Strictly Romford

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04This is The Console. Pixelface games loading.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Life's so great in a console space

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Digitally here again

0:00:11 > 0:00:15# So much more than a pixel face

0:00:15 > 0:00:16# Living in a game

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Living in a game, Living in a game

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# We're playing with the same old friends

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Everybody knows our name

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# We'll be here till the journey ends

0:00:26 > 0:00:27# Living in a game

0:00:27 > 0:00:32# Living in a game Living in a game. #

0:00:34 > 0:00:36LAUGHTER

0:00:38 > 0:00:42Ow! Mind where you're going, you pointy-toed forest-goer!

0:00:42 > 0:00:46If you will lie there in the middle of the room, what do you expect?

0:00:46 > 0:00:48I'm trying to reach that can of oil.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51LAUGHTER

0:00:51 > 0:00:55- What are we watching?- It's Claireparker's Zombie Bloopers Reel.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Ow! Ow! Oh, I'll never get it.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03It might as well be up the Eiffel Tower!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06THEY LAUGH

0:01:06 > 0:01:09- This one is brilliant! - Come on! Let's have a look.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11So does not see this next shot coming.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13THEY LAUGH

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Oh, come on! Come on, let me see!

0:01:19 > 0:01:23That is priceless, I am so glad I saw this!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Oh, come on! I want to look.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Funniest thing I've ever seen! You wouldn't want to be missing this.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Ooh! Oh, come on!

0:01:31 > 0:01:35Now this is a classic, watch out for the live power cable, Mr Zombie!

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Oh, come on, shift out of the way, will you?

0:01:40 > 0:01:42His hair's standing up like that!

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Oh, come on! I can't see. Can someone lift me up, please? Hello!

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Sorry, Romford.

0:01:48 > 0:01:53- There you go.- Ah, cheers. Brilliant. - That's about it.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57The rest is Aethelwynne polishing his woodland creature carvings.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00I do not believe you recorded over that!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oh, relax, there's three hours of it!

0:02:02 > 0:02:07All right, can someone lift me down now, please? Hello?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Hello? Can you...come on, please.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14It is fascinating to watch a craftsman at work.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18You see how I'm rubbing with the grain? That's terribly important.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21'Visit my website, polishingwoodenanimals.com.'

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Ohhh, how boring is this?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- You all right, Kiki?- Not really.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30There's a big inter-console ballroom competition coming up.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Everyone from Groove Academy 2's going to be in it.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36But Dean LaRouge has said he doesn't want to be my dance partner.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Can't someone else do it?

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Well, I've asked everyone else. No-one wants to.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Why? I thought you were a good dancer.- I am.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48But no-one can seem to handle my enthusiasm.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Does it have to be someone from Groove Academy 2?

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Well, it's an open competition so I suppose not.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58Maybe one of the boys from here could do it?

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Ballroom requires elegance, poise, passion and grace.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07RILEY GROANS

0:03:07 > 0:03:12A-agh! Ohh! A-agh! A-a-agh!

0:03:12 > 0:03:18Ooh, look. Here comes the beeswax polish!

0:03:18 > 0:03:21'That'll get a lovely shine. And although they hang out together,

0:03:21 > 0:03:24'none of them are friends. They don't even get on.'

0:03:24 > 0:03:29Oh, yeah! Oh, that's the spot, right there! Ahh!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Can somebody help me off this chair, please? Help.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Why don't you try them out? They might surprise you.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- I'll do it meself. - CRASH

0:03:39 > 0:03:41A-a-agh! Ooh, me battery cover! A-agh!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Cor, I thought I was going to be stuck there forever.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Nearly bent me crankshaft getting off that chair.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Wish I had a proper body.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51If you're interested in that sort of thing,

0:03:51 > 0:03:54I do have a bit of a connection.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56What sort of connection?

0:03:58 > 0:04:03I know a body man. He deals with spares, shall we say.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05He could sort you out with something.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Oh, yeah, well as long as it's all above board.

0:04:08 > 0:04:13Oh, no! It's definitely not above board. It's highly illegal.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17Well then, that puts me in a little bit of a tricky moral dilemma.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20I understand. Take all the time you need to think it through.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24No, no, no, it's all right, I've just shut down my morality chip.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Come on, let's do it! I want limbs!

0:04:29 > 0:04:32SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS

0:04:51 > 0:04:55- What do you think? - Actually, it's not bad.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Great, cos I had a few thoughts about the choreography.- Oh, really?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Yeah. It's all very pretty, but it could be more efficient.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04I'll show you what I mean.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08You know we start here, then we go over there,

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- then over there, back over there, and we end up there?- Yeah.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15Well, how about we go straight from here to there in a straight line?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17It'd be a lot quicker. Watch.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25See? We've achieved our objective, and exposed ourselves

0:05:25 > 0:05:26to fewer alien attacks.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29There aren't any aliens here.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Exactly. Look, I'll show you again.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33No! Riley, we're not going to do that!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35What? I thought you said you wanted me to lead?

0:05:35 > 0:05:38That's what I'm doing, I'm being a leader.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Yeah, well, I'm relieving you of your duty.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Oh!

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Right, what's the score?

0:05:50 > 0:05:54My body man will be here any moment now, so I'll leave you to it.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Good luck!- Cheers, Alexia.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00This is the Console. Sentient Force now loading.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Will Romford and Sgt Riley please enter the game?

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Come on, Romford. We're up. - Not yet, I'll catch up with ya.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14You Romford?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Yeah.- Sweet. I've got the old... HE WHISTLES

0:06:17 > 0:06:20- The old what?- You know. The dodgy gear.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23I didn't order any gears, I wanted a whole body!

0:06:23 > 0:06:27I was trying to keep it hush-hush. You know, on the old click-click!

0:06:27 > 0:06:31You didn't even complete your sentence then. You just stopped

0:06:31 > 0:06:35- and made a clicking noise. - Look, this box contains a body.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Oh, you mean the body I ordered from you illegally on the black market?

0:06:38 > 0:06:43Yes! The body you ordered illegally from me on the black market!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45All right, keep your voice down, man!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53SALSA MUSIC PLAYS

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Oh, Rex, what's wrong? You haven't got fleas again, have you?

0:07:01 > 0:07:07No, it's just this outfit isn't very comfortable. I prefer natural fibres.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Well, just try and manage! OK, from the top.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16So, backwards and forwards, and backwards and forwards.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Now, split into your solo section.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21OK, and what should I be doing here?

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Well, whatever you're doing, it's great. Just keep going, Rex!

0:07:25 > 0:07:29ELECTRICAL BUZZING I've got a bit of a funny feeling,

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- like all my hair is standing on end. - Oh, that's OK!

0:07:32 > 0:07:36It's the spirit of the music entering your soul!

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Actually, I think it's static electricity.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43This nylon's having a weird reaction with my fur!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45No, no, it's just the power of salsa!

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Right, now, come back together again.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Yeah, I'm not sure this is a good idea. I feel pretty electric.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55No, it's fine. It's Latin fever, you're meant to feel that way.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57You're the expert.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58A-a-a-agh!

0:08:00 > 0:08:07- Agh! Agh!- Rex?- Uh-huh?- I don't think that was Latin fever.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08No.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Oh! Agh! Oh!

0:08:16 > 0:08:20I think I'm magnetic! A-agh!

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Ooh! Ballpoint pen, very nice!

0:08:27 > 0:08:31GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Incoming!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Romford!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Romford! Where are you?!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Is that all you've got?

0:08:55 > 0:08:59That was nothing! It'll take more than that to stop this soldier!

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Right, looks like I'll have to deal with this one on my own.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06BUZZING AND WHIRRING

0:09:35 > 0:09:40Fire Command. Fire Command, this is call sign Riley reporting in, over.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43"Oh, hello, Riley! How's things?"

0:09:43 > 0:09:48Yeah, fine, fine. Look, I'm in Section Five, I'm pinned down,

0:09:48 > 0:09:50I've encountered enemy hostiles.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53I've been separated from my combat droid. Over.

0:09:53 > 0:09:58"Oh! That sounds like a right pickle. Rather you than me."

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Thanks. Look, I can't hold them off all by myself without my droid,

0:10:02 > 0:10:06so I need to find a way out. Please advise possible evac. Over.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10"When you say "evac," d'you mean evacuation?"

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Yeah, of course. Evacuation.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14"Why don't you just say the word then?"

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Because it's quicker. - "But it's not quicker, is it?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19"You and I have had to have this conversation, now.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22"That must've taken a minute longer than if you'd asked me

0:10:22 > 0:10:25"without the abbreviation nonsense."

0:10:31 > 0:10:33BEEPING AND WHIRRING

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Disarm, life form!

0:10:51 > 0:10:55Identify! Are you our commander or the enemy?

0:10:55 > 0:11:00- Erm...!- If you are the enemy, we must destroy you.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02If you are our commander, we must follow you.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05In that case, I'm the commander.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Greetings, Commander. What are your orders?

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Shall we scan for enemy life forms in the area?

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Yes...No! I mean, negative.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16- I mean, just give me a minute to think about this.- As you wish.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:28 > 0:11:29Hmm-mmm!

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Don't worry, Kiki! I'm an excellent dancer!

0:11:35 > 0:11:41Such a relief! The others weren't up to much. Right!

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Let's get started.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51- What's that?- It's a maypole!

0:11:51 > 0:11:54- What's it for?- For dancing, Kiki! You can't dance without a maypole!

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Right, I'll go clockwise, you go anti-clockwise.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02Pink over blue, and try not to snag the braid!

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Everyone, look who's here!

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Oh, my goodness. Romford, look at you.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Yeah, I know. I am magnificent.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Wow!- It's basically a knock-off Sims background character,

0:12:34 > 0:12:39- so the coding isn't perfect. - His feet do look a little bit...

0:12:40 > 0:12:46Yeah, they're not a matching pair and they're both left feet, but...

0:12:46 > 0:12:51Still, not bad. A lot of these black-market bodies can be dodgy.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55This is a good one, you know. Plus, he threw in a bonus arm.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Is that a hook-hand?

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Yeah, it was a spare from a pirate game.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05- Yeah, these hands don't seem to get on.- Well, give us a spin.

0:13:05 > 0:13:10That is the one thing. If I take my hand off the wall, this happens.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11A-a-agh! Ow!

0:13:16 > 0:13:18How does this whole commander thing work, then?

0:13:18 > 0:13:21BOTH: We are programmed to the commander's orders.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25If there is no commander, we revert to our pre-programmed orders.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Which are?

0:13:27 > 0:13:30BOTH: Eliminate all organic life-forms!

0:13:30 > 0:13:33OK, OK, OK, look. Right, this is your new prime directive.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Protect your commander, that's me, at all times.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40- Protect Commander!- Protect Commander!

0:13:43 > 0:13:45All right, good. That's very good.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Anything comes near me, you guys intercept it.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- WASP BUZZES - Whoa, whoa, stop! What you doing?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54- I thought I saw a wasp.- Me, too.

0:13:54 > 0:13:59OK, good, a wasp. That's good. That's very good.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04I never thought having a body was going to be this hard.

0:14:04 > 0:14:10It's OK. Remember, you're only one day old. Just try a few steps.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14Right-o! Right, oh, whoa! Oh, I'm doing it, I'm doing it. Yeah, yeah.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17OK, now try to go it alone.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20No, no, don't let go! No, no, don't let go!

0:14:20 > 0:14:24- Whoa, whoa, oh, oh! - Come on! You can do it!

0:14:24 > 0:14:28- Yeah, yes, yes!- That's it.- Ohh!

0:14:28 > 0:14:33That was a perfect start. You just need practice.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37MUSIC: "We Walk" by the Ting Tings

0:16:16 > 0:16:18You all right, Kiki?

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Not really. I still can't find a dance partner.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23All the boys were useless.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27Well, I thought maybe I could be your partner.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30You know, I've done lots of ballroom dances.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34Debutante balls, gala balls, country balls, summer balls,

0:16:34 > 0:16:38Christmas balls, you know what I mean.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41So, I thought maybe you and I could dance together.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45- That'd be so cool, I'd love that. - Great! I'd hoped you'd say that!

0:16:45 > 0:16:50Wow! We're going to look amazing!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52- Ready!- Yep!- Let's go!

0:16:57 > 0:16:58Whenever you're ready.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Go on, then. You lead.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05No, you lead.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07No, I'm not being the man!

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Well, I'm not going to be the man!

0:17:09 > 0:17:13- Out of the two of us, you're the one that's most like a man.- Oh!

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Hmmpf!

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Typical man.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Oh, yeah! Mmm, delicious.

0:17:32 > 0:17:37- That was the fastest weight-gain I've ever seen!- How has this happened?

0:17:37 > 0:17:40You're eating too much junk food, so you put on loads of weight!

0:17:40 > 0:17:41The thing about bodies,

0:17:41 > 0:17:45- you have to look after them. - Especially black-market bodies.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48They're not always that well put together.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Are you saying there's something weird about me?

0:17:50 > 0:17:55No, no, we're just saying that you've got to look after yourself.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Perhaps do some exercise. - Exercise? No, thank you.

0:17:58 > 0:18:03- Yeah, come on.- I'll consider it, but only if I can have another cake.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Actually, leave it in the tin, this time. I prefer that.

0:18:10 > 0:18:16Agh! Agh! Oh! Oh, blimey!

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Oh, come on, how many more?

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Ahh! Ahh!

0:18:24 > 0:18:30Come on, Romford. You can do it. Come on. One for me, do one for me.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33That's it, Romford! Come on, give it a bit of oomph!

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Blimey! Oh, no more!

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Oh, please, it's killing me!

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Yay! One for Riley!

0:18:41 > 0:18:45Yay, Romford, you can do it! One more! One more! Come on!

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Ohhh!

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Go on, Romford. Yeah, pick yourself up.

0:18:50 > 0:18:55I promise, last time. One more. You can do it. One more.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59Ooh, no, no, no.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02Ahhh!

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Huh-huh!

0:19:05 > 0:19:09One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Well done!

0:19:09 > 0:19:12A-agh!

0:19:22 > 0:19:25I have to hand it to you, Romford. You look amazing.

0:19:25 > 0:19:30- I can't believe how much you've toned up.- Most of it was just wind.

0:19:42 > 0:19:48Wow, Romford! You are really getting hold of your body, now, aren't you?

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Oh, yeah! All that training has really improved my coordination.

0:19:51 > 0:19:56Mmm. Interesting. Hey, can you do this?

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Well, let's have a go. And...

0:20:02 > 0:20:07Da-daa, da-da-daa, da-daa, ta-dah.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11- Easy!- Err, how about this?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Shouldn't be a problem.

0:20:15 > 0:20:20A-one, two, three! Ooh, ha-cha!

0:20:20 > 0:20:22OK! How about this?

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Piece of cake.

0:20:28 > 0:20:34Da, da, da, a da-da, da da, da da-a-a, da!

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Romford! Please will you be my dance partner?

0:20:37 > 0:20:41What, me? A dancer? Could it possibly be true?

0:20:43 > 0:20:47# When Marimba rhythms start to play

0:20:47 > 0:20:51# Dance with me, make me sway

0:20:51 > 0:20:54# Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore

0:20:54 > 0:20:58# Hold me close, sway me more

0:20:58 > 0:21:02# Like a flower bending in the breeze

0:21:02 > 0:21:06# Bend with me, sway with ease

0:21:06 > 0:21:10# When we dance, you have a way with me

0:21:10 > 0:21:14# Stay with me, sway with me. #

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Ohhhhh!

0:21:16 > 0:21:20I've never felt so free! I was at one with the music.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Especially when we're going to the left!

0:21:22 > 0:21:25You really have talent, you know.

0:21:25 > 0:21:30And being able to program the moves into your head is very convenient.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33This is so much better than blowing things up with Riley.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37This could be a new beginning for me.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Oh, my God! The final! High five!

0:21:42 > 0:21:47Er, guys, hello? I think I've finished charging now.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Excellent news, Commander.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53However, the charging bay is the most secure part of the compound.

0:21:53 > 0:21:58Right, yes, OK. Oh! I think there's a wasp in here.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Oh, no! Release him!

0:22:03 > 0:22:07OK, OK, OK, stop! I think you've scared it off.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Right, now, what are your prime directives?

0:22:10 > 0:22:12BOTH: Protect the commander.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Protect the commander, very good.

0:22:13 > 0:22:18Right, now, I'm demoting myself and I'm promoting you all to commander.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21- You can't do that. - Of course I can. I'm the commander.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23I can do whatever I want.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27Now, I hereby demote myself and promote you.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Er, so who's in command?

0:22:29 > 0:22:32You're the commander! You're both the commander!

0:22:32 > 0:22:36You're both equally in charge! Now, what are you going to do?

0:22:36 > 0:22:38BOTH: Protect the leader.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42Exactly, protect the leader. That's very good, Number 42.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46- Now, where's the safest place? - Ooh, I know. The recharging bay.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48- The rech...exactly! - What about the wasp?

0:22:48 > 0:22:52Never mind the wasp, forget the wasp. There's no wasp.

0:22:52 > 0:22:57The wasp's gone, OK. Now, in you go. Both of you, that's it. And you.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01In you go, there you go. Right, I'll be out here, I'll stand guard.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04OK, then. Promise you won't go, though?

0:23:04 > 0:23:08Of course I won't go. You're in command. I have to do what you say.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12I think he's going.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13Are you still there?

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Course I'm still here.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17OK, don't go, though.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Whatever you say. You're in charge.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22I thought I was in charge.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26- No, he said I was.- I'm in charge, and I command you to shut up.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Don't you tell me to shut up.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30THEY SQUABBLE

0:23:34 > 0:23:39Thank you, judges. Now onto our next contestant, would Kiki Nova

0:23:39 > 0:23:43and her partner, Romford, please take to the dancefloor?

0:23:43 > 0:23:46MUSIC PLAYS

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Oooh!

0:24:21 > 0:24:26This is the Console. Sentient Force complete. Sgt Riley released.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Oh! Phew!

0:24:28 > 0:24:31Wow! What a game!

0:24:31 > 0:24:35Ohhh... Eh?

0:24:35 > 0:24:41Yeah! Just, er, escaped from behind enemy lines.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Single handedly.

0:24:43 > 0:24:44ALL: Shhhhh!

0:24:44 > 0:24:48- We're trying to watch.- What?!

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Whoa! Is that Romford?

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Yeah.- Look at his abs!

0:24:54 > 0:24:56I know.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Aww!

0:25:01 > 0:25:05I have never felt so alive.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08That trophy's as good as ours!

0:25:08 > 0:25:09Whoa!

0:25:09 > 0:25:10ALL: Ohhhh!

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Romford!

0:25:12 > 0:25:17Oh, dear. I think his body's hit its use-by date.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29ALL: Ohhh!

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Oh, there goes my swashbuckling arm.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34- What do we do now?- Keep going, I've still got one arm.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38I can finish as long as the legs don't...OH!

0:25:38 > 0:25:40ALL: Ohhh!

0:25:40 > 0:25:45- We're going to lose points for this! - Maybe the judges won't notice.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Just dance around me, and I'll click my fingers.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52ALL: Oh, no!

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Oh, Romford! Look at you.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Don't be sad, Kiki! The light that burns twice as bright

0:25:58 > 0:26:02burns half as long, and I have burned so very brightly!

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Well, didn't they do...well?

0:26:07 > 0:26:11Judges, can we please have your scores?

0:26:11 > 0:26:15Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero.

0:26:15 > 0:26:21Zero point five! No, sorry, zero!

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Yep, cogs, cogs, coggity-cogs.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34So don't leave me hanging out to dry like that again!

0:26:34 > 0:26:38From now on you listen to everything I say and you obey every order!

0:26:39 > 0:26:42Well, maybe not every order but try and do most of them.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46- Yeah, all right.- Oh, and Romford, you're a great dancer.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53Kiki, I know we lost, but by making me your partner,

0:26:53 > 0:26:56you achieved something much greater than winning some trophy.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59You gave me a moment of grace and beauty,

0:26:59 > 0:27:01and I will never forget that.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Oh, thanks, Romford.

0:27:03 > 0:27:09- And to commemorate it, I've made you a special trophy.- Ooh!

0:27:11 > 0:27:16Thanks Romford, I...ooh, I don't know what to say about that,

0:27:16 > 0:27:18- it's...A-A-AGH!- A-a-agh!

0:27:18 > 0:27:21One of the pirate arms is still alive!

0:27:21 > 0:27:24# Life's so great in a console space

0:27:24 > 0:27:27# Digitally here again

0:27:27 > 0:27:30# So much more than a pixel face

0:27:30 > 0:27:32# Living in a game Living in a game. #

0:27:32 > 0:27:36This is the Console. Please go to the CBBC website,

0:27:36 > 0:27:39where the Pixelface games can now be played.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd