The Christmas Panto Horse

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Early in the morning

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Just as day is dawning

0:00:19 > 0:00:22# He picks up all the postbags in his van

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Meow!

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# All the birds are singing

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# And the day is just beginning

0:00:37 > 0:00:40# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:00:41 > 0:00:47# Everybody knows his bright red van

0:00:47 > 0:00:52# All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them

0:00:52 > 0:00:54# Maybe

0:00:54 > 0:00:56# You can never be sure

0:00:56 > 0:00:58# There'll be knock...

0:00:58 > 0:00:59# Ring...

0:00:59 > 0:01:02# Parcels to your door...

0:01:03 > 0:01:06# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:01:06 > 0:01:09# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

0:01:11 > 0:01:16# All the birds are singing and the day is just beginning

0:01:16 > 0:01:20# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:01:21 > 0:01:28# Pat feels he's a really happy man. #

0:01:28 > 0:01:30PAT CHUCKLES JESS PURRS

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Wow!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Doesn't it look great, Dad?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46It certainly does.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49This year's pantomime is going to be the best ever!

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Oh, Julian, good, you're here. We're just about to test the...

0:01:53 > 0:01:54LOUD MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:54 > 0:01:56SHE GASPS

0:01:56 > 0:01:57FEEDBACK SCREECHES

0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Sorry! - MUSIC STOPS

0:01:59 > 0:02:03..sound system! A bit loud, I think, Charlie!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08You haven't seen Lucy, have you?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Yes, we saw her on our way over.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13She was going out for a ride on Pumpkin.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14I hope she's back soon.

0:02:14 > 0:02:19The dress rehearsal starts in an hour and she's our star performer.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- I'm sure she... - MOBILE RINGS - Whoops! Sorry.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Hello, Special Delivery Service, Pat Clifton speaking.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Pat, I've got an unusual one for you today. How soon can you get here?

0:02:30 > 0:02:32We're on our way.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- We've got a special delivery, Jess. - Meow!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39What's it going to be today?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Meow!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44See you later, everybody. Merry Christmas.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45- Bye, Dad.- Bye, Pat.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48LOUD MUSIC PLAYS FEEDBACK SCREECHES

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Sorry!

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Meow!

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Meow?

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Hello?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Ben?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18That's funny. Where is he?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20JESS MEOWS

0:03:20 > 0:03:21NEIGH!

0:03:21 > 0:03:23THEY YELL

0:03:23 > 0:03:24BEN CHUCKLES

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Meet Dobbin, your very special delivery.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Pleased to meet you, Dobbin. - He's got a starring role

0:03:30 > 0:03:32in the Greendale Christmas Pantomime.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Oh! It's a pantomime horse costume.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37That's right.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Ted and PC Selby are going to wear it.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Ho, ho! That should be good.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Come on, Jess. They'll need this for the dress rehearsal.- Meow!

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Oh, Pat...

0:03:47 > 0:03:50The weather forecast says it might snow.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52You'd better take the snowmobile.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Good idea. Come on, Jess.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- There. Now, we're ready for anything.- Meow!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01We'll just load Dobbin.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Merry Christmas, Pat. Who's your friend?

0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Oh! - HE CHUCKLES

0:04:07 > 0:04:11His name's Dobbin. Special delivery for tonight's panto.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Oh, I see. I'm on my way to pick up some props for the dress rehearsal.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Just as well Lucy's taken Pumpkin off your hands then.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Yes, I just hope the weather holds out. Pumpkin hates snow.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27It certainly looks like we're going to have a white Christmas.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31- I think you are right. Bye, Pat. - Bye, Amy.- Meow!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34HOOVES CLIP CLOP

0:04:34 > 0:04:38We should head back now, Pumpkin. It's almost time for the rehearsal.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43PUMPKIN WHINNIES

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Pumpkin?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47PUMPKIN WHINNIES

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Not this way, Pumpkin! It's the wrong direction!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Pumpkin!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Ready, everyone?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59ALL CHEER

0:04:59 > 0:05:04No photos, please! No photos!

0:05:04 > 0:05:08Evening all. The stars of the show have arrived!

0:05:08 > 0:05:09THEY LAUGH

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Arthur, Ted! You're here! Good. Let's get to work.

0:05:13 > 0:05:18Hang on. If someone could just show us into our dressing room

0:05:18 > 0:05:20so we can slip into our costume...

0:05:20 > 0:05:22It's not here yet.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24- What?- No costume!

0:05:24 > 0:05:28It's on its way with Pat. It should be here very soon.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- So, in the meantime...- We can't work without our costume, Lauren.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36- Isn't that right, Arthur?- Neigh! I mean, yes, it is, Ted.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Right, which one of you is going to be the horse's rear end?

0:05:40 > 0:05:41- BOTH:- He is.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43THEY LAUGH

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- DOOR OPENS - Hello, everyone. I've got the props.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Oh, thanks, Amy.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Arthur, is Lucy back?

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Not yet. But you know what she's like when she's out on Pumpkin.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Get's carried away.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Pumpkin! Stop!

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Pumpkin!

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Right. "Enter Dobbin with a cheery neigh."

0:06:06 > 0:06:09MUSIC STARTS

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Dobbin?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15FLAT AND BORED: Neigh.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19That wasn't very cheery, Ted. Can you give it a bit more oomph?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21LAZY: Neigh.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25I'm sorry, Lauren, but I'm just not feeling it without the costume.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Oh, look! It's snowing!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Snowing?

0:06:30 > 0:06:33My Lucy's out there on Pumpkin!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35I'd better call her.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37MOBILE RINGS

0:06:37 > 0:06:39HOOVES GALLOP

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Pumpkin! Stop!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44My phone!

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Oh, that's Dad's ring!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49MOBILE RINGS

0:06:50 > 0:06:52She's not answering.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Well, she can't stay out in this.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56I'm going to look for her.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Sorry about this, Lauren.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00No, of course. You go.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- I'm coming with you.- Thanks, Ted.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Good luck.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06I'm sure she'll be fine.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Now what?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Oh, hello.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Not too late for the dress rehearsal, are we?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Oh!

0:07:25 > 0:07:27MOBILE RINGS

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Hello, Pat Clifton speaking.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33PC SELBY: Hello, Pat. There's no sign of Lucy and Pumpkin.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Lucy and Pumpkin aren't back yet? - No.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Can you keep your eyes open for them?

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Yes, of course. I'll keep an eye out for them. Bye, Arthur.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- Meow!- What is it, Jess?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Ooh!- Meow!

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Where are you taking us, Pumpkin?

0:07:54 > 0:07:57I've got to call my dad! Pumpkin!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59PUMPKIN WHINNIES

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, clever Pumpkin!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04We can stay here till it stops snowing.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06PUMPKIN WHINNIES

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Hoof prints, Jess! They must be Pumpkin's.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Meow!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19And the snow's covering them fast.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22There's only one thing for it.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Meow?

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Meow!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31PUMPKIN WHINNIES

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Hello? Dad?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Lucy!

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Where are you, Lucy?

0:08:36 > 0:08:41I'm not sure. It's an old building up in the hills.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Well, you just stay put. I'll find you.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49An old building up in the hills?

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Could be anywhere.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04MOTOR REVS INSIDE VAN

0:09:07 > 0:09:12Come on, Jess. Let's go and find Lucy and Pumpkin.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Meow!

0:09:45 > 0:09:49I hope Dad gets here soon or I'll miss the dress rehearsal

0:09:49 > 0:09:51and the pantomime will be ruined!

0:09:53 > 0:09:54PUMPKIN PUFFS

0:09:54 > 0:09:57I'll just have to rehearse on my own.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00# Snow and sparkles, fairy lights

0:10:00 > 0:10:03# Christmas time draws near

0:10:03 > 0:10:07# Smiling friends and family

0:10:07 > 0:10:10# It's our favourite time of year... #

0:10:12 > 0:10:15This snow's covered the hoof prints.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16I don't know which way to go.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Meow! - PAT TURNS OFF ENGINE

0:10:20 > 0:10:22What's that?

0:10:22 > 0:10:25DISTANT ECHOES OF SINGING

0:10:25 > 0:10:26That's Lucy's voice.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29It's coming from the old post office.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Come on.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40What kind of old building is up in the hills?

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Could be a barn, I suppose.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Hang on.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47That's Pat's van parked up ahead.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48What's he up to?

0:10:50 > 0:10:53# Everyone is watching, waiting

0:10:53 > 0:10:55# For us all to sing

0:10:55 > 0:10:58# Happy Christmas, Greendale Village

0:10:58 > 0:11:02# Happy Christmas, everyone

0:11:02 > 0:11:05# On this special Christmas night

0:11:05 > 0:11:08# Happy Christmas, everyone. #

0:11:09 > 0:11:11That sounded lovely.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Pat!

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Hello, Lucy. Are you OK?

0:11:15 > 0:11:19I'm fine. How did you know we were here?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21It's a long story.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Meow!

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Let's get you back to Greendale. Everyone will be waiting.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28But what about Pumpkin?

0:11:28 > 0:11:32We can't leave him here and he won't go out in the snow.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Let me try.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Come on, Pumpkin. Come on, boy.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38Oh.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40PUMPKIN WHINNIES

0:11:40 > 0:11:42I see what you mean.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43What are we going to do?

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Don't worry. I'll think of something.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47MOBILE RINGS

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Ooh. Hello?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Pat? Me and Ted are by your van.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53What's going on?

0:11:53 > 0:11:57I'm up in the old post office and I've got Lucy with me.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01With Lucy? Oh, ho! Thank goodness!

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Don't worry, Arthur. I'll bring her back right away.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09But, Pat, what about Pumpkin?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Oh, yes. Hold on a second, Arthur.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Let's see. Pumpkin won't move for us,

0:12:15 > 0:12:18but what about another horse?

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Yes, he'd follow another horse anywhere, but...

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Arthur, change of plan.

0:12:23 > 0:12:28Get your pantomime horse costume out of my van. I'm coming to get you.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30It's show time!

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Eh?

0:12:32 > 0:12:33What did he say?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35He said, "It's show time."

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Eh?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Any sign, Julian?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Not yet, miss.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Oh, dear.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52That's our star performer, our pantomime horse costume

0:12:52 > 0:12:53and now Ted and Arthur!

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Don't worry, Lauren. I'm sure Pat will...

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Hang on. I can hear something.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00SILENCE

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Listen!

0:13:05 > 0:13:08What did you hear, Julian? Sh!

0:13:08 > 0:13:10# ..time of year

0:13:10 > 0:13:13# Snow falls in our village

0:13:13 > 0:13:15# What will Santa bring?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17# Everyone is...

0:13:17 > 0:13:18That's Lucy's voice!

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Look!

0:13:20 > 0:13:23'It is Lucy!'

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- 'And Pat!- And Pumpkin!'

0:13:26 > 0:13:28But who's that another horse?

0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Neigh!- 'That's PC Selby and Ted'

0:13:31 > 0:13:34in the pantomime horse costume!

0:13:34 > 0:13:37# Happy Christmas, Greendale Village

0:13:37 > 0:13:41# Happy Christmas, everyone

0:13:41 > 0:13:44# On this special Christmas night

0:13:44 > 0:13:48# Happy Christmas, everyone. #

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Oh, hello, Pumpkin.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Are you all right, boy?

0:13:52 > 0:13:53PUMPKIN NEIGHS

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Yeah!

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Special delivery for you, Lauren.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59One-star performer...

0:13:59 > 0:14:01THEY CLAP

0:14:01 > 0:14:04..one pantomime horse costume...

0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Neigh!- ..and two pantomime horse performers!

0:14:08 > 0:14:11- BOTH:- Neigh!

0:14:11 > 0:14:13THEY LAUGH

0:14:14 > 0:14:18- No photos, please.- Thank you. - No photos, thank you.

0:14:18 > 0:14:23And thank you, Pat. Now, this show really CAN go on.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27Special Delivery Service mission accomplished!

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Merry Christmas, everyone!

0:14:29 > 0:14:32# Special Delivery Service

0:14:32 > 0:14:35# Pat is on his way

0:14:35 > 0:14:39# Special Delivery Service

0:14:39 > 0:14:40SDS!

0:14:40 > 0:14:43# What's it going to be today?

0:14:43 > 0:14:44# Postman Pat! SDS!

0:14:44 > 0:14:46# We all know he's the best! #

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Mission accomplished!