Postman Pat the Magician

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0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Early in the morning

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Just as day is dawning

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# He picks up all the postbags in his van

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# All the birds are singing And the day is just beginning

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:00:39 > 0:00:43# Everybody knows His bright red van

0:00:43 > 0:00:48# All his friends will smile As he waves to greet them

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# Maybe - you can never be sure -

0:00:53 > 0:00:56# There'll be knock, ring

0:00:56 > 0:01:00# Letters through your door

0:01:00 > 0:01:02# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:01:02 > 0:01:06# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat

0:01:07 > 0:01:11# All the birds are singing And the day is just beginning

0:01:11 > 0:01:15# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:01:17 > 0:01:21# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:01:22 > 0:01:28# Pat feels He's a really happy man. #

0:01:35 > 0:01:39- Och, there's a lot for Meera. - It's her birthday tomorrow.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Ah, I see.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Oh, this one's for you, Pat.

0:01:44 > 0:01:49Ah, good. I was getting worried it wouldn't arrive in time.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55The Big Book Of Magic Tricks? My word!

0:01:55 > 0:01:59It's for Meera's birthday party at the school hall tomorrow afternoon.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02I promised Nisha I'd do some magic tricks.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Oh, I say!

0:02:04 > 0:02:10Meera loves magic tricks. Don't tell her, though - it's a surprise.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Bye, Pat.

0:02:14 > 0:02:20- Pat! Pat!- Hello, Meera!- Are...? Are there any birthday cards for me?

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Ooh, I don't know. Uh...

0:02:24 > 0:02:29Maybe one or two. We'll have a look when we get inside, shall we?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Morning!- Hello, love.- Morning, Pat.

0:02:33 > 0:02:38There's a lot of post for SOMEONE. I wonder who it's for.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Oh, Pa-a-at!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Oh, it must be you, Meera!

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Happy birthday for tomorrow.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Oh, thank you, Pat!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51THEY LAUGH

0:02:51 > 0:02:56- You ARE coming to my party tomorrow, aren't you, Pat?- I wouldn't miss it.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Mum and Sarah are making lots of food and we're having a disco

0:03:00 > 0:03:02and all my friends'll be there.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06I wanted to have a magician, but Mum couldn't find one.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08WHISTLE BLOWS

0:03:08 > 0:03:13Here's Dad! I'm going to show him my cards! ..Dad! Dad!

0:03:13 > 0:03:18She hasn't guessed you're going to be the magician, Pat!

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Are you sure you don't mind?

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Of course not. But I'd better go and practise. Bye!

0:03:25 > 0:03:28BOTH: Bye!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Hello, Pat, Ajay.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49- I got the book.- Let's have a look.

0:03:49 > 0:03:54- What are you going to do, Pat? - "Levi...tation.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57"Make a friend float into the air."

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Ooh, that'll be good.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Yes, but it needs a big car jack to lift them with.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06No problem. I've got one in my shed.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Perfect, Ted. We'll do that, then.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12How about this?

0:04:12 > 0:04:17"The Box Of Mystery. Make your friends disappear before your eyes."

0:04:17 > 0:04:23- Meera'd love it if you made her disappear.- What about the box?

0:04:23 > 0:04:27- We can make that, can't we, Ajay? - Oh, aye.- That's it, then.

0:04:27 > 0:04:33If I do some card tricks as well we'll have a perfect magic show.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35I'll go home and get practising.

0:04:35 > 0:04:40And we'd better get started, Ajay. Not much time before tomorrow, eh?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Righto.- Thanks, Ted. Thanks, Ajay.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Come on, Jess.- Miaow.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48BOTH: Oof!

0:04:54 > 0:04:58- My, you look busy. - Hello, Pat. What do you think?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Lovely. - < Jess!

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Miaow! Miaow! Miaow!

0:05:05 > 0:05:10- Jess!- Miaow!- Jess!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Jess!- Mia-a-aow!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Come on, Jess.- Miaow.

0:05:15 > 0:05:20There. It's just a star.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Miaow!

0:05:23 > 0:05:27Now, I must practise some of my magic tricks.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31Uh, let me see. Take a card, Julian.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Now, put it back.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Oops!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Thanks. Now, uh, where was I?

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Your card was the two of spades.

0:05:56 > 0:06:01- No, it wasn't. - Oh. Are you sure?- Yeah.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06Maybe I could make a rabbit come out of a hat.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Pat, are you sure you're going to be ready in time for tomorrow?

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Well, I've got to be. I promised Nisha.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16OWL HOOTS

0:06:16 > 0:06:20FURTIVE MUSIC

0:07:03 > 0:07:08Hello, Pat. Watch this - it's for the levitation trick.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Miaow!

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Miaow?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19That's great, Ajay!

0:07:20 > 0:07:24And there's the Box Of Mystery finished, an' all.

0:07:24 > 0:07:29It looks great! Thanks, Ted! Can we try it?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Aye, I don't see why not.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35In you go, Jess.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Go on. Ted and Ajay made it specially for you.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Miaow! No, Jess! The other way out!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Miaow?

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Ta-daah!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Push, Jess. You've got to go back in.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Go on, Jess!- Miaow!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Ta-daah!

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- He's a very bright cat, is Jess. - Specially with food.

0:08:10 > 0:08:16- Hadn't we better be going? We'll be late for the party.- Aye.- Oh, right.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Miaow.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Eee-yoo!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Eee-yoo!

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Oh, Mum!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Go on.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53- EVERYONE CHEERS - Quiet, everyone!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Quiet, please!

0:08:56 > 0:09:00I have pleasure in announcing a surprise act.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04- EVERYONE GASPS - A very special act.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Ooh!- A magic act!

0:09:06 > 0:09:10The Amazing Patini!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12DRUM ROLL

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Mum, you're brilliant!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Ladies and gentlemen!

0:09:20 > 0:09:25I'm delighted to be at the birthday party of a very special girl.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28DRUM ROLL

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Happy Birthday, Meera.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Oh, dear. I seem to have lost your birthday present.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Uh, now, then. Where did I put it?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Ah!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Here it is!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44OOHS AND AAHS

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Oh, thank you, Pat!

0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Lucy, would you take a card?- OK.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57And...put it back, please.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Oh, no!

0:10:00 > 0:10:06With the magic that I've got, your card will rise up to the top!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10The nine of diamonds!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Was that your card, Lucy?- Yes!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Eh?!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18It's gone!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20AUDIENCE APPLAUD

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Nine of diamonds, diamond nine,

0:10:23 > 0:10:28I command you now to rise and shine!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30AUDIENCE GASPS

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Gone again!

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Now those naughty cards have had it,

0:10:40 > 0:10:43I'll change them into...

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Ooh!- ..Nikhil's rabbit!

0:10:45 > 0:10:48LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Now, I need a volunteer.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Me!- Me, please!- Me, Pat, me!

0:10:56 > 0:10:59No, no, no. Not this time.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02It's really got to be someone who's having a birthday today.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06THEY ALL SIGH

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Lie down on the magic carpet, please.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15With this magic you shall fly,

0:11:15 > 0:11:18higher up towards the sky!

0:11:27 > 0:11:31- EVERYONE CHEERS - Thank you, Meera.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Did you see me?! Did you see me?!

0:11:37 > 0:11:42Now, I need the assistance of a black-and-white cat.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Has anyone seen one anywhere?

0:11:46 > 0:11:50Miaow!This is my most difficult trick of all.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56Jess, my cat, my black-and-white cat,

0:11:56 > 0:11:58My cat that we all know,

0:11:58 > 0:12:03I command you, Jess, my black-and-white cat,

0:12:03 > 0:12:05my black-and-white cat must go!

0:12:05 > 0:12:10EVERYONE GASPS Where's he gone?!

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Don't worry, Tom. I can soon make him come back.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Miaow? JESS SNIFFS

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Miaow!

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Jess is white and Jess is black,

0:12:35 > 0:12:39I command you, Jess, come back, come back!

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- AUDIENCE GASPS - Oh! Oh, dear.

0:12:43 > 0:12:48Um, perhaps he's decided to stay invisible.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Jess! JESS!

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Oh, dear! Poor Jess!

0:12:55 > 0:12:58No, no, no. It's all part of the act.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Is it?

0:12:59 > 0:13:03SHE LAUGHS Oh, I see!

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Uh...

0:13:09 > 0:13:12What he needs is, er, some magic.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Can you help me call him?

0:13:14 > 0:13:20- I told you - it's part of the act. - You are clever, Charlie.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Jess!- Jess!- Jess, where are you?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Jess!- Jess!

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Oof!

0:13:29 > 0:13:36- He can't have gone outside. The door's shut.- He must be somewhere.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40Do you suppose Pat's REALLY made him disappear?

0:13:45 > 0:13:47TED WHISPERS

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Really?!- Aye.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58Ladies and gentlemen! Thank you, everyone.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02I think he's ready to come back now.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Jess is white and Jess is black,

0:14:05 > 0:14:07I command you, Jess...

0:14:09 > 0:14:13- ..come back, come back! - DRUM ROLL

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Miaow!

0:14:15 > 0:14:17CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:14:17 > 0:14:20You are clever, Dad.

0:14:20 > 0:14:25Thanks, Pat! You've made my birthday MAGIC!

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Miaow!

0:14:26 > 0:14:30EVERYONE CHEERS

0:14:30 > 0:14:36# Postman, Postman Pat Can you guess what's in his bag?

0:14:36 > 0:14:40# Is there a letter? Miaow!

0:14:40 > 0:14:43# Is there a parcel? Miaow!

0:14:43 > 0:14:46# Is there a postcard? Miaow!

0:14:46 > 0:14:49# What's left? Jess the cat?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55# Postman, Postman Pat

0:14:55 > 0:14:59# Can you guess what's in his bag? # Miaow!