The Ugly Truth

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04'This is The Console. Pixelface games loading.'

0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Life's so great in a console space

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Digitally here again

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# So much more than a pixel face

0:00:14 > 0:00:15# Living in a game

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Living in a game Living in a game

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# We're playing with the same old friends

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Everybody knows our name

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# We'll be here till the journey ends

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Living in a game

0:00:28 > 0:00:32# Living in a game Living in a game. #

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Kiki, Claireparker, which earrings are better?

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Well, I'm not really...

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Chop, chop!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45I'm not saying anything.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49When I said that thing about the shoes, she threw the kettle.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54Oh, come on, it's not that difficult.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55I like the right ones.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Do you mean the ones in my right hand or your right?

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Or your right hand as I'm looking at you? Or the correct ones?

0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Yeah, definitely. - And I like the ones on the left.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08I have to choose the right outfit for the Ambassador's party,

0:01:08 > 0:01:10it's one of the highlight cut scenes of my game.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13You would love a good story scene.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15And it'll be such a pleasure to not have to be here,

0:01:15 > 0:01:18even though the guests will be badly animated

0:01:18 > 0:01:22and the nibbles will taste of nothing but pixels.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Now, as it is a bit of a special day for me,

0:01:25 > 0:01:27I think I should be in charge.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29All those who agree protest now.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33THEY PROTEST

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Oh, well done, people, you've made such a great choice.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Now, my first rule is none of you are to touch any of my things

0:01:39 > 0:01:41and I'll spend the rest of the day in the bathroom.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Laters, peasants.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49# Rex is going to get himself all cleaned and tidy

0:01:49 > 0:01:51# Do, do, do, do, do

0:01:52 > 0:01:55# Rexy takes a bath almost every Friday

0:01:56 > 0:01:58# Do, do, do, do, do

0:01:58 > 0:02:01# Rex is going to clean all his hands and his knees #

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Ow!

0:02:02 > 0:02:04# Do, do, do, do, do

0:02:04 > 0:02:08# And try to get rid of the majority of fleas

0:02:08 > 0:02:13# Do, do, do, do do, do, do, do, do, do, do... #

0:02:13 > 0:02:15AHH!

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Rex, you're not naked.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20I could've been naked.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24You're covered in an incredibly thick layer of malodorous fur.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Thank you very much.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Anyway, get out, I'm using the bathroom now.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30But...

0:02:30 > 0:02:31But I'm in the bathroom!

0:02:31 > 0:02:35It doesn't matter, I've got an ambassador to impress.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Oh, an ambassador?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Wait, so it's, well, it's sort of...

0:02:40 > 0:02:41..a date?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Why are you so interested, Rex?

0:02:46 > 0:02:51I now pronounce you woman and rat-wallaby-peculiar-mouse-thing.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53You may kiss the bride.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Rex!- What? I wasn't thinking anything!

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Look, just grab your stuff and get out of here!

0:02:59 > 0:03:00All right.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Can I at least dry my fur first?

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Well, just be quick!

0:03:06 > 0:03:10ALEXIA SCREAMS

0:03:12 > 0:03:16There's nothing to drop! There's nothing to drop!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I'm shocked too!

0:03:19 > 0:03:20Ow!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25ALEXIA SCREAMS

0:03:25 > 0:03:27REX TURNS OFF THE HAIRDRYER

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Look at me!

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Covered in filthy hair!

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Oh, it's disgusting! Get out!

0:03:43 > 0:03:44What was that noise?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Um...

0:03:46 > 0:03:49That was Alexia commenting on my grooming regime.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52I'm going to stay out of her way.

0:03:52 > 0:03:57I'll be in the training room if anyone needs me.

0:04:00 > 0:04:05Look at this dress, isn't that absolutely gorgeous?

0:04:05 > 0:04:09What? Just cos I'm a battle hardened space marine doesn't mean I can't

0:04:09 > 0:04:11take a passing interest in fashion.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13THE DRESS RIPS

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Oh, this is bad.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22FOOTSTEPS

0:04:22 > 0:04:24What was that? I heard something!

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Like a fabric-based cry for help.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29What happened? I know something happened!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31I'm sorry! It was an accident.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35An accident? You are an accident.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38A great, clumsy, galumphing pile of pixels. You ruined it!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41It's only a little rip, I can fix it. I'll make it better.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44It'll be ready for your party, I promise.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46It had better be, or space marine or no space marine

0:04:46 > 0:04:49I'll make you wish you'd never been programmed!

0:04:54 > 0:04:58I thought you said she was in a bad mood.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00How does she do that?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02So, she's gone back to the bathroom,

0:05:02 > 0:05:04we should have a bit of peace.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05< AETHELWYNNE!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Knock, knock. You screamed, madam.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14Ha, ha, ha, very funny, old boy. I need to borrow your straighteners.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Ha! Straighteners! Oh, ho, ho!

0:05:18 > 0:05:22Why would I, a manly man, have hair straighteners?

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Pull that other Pixelface,

0:05:23 > 0:05:26you'll be telling me next you haven't got curlers.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32What happened to your hair straighteners, anyway?

0:05:32 > 0:05:33We had an argument.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Well, yes, they're in my beauty box... My toolbox!

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Well, actually, if we're going to go into your beauty box,

0:05:43 > 0:05:45can I borrow a few other things?

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Help yourself.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49There's not much in there, anyway.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59See, barely worth mentioning. Help yourself.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Pilfered most of it from the game.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Just pull the lever when you're done.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Ow!

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Argh!

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Ow!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Have you done sewing before?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Looks more like acupuncture than needlework.- Shh, please!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21To get this dress repaired I need to concentrate.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25'This is the console, Sentient Force now loading.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28'Would Sergeant Riley and Romford please enter the game.'

0:06:28 > 0:06:32You're not taking your sewing into the intergalactic space battle.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Of course, got to get it finished, haven't I?

0:06:48 > 0:06:51'This is the console. Delivery in the quartermaster's stores.'

0:06:51 > 0:06:56- Delivery? Is anyone expecting anything?- Not me.- Nor me.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Well, have we the ability to order things?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- No.- No.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Shall we go and see what it is?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10QM, are you here?

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Oh, he's left a note.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16"Have gone away for the weekend.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19"Please, please, please, please don't touch anything,

0:07:19 > 0:07:21"especially deliveries.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25"You'll only end up in some sort of pickle. Love and hugs, QM."

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Shouldn't read other people's mail.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28You're absolutely right!

0:07:28 > 0:07:33Everyone forget what was in that note.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37To take our mind off it perhaps we can look at this delivery.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Mmm, good idea!

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Wow. This is for Mega Gino.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Mega who, now?

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Mega Gino.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Only the greatest computer game character in the whole of existence.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56The strongest, the fastest,

0:07:56 > 0:07:58the most heroic,

0:07:58 > 0:08:00the most moustachioed.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03And I'm his number one fan!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Must've been sent here by mistake.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09I'm not intrigued as to what's inside this enticing parcel at all.

0:08:10 > 0:08:15- Definitely shouldn't open it or anything.- No.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Oh, no, look!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19The packaging's ripped.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Well, I suggest we take off all this tatty old packaging

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- and wrap it up again all neat and lovely.- Yes.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Well, let's unwrap this baby.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38Wow!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47At last!

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Oh, tut.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54"Inner beauty cream,

0:08:54 > 0:08:57"makes your inner beauty shine through.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59"Let the world see how you really are.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02"Apply liberally and leave for two hours."

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Hmm, wow, this stuff sounds great!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Boss, I really think you ought to try and concentrate

0:09:15 > 0:09:17on this enormous space battle.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Go and have a look up top, Romford, see what's going on.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Got to get this hem finished.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33EXPLOSION

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Now, what's happening is

0:09:40 > 0:09:42thousands of enemy clone robots are,

0:09:42 > 0:09:44even as we speak, hurtling through the spaceport

0:09:44 > 0:09:48with express intent of vaporising the pair of us.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Don't worry, I've got it covered.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53How can you possibly have it covered?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55What I've done is a blanket stitch, you see that?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57You can hardly see the repair.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Oh, well I must say, you've done a blinding job there.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03GUNFIRE

0:10:03 > 0:10:09I mean, it might be a little bit revealing.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12I'm relaxed for the first time today.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16Now the cream needs to work for two hours.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Might as well take a nap.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27What is it?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29It's a power star.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32It's what gives Mega Gino his mega jump power.

0:10:32 > 0:10:37Apparently they're delicious, they taste of anything you want them to.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39It does smell amazing!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Ooh, like strawberries.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Hot buttered toast.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Boiled pig face and stinkberry.

0:10:48 > 0:10:54Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to have one little bite.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04It's amazing.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Mmm, gorgeous!

0:11:11 > 0:11:15And it's totally worth the pain, you should try it!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22ALARM RINGS

0:11:25 > 0:11:28ALEXIA GROANS

0:11:30 > 0:11:32ALEXIA SCREAMS

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Romford! Romford, where are you?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41We need more material.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45I got you some webbing from a cargo ship.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48It wasn't a cargo ship full of ballgowns was it?

0:11:48 > 0:11:51This is a subterranean space port peddling plasma gammets

0:11:51 > 0:11:53to the scum of the universe, what do you think?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Well, even robot clones need to look snazzy now and again.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59No, there weren't any dresses.

0:11:59 > 0:12:03Right, I've got some webbing, a bit of camouflage

0:12:03 > 0:12:04and a big bit of trousers.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Is that enough to make a dress?

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Well, they'll have to be, there's nothing else around.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Right, I must have total peace and quiet.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16LOUD EXPLOSION

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Oi!

0:12:21 > 0:12:25Will you keep the noise down? I'm trying to thread a needle, here.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32I mean, you can barely tell we had a bit, can you?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34No, not a mark on it.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Not a delicious mark on it.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40- We could probably have another bit, couldn't we?- The tiniest little bit.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47- Mmm.- Mmm.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Mango and coconut smoothie.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Chocolate brownie.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Guff juice soup, dog tongue fritters!

0:12:56 > 0:13:01ANIMAL NOISES

0:13:01 > 0:13:04CRASH

0:13:09 > 0:13:10MONSTER!

0:13:10 > 0:13:13THEY SCREAM

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Stand back, vile beast!

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Oh, that's right, try and enrage it.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20ALEXIA SCREAMS

0:13:20 > 0:13:23All right, gang, how's it going?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Oh, hello hairy.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27I'm Rex, lovely to meet you.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Stay away, Rex! It's dangerous!

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't think so.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36Us animals have got a very keen sense of danger, you know,

0:13:36 > 0:13:39who's nice and who isn't and, well, this hairy girl...

0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Girl?- Oh, yeah, definitely a girl.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45I'd say she's not dangerous in the least.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48A little bit sad, maybe.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50What's wrong, girl?

0:13:50 > 0:13:51I don't trust it.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54It may have eaten Alexia already. Where is she?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Oh, no, no, no, no, you wouldn't eat one of us, would you?

0:13:57 > 0:14:01I say lock her up in the training room until be QM gets back.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03We don't even know where it's from.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Lock her up? But she could be our friend.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Yeah, the sort of friend that tries to eat your head.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11We're not looking her up in there alone. I'm going with her.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12Come on.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20That's one problem sorted.

0:14:20 > 0:14:27Don't know about you but it's got me a little peckish.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Ha, ha! That's great fun!

0:14:30 > 0:14:33No? You don't want a go?

0:14:33 > 0:14:34He, he, he.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Oh, it's great, you should try it!

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Oh, what, you want me to read the rules?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Well, if you ask me there are too many rules.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49I mean, if Alexia or Aethelwynne were here

0:14:49 > 0:14:51they'd make us play by the rules of

0:14:51 > 0:14:55Dr-Buzz-tweezers-pull-bones-man-red- nose-buzz-buzz but they're not.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58And I say we should do what's fun.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00And I say this...

0:15:00 > 0:15:01..that's fun!

0:15:01 > 0:15:03ALEXIA LAUGHS

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Yeah! See? It's good, isn't it?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Good grief!

0:15:15 > 0:15:20It's like the hairy hall in the unnatural history museum in here.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21Still can't find Alexia anywhere.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Yeah, well, she's not in here.

0:15:23 > 0:15:28- Are you sure that revolting creature hasn't eaten her?- Yes, I'm sure!

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Probably sloped off to do her curtsying. Just looking for her

0:15:31 > 0:15:34because she may have used something of mine that she shouldn't have.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35What's that?

0:15:35 > 0:15:39This. I stole it from a witch in the Forest of Delkelly.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42It shows you what you're like on the inside on the outside.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Considering the mood she was in it could have some pretty

0:15:45 > 0:15:46ugly results.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50ALEXIA GROANS

0:15:50 > 0:15:51Yeah, I suppose so.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55Insufferable all day. Bossy, rude, arrogant.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Well she's not that bad.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Oh, come on, Rex, I heard the way she spoke to you.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Very difficult to like sometimes.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05We're better off without her tonight.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07I don't know.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Well, I do.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Listen, he's wrong about Alexia, you know.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19She's just lovely.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21She's probably just all tense

0:16:21 > 0:16:23and knotted up about her big party tonight.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Maybe you'll get to meet her when she comes back!

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Oh, no, you'll love Alexia, you'll just love her.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Ah! Water on the knee.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36THEY LAUGH

0:16:39 > 0:16:42I mean, you still can't really tell, can you?

0:16:42 > 0:16:43No.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Only if you're really looking.

0:16:46 > 0:16:51So, maybe just one more little bite?

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Vanilla fudge.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Butterscotch.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Ork scratchings in a cockroach sauce.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Aloha, everybody!

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Sorry, did I make you jump? - No, of course not.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Having a good weekend away, QM?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Wonderful, thank you.

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Thank you, Bevis.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28I shall see you by the pinata. Don't forget your lucky stick!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35There was one small thing.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37It seems we had a delivery by mistake.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40I need you to go to the stores, grab the package

0:17:40 > 0:17:42and send it to Mega Gino, is that clear?

0:17:42 > 0:17:44No problem at all.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47And whatever you do, don't touch it!

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Of course not!

0:17:49 > 0:17:52What would we want with a delicious mega jump star?

0:17:52 > 0:17:54What?

0:17:54 > 0:17:59QM, don't you worry. Enjoy your break. We'll send it off for you.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Bevis, put that down! Look, I've got to go now.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Do you think you can tell?

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Well maybe just one more little bite.

0:18:13 > 0:18:14Just to even it off.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Good idea.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Ow.

0:18:20 > 0:18:21Ow.

0:18:21 > 0:18:26Oh, you don't mind if I do my grooming?

0:18:26 > 0:18:29I got interrupted earlier by Alexia.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31She wanted to do herself up for the party.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34I don't know why, she looked beautiful.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40You all right?

0:18:40 > 0:18:44Oh, oh, dear, looks like you could do with some grooming yourself.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48Yeah, yeah, long all over hair is very hard to keep tidy, isn't it?

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Well, you can use one of my brushes if you like.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52There you go.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57SHE SQUEALS

0:18:57 > 0:19:02Oh, hang on, hang on, you mustn't be so rough.

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Listen...

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Well, do you...

0:19:08 > 0:19:09Do you want me to do it?

0:19:19 > 0:19:23Oh, oh, no, well, this is just a disaster!

0:19:23 > 0:19:26All I need is just a stupid square of material.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29- You might just have to admit defeat on this one.- Never.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32A space marine in a sentient war has never admitted defeat.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35What? What have you seen?

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Now that is perfect.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43THEY YELL

0:19:45 > 0:19:47That was the last of the star.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50What are we going to do now? We're in big trouble!

0:19:50 > 0:19:51Don't panic, don't panic!

0:19:51 > 0:19:53We'll make a new one. How hard can it be?

0:19:53 > 0:19:56- Make a new one? - Yes, why not?

0:19:56 > 0:19:59All we have to do is think of all the flavours in the star,

0:19:59 > 0:20:02mix it together, bake it and send it off.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03Piece of cake,

0:20:03 > 0:20:05literally.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07I can't see anything going wrong with that plan.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Can one of you get me out of here?

0:20:12 > 0:20:14There, all done.

0:20:15 > 0:20:16Have a look.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23You don't want to see?

0:20:23 > 0:20:24But you...

0:20:26 > 0:20:27You look lovely.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Of course! The enemy flag.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40- It's perfect! - Oh, no, you're not serious!

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Of course I'm serious, Romford. Romford, play some inspiring music.

0:20:43 > 0:20:48There's a certain lady out there who is relying on me to get her a dress.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50I promised her I'd have that dress ready

0:20:50 > 0:20:52and I intend to keep that promise.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55No matter what the cost.

0:20:55 > 0:21:00But you'll have to run across ground swarming with lethal clone robots

0:21:00 > 0:21:02and single-handedly scale the enemy mothership.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Oh, the boy's mad.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Romford...

0:21:09 > 0:21:10..Wish me luck!

0:21:20 > 0:21:25So, there were definitely marshmallows.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27And butterscotch sauce.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30And cat brains.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40THE MIXTURE BUBBLES

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Is that a good sign, do you think?

0:21:47 > 0:21:50I should never have let him go, here's just a boy,

0:21:50 > 0:21:54a stupid, impetuous, brave, brave, hero of a boy.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58Maybe I've lost him, maybe he's gone forever.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04I'm back, you all right?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Yeah, didn't even notice you'd gone.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Did you get the flag? - Did I get the flag?

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Who's the best space marine in the Sentient Force?

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Er, it's Alan.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17He is good, actually, isn't he, Alan?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Yeah, he's very good.

0:22:20 > 0:22:24'This is the console, Sentient Force session complete.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27'Sergeant Riley and Romford released.'

0:22:27 > 0:22:28Hello, boys, good game?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Survived an intergalactic skirmish and...

0:22:31 > 0:22:34..finished my seams off beautifully.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Oh, and they say boys can't multitask.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38- TIMER BEEPS - Oh! Here we go,

0:22:38 > 0:22:41one home-made power star coming up.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49It is pretty good. But does it work?

0:22:49 > 0:22:50I don't know.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Well, only one way to find out.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Before we send this off to Mega Gino,

0:22:54 > 0:22:58we need to taste it and see if it gives us mega jump power.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- I'm not even going to ask. - OK, everyone, just the tiniest bit.

0:23:03 > 0:23:08- Mmm, tastes pretty good. - But does it have mega jump power?

0:23:08 > 0:23:11FARTING NOISES

0:23:12 > 0:23:17Oh, my cogs, that smells like my Uncle Frank.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Really? - Yeah, he's a dog mess bin.

0:23:22 > 0:23:27Well, no mega jump power but plenty of mega TRUMP power.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Will that do, do you think?

0:23:33 > 0:23:38Well, maybe we should go and see what the others are up to, eh?

0:23:38 > 0:23:40You want to stay in here?

0:23:40 > 0:23:42But why?

0:24:02 > 0:24:06I don't understand, we only met two hours ago.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13"You're the sweetest rodent thing I've ever known

0:24:13 > 0:24:16"and I am sorry for everything."

0:24:16 > 0:24:17I don't understand.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24"I think you will soon."

0:24:27 > 0:24:28Alexia! What?

0:24:30 > 0:24:32But, but, but, the yeti!

0:24:32 > 0:24:34And you.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36The same. I don't get it.

0:24:36 > 0:24:37Oh, no!

0:24:37 > 0:24:39You were the yeti all along?

0:24:39 > 0:24:42I think, I think, yes.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Yes!

0:24:44 > 0:24:48But, but... But all those things I said about you to the yeti,

0:24:48 > 0:24:49I mean to you.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no! What an idiot!

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Calm down, yeah.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58I don't remember anything.

0:24:58 > 0:24:59Nothing.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Just one big blur.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Really?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Cross my heart.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Oh, well, listen, you'd better hurry up,

0:25:10 > 0:25:12it's probably time for your party.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Oh, gosh, I'd completely forgotten.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Maybe we have time for one last game

0:25:20 > 0:25:25of Dr-buzz-tweezers-pull-bones-red- nose-buzz-buzz game before I go.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31I haven't missed anything, have I?

0:25:31 > 0:25:37- Alexia, shouldn't you be heading off to your party?- Yes, absolutely.

0:25:37 > 0:25:41- You going like that?- Well, I don't have that much of a choice, really.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45Oh, Alexia, I finished your dress.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Oh, thank you, Riley.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Oh,

0:25:53 > 0:25:54this is...

0:25:56 > 0:25:58This is...

0:25:58 > 0:26:01- ..absolutely... - Yes?

0:26:01 > 0:26:02..gorgeous!

0:26:02 > 0:26:07Oh, I've never... seen anything like it!

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Thank you, Riley.

0:26:21 > 0:26:26Don't take this the wrong way but you look awful.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27I know.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31But, you know what, it doesn't matter.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34'This is the console. Alexia, please come to the transporter.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36'The ambassador's party is about to begin.'

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Right, well, here we go.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Have a good time.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42I'm sure we will.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45- We?- Yes.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46Fancy going to the ball?

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Oh, I'd love to!

0:26:56 > 0:26:59- Not too close, you smell like a bin. - Thank you very much.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Finally, we can relax.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Have you seen the paper?

0:27:06 > 0:27:07Get this,

0:27:07 > 0:27:10"Mega Gino has been causing a mega stink in the gaming world

0:27:10 > 0:27:12"with some world-class guffs.

0:27:12 > 0:27:17"The videogame star claims he has been sabotaged

0:27:17 > 0:27:21"and has sworn revenge on whoever is responsible."

0:27:21 > 0:27:24FARTING NOISES

0:27:25 > 0:27:28That star's really repeating on me.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31# Life's so great in a console space

0:27:31 > 0:27:34# Digitally here again

0:27:34 > 0:27:36# So much more than a pixel face

0:27:36 > 0:27:38# Living in a game

0:27:38 > 0:27:40- # Living in a game... # - 'This is the console,

0:27:40 > 0:27:42'please go to the CBBC website,

0:27:42 > 0:27:44'where the Pixelface games can now be played.'

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd