21It just seems a shame, that's all.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Maybe some things aren't meant to be.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- Hang on, what's that?- Oh!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- No, please don't look at that.- You've drawn yourself as a superhero.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- Please don't tell anyone. - Oh, no, I wouldn't.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- Brilliant Elf knows how to keep a secret!- No, you haven't!- Yes!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- I've been drawing it since... - BOTH:- Tremendous Man was here!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46So, Super Kiki, what does she do?
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Er, well, she can dance through walls and she's got shoes of invisibility.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- Does she have a costume?- Does she?!
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Ooh! Oh...
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- Oh, wow!- Yeah.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58- Yeah! Wow! Oh.- Yeah.
0:23:00 > 0:23:06- Is Riley in here?- No. No.- What's that behind your back?- Nothing.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10I think he was moping in the boys' dorm. He was pretty down on himself.
0:23:10 > 0:23:15- Why do you want him anyway? - Listen, can we tell you a secret?
0:23:17 > 0:23:18It's about this.
0:23:20 > 0:23:25- Who made this thing? Oh, yeah! I did!- Riley? Riley!
0:23:25 > 0:23:29- We need you, Riley.- No, you don't. I'm just a messer-upper.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Major Nomad's my hero,
0:23:30 > 0:23:33but she's just shouted at me from the very beginning.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37- She knew a failure when she saw one. - No! No, no!
0:23:37 > 0:23:41She was shouting at you to get the best out of you!
0:23:41 > 0:23:45You're a Space Marine! And you need to go into your game right now!
0:23:45 > 0:23:49No, I can't! I just mess things up.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Riley, we've done a bad thing and only you can sort it out.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Do you know what this is? It's a vital part of the Navizor device.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58And without it, Major Nomad and Romford are doomed!
0:23:58 > 0:24:02- So you need to get out there and save the day as normal.- No.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- What?- What?!
0:24:04 > 0:24:09- No, I can't. I just make things worse.- But they need you!
0:24:09 > 0:24:14No, they don't. They need someone like Tremendous Man, someone heroic.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Aethelwynne, I've got an idea! Huddle!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Er, Riley, I don't know if you've heard,
0:24:29 > 0:24:31but an upgrade has arrived for you.
0:24:31 > 0:24:37- An upgrade?- Er, yes, yes, a super upgrade.- A super upgrade.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Yeah, and it makes you really brave and invincible, just like...
0:24:41 > 0:24:45- BOTH:- Tremendous Man!- Really(?)
0:24:45 > 0:24:50Yeah, and you get to wear this costume and you become Ultra Riley.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55- Where did you get that costume? - Don't ask.- Ultra Riley?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Are you sure?- Definitely.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02- And do you know what is sure to impress Major Nomad?- Ultra Riley!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Give me that!
0:25:10 > 0:25:14- Are you sure I don't look ridiculous?- ALL: No!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- You look amazing! Now get out there and save the day!- Yes, ma'am!
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Go on, Riley!- God speed!
0:25:20 > 0:25:24He does look ridiculous, doesn't he?
0:25:24 > 0:25:25Better take the thing.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36Well, it looks like this is it! We're too far off course.
0:25:36 > 0:25:41The shields won't hold any longer. It's game over for us.
0:25:41 > 0:25:46I can't help think things would have been different if Riley was here.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Riley!
0:25:49 > 0:25:54- That's Ultra Riley to you! - That outfit! A stroke of genius!
0:25:54 > 0:25:57The cloned alien robots are looking for a Space Marine,
0:25:57 > 0:26:00not an idiot in a giant babygro. You slipped right past them!
0:26:00 > 0:26:04No, Major, this is the official Sentient Force upgrade to
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Ultra Riley! Now, where's that Navizor Device?
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- It's useless, Riley! It's broken! - Ah, broken, is it?
0:26:14 > 0:26:15They're about to attack!
0:26:15 > 0:26:18On the bright side, the mini kievs will be ready by now.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20We're doomed!
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Not on my watch!
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Now, let's get this transport back on track.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29You're not in a position to give orders!
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Yeah, you're right. Sorry.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Until I promote you, Sergeant Riley.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37I always knew you could do it.
0:26:37 > 0:26:42You rose to the challenge. I'm proud to know you, Space Marine.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Yes, ma'am!
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Now, hold tight.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00These are all last year's files, so come on, let's get stuck in.
0:27:00 > 0:27:05- Oh, all right! Come on, everyone. - OK! Five minutes!
0:27:08 > 0:27:11So, I know the whole superhero thing came out,
0:27:11 > 0:27:14but at least they don't know about the theme tune.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17You didn't tell anyone about the theme tune, did you?
0:27:17 > 0:27:21- I would be mortified.- Not a soul!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Can someone help me lift this heavy box?
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Sounds like a job for...
0:27:25 > 0:27:31# ALL SING: Brilliant Elf He's such a Brilliant Elf. #
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Yeah, I might have told them.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39# Brilliant Elf!
0:27:39 > 0:27:43# He's such a Brilliant Elf! #
0:27:43 > 0:27:47# Life's so great in a console space Digitally here again
0:27:47 > 0:27:51# So much more than a pixel face
0:27:51 > 0:27:53# Living in a game Living in a game... #
0:27:53 > 0:27:57'This is The Console. Please go to the CBBC website
0:27:57 > 0:28:00'where the Pixelface games can now be played.'