0:00:02 > 0:00:04This is The Console. Pixelface games loading.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Life's so great In a console space
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Digitally here again
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# So much more than a pixel face
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# Living in a game
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Living in a game Living in a game
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# We're playing with the same old friends
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Everybody knows our name
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# We'll be here till the journey ends
0:00:26 > 0:00:27# Living in a game
0:00:27 > 0:00:32# Living in a game Living in a game. #
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Next slide, please, Romford.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Oh, yes, yes. This is me in the Forest Of Lost Souls.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48I'd say I look rather dashing shot from the side, he-he.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Now, how many more pictures, Aethelwynne?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53I'm running low on battery.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Only a dozen or so.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58A dozen? That's hundreds!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00No, Rex, a dozen is 12, remember?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03One, two,
0:01:03 > 0:01:0518, nine,
0:01:05 > 0:01:07100,
0:01:07 > 0:01:10four, twelvety, minty-seven...
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Three?
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Oh, this is useless!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16I'm much better with stuff I can understand!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18What do you mean?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Romford, put up a picture of some fruits.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21A-ha.
0:01:23 > 0:01:2614 apples, 81 grapes, two plums, five bananas and a mango.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Spot on. That's amazing.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Somehow, fruit just makes sense to me.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33How remarkable(!)
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Now, back to me.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Oh! Now, this is amazing.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40I was right beside this sleeping orc.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42I had to be dreadfully careful not to wake him.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45I'm surprised the smell didn't give you away.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47What is it, by the way?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Yes. Well, I had to wade through the sewer bog of Shankutar.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52It is rather pongy.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Aaaah!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04That orc looks pretty dangerous. Weren't you scared?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Me? In the slightest.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11No, I don't, I don't get scared by anything, Rex.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Oh, well, you look pretty scared there...
0:02:14 > 0:02:16What? No!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- No, no, no. That's the face I do when I'm being brave.- Oh!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23That's my brave run.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Aethelwynne!- Aaaah!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29And this is my brave, er...
0:02:29 > 0:02:31hugging-a-space-marine move.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Oh!
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Did I miss the meeting where we all agreed to trample mud everywhere
0:02:39 > 0:02:40and not lift a finger to clean up?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Right, so we all agree.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44We are trampling mud around and
0:02:44 > 0:02:45never lifting a finger to clean up.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47All those in favour.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Mm... Oh...
0:02:55 > 0:02:57We should probably clear up though.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Just as long as it gets done.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Absolutely. We'll start right away.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03All right then, let's do it.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Can't we see a few more of my screenshots?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12I think we are all a bit bored of your screenshots, Aethelwynne.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15It's either that or the cleaning.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19He-he-he...
0:03:22 > 0:03:24This is me killing time in the forest.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26This is The Console.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Legend Hunter session complete.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Alexia released.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Oh... I'm so exhausted!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38He's unlocked the Egyptian section.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Egypt...
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Wow! That must have been amazing.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Nah, it was all right.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I had to scale over a pyramid and paraglide over a sphinx.
0:03:47 > 0:03:52And had a high-speed motorbike chase through Cairo. Same old, same old.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Me and Romford, yeah.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58We had a brilliant chopper ride over an alien stronghold.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59It's very noisy in here?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Er... what?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03I said it's very noisy in here!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I can't hear you! What are you saying?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09I said it's very noisy in here!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Oh, is it? I hadn't really noticed.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Eh?!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16My ears are still ringing, honestly.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18What about you, Romford? Can you hear properly yet?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21No, no, you're all right. I've already had lunch.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27I wish I could fly helicopters in my game. Or go to Egypt.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Aethelwynne!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Aaaah!
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Is it brave o'clock already, then?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I was about to start cleaning, honestly.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39And the rest of you? You've done nothing!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42I thought we agreed we were going to stick to the rota!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Oh, come on, Claireparker.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Look, we've only missed a few days.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Um...
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Oh.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Oh, maybe a few more days.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I do everything around here.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Vacuuming, polishing, dusting...
0:04:55 > 0:04:59making massive cleaning rotas!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Rex, your bed...
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Arg!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31What? Sometimes I get peckish at night.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34And Riley, the bathroom is disgusting.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38I was just cleaning my teeth! Did I get toothpaste on the mirror?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Alexia?
0:05:56 > 0:05:57What!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Oh, no, no, no, don't look at me. It's not my fault.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01I'm used to having staff.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04I'm shattered from my fight with the orc.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06And I'm tired from dancing all the time.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Yeah, and I actually haven't got any arms.
0:06:08 > 0:06:14ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Enough! Enough!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Look, if we all work as a team,
0:06:19 > 0:06:21it won't take any time at all.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Claireparker is right. We'll do it properly.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Right, let's get this over with.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Erm... Riley, you're to do the bathroom.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Er... Alexia, it's your time to mop up.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Oh! Er...
0:06:40 > 0:06:45Kiki and Rex, you can help me fold up this massive rota.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46This is The Console.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Rental game loading.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Oh, the boy must have rented a game.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Oh, I wonder what it can be.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56No, I told you, I've already had my lunch.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Game loading in ten seconds.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01ALL: Oh!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Ten seconds! That's going to take hours!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Now, lovely graphics. Oh!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16ALL: Wow!
0:07:19 > 0:07:24Oh, that looks amazing! I'd love to be in a game like that!
0:07:24 > 0:07:28ALL: Oh, no, come on! Where's it gone?
0:07:28 > 0:07:29I've got a new game.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33It's called Let's All Do The Cleaning We Promised To Do!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Ha! Well, that sounds like a really boring...
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Oh, I see.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Aethelwynne.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Kiki.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Alexia.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Romford.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Rex.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53And Riley.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Everyone ready?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Let's get to work!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Ah-hmm!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00This is your captain speaking.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Permission to land.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Route Captain David Glover.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Touching down.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Wow! A real-life pilot!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Oh, ha!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18A talking... weasel...
0:08:18 > 0:08:21dog panda, ha!
0:08:21 > 0:08:22How delightful.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Shouldn't he be in the hold or something, quarantine and so forth.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Oh, my goodness!
0:08:28 > 0:08:32You two sophisticated ladies must be first-class passengers!
0:08:32 > 0:08:33BOTH: Oh, he-he...
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Will you be staying with us long?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Well, my game has been rented for a week.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41So I may have to impose on you for a few nights, yes.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Well, actually, we're in the middle of a bit of a tidy up.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Oh, Claireparker.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Captains don't do cleaning.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Now, now. Hang on.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Just because I am a highly-qualified pilot
0:08:52 > 0:08:55with a glamorous and exciting lifestyle
0:08:55 > 0:08:59doesn't mean that I won't muck in with the rest of you.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02No, I'm not too precious to help with cleaning. Eh?, ha ha! Eh?!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18There you go.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Oh... Now, that vacuuming action
0:09:21 > 0:09:24may strain my undercarriage lowering arm.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25You seem this movement here?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Well, I can't risk damaging that. See?
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Of course.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Tell you what. I'll do the vacuuming, if you like.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33You can pick up the rubbish.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oh! Splendid idea, Rex!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Only...
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Oh, don't want to get your hands dirty?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Spot on, Claireparker.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43You see, I need to keep my hands clean
0:09:43 > 0:09:45because if I get any dust or grit on them,
0:09:45 > 0:09:49they may slip while I'm lowering the undercarriage.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Fine, just take this.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Ah-hmm...
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Er... Aethelwynne, old chap.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02I'm slightly at a loss as to what to do with this tiny yellow towel.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Should I find a tiny yellow towel rail to hang it on, or...
0:10:06 > 0:10:08It's a duster.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10For dusting.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Oh... Oh... Ha!
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Oh! Oh, I can't risk getting any dust on my epaulettes.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20I mean, what if I sneeze during a particularly difficult descent?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Landing is extremely difficult, you know.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Although please don't think I'm trying to avoid my share of the work.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Oh! Just have a seat. We'll do your chores for you.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Really?
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Thanks, awfully.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Well, I feel like I should really be doing something.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Erm... Can fix anyone and drink?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Oh, if it's not too much trouble.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Oh!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56There's normally a button or something to call the stewardess.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Um... Shall I make the noise myself?
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Erm, yeah, why not?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Bing-bong!
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Hello, stewardess.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Bing-bong! Stewardess.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14I thought you might like a little fruit-based drink.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Oh, I say!
0:11:15 > 0:11:19I seem to have wandered into first class! He-he!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22How thoughtful. You shouldn't have.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Mm! Bing-bong!
0:11:24 > 0:11:26This needs ice.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Oh! Erm...- Thanks.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Oh! Captain! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:11:36 > 0:11:40I thought I'd cook you a special dinner tonight.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Oh, well, don't go to any trouble for me.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45I really don't want to be any bother.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Anything would do. Maybe just some...
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Duck a l'ancienne.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Duck a l'ancienne.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Good old duck a l'ancienne.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Delicious. Ha-ha-ha!
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Oh! How I love duck a l'ancienne.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Ha-ha-ha! OK. He-he!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09What exactly is duck a l'ancienne?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Oh, well, it's very simple, really.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Pan-fried duck breast
0:12:14 > 0:12:15covered in a thyme crust,
0:12:15 > 0:12:20and flambeed in a raspberry juice served on a nest of carrot julienne
0:12:20 > 0:12:23drizzled with an aniseed and samphire dressing.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Oh, yes.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27I mean, that's exactly what I thought it was. He-he...
0:12:27 > 0:12:29So we'll, er...we'll have that!
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Ha-ha-ha!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Although I don't want to be any trouble!
0:12:34 > 0:12:35No trouble.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Er... Bing-bong!
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Although if the thyme and the carrots could be organic.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43And the aniseed Turkish.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Perfect! Ha!
0:12:54 > 0:12:57This is your dashing pilot Rex Dynamo speaking.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Welcome aboard.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05We are cruising at a height of approximately...
0:13:05 > 0:13:08three feet,
0:13:08 > 0:13:11and we are about to begin our descent into take off. He!
0:13:16 > 0:13:21Mmm, this airline food's not bad.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Ah!
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Ouch...
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Oh, bravo!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Your game must be splendid fun!
0:13:34 > 0:13:38It is, but I don't get to travel anywhere, not like you.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Oh, no, no, no. My life isn't that great.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Oh, I bet it is.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I don't like to boast, but I suppose it is
0:13:46 > 0:13:49rather adventurous and challenging. Ha-ha.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Varied and dynamic, manly, exciting and brilliant.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Oh! You must see so many places.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Oh, Kiki, I have travelled this globe from one corner to the other.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Tokyo, New York,
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Bournemouth.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07I've been there, done them and got the T-shirt.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Wow!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Not literally.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13I mean, it wouldn't do to...fly a powerful airliner in just a T-shirt.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Oh, of course not.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17But it is rather splendid fun, he!
0:14:17 > 0:14:22Thousands of feet high. No-one else around, just you and the clouds.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Cruising in the sunshine. The world at your feet.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Oh, I'd love to see something different.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31I wonder if maybe I...
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I am Officer Rex reporting for duty!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Oh, yes, Rex. Very good!
0:14:35 > 0:14:37What a lovely...hat.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Thank you. Ham and pineapple.- Ooh.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41So, I was thinking that...
0:14:41 > 0:14:45I was wondering, do you need any co-pilots?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Cos I think I'd be pretty good. - Erm, not right now, Rex.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50But I'll keep you in mind.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52What I was going to say is...
0:14:52 > 0:14:53This is your co-pilot speaking.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56If you look to your left, you will see the Taj Mahal,
0:14:56 > 0:14:59just in between the Eiffel Tower and Stonehenge.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Yes, Rex, excellent! Now, Captain, what I was trying...
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Bing-bong! Officer Rex to air traffic control.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Please fasten my seat belt.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Rex! I'm trying...- I'm beginning my descend into the airport.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Stewardesses to manual, jets to warp speed.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Rex!
0:15:12 > 0:15:16I'm trying to talk to the real pilot. Not a silly pretend one!
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Sorry, Kiki.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Now, Captain,
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I was thinking...
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Maybe I could go on a flight with you, experience it for myself.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Oh, but you can't! Um... because, er...
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Because you can't possibly go in another game.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38No-one will know.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41I'd love it up there. It's fascinating.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Aviation regulations are very strict, you know.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48We could go anywhere. New York, Tokyo, Bournemouth!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Civilians aren't allowed in the cockpit.- Please!
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Um... I need to go now, and, and do some... pre-flight checks.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Um... Bing-bong, the exits are here.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Here. And here.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Young Rex, what can I do for you?
0:16:13 > 0:16:18Er... I was wondering.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21I was wondering, er...
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Why are you wearing a dress?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25What, this old thing?
0:16:25 > 0:16:29I've been beta-testing the costume randomiser.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31There, that's better.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Now, what can I do for you?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I was wondering if I could take a look at the pilot's game manual?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39I want to try and be a proper pilot,
0:16:39 > 0:16:41not a silly pretend one.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Well, let's have a look.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Oops! I must have pressed the button by mistake.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Ole!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Oh! Oh, that looks complicated.
0:16:55 > 0:17:01That's just the introduction. Then you've got your Basic Avionics.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05And your Secondary In-Flight Functions,
0:17:05 > 0:17:08followed closely by your Appendix.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11And then, the Appendix to the Appendix.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Oh...
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- Then, you might want to have a go at this.- What's that?
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- It's a book on how to read. - Oh, right, oh.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Oh, I really don't like this cape.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Oh, I don't think so.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Oh, that's better. I'm rather fond of this one.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Oh, he.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Oh...
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Alexia! Have you finished cleaning the kitchen?
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Of course not! I'm far too busy buffing the pilot's epaulettes.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Buffing the pilot's epaulettes?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54I don't remember that being on the rota.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Oh, listen, Aethelwynne, I need...
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Oh, really, Claireparker, I have no time to clean!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02I'm trying to prepare duck a l'ancienne
0:18:02 > 0:18:04and I can't find any Turkish aniseed.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- We only have Welsh!- Oh!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Oh, Riley. Have you...
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Sorry, Claireparker. I cannot stop.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17I've got to steam the pilot's box of shorts.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Testing. One, two, three.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Bong!
0:18:31 > 0:18:36The pilot requires immediate assistance in the lounge.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39That's immediate assistance in the lounge.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Blimey! I never knew I could do that.
0:18:46 > 0:18:51- Watch it!- Sorry, Alexia. I think I'm getting the hang of this though.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Oh, it's a plane!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57What's happened? What's the emergency?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Now, listen up, guys. This is getting out of control.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Take a look at yourself.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Steaming his epaulettes.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Cooking his pants. Buffing his duck!
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Oh, and Rex, take that silly thing off your head.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12I can't! It's stuck!
0:19:12 > 0:19:15I think the cheese is congealed in my fur.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Oh... What happened to the rota?
0:19:18 > 0:19:22I thought we were all going to work as a team.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Sorry, Claireparker.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26I suppose we got a little carried away.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Right. Well, let's try and get back to the plan.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Now, Kiki is up first. Where is she?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Kiki?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Kiki!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Where's she gone?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41This is The Console. Flightplan game in play.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Oh, look!
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- Kiki?- What's she doing in there?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48We're not allowed in anyone else's game!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50How long she's been in there?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I'll, I'll get his game setup.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57Right, this is a replay of his last game.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Put it on fast forward.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10He is. We just watched six hours worth of game play.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14Just this for six hours.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Well, oh, let me check. Right.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17- Well, that's weird.- What's weird?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19He's never landed the plane.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Well, it is quite complicated.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Maybe for you, Rex. But this is his job.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Never landed. So what happens?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30People just get bored and switch the game off.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32That's not good. That's bad!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Well, we have to tell Kiki!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36She could be trapped in there for ever!
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Kiki? Come in, can you hear me?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Claireparker? Claireparker, is that you?
0:20:44 > 0:20:48Kiki, you have to get out of there. You are in danger.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Kiki, what are you doing here?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53I only sneaked on for one flight.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I'll go back in The Console once we've landed.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58He doesn't land the plane!
0:20:58 > 0:20:59What are you talking about?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Of course he lands! He's been everywhere.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Tokyo, New York,
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Bournemouth.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06He said so himself.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09I'm afraid I haven't been entirely honest with you, Kiki.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Oh, you haven't been to Bournemouth?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15I haven't been anywhere!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17I don't know how to land this thing!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19It takes on by itself,
0:21:19 > 0:21:22we fly around for a bit, then they turn the game off.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24I'm a failure.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26But...you said how brilliant it was.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Thousands of feet up in the air.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32No-one else around. Just you and the clouds, I know!
0:21:32 > 0:21:33It's awful!
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- Rex, give me that manual. - What? Er...
0:21:36 > 0:21:38None of it makes sense to me.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Nothing makes sense to you, apart from apples, Rex.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Oh, quickly!- Oh!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
0:21:51 > 0:21:55It says here to use the main control stem.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Hold on that, Kiki!
0:21:57 > 0:21:58Aaah!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01It...It says, er...
0:22:01 > 0:22:02put the flaps down!
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- I think that's what it says. - No, no Kiki!
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Put your foot down on the pedal.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Press the red button to stabilise the plane!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- Not that button! The other button!- No, Kiki!- No!
0:22:13 > 0:22:17ALL: No! No! No! You're pressing the wrong one! No, Kiki! No!
0:22:17 > 0:22:19One at a time! You're not making any sense!
0:22:19 > 0:22:20ALL: No! No!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Ah-hmm!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Permission to take over.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28This is your Captain Rex Dynamo speaking.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30There's no need to panic.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I am totally in control.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34And how are you going to help?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Fetch me two bananas, ten apples, some slices of kiwi fruit,
0:22:37 > 0:22:42a punnet of strawberries, a pineapple, two grapes, four pears
0:22:42 > 0:22:44and a honeydew melon.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46This is no time to get your five-a-day!
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Listen, Kiki is stuck up there with a pilot who can't fly.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Yeah! And if the boy takes the game back today, she'll be lost for ever!
0:22:54 > 0:22:59Her only hope is me and an improvised fruit cockpit.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I still don't see how this can work.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06I got the idea from you!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09You said I don't understand anything apart from apples. And you're right.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I'm no good at numbers and dials,
0:23:11 > 0:23:15but this way, I know exactly how everything works.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Oh, er...except for that. I don't know what that is.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22OK. Er...
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Captain Glover.
0:23:24 > 0:23:29I want you to listen to me very carefully and do exactly as I say.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Grab the joystick firmly.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Right.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Where is the joystick?
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Oh, I'll do it.
0:23:44 > 0:23:49Make sure the top four buttons in the top panel have been pressed.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Now, make sure that the pineapple,
0:23:55 > 0:23:59I mean...the dial in the top left corner is turned to the right.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Grab hold of the bana...er, joystick,
0:24:04 > 0:24:06and ease it gently forward.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Doors to manual, two minutes to landing.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41ALL: Yeah! He-he!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Thank you for flying Air Rex.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46I trust you had a pleasant flight. Oh...
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- Rex, you saved me!- Oh, ha-ha-ha.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58- There cheers for Captain Rex Dynamo. Hip-hip!- Hurray!
0:24:58 > 0:24:59- Hip-hip!- Hurray!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01- Hip-hip!- Hurray!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03- Oh, well done!- Oh!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Hang on, what's this?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Oh, er...sorry about that.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13What exactly are you wearing?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Oh, it's my pilot's jacket.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Actually, it's my pyjama top, but I painted it white.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19It might not be dry yet.
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Oh.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22What are those epaulettes?
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Oh, er, I used toilet brushes.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27ALL: Oh! Rex!
0:25:27 > 0:25:29And whose are these footprints?
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Ah, yes.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33I didn't have any smart shoes, you see.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36So, I covered my trainers in boot polish.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38ALL: Oh! Oh, no!
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Oh, I'll clean up.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- I'll help you, Rex. - Yeah, I will too.- Me too.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43No, no, no, no.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45I'll do it.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47I'll clean this place from top to bottom!
0:25:47 > 0:25:50It's the least I can do for lying to you all.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51ALL: Mm... he...
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Oh! This is nice.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03I could get used to this.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Dinner is served!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Duck a l'ancienne.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Although I couldn't find any carrots, thyme, samphire or aniseed,
0:26:13 > 0:26:16so I used this!
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Ooh...
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Arg!
0:26:20 > 0:26:22But, you know, I think
0:26:22 > 0:26:24as you cooked it for the pilot,
0:26:24 > 0:26:27I think the pilot should have it all for himself.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Ehm... Oh, no.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Er... Captain Rex is the real pilot here. He should have it.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35No, no. You tuck in.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37I insist.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Strong chance of turbulence later?
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Mm...
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Delicious!
0:27:13 > 0:27:16# Life's so great in a console space
0:27:16 > 0:27:19# Digitally here again
0:27:19 > 0:27:21# So much more than a pixel face
0:27:21 > 0:27:24# Living in a game Living in a game... #
0:27:24 > 0:27:25This is The Console.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Please go to the CBBC website,
0:27:27 > 0:27:30where the Pixelface games can now be played.