Postman Pat Clowns Around

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0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# And his black-and-white cat

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Early in the morning

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Just as day is dawning

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He picks up all the postbags in his van

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# All the birds are singing

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# And the day is just beginning

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:00:39 > 0:00:43# Everybody knows His bright red van

0:00:43 > 0:00:48# All his friends will smile As he waves to greet them

0:00:48 > 0:00:54# Maybe - you can never be sure -

0:00:54 > 0:00:56# There'll be knock, ring

0:00:56 > 0:01:00# Letters through your door

0:01:00 > 0:01:02# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:01:02 > 0:01:07# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat

0:01:07 > 0:01:12# All the birds are singing And the day is just beginning

0:01:12 > 0:01:16# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:01:17 > 0:01:22# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:01:22 > 0:01:28# Pat feels He's a really happy man. #

0:01:35 > 0:01:39- Clowns are best. - I like the high wire.- Yeah!

0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Juggling's good. It's almost as good as maths.- What?

0:01:43 > 0:01:48- I'm going to be in a circus. - You have to be good at something.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52What do you mean? It's only working at it.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55You can be good at anything if you work at it.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58- Work at what, Bill?- Circus acts.

0:01:58 > 0:02:03- Mr Pringle's taking us to the circus tomorrow.- Lucky you.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Oh, no!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Really? Oh, dear.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11The children will be so disappointed.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Anyway, thanks for letting us know.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Where are the tickets, sir?

0:02:21 > 0:02:25- Ssh-ssh! Quieten down. - Are we meeting here, sir?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Ssh...

0:02:27 > 0:02:31I'm sorry, everyone, but I've got some rather bad news.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36I'm afraid we can't go to the circus.

0:02:36 > 0:02:41- Why not?- We've been ever so good. - Why can't we go, sir?

0:02:41 > 0:02:46Quiet now. It's not our trip that's been cancelled. It's the circus.

0:02:46 > 0:02:51Some of the performers are ill and the show cannot go on.

0:02:51 > 0:02:56- CHILDREN: Oh, no.- I know how much you were looking forward to it.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Maybe it'll come back next year.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02- Next year? - We don't have to wait a year.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06- We can put on our own circus! - CHILDREN: Yeah!

0:03:06 > 0:03:11Whey, I don't know. Circus acts are difficult to do, you know, Bill.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15- Can't be that difficult, sir. - What about a tent?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18We can't have a circus without a big top.

0:03:18 > 0:03:23My uncle in Pencaster's got a big tent. I bet we could borrow it.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Well, that's a good idea, Meera, but we need some music, too.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Mr Pringle, Mr Pringle! The vicar likes music. Maybe he'd help us.

0:03:31 > 0:03:36That's right. ..I can ask him on my rounds, if you like, Jeff.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40- CHILDREN: Yes, please, Mr Pringle. - Sir?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Well, OK, Bill.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- CHILDREN: Yeah!- Thanks, Pat.

0:03:50 > 0:03:55Yes. I'll be picking up the tent from the station about ten o'clock.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59So shall we all meet at the green shortly after that?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Sounds good to me. Isn't this exciting?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Spread the word, will you, Julia?

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Of course. Do you need help carrying it?

0:04:08 > 0:04:13No. Ajay will be there. We'll be fine. Thanks, Julia. Bye.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17And you'll help, anyway, won't you, Jess?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Miaow!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Hello, love.- Hello, Pat.

0:04:37 > 0:04:42- Morning, Reverend. - And a very good morning to you, Pat.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Here's your post, Nisha.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Thanks, Pat. Here's your tea. - Oh, lovely!

0:04:48 > 0:04:52- More tea, Vicar? - Ah, bless you, Nisha.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Ajay phoned. He's got the tent for the circus.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59Oh, great! The children will be thrilled.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Circus?

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Yes. the children are putting on their own circus this afternoon.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09That reminds me. I promised to ask if you could help with some music.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Music?

0:05:11 > 0:05:15Oh, well, I'm not really very good, except at hymns.

0:05:15 > 0:05:20- The children will be very grateful. - Go on, Reverend. You can do it.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Well...why not? It'll be a challenge.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- TRAIN WHISTLE - Here's Ajay!- I'd better help him.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Thanks for the tea, Nisha.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Morning, Pat! I've got the tent!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Well done, Ajay.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Let's get it loaded into my van.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Miaow!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Ooh...

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Hmm...

0:06:00 > 0:06:05- Agh... It's heavy. - I know. You're not kidding!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- CRASH! - Oh...

0:06:08 > 0:06:10AJAY GASPS

0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Well done.- Mind your back, Ajay!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- I'm OK.- We'll bring refreshments to the village green.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Thanks. That'll be nice.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Ah...

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Oh, dear.

0:06:27 > 0:06:32It's not going to fit. We'll have to carry it.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Oh...

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Right...

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Miaow!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Are you two doing an act together?

0:06:44 > 0:06:48No. I'm waiting for Jess, sir. I'm going to do an act with him.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52I'm thinking about what to do. I'm helping the others now.

0:06:52 > 0:06:58- Make sure you leave enough time to practise, won't you?- Yes, sir.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00They've got the tent!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03CHILDREN CHEER

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Come on, Jess!

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Miaow!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Miaow!

0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Well done, Pat!- Keep going, Ajay!

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Nearly there, lads. - Oh, well done, you two.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22THEY GASP

0:07:22 > 0:07:27- Needs to be more over there. - Right you are.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36No. That's too far.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38THEY GASP

0:07:40 > 0:07:44- It's the wrong way round, isn't it? - Doesn't make any difference.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Go round, Pat.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56No, no! The other way.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04- Oh!- Oh!- Thank goodness for that!

0:08:04 > 0:08:08One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

0:08:08 > 0:08:13One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

0:08:13 > 0:08:17One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- One, two, three... Oh!- Oh!

0:08:20 > 0:08:25- Oh, sorry! Got it wrong.- It's a bit boring, isn't it?- Boring?!

0:08:25 > 0:08:29I mean, it's got to be more show-offy.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32It's a circus. Know what I mean?

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Here, let me show you.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45THEY GIGGLE

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Pat! >

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Now, then, let me see.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14HE CHORTLES

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Hmm...

0:09:20 > 0:09:22No!

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Ah.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Oh!

0:09:31 > 0:09:34LOUD SCREECH

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Oh...

0:09:35 > 0:09:37At...

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Atchoo!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42A-ha!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Perfect.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50MOUTH ORGAN PLAYS IN TUNE

0:09:50 > 0:09:55Now juggling's easy, really. Like maths. We'll do it by numbers.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59On one, we all throw this way...

0:10:01 > 0:10:05On two, we all throw again, this way...

0:10:05 > 0:10:07OK?

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Right. After three.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13One, two, three.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14One...

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Two...

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Ooh!

0:10:22 > 0:10:27You're doing it all wrong. Give them to me. I'll show you.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Oh! Oh!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Hey?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43I didn't want to juggle, anyway.

0:10:43 > 0:10:48- Oh, no! Poor Bill. - Has anyone seen Alf?

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Oh, he was here a moment ago. We can't have lost him.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Help!

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Alf!

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Alf!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Look!

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Oh, what is it?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Somebody call?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Oh!

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Oh, dear!

0:11:13 > 0:11:16BANGING AND CLANGING

0:11:16 > 0:11:19BANGING AND CLANGING STOPS

0:11:24 > 0:11:27BANGING AND CLANGING STARTS AGAIN

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Oh, well!

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Practice makes perfect.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42Now, then, Jess, pay attention.

0:11:42 > 0:11:48When I tell you, I want you to jump from here onto the smallest pot,

0:11:48 > 0:11:51then onto this next one... Miaow!

0:11:51 > 0:11:54and then onto the big one. Got it?

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Miaow! Miaow!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Jess?!

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Miaow!

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Come on. Let's try it over here.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Jess! You've got to start from here.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Miaow!

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Jess!

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Oh, Jess! Look, watch me.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Ali...hup!

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Ooph!

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Oh...

0:12:27 > 0:12:29JESS SNIFFS Miaow!

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Oh, he's never going to do it.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Let me have a go.

0:12:35 > 0:12:36Miaow!

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Now concentrate, Jess.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Hup!

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Miaow! Miaow! Miaow!

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Miaow!

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Nice one, Bill!

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Here, Pat.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05Ready, steady,

0:13:05 > 0:13:07pull!

0:13:08 > 0:13:12Yes. Pull! More on the right.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Too much! More to the left.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23No. Right. Right!

0:13:23 > 0:13:25RIGHT!

0:13:25 > 0:13:29- That's it. Keep pulling.- That's...

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Look out, Pat!

0:13:33 > 0:13:35..too far.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38INSTRUMENTS BANG AND CLANG

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Oh, dear.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44This just isn't working.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46CRASH!

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Now, then, what's this?

0:13:52 > 0:13:54TUNELESS BLAST

0:13:54 > 0:13:58Oh! Goodness me! Perhaps not.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04Ah! I wonder...

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Come on, everyone.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Nearly done!- Champion!

0:14:29 > 0:14:35# Yes, it's time to put on a show

0:14:35 > 0:14:39# Everybody can have a go

0:14:39 > 0:14:44# If we work together it will be a sight

0:14:44 > 0:14:49# Putting up the big top ready for tonight

0:14:49 > 0:14:53# If you want to join in the show

0:14:53 > 0:14:58# Don't be shy Just give it a go

0:14:58 > 0:15:03# You could be a strong man with a heavy load

0:15:03 > 0:15:08# You could learn to juggle as long as you can throw

0:15:17 > 0:15:22# A little practice is all that you need

0:15:22 > 0:15:27# If you want your act to succeed

0:15:27 > 0:15:31# Ted can bring some hay bales to use them as a chair

0:15:31 > 0:15:34# Reverend brings the music

0:15:34 > 0:15:38# And we are nearly there

0:15:38 > 0:15:42# Balancing can look really flash

0:15:42 > 0:15:46# Just watch out you don't have a crash

0:15:46 > 0:15:51# It really doesn't matter We're only having fun

0:15:51 > 0:15:55# As long as what we do is entertaining everyone. #

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Ah...

0:15:59 > 0:16:02THEY ALL CHATTER

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Whoa!

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Oh...

0:16:19 > 0:16:23- What? - PAT CHUCKLES

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Oh!

0:16:25 > 0:16:29Sorry, Bill, but you do make me laugh!

0:16:29 > 0:16:32It's all anyone does - laugh at me!

0:16:32 > 0:16:35I thought it'd be easy.

0:16:35 > 0:16:39I'm the oldest. I'm supposed to be able do things.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41You can do things!

0:16:41 > 0:16:43No, I can't.

0:16:43 > 0:16:48Every time I try to do something, I just make everyone laugh,

0:16:48 > 0:16:52- like you did. - It's good to make people laugh!

0:16:52 > 0:16:57No-one likes people laughing at them all the time!

0:16:57 > 0:17:02Listen, who are your favourite people in the circus, Bill?

0:17:02 > 0:17:06Easy! The clowns! But what's that got to do with it?

0:17:06 > 0:17:10They like making people laugh, don't they? Well?

0:17:10 > 0:17:15- Yeah.- And you're good at making people laugh, aren't you?

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Are you saying I could be a clown?

0:17:17 > 0:17:22- Why not?- Yeah, but... I can't do it on my own.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26We could do it together. I've always fancied being a clown.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Would you?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Cor! Thanks, Pat.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38JOLLY MUSIC PLAYS

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Ooh, by 'eck!

0:17:54 > 0:17:58Ladies and gentlemen,

0:17:58 > 0:18:02welcome, everyone, to the Greendale circus.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05CHEERING

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Magic!

0:18:12 > 0:18:14One, two, three, four...

0:18:14 > 0:18:18One! AUDIENCE GASPS

0:18:22 > 0:18:26- Oh, look at that!- Lovely!

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Wonderful! Absolutely wonderful!

0:18:28 > 0:18:30APPLAUSE

0:18:32 > 0:18:35One, two, three, four...

0:18:35 > 0:18:37and one!

0:18:39 > 0:18:42AUDIENCE LAUGH

0:18:42 > 0:18:46APPLAUSE

0:18:53 > 0:18:56And now give a big hand

0:18:56 > 0:19:00for the rhythmic ribbon dancers of Greendale.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03AUDIENCE GASPS

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Aren't they lovely?

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Never seen anything like it!

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Oh!

0:19:31 > 0:19:33APPLAUSE

0:19:41 > 0:19:46And now Julian and the amazing Jess!

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Um, ready, Jess?

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Ali...hup!

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Miaow!

0:19:56 > 0:19:59AUDIENCE GASPS

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Miaow!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Miaow!

0:20:03 > 0:20:06APPLAUSE

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Miaow!

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Oh, Jess, you did it!

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Thank you.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Well done, Jess.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Are you ready, Bill?

0:20:21 > 0:20:23I think so.

0:20:23 > 0:20:27Don't worry. You'll be great. Just be yourself.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Ladies and gentlemen!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42The moment you've all be waiting for.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45I present Postman Pat...

0:20:45 > 0:20:48and big Bill Thompson,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50the clowns!

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Oh? Where have they gone?

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Now where are they?

0:21:10 > 0:21:13LAUGHTER

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Oh!- Coo-ee!

0:21:24 > 0:21:29- Would you like to smell me flower?- Yes, please!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Shall I?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:21:33 > 0:21:37- Are you sure?- AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:21:37 > 0:21:40- LAUGHTER - Oh...

0:21:40 > 0:21:42CHEERING

0:21:46 > 0:21:49CIRCUS MUSIC BEGINS

0:22:11 > 0:22:15A-ha, I wasn't born yesterday, you know!

0:22:15 > 0:22:18That's true, Pat!

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Where's he gone now?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Here I am, Pat!

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Right! I'm coming to get you!

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Whoops!

0:22:49 > 0:22:51MUSIC SLOWS

0:22:58 > 0:23:01MUSIC SPEEDS UP

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Oh!

0:23:34 > 0:23:36LAUGHTER

0:23:39 > 0:23:42APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Ladies and gentlemen,

0:23:45 > 0:23:49thank you all for coming to the Greendale circus.

0:23:49 > 0:23:53And as for the children, aren't they all talented?

0:23:53 > 0:23:56CHEERING

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Especially the clowns!

0:24:19 > 0:24:25It just goes to show everyone is good at something.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28He's right, you know, Bill.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34# Postman, Postman Pat

0:24:34 > 0:24:37# Can you guess what's in his bag?

0:24:37 > 0:24:40# Is there a letter? # Miaow!

0:24:40 > 0:24:43# ..Is there a parcel? # Miaow!

0:24:43 > 0:24:46# Is there a postcard? # Miaow!

0:24:46 > 0:24:50# What's left? Jess the cat!

0:24:53 > 0:24:56# Postman, Postman Pat

0:24:56 > 0:24:59# Can you guess what's in his bag? #

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Miaow!