Postman Pat and the Flying Saucers

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0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

0:00:11 > 0:00:16# Early in the morning Just as day is dawning

0:00:16 > 0:00:20# He picks up all the postbags in his van

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# All the birds are singing and the day is just beginning

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Everybody knows his bright red van

0:00:43 > 0:00:49# All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them

0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Maybe... You can never be sure

0:00:53 > 0:00:56# There'll be knock, ring...

0:00:56 > 0:01:00# Letters through your door... # PAT LAUGHS

0:01:00 > 0:01:02# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:01:02 > 0:01:05# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

0:01:07 > 0:01:12# All the birds are singing and the day is just beginning

0:01:12 > 0:01:15# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:01:17 > 0:01:21# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:01:22 > 0:01:29# Pat feels he's a really happy man. #

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- BELL RINGS - What's happened here, Mrs Goggins?

0:01:41 > 0:01:45- These can't all be for Greendale. - Aye, Pat. You're right.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47There's been a mix-up in Pencaster.

0:01:47 > 0:01:52- They've sent over all their post, muddled up with ours.- Oh, dear!

0:01:52 > 0:01:56I've managed to sort a few out for you to be going on with.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- These are for the cafe. - Right you are.

0:01:59 > 0:02:04- I'll get these delivered, then I'll give you a hand.- Thanks, Pat.

0:02:04 > 0:02:09Oh, I don't know how we're going to get these sorted in time.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Don't worry, Mrs Goggins. We'll find a way.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17UFOs?

0:02:17 > 0:02:22Yes - unidentified flying objects from outer space.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Flying saucers?

0:02:26 > 0:02:31Yes! Aliens use them to fly around in,

0:02:31 > 0:02:36and I want to be the first person in Greendale to photograph one!

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Like Captain Zzapp catching aliens!

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Yeah!

0:02:40 > 0:02:43We could play the Martian.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Discover a great, green, wild, enormous...

0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Tree?- Ow!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52THEY GIGGLE

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Come on! Let's get started.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Hello, Nisha. Hello, Ted.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Thanks, Pat.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- What's this?- Morning, Pat.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11It's my latest invention, is this -

0:03:12 > 0:03:15a washer-sorter machine.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19- BOTH: Oh! - It's a revolution in technology.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Two settings, see?

0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Sort and wash. - But they're still dirty, Ted.

0:03:25 > 0:03:30Oh, er...right. Must be a blockage in the water feed.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Nicely sorted, though, eh?

0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Mmm.- Good job something's getting sorted today.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41- What's the matter?- The Pencaster office have mixed up the post.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Poor Mrs Goggins is trying to sort it all out.

0:03:44 > 0:03:50Oh, dear... I'm on my way to the post office now to get some stamps.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54- I can give her a hand. - And by the time you're back,

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- this place'll be spotless. - MIAOW!

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Thanks, Ted, er...just the plastic dishes in the machine, though!

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Right-o! See you later, Nisha.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Bye, Ted.

0:04:05 > 0:04:10Hang on, Pat. ..I just need a hand with my water feed before you go.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Well, er... I ought to be getting back.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15It won't take long.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Put that in the top of the machine, could you?

0:04:18 > 0:04:22MIAOW! MIAOW!

0:04:22 > 0:04:26By heck! I forgot to turn the tap on!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Nothing's coming out this end, Ted.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Any good now?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34MIAOW?!

0:04:34 > 0:04:38- Hmm... - There must be summat blocking it.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40MIAOW!

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Let's have a look. - MIAOW! MIAOW!

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Oh... Agh... Oh, no! Oh, goodness me!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52MIAOW!

0:04:52 > 0:04:57We've got to keep our eyes open for anything strange.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- I don't think there's anything... - Look!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Wow! What's that?

0:05:03 > 0:05:07A diamond-shaped space cruiser...

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Just like Captain Zzapp's!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13ALL: Wow!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Wow!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18What?!

0:05:26 > 0:05:29SHE GIGGLES

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Maybe there'll be aliens in the space cruiser!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38I bet they'll be controlling it.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42I don't think aliens are controlling it!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45BOTH: Er...

0:05:45 > 0:05:49- SHE GIGGLES - Unless Lucy's an alien.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00- Lucy!- Oh!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04That should do it! Thanks, Pat.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Right you are, Ted. ..Come on, Jess.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Aren't you going to stay and see it in action?

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Space-age technology, is this!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Sorry, Ted. We have to get back to Mrs Goggins.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20OK. I'll have these plates all done in no time.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Cheerio!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Hello...

0:06:27 > 0:06:31- What are you three up to? - Hello, Dad. We're looking for UFOs.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33UFOs?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35In Greendale?

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Unidentified flying objects.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42UFO Gazette says they can be anywhere, anytime.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44We want to get a picture of one, if we can.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47The only unidentified objects I know about

0:06:47 > 0:06:51are in the post office, waiting to be sorted.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55- Are you coming, Jess? - JESS PURRS

0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Joining in the UFO hunt, are you? - MIAOW!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Well, watch out for aliens. Bye.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04ALL: Bye!

0:07:05 > 0:07:10UFOs in Greendale! Huh... Whatever next?

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Ah! There you are, Pat!

0:07:20 > 0:07:24We've managed to sort a few more letters for you...thanks to Nisha.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28One for Reverend Timms, and one for Ted Glen.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Thanks, Nisha. Sorry to have been so long.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36- I was giving Ted a hand with his washer-sorter.- How's he getting on?

0:07:36 > 0:07:41Don't worry. He'll have your dishes spotless with that machine of his.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45That should do.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Now... Just put the soap in.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Whoops. Oh, well...

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Plates'll be nice and clean, with all that soap on 'em.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- MIAOW! MIAOW! MIAOW! - Right...

0:08:01 > 0:08:04No UFO sightings in the church.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06And nothing outside PC Selby's house.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Aliens could be anywhere!

0:08:09 > 0:08:12There might be a three-headed Martian.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Or an alien from Beetlejuice! - MIAOW!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Or a, um...

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- MIAOW! MIAOW! - Oh...

0:08:22 > 0:08:25An alien catman!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28ALL: Huh?! JESS WHINES

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Quick! Take a picture!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Oh...

0:08:36 > 0:08:38MIAOW!

0:08:38 > 0:08:43- Jess!- The alien cat! THEY GIGGLE

0:08:43 > 0:08:48We're not doing very well, are we? Where haven't we looked yet?

0:08:48 > 0:08:52- Um... The station. - Come on, then. Let's go.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Here you are, Reverend. Can't stop, I'm afraid.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Thank you, Pat. Go in peace.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08- MACHINE BEEPS - Hmm, must've put in too much soap.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Now, let me see.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Hey! No need for that!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Ow! By heck!

0:09:19 > 0:09:23MACHINE BEEPS > JESS MIAOWS

0:09:23 > 0:09:27- What's that?! - Unidentified...noises!

0:09:27 > 0:09:30It's coming from the cafe.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32By gum!

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Better do summat. Nisha won't be pleased.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Look!- Wow!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51A flying saucer!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53MIAOW!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oh, no!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Flying saucers, Dad!

0:10:01 > 0:10:05ALL: Flying saucers?! SPLAT!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08There's something in the cafe!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15What...on earth?

0:10:15 > 0:10:18It's a spaceship!

0:10:21 > 0:10:24An alien pod! MIAOW! MIAOW!

0:10:24 > 0:10:30- Keep back, Jess! - A spaceship?! In Greendale?!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32We found a UFO!

0:10:36 > 0:10:41Look out, Dad! MUFFLED SPEECH

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I've got a funny feeling about this.

0:10:44 > 0:10:49Do...you...speak... our...language?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51MUFFLED SPEECH

0:10:53 > 0:10:56MIAOW! MIAOW! MUFFLED CRIES

0:10:56 > 0:10:58- Jess!- Huh?!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00We come in peace.

0:11:00 > 0:11:05MUFFLED SPEECH, FRIGHTENED MIAOWS

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Over here, everyone.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Oh! What's this?!- It's a...

0:11:12 > 0:11:16- Alien space-pod! - An alien bubble-man.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Alien Ted Glen, more like!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Ted?! - HE GURGLES

0:11:23 > 0:11:26I had a spot of bother with my soap mixture.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30- Oh, no!- Mr Glen?!

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Oh, what a mess!

0:11:32 > 0:11:36Oh, we saw a...a flying saucer!

0:11:36 > 0:11:40So did I! They're all over the place!

0:11:40 > 0:11:41Ah...

0:11:41 > 0:11:45It was the washer-sorter machine!

0:11:45 > 0:11:49The wash...? Oh, no!

0:11:49 > 0:11:52I'm right sorry, Nisha.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56Don't worry, Ted. I'll soon wash the dishes.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58- It's a shame, though.- Aye!

0:11:58 > 0:12:02It worked fine before I put the water in.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05That machine could sort anything!

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Oh... I wish it could sort the post!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11I'm afraid I left Mrs Goggins with lots left to do.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15Hmm. That's an idea...

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Yes!

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Come on, Ted. Dry that machine out. We've got work to do.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26So have I. There's flying saucers everywhere!

0:12:26 > 0:12:28We can help.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32We're experts at hunting flying saucers, aren't we?!

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Oh, that would be wonderful!

0:12:34 > 0:12:37I'll be back soon, Julian.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39See you, Nisha.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Oh, dear! Do you think it can take it, Pat?

0:12:48 > 0:12:53- Don't worry, Mrs Goggins. Ready, Ted?- In they go, Pat.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59MACHINE IS SWITCHED ON

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Ta-da!

0:13:00 > 0:13:05It worked! I said it'd sort anything.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37- All done, Mrs Goggins. - That's terrific!

0:13:37 > 0:13:40- We couldn't have done it without you, Ted.- Come on, Ted.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Let's see how they're getting on at the cafe.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Oh, well done, everyone!

0:13:49 > 0:13:54You might not have found any UFOs, but you have found Nisha's plates.

0:13:54 > 0:13:59Looks like there aren't any flying saucers in Greendale after all!

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Oh, yes, there are!

0:14:02 > 0:14:06As a thank you for clearing up all the plates, I've made a...

0:14:06 > 0:14:11special Greendale flying saucer cake just for you.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Ah, thanks, Mum!

0:14:15 > 0:14:20Congratulations, Charley. You're the first person in Greendale

0:14:20 > 0:14:23to take a picture of a flying saucer after all!

0:14:23 > 0:14:27EVERYONE LAUGHS

0:14:29 > 0:14:33# Postman, Postman Pat!

0:14:33 > 0:14:36# Can you guess what's in his bag?

0:14:36 > 0:14:39# Is there a letter? # MIAOW!

0:14:39 > 0:14:42# Is there a parcel? # MIAOW!

0:14:42 > 0:14:46# Is there a postcard? # MIAOW!

0:14:46 > 0:14:50# What's that? Jess the cat?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55# Postman, Postman Pat!

0:14:55 > 0:15:00# Can you guess what's in his bag? # MIAOW!