Postman Pat and the Crazy Crockery

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Early in the morning

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Just as day is dawning

0:00:19 > 0:00:22# He picks up all the postbags in his van

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat... #

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Meow!

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# All the birds are singing

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# And the day is just beginning

0:00:37 > 0:00:40# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:00:41 > 0:00:47# Everybody knows his bright red van

0:00:47 > 0:00:49# All his friends will smile

0:00:49 > 0:00:52# As he waves to greet them

0:00:52 > 0:00:54# Maybe

0:00:54 > 0:00:56# You can never be sure

0:00:56 > 0:00:58# There'll be knock...

0:00:58 > 0:00:59# Ring...

0:00:59 > 0:01:02# Parcels to your door...

0:01:03 > 0:01:06# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:01:06 > 0:01:09# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

0:01:11 > 0:01:16# All the birds are singing and the day is just beginning

0:01:16 > 0:01:20# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:01:21 > 0:01:27# Pat feels he's a really happy man. #

0:01:27 > 0:01:28PAT CHUCKLES

0:01:28 > 0:01:30JESS PURRS

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Hello! Anyone home?

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Dad!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Hello, Pat! You're back early.

0:01:46 > 0:01:51Just thought I'd pop in for a quick cup of tea. Ooh!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54And one of those delicious home-made biscuits.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Sorry, Dad.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00- No snacks allowed.- Eh? - They'll spoil your appetite.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04It's restaurant night at the school, remember?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- And I'm cooking your favourite dish. - Oh, lovely.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09HORN BEEPS

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Oh, that'll be Nisha now.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13See you later!

0:02:14 > 0:02:15JINGLE PLAYS

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Hello. Special Delivery Service.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Pat, it's Ben.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Sorry, I know it's the end of the day, but I've an urgent delivery.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26How soon can you get here?

0:02:26 > 0:02:27We're on our way.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33We've got a special delivery, Jess. What's it going to be today?

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Hello, Ben.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Pat. Thanks for coming.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46So, what's the urgent delivery?

0:02:46 > 0:02:51These. Plates and glasses for the restaurant night at school.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53They need to be there as soon as possible,

0:02:53 > 0:02:56or there'll be nothing to eat the food on.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Hm. Glasses and plates can break very easily.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Maybe we should wrap them in bubble wrap.- Sorry, Pat.

0:03:04 > 0:03:09I'm out of bubble wrap, and we don't have time to get any more.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13- We could wrap them in those old post bags.- Good thinking.

0:03:13 > 0:03:20Right, let's get cracking. Or rather, let's get not cracking!

0:03:20 > 0:03:21Oo-er!

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Easy does it. Mustn't drop them.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Meow-meow!

0:03:29 > 0:03:31There, that's the plates.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32And here's the glasses.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Ready to go.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Don't forget, Pat. you've got a fragile load there.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Best drive slowly and carefully.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Don't worry, Ben.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Slowly and carefully it is.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56- Bye, Pat.- Bye!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02So, welcome to restaurant night.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Tonight I'm going to help you turn your school into a fantastic

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- restaurant.- Wow!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Wow! Yes!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Wicked.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Mm! Yum!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16So, what's everybody cooking?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20We're cooking vegetable curry from India.

0:04:20 > 0:04:25We're cooking chilli con carne from Mexico.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29We're cooking stir-fry noodles from China.

0:04:29 > 0:04:34And I'm cooking Yorkshire pudding from...Yorkshire.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36LAUGHTER

0:04:36 > 0:04:41Great. Let's get cooking.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Mm! Yorkshire puddings.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Scrummy! I'll help you.

0:04:50 > 0:04:55- I thought you were helping Bill. - It's OK, Mrs Taylor is helping him.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Now, you start by putting it all in a bowl.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Flour...

0:05:02 > 0:05:06..eggs...

0:05:06 > 0:05:09..milk.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Careful!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13And then mix it all together.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Sarah!

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Aw!

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Mm! Perfect.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Looks like we're the Slow Delivery Service today, Jess, eh?

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Meow.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38JINGLE PAYS

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Hello, Pat Clifton speaking.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Pat, it's Ben.- Hello, Ben.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Don't worry - I'm going as slowly as I can.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48I think you might need to speed up a little.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52- They need to be there in time for dinner.- Oh, OK.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56Oh, but, Pat, watch out for those new speed bumps.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Speed bumps?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Wo-oh!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Pat, what was that? Are you all right?

0:06:03 > 0:06:08- We're fine.- I'll just check the plates and glasses.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Oh, no!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Lucky nothing is broken.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23There we go.

0:06:23 > 0:06:29Oh, dear. It's getting late. Come on, Jess. Let's get going.

0:06:29 > 0:06:34Menus, knives, forks, flowers,

0:06:34 > 0:06:38plates! Where are the plates and glasses?

0:06:38 > 0:06:41It's OK, Michael. No need to worry.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Pat's bringing them by special delivery.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Of course.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50I hope he's here soon. We open in ten minutes.

0:06:50 > 0:06:55Don't worry. Pat won't let us down.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Ah! MIXTURE SPLASHES

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Hmm!

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Sarah, Julian, is this your mess?

0:07:07 > 0:07:10TOGETHER: Yes, Mrs Taylor.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Well, I think you'd better clean it up before someone has an accident.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23- Not far to go now, Jess.- Meow.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26You're right - we need to go even faster.

0:07:32 > 0:07:38I just hope there aren't any more new speed bumps. Oh!

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Meow!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Oh-oh!- Meow.- Moo.

0:07:49 > 0:07:54Oh, no! Still, at least it's just the one plate.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Moo!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Come on, you. Back in your field.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Meow!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10We'd better get our skates on. Come on, Jess.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19It's six o'clock. Time to open the restaurant.

0:08:22 > 0:08:27I'm sorry I made such a mess. Here, let me do it.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29No, no. It's fine.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Come on. It was my fault. I was messy and clumsy.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41There. That's better.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43But...

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Oh, I'm starving.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49HE CLEARS HIS THROAT Hello.

0:08:49 > 0:08:54Welcome to restaurant night. Here are your menus for this evening.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Stir-fry noodles. That sounds great.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03And I'll have the vegetable curry, thank you.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Erm, I'm afraid there may be a slight delay.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09We don't have any plates, yet.

0:09:09 > 0:09:14Oh. Not to worry. We'll start with an apple juice.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16We...um...

0:09:16 > 0:09:20don't have any glasses either.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Almost there!

0:09:33 > 0:09:36I just hope everything's still in one piece.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40THEY BOTH GRUNT

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Where's Pat? He should be... VAN TOOTS

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Oh! Here!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50THEY GASP

0:09:53 > 0:09:55VAN TOOTS

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Pat! You made it!

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Just in time!

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Here, let me give you a hand!

0:10:15 > 0:10:19It's OK! Pat's here with the plates and glasses!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22EVERYONE CHEERS

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Oop!

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Waaahhh...!

0:10:33 > 0:10:36- SHE GASPS - Phew!

0:10:42 > 0:10:43ALL GASP

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Ee...! Bang goes our supper.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51OK, everyone. Now stand back, please.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Are you all right, Pat? - I'm OK. How are you, Michael?

0:10:57 > 0:11:00I'm fine. But what about the plates?

0:11:00 > 0:11:03They're broken!

0:11:03 > 0:11:06It's all my fault! I'm sorry.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08That's OK, Sarah. Accidents happen.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10You didn't do it on purpose.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13But the plates...?!

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Don't worry about plates.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19- We'll find some more from somewhere. - Really?- Really!

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Thanks, Pat. You're a star.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Everyone, dinner will be served soon.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31- Right! Come on, Jess.- Meow!

0:11:40 > 0:11:43There they are!

0:11:43 > 0:11:47One, two, three, four, five.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Well, it's better than nothing.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56And I promise you all the delicious food you've ordered

0:11:56 > 0:11:58will be served shortly.

0:11:58 > 0:12:03But first some entertainment from around the world.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07INDIAN-STYLE MUSIC

0:12:24 > 0:12:28MEXICAN-STYLE MUSIC

0:12:41 > 0:12:43TAI CHI MUSIC

0:12:52 > 0:12:55EVERYONE CHEERS Any sign of Pat yet?

0:13:02 > 0:13:07MORRIS DANCING MUSIC

0:13:23 > 0:13:25MORRIS DANCING MUSIC

0:13:25 > 0:13:29EVERYONE CHEERS

0:13:29 > 0:13:33- So, where's our dinner, then? - Alf...?!

0:13:33 > 0:13:37Oh... Perhaps you'd all better go home.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39EVERYONE GROANS

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- ALL:- Oh, no...!

0:13:41 > 0:13:43No! Wait!

0:13:43 > 0:13:44I've got the plates!

0:13:44 > 0:13:46PAT!

0:13:46 > 0:13:49And three more guests for the restaurant.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Mrs Goggins!

0:13:51 > 0:13:52It's the plates!

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Meow!

0:13:57 > 0:14:02Or should that be FOUR more guests? Sorry, Jess.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Meow. EVERYONE LAUGHS

0:14:04 > 0:14:09Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is served!

0:14:13 > 0:14:14ALL: Mmmmmmm!

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Vegetable curry!

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Chilli con carne!

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Stir-fry noodles!

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Yorkshire pudding!

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Mmm! Delicious!

0:14:25 > 0:14:30Special Delivery Service! Mission accomplished!

0:14:30 > 0:14:32# Special Delivery Service

0:14:32 > 0:14:35# Pat is on his way

0:14:35 > 0:14:38# Special Delivery Service

0:14:38 > 0:14:40# SDS

0:14:40 > 0:14:43# What's it going to be today?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46# Postman Pat, SDS... #

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