Postman Pat and the Cornish Caper

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat... #

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Meow!

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Early in the morning

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Just as day is dawning

0:00:19 > 0:00:22# He picks up all the post bags in his van

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# All the birds are singing

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# And the day is just beginning

0:00:36 > 0:00:40# Pat feels he's a really happy man... #

0:00:40 > 0:00:41HONK!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Everybody knows

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# His bright red van

0:00:47 > 0:00:52# All his friends will smile as he waves to the greet them

0:00:52 > 0:00:54# Maybe

0:00:54 > 0:00:56# You could never be sure

0:00:56 > 0:00:58# There'll be knock... # KNOCK-KNOCK!

0:00:58 > 0:01:00# Ring... # DING-DONG!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- # ..parcels to your door... # - Meow!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:01:06 > 0:01:09# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

0:01:11 > 0:01:13# All the birds are singing

0:01:13 > 0:01:16# And the day is just beginning

0:01:16 > 0:01:19# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:01:21 > 0:01:27# Pat feels he's a really happy man. #

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Ha-ha-ha!

0:01:36 > 0:01:41- Bye, Pat.- Bye, love. Come on, Jess.- Meow!

0:01:41 > 0:01:45- Morning, Pat.- Morning, Arthur. You're up bright and early.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47I certainly am.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Ted's having a clear-out at his workshop.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52He's giving everything away.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Goodness! I wonder why.

0:01:54 > 0:01:59Who knows, Pat? All I know is I'm off there now,

0:01:59 > 0:02:04- before everyone else shows up. - Ha-ha! Early bird gets the worm, eh?

0:02:04 > 0:02:08That it does, Pat, that it does. Bye.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11BUZZ! Ooh!

0:02:11 > 0:02:16Hello, special delivery service. Pat Clifton speaking.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Morning, Pat. I've got a very special one for you today.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- How soon can you get here? - We're on our way.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27- We've got a special delivery, Jess. - Meow!

0:02:27 > 0:02:29What's it going to be today?

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Meow.

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Meow!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Hello?

0:03:00 > 0:03:05- Hi, Pat.- So, what's this very special job, Ben?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07It's a big one, Pat.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10And you've got to pick it up in Cornwall from Ned Glen,

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Ted Glen's cousin.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Ted's got a cousin called Ned? I never knew that.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Meow!- Yes, he's got a workshop full of inventions

0:03:18 > 0:03:22- and machines down there.- Sounds like a cousin of Ted's all right.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25He's giving Ted a big old steam engine.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27That's your special delivery.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Must be why Ted's clearing out his workshop - to make room.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35It's too big for the helicopter, so you'll need the SDS plane.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Right you are.- Oh, and I've asked Alf to lend us his quad bike.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41You might need it to move the engine.

0:03:41 > 0:03:46- Good thinking, Ben. Come on, Jess. We'd better get going.- Meow!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Setting course for Cornwall, Jess. - Meow!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Hello, Ted.- Morning, Arthur.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25You're the first one here.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Well, Ted, you know what they say -

0:04:28 > 0:04:31early bird catches the, erm...

0:04:31 > 0:04:34most useful item.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Aye, well, it's all got to go.

0:04:36 > 0:04:41- I need to make room for cousin Ned's engine.- Hmm...

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Interesting.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Fine old bit of machinery.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49That's been in our family since way back, you know?

0:04:49 > 0:04:52I'm going to use it to power the workshop.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54What, this little thing?

0:04:54 > 0:04:58No, no, no. The steam engine.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02That ruler's all yours if you want it, Arthur.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Oh, right. Thanks, Ted.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13- Nearly there, Jess. Prepare for landing.- Meow!

0:05:26 > 0:05:30So, this is Cornwall.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Meow!

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Right.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- Ah. Ned's workshop, this way.- Meow!

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Er, no.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- This way!- Meow!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Hold on, Jess. It's a bit...

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Whoa! Bumpy!- Meeoow!

0:06:07 > 0:06:11So, here's the workshop, but where's the...?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Ahoy there. You must be Pat.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Do you fancy a glass of lemon fizz?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Er, well, I...- 'Course you do!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24It comes in a flying glass.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27The Jolly Hover Cup, I call it. Ha-ha-ha.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Whoa!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Or would you like to try my...

0:06:35 > 0:06:38..binocular hat?

0:06:38 > 0:06:43See whatever you want whenever you want.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47Ned Glen's the name. You know Ted Glen, I dare say.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Ha-har! Well, I'm his cousin.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53I know. You look just like him.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Do I? Well, I never.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Well, come on, then. Time for you to meet Old Betty.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Old Betty? - She is yonder in the workshop.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Great! I'll open the doors.

0:07:08 > 0:07:13Doors? Where we're going, we don't need to open doors.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Ooh!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Meow!

0:07:27 > 0:07:33Ah, Betty. I learned my inventing ways tinkering with her.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Many a Glen she's taught to twirl a...

0:07:36 > 0:07:38- CRASH! - ..spanner.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40She does look...lovely.

0:07:40 > 0:07:46Cousin Ted will give her a good home. I'll miss the old girl.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Oh... - HE SNIFFS

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh, there, there.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56HE BLOWS HIS NOSE

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Oh, thank you.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Er...you're welcome.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Hello, Chris.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Come all the way from the lighthouse, have you?

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Yes. Wouldn't miss this for the world, Ted.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Squawk!

0:08:18 > 0:08:21What have you got there, Macawber?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23He does love shiny things.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27That is the Ted Glen teaspoon disco.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Have a listen.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

0:08:32 > 0:08:35I remember putting that beauty together.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Every funky tune spoon.

0:08:38 > 0:08:44- Well, we'll have fun rocking out to that, won't we, Macawber?- Squawk!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47You'll give that rubber ball rocket launcher

0:08:47 > 0:08:51- a good home too, Mrs Goggins. - Oh...yes.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Oh!- Arrff-arrff!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59- Squawk!- Arrff!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Squawk!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Arf?

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Squawk-squawk!

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Arrff-arrff!

0:09:07 > 0:09:12Oh, ohh. Oh!

0:09:12 > 0:09:16I hope we'll be all right across that bumpy field.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Don't worry, Pat. She'll be fine.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23She's lasted 100 years.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Now then, Ajay.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32This extendable egg collector

0:09:32 > 0:09:36will speed up my egg collecting no end.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Give over.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Anyone can see it's a mechanical cone picker.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Perfect for my roadblocks.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45It's an egg collector!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47It's a cone picker!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49It's an egg collector!

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Cone picker!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Egg collector!- Cone picker!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56It's a... Ted, what is it?

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Oh, I invented it so long ago I don't rightly know.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04But... Ooh, I do remember what this one is.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08The Ted Glen egg-warming water bottle.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Egg-warming?

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Oh, aye. It's just the right shape, you see,

0:10:13 > 0:10:16for putting under a chicken's bottom.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Helps them lay eggs quicker.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Perfect. Thanks.- Wh-wh-whoa!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Yes, thanks, Ted.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27You're welcome.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Hey. There's not much left.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Bye.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Oh, dear.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45CRASH! DING!

0:10:48 > 0:10:51CRASH! DING!

0:10:51 > 0:10:55- Uh-oh, Jess. I don't like the sound of that.- Meow!

0:10:59 > 0:11:00Oh, no!

0:11:03 > 0:11:06BUZZ!

0:11:06 > 0:11:07- Hello?- Hi, Pat.

0:11:07 > 0:11:12- Everything going smoothly? - Er, not too bad, Ben. Must go. Bye.

0:11:13 > 0:11:18- Old Betty could do with losing a bit of weight.- Meow.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Wow!

0:11:24 > 0:11:25All right there?

0:11:25 > 0:11:30Saw you getting into trouble with my binocular hat.

0:11:30 > 0:11:35- Meow?- Goodness! Ned, are those...?

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Jet pants? 'Course they are.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Come on. They'll help us get Betty back on the trailer.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Oh, arr...

0:11:47 > 0:11:51She's an hefty bit of ironwork, if I say so myself.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Phew! Thanks, Ned.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04You're welcome, Pat.

0:12:04 > 0:12:09Least I could do to send Old Betty to her new home.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Come on, Jess. Let's get this special delivery back on track.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Goodbye to you now, my dear. - HE SNIFFS

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Well, well, well, every last bit gone.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33You've got a nice, clear workshop too.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36You must be chuffed to bits.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Aye...

0:12:40 > 0:12:42I suppose so.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Ah! Here you are, Ted.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Old Betty, all the way from your cousin Ned.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Oh, thanks, Pat.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03You can put her in there.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Oh...

0:13:05 > 0:13:08There's plenty of room.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12Wow! I've never seen your workshop so empty.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14You must be ever so pleased.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Aye, but...

0:13:16 > 0:13:20Oh, it's not the same if there's nowt to fix.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Hey, maybe Old Betty will cheer you up.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Aye. Maybe.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Let's see if she'll power my workshop.

0:13:36 > 0:13:37Oh, no!

0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Meow...- I'm so sorry, Ted.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47It was a bit of a bumpy ride from cousin Ned's.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51- So I see.- I don't think she'll be able to power the workshop.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53No, Pat, she won't.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Not for weeks.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Months. Maybe a year.

0:13:58 > 0:14:03- Oh, no!- Not without some serious work.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Ho-ho! Champion!

0:14:06 > 0:14:09- Eh?- Oh, thanks, Pat.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12You've given me just what I needed -

0:14:12 > 0:14:15something to tinker with again.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Er...you're welcome.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21Ho-ho-ho. Look at all these lovely nuts and bolts.

0:14:21 > 0:14:26Oh, and them ball bearings are absolutely fantastic.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Special delivery service, mission accomplished.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32# Special delivery service

0:14:32 > 0:14:35# Pat is on his way

0:14:35 > 0:14:39- # SDS! - Special delivery service

0:14:39 > 0:14:43- # SDS! - What's it going to be today?

0:14:43 > 0:14:47# Postman Pat, SDS, we all know he's the best! #

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Mission accomplished!