0:00:02 > 0:00:04This is The Console. Pixelface games loading.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Life's so great in a console space
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Digitally here again
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# So much more than a pixel face
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# Living in a game
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Living in a game, Living in a game
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# We're playing with the same old friends
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Everybody knows our name
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# We'll be here till the journey ends
0:00:26 > 0:00:27# Living in a game
0:00:27 > 0:00:32# Living in a game Living in a game. #
0:00:34 > 0:00:36LAUGHTER
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Ow! Mind where you're going, you pointy-toed forest-goer!
0:00:42 > 0:00:46If you will lie there in the middle of the room, what do you expect?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I'm trying to reach that can of oil.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51LAUGHTER
0:00:51 > 0:00:55- What are we watching?- It's Claireparker's Zombie Bloopers Reel.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Ow! Ow! Oh, I'll never get it.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03It might as well be up the Eiffel Tower!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06THEY LAUGH
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- This one is brilliant! - Come on! Let's have a look.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11So does not see this next shot coming.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13THEY LAUGH
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Oh, come on! Come on, let me see!
0:01:19 > 0:01:23That is priceless, I am so glad I saw this!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Oh, come on! I want to look.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Funniest thing I've ever seen! You wouldn't want to be missing this.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Ooh! Oh, come on!
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Now this is a classic, watch out for the live power cable, Mr Zombie!
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Oh, come on, shift out of the way, will you?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42His hair's standing up like that!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Oh, come on! I can't see. Can someone lift me up, please? Hello!
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Sorry, Romford.
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- There you go.- Ah, cheers. Brilliant. - That's about it.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57The rest is Aethelwynne polishing his woodland creature carvings.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00I do not believe you recorded over that!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oh, relax, there's three hours of it!
0:02:02 > 0:02:07All right, can someone lift me down now, please? Hello?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Hello? Can you...come on, please.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14It is fascinating to watch a craftsman at work.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18You see how I'm rubbing with the grain? That's terribly important.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21'Visit my website, polishingwoodenanimals.com.'
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Ohhh, how boring is this?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- You all right, Kiki?- Not really.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30There's a big inter-console ballroom competition coming up.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Everyone from Groove Academy 2's going to be in it.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36But Dean LaRouge has said he doesn't want to be my dance partner.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Can't someone else do it?
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Well, I've asked everyone else. No-one wants to.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Why? I thought you were a good dancer.- I am.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48But no-one can seem to handle my enthusiasm.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Does it have to be someone from Groove Academy 2?
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Well, it's an open competition so I suppose not.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Maybe one of the boys from here could do it?
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Ballroom requires elegance, poise, passion and grace.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07RILEY GROANS
0:03:07 > 0:03:12A-agh! Ohh! A-agh! A-a-agh!
0:03:12 > 0:03:18Ooh, look. Here comes the beeswax polish!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21'That'll get a lovely shine. And although they hang out together,
0:03:21 > 0:03:24'none of them are friends. They don't even get on.'
0:03:24 > 0:03:29Oh, yeah! Oh, that's the spot, right there! Ahh!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Can somebody help me off this chair, please? Help.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Why don't you try them out? They might surprise you.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- I'll do it meself. - CRASH
0:03:39 > 0:03:41A-a-agh! Ooh, me battery cover! A-agh!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Cor, I thought I was going to be stuck there forever.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Nearly bent me crankshaft getting off that chair.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Wish I had a proper body.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51If you're interested in that sort of thing,
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I do have a bit of a connection.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56What sort of connection?
0:03:58 > 0:04:03I know a body man. He deals with spares, shall we say.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05He could sort you out with something.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Oh, yeah, well as long as it's all above board.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13Oh, no! It's definitely not above board. It's highly illegal.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Well then, that puts me in a little bit of a tricky moral dilemma.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I understand. Take all the time you need to think it through.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24No, no, no, it's all right, I've just shut down my morality chip.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Come on, let's do it! I want limbs!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- What do you think? - Actually, it's not bad.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Great, cos I had a few thoughts about the choreography.- Oh, really?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Yeah. It's all very pretty, but it could be more efficient.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I'll show you what I mean.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08You know we start here, then we go over there,
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- then over there, back over there, and we end up there?- Yeah.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Well, how about we go straight from here to there in a straight line?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17It'd be a lot quicker. Watch.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25See? We've achieved our objective, and exposed ourselves
0:05:25 > 0:05:26to fewer alien attacks.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29There aren't any aliens here.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Exactly. Look, I'll show you again.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33No! Riley, we're not going to do that!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35What? I thought you said you wanted me to lead?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38That's what I'm doing, I'm being a leader.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Yeah, well, I'm relieving you of your duty.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Oh!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Right, what's the score?
0:05:50 > 0:05:54My body man will be here any moment now, so I'll leave you to it.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Good luck!- Cheers, Alexia.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00This is the Console. Sentient Force now loading.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Will Romford and Sgt Riley please enter the game?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Come on, Romford. We're up. - Not yet, I'll catch up with ya.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14You Romford?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Yeah.- Sweet. I've got the old... HE WHISTLES
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- The old what?- You know. The dodgy gear.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I didn't order any gears, I wanted a whole body!
0:06:23 > 0:06:27I was trying to keep it hush-hush. You know, on the old click-click!
0:06:27 > 0:06:31You didn't even complete your sentence then. You just stopped
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- and made a clicking noise. - Look, this box contains a body.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Oh, you mean the body I ordered from you illegally on the black market?
0:06:38 > 0:06:43Yes! The body you ordered illegally from me on the black market!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45All right, keep your voice down, man!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53SALSA MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Oh, Rex, what's wrong? You haven't got fleas again, have you?
0:07:01 > 0:07:07No, it's just this outfit isn't very comfortable. I prefer natural fibres.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Well, just try and manage! OK, from the top.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16So, backwards and forwards, and backwards and forwards.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Now, split into your solo section.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21OK, and what should I be doing here?
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Well, whatever you're doing, it's great. Just keep going, Rex!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29ELECTRICAL BUZZING I've got a bit of a funny feeling,
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- like all my hair is standing on end. - Oh, that's OK!
0:07:32 > 0:07:36It's the spirit of the music entering your soul!
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Actually, I think it's static electricity.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43This nylon's having a weird reaction with my fur!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45No, no, it's just the power of salsa!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Right, now, come back together again.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Yeah, I'm not sure this is a good idea. I feel pretty electric.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55No, it's fine. It's Latin fever, you're meant to feel that way.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57You're the expert.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58A-a-a-agh!
0:08:00 > 0:08:07- Agh! Agh!- Rex?- Uh-huh?- I don't think that was Latin fever.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08No.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Oh! Agh! Oh!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20I think I'm magnetic! A-agh!
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Ooh! Ballpoint pen, very nice!
0:08:27 > 0:08:31GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Incoming!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Romford!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Romford! Where are you?!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Is that all you've got?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59That was nothing! It'll take more than that to stop this soldier!
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Right, looks like I'll have to deal with this one on my own.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06BUZZING AND WHIRRING
0:09:35 > 0:09:40Fire Command. Fire Command, this is call sign Riley reporting in, over.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43"Oh, hello, Riley! How's things?"
0:09:43 > 0:09:48Yeah, fine, fine. Look, I'm in Section Five, I'm pinned down,
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I've encountered enemy hostiles.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I've been separated from my combat droid. Over.
0:09:53 > 0:09:58"Oh! That sounds like a right pickle. Rather you than me."
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Thanks. Look, I can't hold them off all by myself without my droid,
0:10:02 > 0:10:06so I need to find a way out. Please advise possible evac. Over.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10"When you say "evac," d'you mean evacuation?"
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Yeah, of course. Evacuation.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14"Why don't you just say the word then?"
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Because it's quicker. - "But it's not quicker, is it?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19"You and I have had to have this conversation, now.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22"That must've taken a minute longer than if you'd asked me
0:10:22 > 0:10:25"without the abbreviation nonsense."
0:10:31 > 0:10:33BEEPING AND WHIRRING
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Disarm, life form!
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Identify! Are you our commander or the enemy?
0:10:55 > 0:11:00- Erm...!- If you are the enemy, we must destroy you.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02If you are our commander, we must follow you.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05In that case, I'm the commander.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Greetings, Commander. What are your orders?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Shall we scan for enemy life forms in the area?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Yes...No! I mean, negative.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- I mean, just give me a minute to think about this.- As you wish.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Hmm-mmm!
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Don't worry, Kiki! I'm an excellent dancer!
0:11:35 > 0:11:41Such a relief! The others weren't up to much. Right!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Let's get started.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- What's that?- It's a maypole!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- What's it for?- For dancing, Kiki! You can't dance without a maypole!
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Right, I'll go clockwise, you go anti-clockwise.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02Pink over blue, and try not to snag the braid!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Everyone, look who's here!
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Oh, my goodness. Romford, look at you.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Yeah, I know. I am magnificent.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Wow!- It's basically a knock-off Sims background character,
0:12:34 > 0:12:39- so the coding isn't perfect. - His feet do look a little bit...
0:12:40 > 0:12:46Yeah, they're not a matching pair and they're both left feet, but...
0:12:46 > 0:12:51Still, not bad. A lot of these black-market bodies can be dodgy.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55This is a good one, you know. Plus, he threw in a bonus arm.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Is that a hook-hand?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Yeah, it was a spare from a pirate game.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- Yeah, these hands don't seem to get on.- Well, give us a spin.
0:13:05 > 0:13:10That is the one thing. If I take my hand off the wall, this happens.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11A-a-agh! Ow!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18How does this whole commander thing work, then?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21BOTH: We are programmed to the commander's orders.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25If there is no commander, we revert to our pre-programmed orders.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Which are?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30BOTH: Eliminate all organic life-forms!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33OK, OK, OK, look. Right, this is your new prime directive.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Protect your commander, that's me, at all times.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- Protect Commander!- Protect Commander!
0:13:43 > 0:13:45All right, good. That's very good.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Anything comes near me, you guys intercept it.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- WASP BUZZES - Whoa, whoa, stop! What you doing?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- I thought I saw a wasp.- Me, too.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59OK, good, a wasp. That's good. That's very good.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04I never thought having a body was going to be this hard.
0:14:04 > 0:14:10It's OK. Remember, you're only one day old. Just try a few steps.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14Right-o! Right, oh, whoa! Oh, I'm doing it, I'm doing it. Yeah, yeah.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17OK, now try to go it alone.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20No, no, don't let go! No, no, don't let go!
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- Whoa, whoa, oh, oh! - Come on! You can do it!
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- Yeah, yes, yes!- That's it.- Ohh!
0:14:28 > 0:14:33That was a perfect start. You just need practice.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37MUSIC: "We Walk" by the Ting Tings
0:16:16 > 0:16:18You all right, Kiki?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Not really. I still can't find a dance partner.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23All the boys were useless.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27Well, I thought maybe I could be your partner.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30You know, I've done lots of ballroom dances.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Debutante balls, gala balls, country balls, summer balls,
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Christmas balls, you know what I mean.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41So, I thought maybe you and I could dance together.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- That'd be so cool, I'd love that. - Great! I'd hoped you'd say that!
0:16:45 > 0:16:50Wow! We're going to look amazing!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- Ready!- Yep!- Let's go!
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Whenever you're ready.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Go on, then. You lead.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05No, you lead.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07No, I'm not being the man!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Well, I'm not going to be the man!
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- Out of the two of us, you're the one that's most like a man.- Oh!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Hmmpf!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Typical man.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Oh, yeah! Mmm, delicious.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37- That was the fastest weight-gain I've ever seen!- How has this happened?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40You're eating too much junk food, so you put on loads of weight!
0:17:40 > 0:17:41The thing about bodies,
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- you have to look after them. - Especially black-market bodies.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48They're not always that well put together.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Are you saying there's something weird about me?
0:17:50 > 0:17:55No, no, we're just saying that you've got to look after yourself.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Perhaps do some exercise. - Exercise? No, thank you.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03- Yeah, come on.- I'll consider it, but only if I can have another cake.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Actually, leave it in the tin, this time. I prefer that.
0:18:10 > 0:18:16Agh! Agh! Oh! Oh, blimey!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Oh, come on, how many more?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Ahh! Ahh!
0:18:24 > 0:18:30Come on, Romford. You can do it. Come on. One for me, do one for me.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33That's it, Romford! Come on, give it a bit of oomph!
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Blimey! Oh, no more!
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Oh, please, it's killing me!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Yay! One for Riley!
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Yay, Romford, you can do it! One more! One more! Come on!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Ohhh!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Go on, Romford. Yeah, pick yourself up.
0:18:50 > 0:18:55I promise, last time. One more. You can do it. One more.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Ooh, no, no, no.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Ahhh!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Huh-huh!
0:19:05 > 0:19:09One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Well done!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12A-agh!
0:19:22 > 0:19:25I have to hand it to you, Romford. You look amazing.
0:19:25 > 0:19:30- I can't believe how much you've toned up.- Most of it was just wind.
0:19:42 > 0:19:48Wow, Romford! You are really getting hold of your body, now, aren't you?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Oh, yeah! All that training has really improved my coordination.
0:19:51 > 0:19:56Mmm. Interesting. Hey, can you do this?
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Well, let's have a go. And...
0:20:02 > 0:20:07Da-daa, da-da-daa, da-daa, ta-dah.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- Easy!- Err, how about this?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Shouldn't be a problem.
0:20:15 > 0:20:20A-one, two, three! Ooh, ha-cha!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22OK! How about this?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Piece of cake.
0:20:28 > 0:20:34Da, da, da, a da-da, da da, da da-a-a, da!
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Romford! Please will you be my dance partner?
0:20:37 > 0:20:41What, me? A dancer? Could it possibly be true?
0:20:43 > 0:20:47# When Marimba rhythms start to play
0:20:47 > 0:20:51# Dance with me, make me sway
0:20:51 > 0:20:54# Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
0:20:54 > 0:20:58# Hold me close, sway me more
0:20:58 > 0:21:02# Like a flower bending in the breeze
0:21:02 > 0:21:06# Bend with me, sway with ease
0:21:06 > 0:21:10# When we dance, you have a way with me
0:21:10 > 0:21:14# Stay with me, sway with me. #
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Ohhhhh!
0:21:16 > 0:21:20I've never felt so free! I was at one with the music.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Especially when we're going to the left!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25You really have talent, you know.
0:21:25 > 0:21:30And being able to program the moves into your head is very convenient.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33This is so much better than blowing things up with Riley.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37This could be a new beginning for me.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Oh, my God! The final! High five!
0:21:42 > 0:21:47Er, guys, hello? I think I've finished charging now.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Excellent news, Commander.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53However, the charging bay is the most secure part of the compound.
0:21:53 > 0:21:58Right, yes, OK. Oh! I think there's a wasp in here.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Oh, no! Release him!
0:22:03 > 0:22:07OK, OK, OK, stop! I think you've scared it off.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Right, now, what are your prime directives?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12BOTH: Protect the commander.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Protect the commander, very good.
0:22:13 > 0:22:18Right, now, I'm demoting myself and I'm promoting you all to commander.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- You can't do that. - Of course I can. I'm the commander.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23I can do whatever I want.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Now, I hereby demote myself and promote you.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Er, so who's in command?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32You're the commander! You're both the commander!
0:22:32 > 0:22:36You're both equally in charge! Now, what are you going to do?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38BOTH: Protect the leader.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Exactly, protect the leader. That's very good, Number 42.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46- Now, where's the safest place? - Ooh, I know. The recharging bay.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- The rech...exactly! - What about the wasp?
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Never mind the wasp, forget the wasp. There's no wasp.
0:22:52 > 0:22:57The wasp's gone, OK. Now, in you go. Both of you, that's it. And you.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01In you go, there you go. Right, I'll be out here, I'll stand guard.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04OK, then. Promise you won't go, though?
0:23:04 > 0:23:08Of course I won't go. You're in command. I have to do what you say.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12I think he's going.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13Are you still there?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Course I'm still here.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17OK, don't go, though.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Whatever you say. You're in charge.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I thought I was in charge.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26- No, he said I was.- I'm in charge, and I command you to shut up.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Don't you tell me to shut up.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30THEY SQUABBLE
0:23:34 > 0:23:39Thank you, judges. Now onto our next contestant, would Kiki Nova
0:23:39 > 0:23:43and her partner, Romford, please take to the dancefloor?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46MUSIC PLAYS
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Oooh!
0:24:21 > 0:24:26This is the Console. Sentient Force complete. Sgt Riley released.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Oh! Phew!
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Wow! What a game!
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Ohhh... Eh?
0:24:35 > 0:24:41Yeah! Just, er, escaped from behind enemy lines.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Single handedly.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44ALL: Shhhhh!
0:24:44 > 0:24:48- We're trying to watch.- What?!
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Whoa! Is that Romford?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Yeah.- Look at his abs!
0:24:54 > 0:24:56I know.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Aww!
0:25:01 > 0:25:05I have never felt so alive.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08That trophy's as good as ours!
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Whoa!
0:25:09 > 0:25:10ALL: Ohhhh!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Romford!
0:25:12 > 0:25:17Oh, dear. I think his body's hit its use-by date.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29ALL: Ohhh!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Oh, there goes my swashbuckling arm.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34- What do we do now?- Keep going, I've still got one arm.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38I can finish as long as the legs don't...OH!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40ALL: Ohhh!
0:25:40 > 0:25:45- We're going to lose points for this! - Maybe the judges won't notice.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Just dance around me, and I'll click my fingers.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52ALL: Oh, no!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Oh, Romford! Look at you.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Don't be sad, Kiki! The light that burns twice as bright
0:25:58 > 0:26:02burns half as long, and I have burned so very brightly!
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Well, didn't they do...well?
0:26:07 > 0:26:11Judges, can we please have your scores?
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero.
0:26:15 > 0:26:21Zero point five! No, sorry, zero!
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Yep, cogs, cogs, coggity-cogs.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34So don't leave me hanging out to dry like that again!
0:26:34 > 0:26:38From now on you listen to everything I say and you obey every order!
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Well, maybe not every order but try and do most of them.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46- Yeah, all right.- Oh, and Romford, you're a great dancer.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Kiki, I know we lost, but by making me your partner,
0:26:53 > 0:26:56you achieved something much greater than winning some trophy.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59You gave me a moment of grace and beauty,
0:26:59 > 0:27:01and I will never forget that.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Oh, thanks, Romford.
0:27:03 > 0:27:09- And to commemorate it, I've made you a special trophy.- Ooh!
0:27:11 > 0:27:16Thanks Romford, I...ooh, I don't know what to say about that,
0:27:16 > 0:27:18- it's...A-A-AGH!- A-a-agh!
0:27:18 > 0:27:21One of the pirate arms is still alive!
0:27:21 > 0:27:24# Life's so great in a console space
0:27:24 > 0:27:27# Digitally here again
0:27:27 > 0:27:30# So much more than a pixel face
0:27:30 > 0:27:32# Living in a game Living in a game. #
0:27:32 > 0:27:36This is the Console. Please go to the CBBC website,
0:27:36 > 0:27:39where the Pixelface games can now be played.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd