0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# And his black-and-white cat
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Early in the morning
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Just as day is dawning
0:00:16 > 0:00:20# He picks up all the postbags in his van
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Postman Pat, Postman Pat
0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# All the birds are singing
0:00:31 > 0:00:33# And the day is just beginning
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:00:39 > 0:00:43# Everybody knows His bright red van
0:00:43 > 0:00:48# All his friends will smile As he waves to greet them
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# Maybe - you can never be sure -
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# There'll be knock, ring
0:00:56 > 0:00:59# Letters through your door
0:01:00 > 0:01:02# Postman Pat, Postman Pat
0:01:02 > 0:01:06# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat
0:01:07 > 0:01:12# All the birds are singing And the day is just beginning
0:01:12 > 0:01:15# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:01:17 > 0:01:20# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:01:22 > 0:01:29# Pat feels He's a really happy man. #
0:01:33 > 0:01:37DOOR OPENS Och, good morning, Pat.
0:01:37 > 0:01:42- Morning, Mrs Goggins.- Oh, look, Pat. This parcel's addressed to you.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Oh, good! It's arrived.- What is it?
0:01:45 > 0:01:49It's a brand-new video camera I've been waiting for.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51MRS GOGGINS GIGGLES
0:01:51 > 0:01:55Wow! I wonder how it works.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58These instructions might help.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Pardon? Oh, yes!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Come on, Mrs Goggins, smile for the camera.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Och!
0:02:07 > 0:02:12Oh, no, Pat! You don't want to film silly old me.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14I know!
0:02:14 > 0:02:19Why don't you make a video diary of Greendale?
0:02:19 > 0:02:23What a good idea! Maybe I could show the film at the school hall.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Och, yes. I'm sure people would love to come.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Great. I can film it on my rounds.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Miaow!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Miaow!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Miaow!
0:02:39 > 0:02:44Well, I've got a busy day ahead of me, so I'd best be getting on.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Come on, Jess. ..Cheerio, Mrs Goggins.- Cheerio, Pat.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Wait!- Oh? - Haven't you forgotten something?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Of course.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Thanks, Mrs Goggins. Cheerio.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Now, then...how do I switch this thing off?
0:03:04 > 0:03:09- Good morning, Pat. - Oh, morning, Dr Gilbertson.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Miaow?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13DR GILBERTSON CHUCKLES
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Good morning, Mrs Goggins.- Och!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Oh...I...didn't see you there.
0:03:20 > 0:03:25I've just seen Pat with a video camera.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29- What's he doing?- He's making a video diary of Greendale
0:03:29 > 0:03:32to show at the school hall.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34You know, when I was a lassie,
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I always fancied being in the movies.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42- Really?- Uh-huh. In one of those musicals.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Oh!
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Aye. I was quite a dancer in those days, you know.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Do YOU like dancing, Dr Gilbertson?
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Oh, no, not me. I haven't got time for all that dancing around.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56And who would I dance with?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Aye.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09I wonder if the Reverend Timms would like to be in my video.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14Do you think this light means the camera is on or off, Jess?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Miaow...
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Oh, dear! Never mind. I'll sort it out later.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23REVEREND TIMMS PLAYS GENTLE TUNE
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Oh, a spot of music!
0:04:27 > 0:04:31That's just what my video needs.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Hello, Reverend.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Would you mind if I recorded you for my video diary of Greendale?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Not at all, Pat. I'd be honoured.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Miaow!
0:04:41 > 0:04:42And...
0:04:42 > 0:04:44camera rolling...
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Reverend Timms, take one.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Eyes and teeth, Reverend. Eyes and teeth!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Pardon?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Oh...um... Smile, please, Reverend.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Oh, I see.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Miaow.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- Aren't you delivering the post today, Pat?- Oh, of course, the post!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Sorry, Reverend.
0:05:12 > 0:05:17I was so carried away with my video I forgot all about it.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Ah!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35PAT WHISTLES "All Things Bright And Beautiful"
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Ah, here we are.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Here you are, Reverend. - Miaow!
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Thank you, Pat. - Um...are you all right?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Yes, I'm fine.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57- It's hard work playing the piano. - Well, you'd better have a rest
0:05:57 > 0:06:01if you're going to make it to my video show down at the school hall.
0:06:01 > 0:06:06- Oh, yes. Thank you, Pat. - Cheerio, Reverend.- Goodbye, Pat.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Miaow!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Miaow!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Oh, I'll have to put this down for a minute.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Miaow!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Mia-ow!
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Miaow.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39# Oh, di-dum!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42# Oh-boo-boo-boo-boom! #
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Oh, no!
0:06:45 > 0:06:49I've posted the instruction manual, too.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52I can't finish my video diary without that.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Hello! Dr Gilbertson?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Is there anyone in?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Oh! Oh, hello, Pat.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Sorry to bother you, Dr Gilbertson,
0:07:09 > 0:07:14- but I posted the instruction manual for my video camera by mistake.- Oh!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Uh...there you go, Pat.- Thank you.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Would you like to be in my video, Dr Gilbertson?
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Uh...no. Sorry, Pat, I... I'm very busy today.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28I was...um... I was just... giving the surgery a quick clean.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Oh, never mind. I'm sorry I disturbed you. Cheerio.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Goodbye, Pat.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Hello, there, Pat.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Is that a video camera?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Yes, I'm recording a video diary of Greendale.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Would you like to be in it? - <- Oh, yes!
0:07:54 > 0:07:58And we've got the Greendale Rocket all nice and clean.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- You'll want her on your video, won't you?- Yes!
0:08:01 > 0:08:06- How does that thing work?- That's what I've been trying to find out.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09There! That should do it.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Um...is it recording?
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Yes.- Make sure you get the Rocket's best side, Pat.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Here, can I have a go?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Um...yes.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Eh-hup.- Watch out, Ted.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Oops!
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Sorry, Pat. I'll help you pick 'em up.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Oh, dear.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Quick, Jess! Catch that letter.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Miaow! Miaow! Miaow!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45< CRASH AND SPLASH
0:08:47 > 0:08:50What on earth has happened to you two?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Nothing.- Nowt.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Uh...were you filming just then?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59No. But I can film you some more, if you like.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- Uh...no, thanks, Pat. - We're a bit mucky.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- Oh, well, OK, then. Cheerio. - Cheerio.- Bye, Pat.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Oh, dear, Jess.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Nobody wants me to film them.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17My video diary of Greendale isn't going to be very long.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Miaow!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Hello, Sarah.- Hello, love.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Hello, Nisha.- Morning, Pat. - Cup of tea, please.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30- And one of those lovely cream cakes.- Coming right up.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- I see the camera arrived.- Yes.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- What's wrong?- I'm trying to record a video diary of Greendale
0:09:37 > 0:09:42but hardly anyone wants to be in it. People are acting strangely.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- Really?- There you go, Pat. - Thank you.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Slu-rp!
0:09:47 > 0:09:52- You can film us.- Yes, you can record us icing these cakes.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- What a good idea!- Purr!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57OK, and...
0:09:57 > 0:09:59action!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Um...what does that mean?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04That means you can start icing now.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Oh. Oh...I see...
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Miaow!
0:10:09 > 0:10:14- Why don't you tell me how you do it?- Oh... Uh...
0:10:14 > 0:10:16When you ice a cake...
0:10:17 > 0:10:20..you need to be very careful.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25And...make sure you take your time.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- (What should I say now? - I don't know.)
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Miaow!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35- CRASH! - Jess! That was MY cake.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Miaow!- I'll clean that up.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Miaow!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Oh! Oh, dear.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Oh, no!- Oh!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- What's happened here?- Uh...nothing. - Where did the cakes go?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- The fridge.- The cupboard. - The cupboard.- The fridge.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- What a strange day this is, eh, Jess?- Miaow!
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Oh, well, I'd better be going. I'll see you tonight at the video show.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Bye, Pat.- Bye, love.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18So...who's in the film, then?
0:11:18 > 0:11:23Well...I was the first person Pat filmed.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26And I provided the music, of course.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Hello, everyone.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Thank you for coming to see my video diary of Greendale.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36I haven't had a chance to watch it myself...
0:11:36 > 0:11:38but I hope you all enjoy it.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Oh, look!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- That's me up there. - I don't remember that bit.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54JAZZY TUNE Oh, my goodness!
0:11:54 > 0:11:57AUDIENCE GIGGLES
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Oh, my goodness!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02LAUGHTER
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Oh, dear! I'm terribly sorry, Reverend.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Wow, you rock, Reverend.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Oh, really?
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Oh, dear!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Miaow! AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Miaow!
0:12:21 > 0:12:26Where is that? I certainly don't remember filming this.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- TANGO MUSIC - Oh!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Oh! Oh, no!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Well, I never!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Oh, I am sorry, Dr Gilbertson.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50I must have forgotten to switch the camera off.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Wow, Mum, I didn't know you could dance.- Oh, dear!
0:12:54 > 0:12:57CHORUS OF LAUGHTER
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Oh, dear!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- Can I have a go?- Yes.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Oops!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Oh, dear!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:13:23 > 0:13:28- So THAT'S what happened! - You're so funny, Dad.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Oh-oh!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- Oh, dear! - LAUGHTER
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Oh!- Oh!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Oh, no! How embarrassing!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Oh, dear! I AM sorry, love.
0:13:48 > 0:13:54- Hah-hah! I suppose we DO look pretty funny.- Yes, we do, don't we?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Oh, I'm so sorry, everyone.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00This isn't quite what I expected.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- No, it's better! - EVERYONE LAUGHS
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Sorry?- The funniest thing I've ever seen.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Hear, hear!
0:14:07 > 0:14:12Who'd have thought we all had such...hidden talents?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16Oh, dear! Next stop Hollywood!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18You mean, you liked it?
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Yes, Dad, you're the best director ever.Miaow!
0:14:22 > 0:14:25EVERYONE LAUGHS
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Subtitles by Audrey Flynn BBC Broadcast 2004
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